CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #29 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #29

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:11 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well, here I am. And so is Caption Tightpants winner for Week #28! Our first Three Time Champion, StarPilotGrainger! Congrats on the victory, SPG! Here is your winning submission in all it's captioned glory:

and now for week 29...

Book: River, please come out.
River (in darkness): No, you bit me.
Book: I'm sorry, I was told you were made of chocolate.

Go on, do better! It is your destiny and gorram right to be funny! Go for full comedy burn!

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:24 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Woo for me! LEt's try and make it a two-fer!

Book: "Inside here is where we keep the plutonium for the flux capaciter. It's the only thing capable of generating the 1.21 Gigawatts required for time travel!"

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:42 PM

GUNRUNNER

Zoe: Back in the day we would deal with a situation like this with an expendable guy, a hand grenade, a flashlight and a .45… I’ll go get Jayne…
>River runs out<

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:48 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Book: So your telling me you crawled through there and you were inside John Malkovich's head?
Zoe: Yep.

Keep shiny!

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 5:51 PM

BARCLAY

Book: "Jayne, Saffron, I can hear you from from my bunk"
Jayne: "Just keep walking preacher man."

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 6:52 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Book: "Look you space monkeys .. come out of there or I'll start to sing Shake Your Money Maker"

Nothing

Book: "Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker
Shake your moneymaker, and then

I got a girl lives up on the hill
I got a girl lives up on the hill
Says she gonna love me but I don’t believe she will
......."

A River sized blur runs by Book

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 7:31 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

BOOK: *Grrrrraaaaaagh*
ZOE: I don't care what you smell, get in there.

or...

BOOK: And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.

or...

BOOK: Hullo there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid.

(extended version)
BOOK: *Checks Zoe's vitals, then brushes back his hair(hood)* Hullo there! Come here my little friend. Don't be afraid.
RIVER: *whimpers*
BOOK: Don't worry, he'll be all right.
ZOE: What happened?

Mmm, Star Wars goodness.

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 8:23 PM

RAT

Book: When did we get Jefferies Tubes?!?

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 8:44 PM

AMYGDALA

Book: "Is it really a good time for this, Mal?. I appreciate that you're having a crisis of faith in there, but there's that job to be done, and ... Inara was doing my hair."

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 8:58 PM

CHOLLETT

Book: grrrrrrr..............RAWRARARARARRRARRRARAARRAR!!!!!!!!
Zoe: (thinking)I knew implanting canine awareness traits in the preacher was a bad idea...
(speaking) Shepherd, stop that! it was just a squirrel!

or

Book: "You're sure there's something in here?"
Zoe: "Yeah, just go in there............NOW MAL!"

or, here's a good one

Book: "Come out Mr. Fox exec, we won't hurt you, I promise."
Fox Exec (in shadows): "...no...no mercy...no mercy...."
Book: "...no, no, we got mercy; we got lots and lots 'o...."
(CRACK)

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, June 7, 2005 9:57 PM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book: Are you sure there's a hairdresser's in there? It looks awful dark...

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 12:14 AM

MANTICHORUS

BOOK: "Looking at the size of this hole... I think it was a bad idea to set the kitten on the rat..."

OR

The crew found River's claim that the hole lead to a land with a talking lion a little hard to believe...

OR

BOOK: "It's... bigger on the inside than it is on the outside..."
DOCTOR: "Yes. And?"
ZOE: "You don't find anything odd about that?"

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ZOE: "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
VINCENT: "I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 12:28 AM

SIMONWHO

Six months after River's mysterious disappearence, Book remembered far too late that they had been playing hide and seek.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 1:53 AM

KMS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

To his horror, Book discovers a lair for ROUSs aboard Serenity.

(crossover with Princess Bride)
ROUS=Rats of Unusual Size

KMS
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 3:18 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

Book: "ducts? why is it always Ducts?"

(Galaxy Quest x-over)

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 4:28 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Book: Y'know, when the Captain made that crack about religiosity and fuzzy wuzzies, I didn't think he'd actually buy one from Harry Mudd. Now the ship is infested with them.

Zoe: Don't look now, Shepherd, but I think you've got one on your head.

Cilantro!
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 4:41 PM

RETRO

Book: Where did River hide my gel?

Yeah, I know, that was weak. I'll try harder.

"Just because I choose to wander, it doesn't mean that I am lost..."

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 5:01 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Zoe: "What happend Preacher?"
Book: "I was about to wash my hair when this little cartoonish looking kid with pointy hair walked into my room..."
Zoe: "Go on Preacher."
Book: "Well it was really quite disturbing...he screamed and ran into this cargo space. Umm, come out little boy, we won't hurt you."
Bart Simpson: "No way Man! Get away from me Sideshow Bob!"

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 5:12 PM

GUNRUNNER

Book: What’s in there? It smells horrible!
Zoe: That’s the ship's head.
Book: I seriously doubt any bathroom could smell that bad!
Zoe: Well Jayne just used it…

Book: What’s in there?
Zoe: It’s where we store the Technobabble.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 5:16 PM

WHITEFALL

While they were distracted, the yellow post of doom snuck by the Firefly crew.

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 5:16 PM

MUTT999

Book: "Fish? Wojo? What the.....?"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Wednesday, June 8, 2005 5:33 PM

DARKJESTER

Once upon a time, in a cave on a spaceship (which was guarded by a wild-haired bookmonster), there lived a young princess named River......

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 3:36 AM

AMYGDALA

BOOK (thought bubble): "Hmmm. Maybe I should explore this previously undiscovered passageway. But there's just something about it makes my hair stand on end..."

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 4:31 AM

RYCE

River (hiding in the hole): It wasn't hair all bound up. It was waiting to be but It forgot. Now It's free and It remembers what It is...

or

Book: The terrifying space monkeys got into my hair again

or

Book: Now, River, I don't care what they taught you at that Academy place. E does not equal mc cubed!

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 7:48 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Book: Are you sure that in order to get Advance Screening tickets, I have to go in there?
Zoe: I reckon you do.
Book: *sigh* What I won't do for the Big Damn Movie...

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 8:48 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM

Book: (snarling) There's the ebaying pre-screening ticket scalper!
Zoe: (always cool) Just wait, Preacher. He has to come out eventually.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 9:06 AM

RYCE

Quote:
Book: (snarling) There's the ebaying pre-screening ticket scalper!
Zoe: (always cool) Just wait, Preacher. He has to come out eventually.

Absolutely wonderful! I esp love the snarling Book!

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 10:17 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Book: That's one hell of a glory hole.
Zoe: Preacher, you got a smutty mind.

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 10:35 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Book: Snarf snarf! Cheetara! Mumrah has taken Panthro into his lair! Snarf snarf...
Zoe: And they say River is the crazy one...

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 11:18 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

BOOK:"River, you there? Now, Zoe here tells me that you were the last person she saw with my afro pick. Is this true?"

OR

BOOK:"Who wants to go down the scary tunnel first?"

OR

BOOK:"You said these are okay to transport?"

ZOE:"Black-Market Beagles, whats the problem?"

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 2:53 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

BOOK:"What the?!?!"

CHIPS AHOY MEN(OS):"Alright, we attack those Rice Krispie guys at dawn. That's assuming Judd Hirsch delivers the goods!"

OR

Book discovers what was rattling in the shell of the ship. coincidentally, he also found out where the smurfs had been hiding for the past 520 years.

OR

BOOK:"What do you suppose is in there?"

ZOE:"I'm not sure, but don't you think that this yellow post is a little out of place?"

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 5:48 PM

BECKAJO

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Well, here I am. And so is Caption Tightpants winner for Week #28! Our first Three Time Champion, StarPilotGrainger! Congrats on the victory, SPG! Here is your winning submission in all it's captioned glory:

and now for week 29...

Zoe: I'm telling you, Book, the captain's faith was lost in Serenity Valley, not the ship.

Grr! Arrgh!

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Thursday, June 9, 2005 6:23 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book: I think I found Waldo.

a variation:

Book: I finaly found Jimmy Hoffa.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Friday, June 10, 2005 2:59 PM

DRAGONWINE

Book: So this is the real reason Mal keeps me around.
Zoe: Yep.
Book: Amazing. I've never seen a Hell Mouth on a ship before.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, June 10, 2005 4:16 PM

WORKEROFEVIL

TenthCrewMember,

Select to view spoiler:

I know you can pick out good shots on your own (and do) but I just wanted to suggest the scene in Ariel when Agent McGinnis is killed by the Blue Sun guys just after he spit blood out his mouth. It's just a cool looking shot and I'd love to see what people do with it (people, not me of course since I'm not creative with the words and just read CT).

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Friday, June 10, 2005 7:25 PM

SERENITYSGIRL

Quote:

Book: River what are you doing in there?
River: I'm not River...River is not on the ship...This is Serenity.
Zoe: Not again!

River Ship Possesser Strikes Again!

Serenity's Girl

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Friday, June 10, 2005 8:52 PM

JRC

Book: "You sure that space herpe went in here?"

Everyone dies alone.

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 12:48 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

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Day 29 in the Big Damn House. Shepherd Book finally discovers the River cam hidden in the secret storage area..

Or...

A Labrynth /Firefly crossover:

THE WORM: 'Ello.
BOOK: Did you say... hello?
THE WORM: No, I said "'ello," but that's close enough.
BOOK: Oh... you're a worm, aren't you?
THE WORM: Yeah, that's right.
BOOK: You don't by any chance know the way through this labyrinth, do you?
THE WORM: Who, me? No, I'm just a worm. Say, come inside, and meet the Mrs.

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 11:13 AM

ASTRAGYNIA

Who knew? It turns out that the light at the end of the famous proverbial tunnel actually shines from the tight pants of a smuggler-ship's second-in-command...

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Saturday, June 11, 2005 8:20 PM

KMS

Quote:

Book: So… it whooshed, and a guy named Colonel Jack O’Neill came out?
Zoe: Yep.
Book: Then you shot him?
Zoe: Yeah. Buried him under the yellow pole.
Book: Oh, dear.

Or

Book and Zoe discover the entrance to the crappy town where Wash is a hero, but don’t have the heart to tell him it’s inhabited by Lilliputians.

KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ --Gizzie

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 6:11 AM

ASTRAGYNIA

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:

Book and Zoe discover the entrance to the crappy town where Wash is a hero, but don’t have the heart to tell him it’s inhabited by Lilliputians.

That's great!

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 8:25 AM

RYCE

Book discovers there really is a special hell, though he is still uncertain as to if the captain has visited it yet

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 10:27 AM

NICOLACLARKE

Quote:
Book and Zoe discover the entrance to the crappy town where Wash is a hero, but don’t have the heart to tell him it’s inhabited by Lilliputians.

Brilliant!

Also really liked the Doctor Who one...

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 10:44 AM

GUNRUNNER

Book: What is this?
Open Hatch: A question! Since before your sun burned hot in space, and before your race was born, I have awaited a question.
Book: Who is this?!?
Open Hatch: I am The Guardian of Forever...
Zoe: River stop playing games with the comm!

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 1:59 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

(Mystery Science Theater 3000 x-over)

Book: "What's in this crate marked Hamdingers?"

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 2:36 PM

OXYOPIA

Shepard Book: "You know, with over 500 years of interstellar exploration behind us, human kind really hasn't evolved much physically. Space rats, on the other hand..."

or

Secret Firefly DVD Easter Egg: "Ron Glass, clearly the intellectual of the Firefly cast, enjoyed giving on-the-spot lectures to the other actors while on set. Here we see him really getting into character while explaining Einstein's theory of relativity..."

-Oxy

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 2:58 PM

KMS

Quote:

Zoe: I'm telling you, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you've ever come upon.
Book: But it's just a little white bunny!
Zoe: It's already taken out the Captain, Jayne, and the Doc. It's time for the holy hand grenade.
Book: Right, then. Let's do this. First thou shall take out the holy pin, then thou shall count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shall count….

Or

River in Tunnel: Stop! Who would cross the Tunnel of Death would answer me these questions three, er the other side he see!
Book: That's new.
Zoe: You'd better know your favorite color going in, Preacher. We lost the Captain to that one.
River in Tunnel: What is your name?
Book: River, honey, it's me, Book.
River in Tunnel: What is your quest?

KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ --Gizzie

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 3:41 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

The dynamite from the Black Rock opened the mysterious hatch, but fans would have to wait until September to see what was inside.

Star Pilot Grainger
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Sunday, June 12, 2005 5:39 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Zoe: I'm telling you, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you've ever come upon.
Book: But it's just a little white bunny!

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A$$ Off.

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Sunday, June 12, 2005 7:07 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Voting time!

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Cilantro!
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