Favourite Jayne Sayings (for a badge) by Zol

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Favourite Jayne Sayings (for a badge)

POSTED BY: ZOL
UPDATED: Thursday, June 23, 2005 10:12
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Friday, June 17, 2005 11:45 AM

Ok, I`ve got this cool badge, but what I want is to have some Jayne sayings for it for when I see Adam at the end of next week (at the LF&CC)

Maybe, I`ll have a few on there

"I`ll be in my Bunk!"

God, I`ve got a brain block at the moment - trying to think of all the cool ones (and getting the quote right)

Darin (Zol.)

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Friday, June 17, 2005 12:16 PM

MARAJADE

here are some of my personal favorite jayne lines: "that's why i never kiss 'em on the mouth"
"if horses were wishes, we'd all be eating steak"
"pain is scary"
"i was aimin' for his head"

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Friday, June 17, 2005 3:10 PM

CAPTAINREYNOLDS

Along with those suggested in the above message, these are my favorite:

"What'd y'all order a dead guy for?"

And see me signature for one more. Having a sort of brain freeze, more will follow.

Ten percent of nothin' is...let's see, nothin' add nothin' then carry nothin'...well, still nothin'.

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Friday, June 17, 2005 3:19 PM

LADYSTARHAWK

My all time personal favorite:

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here."

But there's so many good ones.

Heather

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. - Mal

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Friday, June 17, 2005 3:26 PM

CALLMESERENITY

It is my very favorite gun.

I was gonna get me an ear!

"What's the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?"-H.D. Thoreau

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Friday, June 17, 2005 5:00 PM

CORNCOBB

Well, there's the one above for starters. Then:

"This seems like a lot of trouble to go to for people who aren't us."

"Time for some thrilling heroics."

"I like smacking 'em!"

"We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural response."

坏狼

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Friday, June 17, 2005 5:21 PM

REGINAROADIE

A couple of my faves..

"Shake your head, boy. Your eyes are stuck."

"Let's move this conversation around to a 'Not Jayne's fault' direction."

"She killed them with mathematics. What else could it have been?"

"Later on you can explain to me how that's a comfort. Might have to use some of that math we've been hearing about."

and of course, the one line that sums him up....

"TO ME!!!!!!!"

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like ... ow ... ound ... round ... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?

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Friday, June 17, 2005 7:34 PM

3HEADEDMONKEY

dang. it's hard. every episode he says something hilarious.

"so does this! I call it Vera!"

i hope he gets some good lines in the movie.

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Friday, June 17, 2005 7:45 PM

SPQR

'If wanted schooling, I've gone to school."
Ariel

"You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
I think that it is the best, too.

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Friday, June 17, 2005 8:33 PM

RAZEL

If shes got the security codes why dont she just walk in and grab it herself

yall had a riot on a count of me?

Now Inara shes got to have some funny whore'n storys

Hope the whores are prettier then the house

Can I start getting sexed already?

OOOps my john thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room there so much tasty near

What we need is a diversion

you get the cash?

Now see i think you might want to rethink that last part...see i married me a powerfully ugly creature

this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

Razel

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Saturday, June 18, 2005 9:10 AM

FRAY101

Quote:
Originally posted by Razel:
this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

That's the one I'd have gone for too. Although would have to be a big badge...!

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Saturday, June 18, 2005 10:20 AM

ZOL

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
Quote:
Originally posted by Razel:
this is the best one Dear Diary, today i was pompous and my sister was crazy . today we me and my sister were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again it was the best day ever .

That's the one I'd have gone for too. Although would have to be a big badge...!

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Over 100 Serenity screencaps now available at www.destinything.com.

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www.cafepress.com/fireflyclass

All is not lost, it can be done

wait till you see the badges next weekend Fray - I expect that everbody will want one for the Serenity2 Con.

Darin (Zol.)

Of course I might go with something else, I`m still thinking of the War of the Worlds text from the `new` movie trailer.

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Saturday, June 18, 2005 8:52 PM

MORGANCHAOS

"i...sent...you...the...enclosed, ooh, enclosed!"

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Sunday, June 19, 2005 4:56 AM

WEICHI

Jayne is always funny. One of my favorites, that does not seem to be mentioned often is

"Thats why I never kiss em on the lips"

See how I'm not punching him, I think I've grown!

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Sunday, June 19, 2005 7:28 AM

FANGIRL

"She's in Congress?"
"I'm In!"
"I could get naked."

all my other favs were already mentioned.

"Hell is empty and the devils are all here." - Shakespeare

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 7:11 PM

MORGANCHAOS

i think one of the best quotes would have to be the off-screen "butcher's knife!"

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 8:26 PM

PURPLEBELLY

Ain't looking hard enough

For those of us with a contrary view of Cobb, this says so much. Be careful if you're a Jayne-fanboy wearing this as a button

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:29 AM

R1Z

Leave us not forget:

"Saw that comin'"

"Sure you don't just wanna piss yourself and back down?"

"This is disappointing as hell!"

"Here's a little concept I've been working on: Why don't we shoot her first?"

"What?"

"Could'a Should'a Would'a"

And my personal favorite:

"I'm smelling a lotta IF comin' off this plan."

Really, you could cover yourself in Jayne quotes. Maybe a new form of armor?

Let us know which one you wear!

R1Z

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 10:07 AM

NWUKSTEVE

From the trailer:

Select to view spoiler:

"Let's be bad guys"

"The only people she's a threat to is us on this boat"

And my favourite description OF Jayne:

He's "like a trained ape. Without the training"

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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 10:12 AM

ROBBY

My favorite (along with "nuthin' ... divided by nuthin' ... carry the nuthin'") is "Uh, hey, I got a idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by the man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work, and get on with our increasingly eerie-ass day. How's that?"

A bit big for a badge, though.

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