USS SereniTREE: No Longer the Eve of Battle by TheGreyJedi

Phew. That was some nifty running there. If you care to look at the scanner, you can see their base exploding in such a graphic and powerful manner that ILM would need a budget of $20m just to match that one shot.

I think we deserve a little r'n'r for our efforts. Now then, some very nice lady was offering me a massage which would go down so well right about now (although I actually have a tennis match to go to).

And maybe some sort of cocktail? With bar snacks?

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 7:42 AM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
...Grey turns the dial up to 10. Then pushes the nob, an audible snap as it goes just about to where 11 would be...

"Most amps go to 10, but ours go all the way to 11, which is why we're so much louder then all the other bands out there."

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 11:27 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
...all the way to 11....

*A single chord whumps along its cacophonous route throughout Sereni-Tree, rattling windows and vibrating the walls. But for its sheer volume, it might be a mournful, desperate wail. Even as Neeleseye lurches in her captivating dance, cozen momentarily feels the utter sadness of hopelessly blighted universal love.*

*Without hesitation, cozen steps up to Needleseye. Gingerly negotiating himself through the palm fronds, he embraces her with all the compassion he can muster in this admittedly difficult situation.*

*He is not put off by the scales, does not fear the claws. He scents strong ocean breezes filtered through a lush forest.*

***
A hug a day keeps them claws retracted.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 12:13 PM

EBONEZER

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Quote:
Originally posted by ebonezer:
...all the way to 11....

*A single chord whumps along its cacophonous route throughout Sereni-Tree, rattling windows and vibrating the walls. But for its sheer volume, it might be a mournful, desperate wail. Even as Neeleseye lurches in her captivating dance, cozen momentarily feels the utter sadness of hopelessly blighted universal love.*

Is it D minor? Because I think that anything played in D minor is terribly sad. D minor is the saddest key of all...

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 2:36 PM

THEGREYJEDI

The chord of Dark Minor. Very similar to your D minor in many respects.

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http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 3:32 PM

Wonders why, in mid-hug, he is thinking about Rat's dumptruck?

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Wonders why, in mid-hug, he is thinking about Rat's dumptruck?

mg wonders that too

"Man has an evil side, Pinky." -Brain
"Front or back?" -Pinky

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 4:20 PM

Misses them good ol' days, when kidnapping gentlefolk was considered a "good" thing.

cozen, glum ex-kidnapper of good folkettes.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 6:17 PM

NEEDLESEYE

Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Wonders why, in mid-hug, he is thinking about Rat's dumptruck?

Hugs is nice.
but from ocean breezes to a dumptruck?

*sighs, scales a little ruffled, but enjoyed hug anyway*

Cozen, can you do my nails when you have some time? I broke one on an El's tooth whilst ripping it's jaw off. I think I'd like 'em an irridescent ocean blue color this time.

***

Thinks~ I need to wash or maybe just change this bloody dress, wonder if Grey could help with...

Oh dear, was I thinking out loud again?

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Tuesday, June 21, 2005 7:09 PM

*Reluctantly breaks hug. Orders in a gallon of ocean blue nail colouring. Hands this to TheGreyJedi.*

*cozen loiters near comfy couch, hoping for the best.*

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 2:09 AM

*Serenity heads to her room, changes into her bathing suit, then takes a dip in the pool. Heading back to her room, she sees Cozen loitering near the big leather couch, looking gloomy.*

Hey Cozen, what's going on? You look like you could use a head massage.

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 5:59 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Ahh, home. *Belle wanders off to get re-acquainted. And probably to hunt Sparky.* Hey, Simon, you didn't blowe up the tree did you?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 8:18 AM

The tree? No, that's perfectly safe, it was just the enemy base that I trashed. We should be fine for a looooong time now.

Now, if there was somebody who'd care to give me a massage, that would be just peachy. I can supply scones as a reward, plus strawberries and cream.

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 9:38 AM

MAI

Quote:
The EIs, being evil, collapse and crumble into small squishy bits that burn away like paper in a fire

*Finds herself magically transported from ship to the ladder of the tree and stares up in awe.*

Wow. It looks like the tree's done a bit of growing while we've been away.

*Peeks around the front door of the SereniTREE, hoping that it's friendly faces she will find*

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 10:58 AM

Serenity: will it be the swiss chocolates, or the left-over creme brulee? French chardonay, or pepsi-sans-milk?

*Wonders if the fridge survived the EI/EC attack. Stops caring withing nanoseconds of the commencement of the head massage.*

http://www3.sympatico.ca/ldnemeth/images/blackjacksilver.GIF

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 1:44 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

*twg, in her Kaylee-date-dress, enters the common area with a tray precariously perched upon her palm. She gracefully strides to the center of the room and places the tray on a nearby table. She walks over to Simon, smiles, and then clasps his hands in hers and leads him to the center of the room where a changing screen and massage table await him.*

Please put this on. *twg hands him a rather short towel* Would you like some help?

*twg quirks her finger and motions for Simon to follow her behind the screen….a few minutes later they reemerge: Simon towel clad and twg smiling. She turns to the tray, clink, clink, clink, she spins around, placing an amber glass in Simon’s hands.*

Glenfiddich 30 Year Old for you sir. Please relax a moment while I warm up the oils and get into something a bit more appropriate for massaging.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 1:50 PM

mmmm...swiss chocolates, please!

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 4:33 PM

CALLMEATH

*Ath heads to his room, supported by Lissa. (Simon, you never patched me up! Oh...I can see you're busy. Never mind) Still injured from his torture, Ath barely makes it to his room. Once there he collapses on his bed, where he's attended by Lissa.*

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 5:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeAth:
*Ath heads to his room, supported by Lissa. (Simon, you never patched me up! Oh...I can see you're busy. Never mind) Still injured from his torture, Ath barely makes it to his room. Once there he collapses on his bed, where he's attended by Lissa.*

*lissa gently washes ath's bloodied wounds. then she draws him a warm bath with soothing oils and helps him climb into it. carefully, she massages his back as he soaks.*

~lissa, spwhore

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005 11:03 PM

See, ath, some of my patients need me to treat them; others need me to leave them alone to either heal themselves or have someone else lend a hand (or two).

Ah, Glenfiddich, a personal favourite and it's a drink that's older than I am (although in a few years time I'm going to have to fork out a lot of money to pay for that sort of vintage).

Tum te tum. I'm rather aware that I'm practically naked twg, I hope you're coming back soon. What's the Latin for "Is this appropriate massage attire?"

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 7:51 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

*smirking, twg gently pushes Simon back onto the table.*

Consentaneum est. Now, please lie on your stomach and try to relax.

*Simon rolls over, slowly allowing his body to uncoil. twg rubs her hands together, warming the lightly scented oil before placing her hands on his skin. He shivers, not from cold hands, but from the familiar way her fingers manipulate his muscles. The floral aroma of jasmine clears his mind as the woody, almost sweet scent of sandalwood begins to invigorate him. He relaxes. Her hands move confidently over his back and shoulders, working out the knots of tension that have accumulated during the battles. He stiffens momentarily when her hands stray from the soft plane of his back. twg carefully works her way down his legs, paying particular attention to his feet. After hearing several soft moans, she kneads a return path to his shoulders, focusing her ministrations on first the left arm and then the right. She lightly strokes his neck and weaves her fingers through his hair, sending gooseflesh down his spine. Her hands leave his body, a chill begins to cover his shoulders. She wraps a warmed towel around his form and whispers to the jelly form before her,*

Would you like to rest a while before we continue with the, um, servicing?

*a sigh leaves his parted lips as hooded eyes look upon her smiling face.*

Very well, come with me…*twg gently takes one hand in hers and wraps her arm around his waist, leading him to the big comfy couch. He falls back gracefully, twg joining him at his side, her cheek pressed to his heart. She begins humming a soft lullaby…*

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twg's list of kidnappees:
Simon
Cozen
TheRealMe
SoulofSerenity
PsychicRiver
Jazaf
Rat---maybe, if he's in a good mood

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:57 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

twg's list of kidnappees:
Simon
Cozen
TheRealMe
SoulofSerenity
PsychicRiver
Jazaf
Rat---maybe, if he's in a good mood

I'm on the list!! I'm on the list!!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 8:59 AM

that's a big list. You sure you can get to them all? (Don't need any assistant kidnappers to help you?)

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 9:02 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
that's a big list. You sure you can get to them all? (Don't need any assistant kidnappers to help you?)

Serenity, you can kidnap me anytime!!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 9:40 AM

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 10:42 AM

Dearest twg,

I beg leave to be rotated to the bottom of your yummy list. I won't be playing with the Clubhouse folks for the next two weeks, in deference to SiggO, with whom I shall be vacationing. That is to say, chasing single malt beverages and manoeuvering around sheep droppings in (on?) Mull.

I humbly vest in you the title, Kween Of Kindly Kidnappers.

Yours, with respectful adoration,
cozen

P.S., Have a great party, folks! And: be nice to Rat, he's so misunderstood.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 12:42 PM

JAZAF

'So the fighting's over? Huh...'
Jazaf shrugs as he goes searching for a Root Beer. After a few minutes of searching his efforts are rewarded and he plops onto the floor and leans against the wall.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 12:47 PM

I'm sleeping so peacefully right now except for my heart which goes boom-ticky-boom-ticky-boom-ticky-boom-ticky-boom-ticky-boom-ticky-boom-boom-boom.

Nothing but calm.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 6:04 PM

*Puts in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (BBC version) and starts playing solitaire to pass the time while everyone else is at the screenings.*

"Man has an evil side, Pinky." -Brain
"Front or back?" -Pinky

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Thursday, June 23, 2005 6:09 PM

*lissa edits post to make it something serenitree related, as opposed to yelling for mg to come chat...*

*once ath is all cleaned up, he and lissa curl up on the bed to take a nice, relaxing nap after all the action. er, like the torture and stuff...*

~lissa, spwhore

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Friday, June 24, 2005 10:22 AM

*Serenity realized quickly that thrilling heroics make one TIRED. When she finishes giving Cozen his head massage, she grabs a pillow and lays down the big comfy couch, curling her wings about her like a blanket*

anyone want to join me for a nap?

"Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us." ~Jerry Garcia

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Friday, June 24, 2005 8:36 PM

NEEDLESEYE

*needleseye wanders off. sighs*

Its so peaceful around here...

*Star jasmine tendrils stream out from the hem of her dress. They are tossed about as she walks dropping tiny blooms with every boot step. The white flowers litter behind leaving a soft fragrance in the SereniTree and a path like stars in the black against the dark metal flooring*

*quietly sings*
...world was on fire
no one could save me but you..

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Friday, June 24, 2005 8:45 PM

MAI

NOw this is now I like to see the SereniTREE tree house. I love nap time.

*Decides to go with the crowd and take a nap. Finds an empty hammock and curls up with comfy blanket PR knitted.*

Theres room for another sleepy type person under the fuzzy blanket if anyone else is tired.

Sweet Dreams Everyone.

*Falls fast asleep breathing in the sweet aroma of all the pretty flowers*

It's good to be home.

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 3:11 AM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by lissa:
*once ath is all cleaned up, he and lissa curl up on the bed to take a nice, relaxing nap after all the action. er, like the torture and stuff...*

~lissa, spwhore

*Feeling much better, thanks to Lissa's care, and feeling VERY comfortable, Ath quickly falls asleep. He dreams of watching the Big Damn Movie over and over. And there's something about a guy with cheese.*

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 5:40 AM

There's light around me, everywhere, the very air itself filling all I can see with a radiant glow. Where am I?

My feet aren't touching the ground. I'm not flying or falling, I'm just floating in the air, weightless, motionless. There's someone with me, their arms are wrapped around my back but I can't see anyone. Are they carrying me?

I hear a giggle and the arms pull away. There's a smell like perfume in front of me but I know this didn't come from a bottle. The aroma becomes fainter and the laughter seems further away now. I urge myself forward to catch up to the disappearing spirit but I don't move, I cannot fly.

The light is fading now and as the air grows black I can see a shape in front of me, a door with numbers on it: 70.01.04. Suddenly it changes to 70.01.03. I touch the number 3 and it is hot, burning my fingers.

70.01.02. It's changed again. There's no handle so I can't tell what is beyond but it seems to be something magical. My fingers start to feel numb, then my toes. I look down and they're not just numb, they've disappeared. I'm fading away. I'm....

Whuh? I jolt upwards on the couch. Oh. Sorry twg, didn't mean to disturb you. Just a bad dream. Go back to sleep, it's nothing to worry about.

I look around and see others sleeping around me. I wonder what they see when they dream. The SereniTREE continues its low hum as I shut my eyes again.

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 2:43 PM

*Goes to the kitchen and starts baking pies so there's food when everyone wakes up.*

Let's see, I've got blueberry, apple, and strawberry. I wonder if anyone likes rhubarb?

*Hums to herself as she bakes.*

"Man has an evil side, Pinky." -Brain
"Front or back?" -Pinky

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 3:37 PM

MAI

*Dreaming about hotel pools filled with chocolate covered sereniTREERS.

Who knew chocolate was actually fun to swim in as it is to eat! *Several unhappy and slightly dumb looking hotel security guards storm the outer fence of the pool, screaming about something*

Huh. They must be jealous that there's not enough room for them.

*Suddenly projectiles come flying over the fence. The SereniTREEers fearing smoke bombs all jump out of the pool, but as the projectiles hit the chocosyrupy substance, it's clear that they aren't weapons at all, but some some sort of strange fruit that evaporates into the chocolate turning it into pie filling!*

*The SereniTREE crew, never ones to forgo adventure, immediately gather around the ladder to the diving board and begin doing cannon balls and lovely precision dives into the gooey substance*

Yum. Chocolate covered strawberries, and apples, and blueberries, and weird, is that rhubarb I taste?

*Awakens slowly from her dream to the very real and tasty aroma of freshly cut fruit*

Whoa. Now that's what you call a dream come true.
*Walks into the kitchen begging MG for the first piece of piping hot pie*

Please? Pretty please? I'll give you a dollar!

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 5:53 PM

JAZAF

Due to the mixed scents of Needleseye's flowers and Montanagirls fresh baked pies Jazaf falls asleep with an empty Root beer bottle still in his hands.

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Newest Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

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Sunday, June 26, 2005 7:27 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

*Pops up behind MG.*

Ooh, ooh, me!! I do!!

PsychicRiver - The baby of SereniTREE

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Sunday, June 26, 2005 12:43 PM

Okay everyone, come and get it! There's ice cream for those who like their pie a la mode, and whipped cream for the strawberry pie.

"Man has an evil side, Pinky." -Brain
"Front or back?" -Pinky

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Sunday, June 26, 2005 4:20 PM

yum yum yay!

*feeds ice cream and pie to ath*

~lissa, spwhore

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Sunday, June 26, 2005 5:40 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

running…she has to run…they are behind her…she can hear their boots striking the metal floors. An arm reaches out from a shadowed hallway, pulling her into strong arms. In her mind a flaming number began to flash….counting down…70.01.04…

*twg stirred. A headache racing across her brain. She felt a steady, if slightly fast, heartbeat thrumming in the warm body she was wrapped around…warm body?*

*she lightly trailed her fingers up his forearm…his shoulder…his neck…*

Simon.

*twg feels that she has not fulfilled her kidnapping duties. So she constructs a small stretcher and moves the sleeping man into her private hideaway…too properly torture him…*

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Sunday, June 26, 2005 6:34 PM

THEGREYJEDI

strange what desire will make foolish people do...

*trails off into a whispered song, staring off into the darkness of the night sky, lost in the darkness of his mind.*

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Chief Engineer - USS SereniTREE
http://tomeofgrey.blogspot.com
Real Fans Wait - 09/30/05

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Monday, June 27, 2005 3:23 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

*PR takes some Rhubarb Pie and Ice cream and then thanks MG and leaves to wander the ship... with Bell in towe.*

Everybody seems to be a pair, Bell...a match, a doppel...all two by two and what have you.

I'm glad you're here.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, June 27, 2005 8:14 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

anyone want to join me for a nap?

*Soul makes his way over to where Serenity lies. He removes his bow and quiver, setting them down on the floor, and proceedes to slide in next to Serenity. Feeling her soft wings fall around him, Soul can't help but to smile softly as the miriad of sweet aroma's around him lull him off into the land of dreams.*

Thank you, Serenity, *Soul whispers as he fades away.*

...the beating of wings around his face...he tries to run, but his feet have rooted themselves in place, literal roots digging into the floor...tendrils of smoke swirl around him, and in the distance he can see a door, numbers etched in fire eating into the wood as they count down...70.01.04...70.01.03...70.01.02...

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Monday, June 27, 2005 11:23 AM

JAZAF

Jazaf slowly wakes up, still a bit groggy he mutters 'the air feels....spontaneous. I hate spontaneity.' Gradually he gets the will to move and heads out of the room. 'It never writes, never calls, and when it visits it only leaves a steaming pile on my front door step.'
Jazaf continues to ramble strangely and wanders aimlessly further into the ship.

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Newest Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

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Monday, June 27, 2005 2:27 PM

THEREALME

* A spot of light appears on the wall of the Sereni-Tree’s Common Room. It expands, to become a ring of fire surrounding a dark void. From this hole in reality stumbles TheRealMe, surrounded by a fog of dark, oily fumes. *

* TheRealMe’s clothes are singed and smoking. His face, arms, and hands are blackened. His hair has been blown straight back. His face has a look of wide-eyed surprise on it, and his glasses are broken and askew. In fact, his appearance is not unlike that of a Warner Brothers cartoon character that has recently been “blown up”. TheRealMe attempts to straighten his glasses, but they fall to pieces. He sighs.*

Hello, everyone.

So, you decided to overload the main engine core of the Enemy Invader MicroSith base and make it explode, huh? Good plan.

* TheRealMe coughs, expelling a small black cloud from his lungs. *

But I suppose that you forgot that I was monitoring the situation from the main EI security office inside their base. Oh, well, at least you got rid of those pesky EIs. I was beginning to despair of ever having a moment’s peace again! Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I have a little freshening up to do.

* TheRealMe looks about, noticing the large number of stray “kissies” scampering playfully all about the place, kissing each other and just about anyone and anything else in the Common Room. TheRealMe casually kicks one aside.*

Lissa! Ath! I think some emoticons have gotten away from your chat sessions!

Hmmmm… I hope these things can’t breed on their own… And I hope neither Static nor Grey sees them, or else they’ll probably be used for target practice…

* TheRealMe attempts to walk off to his room in a nonchalant manner, but stumbles over one of the more aggressive “kissies”. TheRealMe falls to the floor, smacks his head on the leg of the pool table, and falls unconscious. Kissies swarm about him. *

Bride6 runs up, coos at the “kissies,” and leads them off to a pen that she and Bride5 had previously constructed.

Nugget, the meteor troll, wanders over to TheRealMe, bends down, and licks his face.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

(The Real Me cannot currently receive messages from this site; he is not ignoring you. But he CAN receive e-mail at realme@pcibroadband.net.)

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Monday, June 27, 2005 4:25 PM