CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #32 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #32

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 5:37 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

And we just keep on flyin' no matter how crowded it gets in our sky! Here is week 31's winner, by Veteran!

And now a rather comical expression from Inara!
(and no, it isn't an outtake!)

** Inara was never quite the same after kissing Mal **

Okay, let's see what y'all got cookin' in yer whimsical brainpans!

BWAH!
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 6:07 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Inara does her impression of those little geisha dolls with heads that wobble.

Star Pilot Grainger
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 6:50 AM

PUMAMANREDUX

"I'm ... so .. wasted"

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:12 AM

KNIBBLET

Inara's Kirstie Alley impression was always a party favorite.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:19 AM

STARRBABY

Inara: *singing* Gypsies, tramps, and thieves . . .
Mal: *off screen* Shut up! For the last time, you're not Cher.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:50 AM

THEDUKE

Inara: And Jayne was all like, "i feel sleepy" as Simon had drugged him. It was hilarious!

We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 8:34 AM

SIMONWHO

But then the wind changed and Inara lost all her customers.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 8:47 AM

SHINY

MAL: I *knew* you let her kiss you!!!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 8:58 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

In honor of the AFI's top 100 film quotes:

Off-Screen: "I'll have what she's having!"

Star Pilot Grainger
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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:07 AM

BLUEBOMBER

INARA: WAAZZZUUUUUP!

or

INARA: ...And the cat made a face like this before I hit--
MAL (OS): That's gettin' real old.

or

INARA: Wuugh! No, Jayne, I don't want to play with your "rainstick!" Put your pants back on!

or

INARA: *sniff, sniff* ...Is someone boiling rotten cabbage?
JAYNE (OS): Sorry. Had beans for lunch.

or

Inara, unfortunately, hadn't listened when her mother said her face was going to stick that way.

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:16 AM

KESSIE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal was having fun with his all posable Inara doll!

Or

Inara: "Mhmmmmmmm cookies!!!!!!"

or

( since i have been watching way too much Angel )

Inara: "Mhmmmmmmm Angel!!!!!!"

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 11:13 AM

BECKAJO

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

Quote:

Mal (OS): Gorramit, Inara! I told you the peanut butter'd get stuck to the roof your mouth!

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 11:40 AM

DARKJESTER

Inara discovers that the "Atomic Sour Ice Planet" really lives up to it's name!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 11:44 AM

MUTT999

A possible clue as to what's inside that needle?

"That's the buffet table....."

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 1:53 PM

RAT

The face Inara was making in her mind when Kaylee asked: "Have you ever had to service a really hideous client? With boils and the like?".

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 7:21 PM

ASTRAGYNIA

Quote:

Offstage: Hey, I thought somebody said no aliens!

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Tuesday, June 28, 2005 9:40 PM

KMS

Inara: Oh, look at the widdle baby….. wodgie wodgie wodgie
Jayne (OS): Now that just downright disturbin'.

Or

So, it was true… Her face did stick that way. Damn, she hated Mal!

Or

Mal OS): He who smelt it, dealt it.

KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 1:14 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Inara had one too many pieces of the vodka pineapple cake at the Houston screening.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 2:58 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*DING!* *DONG!* *DING!*

BWAH!
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 3:41 AM

RYCE

Inara: Whoa, Mal, you gotta warn a person before you let one rip like that!

OR

Moreena: Everything's getting all bendy...and shiny like little angels...
Jewel (OS): You doped her!
Sean (OS): It was supposed to kick in a good deal sooner. I just didn't feel comfortable after Joss gave her that sword.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 6:13 AM

INDIGO

Quote:

Fear and Loathing on Persephone.
(with apologies to Hunter) ;)

Inara: "Oh look Mal -- a fun house mirror!"
OS Mal: "Going a little heavy on the happy tea 'Nara?"

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 6:29 AM

INDIGO

Quote:
Originally posted by Starrbaby:
Inara: *singing* Gypsies, tramps, and thieves . . .
Mal: *off screen* Shut up! For the last time, you're not Cher.

That was great! Yep, Cher was what I thought too, you beat me to it :)

Beware of Geeks bearing gifs.
Blessed are the Geeks for they shall internet the world.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 7:40 AM

WICCANSLYR

Inara: And you can't change that by getting all...bendy.

or

Inara: (mouthing to Mal's back)Nah, nah, nah, nah nah!

or

Inara: My head got hit, like Wash!

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:09 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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Inara finds out why Jayne never kisses them on the mouth.

OR:

Morena auditions for the infamous 'strawberry tasting scene'.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 10:20 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL(OS):"So THAT'S what you look like when you're about to sneeze?"

or

INARA:"Crap!I feel a sneeze coming!"

OR

MAL(OS):"Don't you just hate it when you get those sneezes that almost happen, but don't?"

INARA:"Biz-wei"

OR

Inara realizes the threat of terrifying space monkeys when they tie her up and tickle her with a feather.

OR

SIMON(OS):"Yup, it's a cow fetus."

INARA:"How can you tell?"

SIMON(OS):"It's sideways."

INARA:"Ah."

OR

Inara shows Mal how she gets rid of bad clients by showing them her fake "Sex Face".

OR

INARA:"KLEENEX!!!NOW!!!!!"

OR

Inara finally sees what Jayne keeps doing when he goes to his bunk(and regrets it).

OR

Inara finds out where the black market beagles went when they had to "take care of business".

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 10:25 AM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Inara shows Mal how she gets rid of bad clients by showing them her fake "Sex Face".

ROTFLMGAO!!!

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 1:43 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Joss decided to go with Jewel and strawberries after this fiasco with Morena and lemons.

BWAH!
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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 2:40 PM

VOLSTOCK

Joss: OK, who left the Inara prototype figure in the sun?!

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"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 4:55 PM

DRAGONWINE

I coulda been a contenda!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005 8:23 PM

CHOLLETT

Inara: "Whoa. Good strawberries."

OR

Inara (after seeing a certain trailer): "Whoa. Good trailer."

I can't believe i cant think of anything better.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Thursday, June 30, 2005 4:39 AM

RYCE

Inara: Let's see, if S is a finite set in vector space V with the property that every x in V has a unique representation as a linear combination of the elements of S, show that S is a basis of V....Dammit Mal, I'm a Companion, not a math teacher!

*Note: Yes, this is an actual problem from last night's linear algebra hw

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, June 30, 2005 10:16 AM

DOYOUFLIP

Inara had a secret soft spot for mudder's milk

OR

Poor Jayne, his Inara blow up doll sprung a leak

OR

Inara, not to be outdone by Mal's tight pants, tries on a new Blue Sun TightBra

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Thursday, June 30, 2005 2:52 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

No caption right now, made a few good ones already, lol.

Just telling all that in about 4 or 5 days time, i'll be bringing my caption game here too, and it'll be round 6, so just telling you all so you arent confused, lol.

So far it hasn't been firefly pics, because my friends havent got into it (i dunno why not), so i'm wondering, shall i keep it random pics, or start using firefly shots? Whatever happens, 5 days!

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Thursday, June 30, 2005 6:37 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

-After a few shots Inara began to lose conrtol of her neck and eyelids...
-Inara: See I told you that tequila didn't have any affect me.

-or-
-Inara:...and then this Seinfeld guy says "Neeeewwwmen".

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Friday, July 1, 2005 12:26 AM

BOOMSLANGER

Another piece of evidence supporting Jaynes theory that it wasn't incense making Inaras shuttle smell funny

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Friday, July 1, 2005 1:05 AM

MUTT999

Blue Sun (candy division) to follow success of "Choco Rivers" with newest product, "Gummi Inaras".

"That's the buffet table....."

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Friday, July 1, 2005 4:14 PM

RYCE

Inara, after one too many not-so-compatible clients...after all, who companions the Companion?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, July 1, 2005 4:30 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
SIMON(OS):"Yup, it's a cow fetus."

INARA:"How can you tell?"

SIMON(OS):"It's sideways."

INARA:"Ah."

This gives me an idea...

***

Simon OS: Yup, it's a cow fetus.

Inara: Shut up! I'm just...not a morning person!

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Saturday, July 2, 2005 8:26 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

I'm back from my vacation! Lets see if my sense of humor hasn't gotten rusty:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Morena auditioning for Land of the Dead.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, July 2, 2005 1:26 PM

DECKROID

Easter eggs from the DVD collection:

Watch Adam sing Hero of Canton
See Alan's audition of him playing with dinos
Hear Joss sing the Ballad of Serenity

and...

Be amazed as Morena rehearses her sex/bathing scenes.

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Sunday, July 3, 2005 6:19 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, it's VOTING TIME!

Who is gorram funny?
Who's got the best ruttin' line?

No humor in the 'Verse can stop you!
(though you may be delayed as you buckle over in laughter)

vote NOW

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BWAH!
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Sunday, July 3, 2005 8:28 PM

KMS

I know it's over, but......

Simon (OS): She’s not a witch!
Inara: I’m melting… melting… melt... arrrgghhhh

KMS
We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.---Gizzie

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Monday, July 4, 2005 4:03 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Yep it's over, but...

Inara: BWOO!
Mal(OS): No no no...it's BWAH! And is that your scary face? Please tell me that's not your scary face...

BWAH!
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