CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #33 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #33

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 5:50 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Ai ya! I am still here and so are my Tightpants!

Xie xie, to all the player/readers out there that keep me inspired to do this week in and week out!
Speaking of which, TheGreyJedi has promised to model his CT prize for us, so everyone call out to TGJ to show off his slinky dress...err shirt!

Okay, now for last weeks winner...

Congrats to StarPilotGrainger, a repeat offender! I mean winner! ;) And now for something completely the same...week 33...

Jayne: I never kiss 'em on thuhhh...
Mal(OS): I knew he let you kiss him.
Saffron: Uh, he kissed me, and it wasn't on the mouth, you hoe tze de pee goo!

Game on!

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 7:01 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

Jayne was a fashion designer on top of being a mercenary

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 7:01 PM

PUMAMANREDUX

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 7:34 PM

KMS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: I can fix that for you, ya know.
Saffron: Word is you’re the finest seamstress this side of Earth-That-Was.
----Jayne’s chest puffs up with pride---
Mal (OS) & irritated: Jayne, don’t you have some place you need to be?

KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 8:02 PM

THEGREYJEDI

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: Whassay you'n me head up to my room fer some lovin'. *buuuuuurrrrrrp*

Saffron: Ew?

- or -

Jayne shows his kinky side by seductively peeling the clothing off his tied-up love interest.

- or -

Jayne: You let her wear this?
Mal(OS): A teddy ain't exaclty appropriate ship wear.
Saffron: Pig.

- see also: -

Adam: How much for the little girl?
Nathan: What?
Adam: Your women. How much for them?

- and -

Saffron: *shudders and draws back*
Jayne: Ho-ho-ho nuwanna wannonga! (Soon you will learn to appreciate me!)

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 8:47 PM

THEREALME

Jayne: This here work looks familiar... Hey, did my momma knit this for you?

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 8:48 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE(singing):"Hooooooowwwwwwww much is this geisha in the window...i do hope this geisha's for saaaallllleeeee..."

OR

JAYNE:"Can i start getting sexed now?"

OR

JAYNE:"Didn't this used to be my purple shirt?"

OR

JAYNE:"Mal, what kindof go-se outfit did you give her?"

SAFFRON:"Speak for yourself..."

OR

JAYNE:"Can SHE be in my bunk?"

OR

JAYNE:"Can she come to my bunk?"

SAFFRON(looking down):"In your sad pathetic little dreams."

OR

JAYNE:"This looks like it was woven out of Kaylee's strawberries..."

OR

JAYNE:"What'll it take to get you out of those clothes?"

SAFFRON:"If you take off my underwear, maybe we'll talk."

OR

JAYNE:"I'D HIT IT!"

or

MAL(os):"JAYNE!What are you doing?!?!"

JAYNE:"OH!!Umm...just checking the umm......fabric cuz i....umm....wana know where she got it..."

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*PHEW*

That should do for now.....

MORE TO COME!!!!

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 8:51 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"Whoa. Good shirt."

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 10:05 PM

THEDUKE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: Seen as she's packed nice, i'll bubble wrap vera. We have a deal then Mal?

Best i could do i'm afraid,
will try again at some point
must go to work now tho, else i may get sacked

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Tuesday, July 5, 2005 11:19 PM

KMS

Jayne (outraged): Hey, this is mine! It matches my hat! Give it back!

Or

Jayne (seductively): Wanna see my rainstick?
----Saffron shudders-----
----Mal shudders-----
----the rest of the crew shudders----

Or

Jayne: Hey, is this one of them French stitches?

Or

Jayne: Trade ya!
River (OS): He looks better in red!

KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 1:26 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Jayne: Hehehe all Mal got was that stupid rain stick

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 2:44 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Jayne: This Saffron costume is incredible, Mal. I never thought I'd be so turned on by Wash in a dress.
Wash-as-Saffron: I renew my objection to this plan.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 3:20 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE

Porn music in the background; Saffron and Jayne have adopted emotionless accents.

SAFFRON: Thanks for coming so quickly, Cable Man. I want to watch TV, but it's so hot in here - why don't you take my top off?
JAYNE (CABLE MAN): I like the way you think.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 3:22 AM

TADIERA

Jayne: "How come I never get clothes this nice?"

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 3:43 AM

JADEHAND

Jayne: I got one just like this only it's light red.
Saffon: You mean pink?
Jayne: (rolls eyes) no! Light red.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 5:01 AM

STARRBABY

Jayne: So this here's what's making my eyes water. Must be allergic. You'd better get rid of it.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 5:15 AM

DARKJESTER

Jayne:"Oooooohhhhh, cashmere!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 5:27 AM

SIMONSAYS

Quote:

Jayne: Let's go back to my cabin and I'll show you my "Rain Stick"
Saffron: Kaylee tells me that it is more of a "Rain Twig"!

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Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 5:36 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TCM:
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A THX 1138/Firefly crossover:

Mal activates the mind lock to keep Jayne's hands from wandering.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 5:49 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: I say Saffron gets nekkid!
Crew(OS): No!-err-YES!

or

Jayne: I say Saffron gets nekkid!
Saffron: No.
Jayne: I could get nekkid?
Saffron: Ew.

or

Jayne: I's marr(hic)married to hoo Shaff..Shafroo..SHAFRON! (hic) I's married to Shaffron now? How drunk am I?

or

Saffron: Hands off, hoe tze de pee goo!
Jayne: Or what? You'll kis--
*she knees him in the groin*
Jayne: --shuhhhh...
Wash(OS): Saw that coming.

Cilantro!
TCM

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 6:03 AM

SIMONSAYS

Quote:

Jayne: What say you and I go down to my cabin and play Reaver and the Farmer's Daughter...
Saffron: Only if I get to be the Farmer's Daughter!
Jayne: Damn! Why do you get to have all the fun?
Saffron: If you let me be the Farmer's Daughter I'll play with your Rain Stick until it Thunders

Jayne: Let's Get-R-Done!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 8:06 AM

STEVETHEPIRATE

SimonSays should be immediately disqualified for including a reference to Larry the Cable Guy. Bad, Simon! Bad, bad, BAD!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 8:41 AM

DOYOUFLIP

Jayne: Let's make a deal. I'll let go of your shirt if you let go of my junk

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 9:31 AM

SIMONSAYS

Quote:
Originally posted by STEVEthePIRATE:
SimonSays should be immediately disqualified for including a reference to Larry the Cable Guy. Bad, Simon! Bad, bad, BAD!

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"MY APOCALYPTIC TENOR HAS NOT BEEN DISPELLED!" - T-Rex ( www.qwantz.com)

Let's face it, Jayne is Larry the Cable Guy's great, great, great, great, great grandson!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 10:10 AM

RYCE

Jayne: I call dibs on this one!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 12:25 PM

KESSIE

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Jayne: Does anyone else think she looks like a fraggle?

Or

Mal (offscreen): Busted!!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 12:52 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Jayne: I got one just like this only it's light red.
Saffon: You mean pink?
Jayne: (rolls eyes) no! Light red.

hehehe....that is so Jayne!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 2:46 PM

MUTT999

(Seinfeld crossover)

Jayne: ".......and you bought this knowing it had this small red spot?"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 3:25 PM

BECKAJO

Quote:
Originally posted by KMS:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal (OS): Jayne, what the hell are you doing?
Jayne: I'm looking for the union lable! Saffron here's a SCAB!

(with a grateful bow to Televsion Without Pity's wonderful synopsis, available here: http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=95&story=5362&page
=3&sort=&limit=">.)

OR:

Jayne: This here's your problem, Saffron...didn't your momma ever tell you to hand-wash your woolies?

More later, if I get some sleep...

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 3:29 PM

WHITEFALL

Adam: Hold it folks... You all realize that the Saffron costume blends right into the background of this mesh-fence container? Look at this, they're identical!

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 4:59 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
STEVEthePIRATE wrote:
Wednesday, July 06, 2005 08:06
SimonSays should be immediately disqualified for including a reference to Larry the Cable Guy. Bad, Simon! Bad, bad

Naaaw, he should get extry points.

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 7:58 PM

SIMONSAYS

Quote:
Originally posted by Veteran:
Quote:
STEVEthePIRATE wrote:
Wednesday, July 06, 2005 08:06
SimonSays should be immediately disqualified for including a reference to Larry the Cable Guy. Bad, Simon! Bad, bad

Naaaw, he should get extry points.

DAMN STRAIGHT!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005 9:05 PM

KMS

Simon (OS): Just look at his shadow! I told you his head was pointed!
Jayne: That’s an arrow, you gorram idiot! It’s pointing to my man parts!
Simon-snidely(OS): Humpphh. Shouldn’t it be smaller?

Or

Red-headed step-child meets the Hero of Canton. Neither is impressed.

Or

Jayne sorta makes an effort to save Saffron from the Wild, Raging Gazeboo. No points are earned.

KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

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Thursday, July 7, 2005 1:53 AM

KMS

Quote:

Jayne: OOPS!
----Jayne accidentally pulls the plug on the Blow-up Saffron Doll he bought on Persephone.---

KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

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Thursday, July 7, 2005 5:57 AM

WICCANSLYR

Jayne: (whispering) That'll go great with this cunning hat I got. I'll trade ya for something.

Saf: stop touching me you cross dressing monkey-man.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 6:01 AM

RYCE

Adam: Um, Joss? I don't think this is what Wonder Woman wears.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 8:38 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Is this wool? I am allerg-ah ah AH choooo!

or

Jayne: Can I start gettin' sexed now--OW!
Saffron: Drop the wool and I drop the manparts.

or

Jayne: I bet she'd grapple with me for a few platinum.
Zoe (OS): Jayne, don't sully this!
Saffron: No...it's okay. How much platinum?

or

River(singing OS): All the way round the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel!

BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:01 PM

DRAGONWINE

Jayne: Umm.......this life-sized YoSafBridge action figure is a might pricey.
Mal: It's fully posable in hundreds of positions.
Jayne: Sold!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 1:19 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne: "Wool, Mal? You bought her a shirt made of wool? My mother can knit better."

or

Saffron: "Oops, looks like you got the spot on my shirt with glue on it. You might have to take it off....."
Jayne: "Can I, Mal?"

or

Saffron: "Oops, looks like you got the spot on my shirt with glue on it. You might have to take it off....."
Jayne (gets lost in thoughts): ".........i'll be in my bunk.............."

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 5:10 PM

RYCE

Saffron: Oh dear, silly me, I seem to have got some of my lipstick on my shirt...Jayne, will you be a doll and clean it off for me?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, July 9, 2005 9:50 PM

THEDUKE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jane: Welcome back to Jayne's Shiny Goods Shopping hour. We're featuring this fine woven jumper, which is machine washable and doesn't require ironing. We have limited stock, so phone now to place your order.

We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
The Duke
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Saturday, July 9, 2005 10:45 PM

KMS

Quote:
Originally posted by TheDuke:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jane: Welcome back to Jayne's Shiny Goods Shopping hour. We're featuring this fine woven jumper, which is machine washable and doesn't require ironing. We have limited stock, so phone now to place your order.

We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
The Duke
http://spaces.msn.com/members/hungarydave1986

How much for just the mercenary?

KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.'--Gizzie

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Sunday, July 10, 2005 3:46 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Time for a pretty cunning vote, doncha think?

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/922106

BWAH!
TCM

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