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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #34

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 1:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Can't keep us from flyin'? What a good week! Lots o' funny, but the top vote getter must have been channeling Jayne his own self. Take a look!

Way to go TheRealMe! First time winner...and I think first time submission! So wowzers! Now onto this week, we have the return of Ol' Tighty himself...

Mal: AH CHA CHA CHA!

maybe some of you are too young to get that so...

Mal: We changed our...*fart!*...uhhh...*fart!*...ai ya!
Wash: Changed your diaper...good lord, did you eat ALL of Simon's birthday protein?

Alright, geniuses, let's see whacha got...

BWAH!
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:05 PM

SHINY


Mal knew he shouldn't have let Simon talk him into Botox injections...

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:15 PM

DARKJESTER





Mal:*singing*
"I am the monarch of the sky,
In my ship Serenity I fly!
I'll fight the Alliance evermore,
And this is my mechanic and my pilot and my whore.
My mechanic and my pilot and my whore..."

(Gilbert and Sullivan crossover, sorta! )

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:16 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER


Caption: Joss Whedon tried to do a musical episode of Firefly as the series finale, but only this one clip survives.

Mal (singing, to the tune of Buffy's "Life's a Show" song): "'Nother job, and something queers the deal, and now I start to feel, that I have lost my zeal...

And I think, if we just hit the books, not be dishonest crooks, we wouldn't get such looks.

Make the ship a bar!
Zoe will man the taps!
Wash can juggle geese!
I won't have to work
So hard
For naught!




Yeah, okay, that's lame, but it was off the top of my head. :)


Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:16 PM

MUTT999



Simon(OS): "Okay, so much for line dancing..."
Jayne(OS): "Now can we get back to horseshoes?"



"That's the buffet table....."

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 2:24 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Quote:





Mal: And I said :DUDE! You're gettin' a Firefly!
Zoe: Very descriptive, sir.

OR

Though Mal was losing at charades, Wash appreciated the chance to show off his semi-muscular physique.

OR

While he was busy describing how he beat Crow in a fight to Jayne, Mal totally missed when Kaylee pinched Inara's ass.

OR

Mal: Simon, do I have anything in my teeth?

OR

(This one's a little complicated)
When the crew woke up, they found that they could no longer speak at all. Mal used hand gestures to mimic a stake to the heart, but it was wildly misinterpreted by the rest of the crew.

OR

Nathan: I'm so glad we got to make a movie where the hand gestures are better funded. I could never do this on Fox!
Joss: Shut up and do the Butthead dance!
Nathan: Yes sir!

OR

Mal: I swear to God, I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says the word "Shenanigans!"
Wash: Hey Jayne! What's the name of that restaurant you like with the cheese sticks and all the gooffy shit on the walls?
Jayne: (OS)Uh...Shenanigans!
Zoe: (Proferring her Mare's Leg) Awwww!

OR

Captain Tightpants couldn't help but do his best Travolta whenever he heard The Bee Gees.

OR

Wash: Ai Ya! Those are some damn Tight Pants!


More to come...I love it when they come easy!!!

Just like my wife!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Disregard....



Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 3:14 PM

BECKAJO


Quote:






Wash: 5!
Inara: 8.3!
Kaylee: 7!
Jayne (OS): And with my 4.5, Cap'n, it turns out Zoe's pants are actually tighter than yours.

OR:

Mal regrets having tried to squeeze into his Earth-That-Was Calvin Kleins.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 3:20 PM

RYCE


Zoe: Earth!
Wash: Wind!
Kaylee: Fire!
Simon (OS): Water!
Inara: Heart!
Mal: When your powers combine, I am Caption Tightpants!

OR

Mal: OK, Zordon, we may be your new 'Power Rangers,' but I draw the line at wearing red spandex. My pants are already tight 'nuff as is!

(Second one compliments of my boyfriend, and Firefly-fan-to-be )


No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 4:38 PM

SSJ4BLACKBELT


My caption:

"The Star Wars Episode III screening was too much on the mind of Malcolm Reynolds. So much so that he began to shout obscenities from the safety of his cargo bay towards the empty theater, in what seemed to look like a drunken stupor."

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 4:45 PM

BECKAJO


Quote:



The crew is impressed by the effects of Zoe's Stealth Wedgie.

OR:

Zoe: The first rule of battle is, never let your enemy know where you are!
Mal: Ow! Who the gorram hell goosed me?
Zoe: (looks innocent)


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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 4:58 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON


The Serenity crew gives up a life of crime to become street performers. Mal is very skilled in the art of the robot.

Keep shiny!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 6:18 PM

TADIERA


Mal: Now how long do I have to stand like this?

OR

Mal: What's my line again?

OR

(OS) Simon: You know, I didn't think the cardboard cutouts would work, but...
Mal: Hey, since when have I given you reason to doubt me?

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:38 PM

SIMONSAYS


Quote:



OH MY GOD JAYNE! What are you and Saffron doing with that Rain Stick? That's just wrong dude. YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:42 PM

SIMONSAYS


Quote:




OH MY GOD JAYNE! What are you doing with that inflatable Saffron doll? Dude, you are so going to burn in HELL!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:42 PM

SIMONSAYS


Quote:




OH MY GOD JAYNE! What are you doing with that inflatable Saffron doll? Dude, you are so going to burn in HELL!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 7:50 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Jayne shows the crew what his daring escape and rescue plan was to save Mal from Atherton Wing. Having heard it already, the rest of the crew wasn't as shocked as Mal at Jayne's nekkidness.

Inara: *yawn*
Kaylee: *snicker*
Wash (thinking): Where is my Dimetrodon?
Zoe: I can hurt you...
Mal: You were gonna get na-GAH!!!
Jayne(OS): Pretty cunning don't ya think?

(sure, the quotes aren't necessary, but is ANY of this really necessary? *grin*)

or

Mal(to Book OS): Okay, again from the beginning. You were at the Abbey, with Jayne, in a hot tub, nekkid, why?

or

Nathan: So I say "The day we make a Firefly movie is the day I spank my hoe-tze" *motions with hand* and that is when Joss handed me the script.

or

Mal gives the secret sign of the Browncoat movement...or so he thought. Shortly after this scene, he was mauled by Terrifying Space Monkeys who did not appreciate him signing "spank all the monkeys and stuff them up my pee goo".

or

Mal (motioning with hands to Jayne OS): Plow, rainstick, man-parts, weapon, pecker...it doesn't matter how poetical you get about it, Jayne, I ain't playin' horseshoes with it.

(okay, enough of my smutty mind, y'all get back to it!)

BWAH!
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 9:26 PM

CHOLLETT


Mal: "Ok, so the first movement is, put your left hand on your hip, and outstretch the other and point to a random thing at the corner where the wall meets the ceiling......"

or

Mal: "You did WHAT?!?!?
Jayne: "I sold out Simon and River for a million credits."
(beat)
Jayne: "April Fools!"
Mal: "IT'S JULY!!!"

or

Mal: "We've got HOW MANY days left?"

or

Mal: "The screenings sold out in HOW LONG?"

or

Mal: "What rank have the DVD's reached?"

or

The crew couldn't hide the footage any longer. All they could do was stay as composed as they could while Mal gazed in horror at the video of himself naked in the desert.

or, something more serious

Mal/Nathan: "So, what you're saying is, we're signed for at least 3, but only if this first one does well?"
Joss (OS): "Correct."
Mal/Nathan: "Wash, fire up the engines and take us outta the world. We've got some Browncoats that need assemblin'."



I may or may not think up more before this is over.

There are some funny ones so far! And this has only been up for a day! I'm thinkin' we might need 10 options again this week and more than 2 votes! If that's ok....heh.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 10:42 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


CAMERAMAN #1(os):"Whoa. Good group shot."

JOSS(os)(gleefully):"Isn't it?"

OR

The rest of the cast tried their hardest not to laugh, while Nathan acted out the scene without realizing he had split his pants again, and his undergarments (or lack of) were easily visible to anyone behind him.

OR

MAL:"Welcome to the Serenity House of Companions!! Now on your left you will see our more feminine and emoting folk, while on your right you will see our more muscular-type companions! And for a special price, you can see our special "Themed companions!" Such as our "rough mercenary", "Uptight Doctor", "Crazy Sister", and our most popular among kinky folk, the "Mysterious Preacher"!!!

OR

(from the commentary on the Serenity pilot)

NATHAN(singing):"HEY How ya doin!!!"

OR

BIG MEAN-LOOKING GUY(os)(whispering):"Why are you making all these large hand-gestures?"

MAL(also whispering):"Same as why these guys are behind me: so the people looking at us right now think we're doing something important. Sshhhh...."

OR

J.K. Rowling(os):"GIVE ME THOSE COPIES OF HARRY POTTER #6 BACK NOW!!!THOSE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE OUT YET!!!"

MAL:"Awww but we weren't gonna read 'em until the release date, honest!"

/\/\/\/\/\

More to come!!!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 11:11 PM

THEDUKE


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:





Mal: And a little bit of this and a little bit of that and shake your bum!

or

Simon: Sorry but you moved after the music stopped Captain, you're out.
Mal(to himself): It's my gorram ship, ruttin jumped up doctor from the core.

or

River and Simon are in the wings ready, after Book shouted,"he needs back up"

or

Mal: You can have Kaylee if you want Shepherd, to even the sides up, she's pretty good at basketball now.

I must say, this has been my fave caption tightpants for ages, not convinced i've done all my possible entry's tho, shall see.

Points to the captain plannet referance, wetting myself i was!


We achieved the impossible, and that makes us mighty
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005 11:23 PM

RAT






Mal: Preacher, I don't care about your rules! Just put the hair away now!


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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:53 AM

MUTT999



Mal lost it when he discovered the rest of the crew were actually Cylons.



"That's the buffet table....."

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 1:55 AM

PUMAMANREDUX


The crew succumbed to Space Madness and began to Riverdance .....


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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:35 AM

LOSTSOUL


Ok, first time at this and it's gonna be bad, but here goes:

Mal(Singing): "I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance, I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance..."

-or-

Mal: "It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips..."

Hey, I said it was gonna be bad.

"I am friendly." -Charlie, Land Of The Dead

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:35 AM

LOSTSOUL


Ok, first time at this and it's gonna be bad, but here goes:

Mal(Singing): "I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance, I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance..."

-or-

Mal: "It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right, with your hands on your hips..."

Hey, I said it was gonna be bad.

"I am friendly." -Charlie, Land Of The Dead

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 3:28 AM

ZOOT


Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Quote:






(This one's a little complicated)
When the crew woke up, they found that they could no longer speak at all. Mal used hand gestures to mimic a stake to the heart, but it was wildly misinterpreted by the rest of the crew.

B]


Oh my! I just love a Firefly/ Hush cross over!!!!

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 3:57 AM

WILDHEAVENFARM


The Jayne-in-a-thong intervention is not going as well as the crew had hoped.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 5:17 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?




Mal(singing): You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about...

or

Mal: Holy go se! Rewind that scene with Inara in the bath!
Inara (whispering to Kaylee): No one told me there was surveillance cameras on board...

or

Mal: And then the cat made a face like this when I hit it...
Crew (in unison): *groan* Not this again!

or

Mal: Ah 1 and ah 2 and...

or

Mal: Hey, Jayne! Do that thing, with the stuff, y'know, the whaddyacallit with the whozeewhatzit. I mean, use the thingamabob on the doohickey and make it do that gobbleygook.
Jayne(os): Huh?

or

Mal: Okay, people! Once more, with FEELING!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:07 AM

VOLSTOCK


As Mal tries to teach the crew the Electric Slide, everyone looks on as he succeeds in giving himself an atomic wedgie of epic proportion.

___________________________________________________________

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:10 AM

ODDNESS2HER


Mal: You dirty rat! You shot my bruddah!
Crew (thinking): Worst. Cagney. Ever.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 12:42 PM

DAMEVARENSLAGER


Mal: Hey Guys, Let's practice shootin'!

Zoe thinks: I don't need no stinkin' Practice

Wash thinks: Why does Mal always get to pick the games?

Kayle thinks: I don't Like Guns

Inaura thinks: why should I shoot a Gun? When I still have my looks??

Mal: On Three... 1..2..3.. " pwa.. pwa.. pwa.."

Rest of Crew thinks: Captin's lost his mind. but hey.. the joke's on him... 'cause we're not gonna play THAT game!




"Mine's The Nicest"

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:41 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


MAL(to Jayne OS):"FOR THE LAST TIME: It's hip-step-step-hip-step-step-hip, not hip-step-hip-hip-step-hip-hip!! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano?!?!?!?"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 2:45 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


MAL(to jayne OS):"Now, Jayne, we're all kindof concerned about how much time you've been spending in your "bunk"."

JAYNE(os):"What kindof intervention is this?!?"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 3:49 PM

INDIGO


Quote:



Nathan to director: "It's 3 a.m., we're zombie-like tired, so... need coffee now, or we're not doing another retake!"

Mal whispering and ASL signing to offscreen: "Help... me... crew has become... pod people!"

Mal to villain: "Ah, you'd best think again. That quiet and deadly look they've got should give you a big damn clue as to your fate."
Villain flees.
Mal: "Yep, thought so."

Hmm, more later.


Beware of Geeks bearing gifs.
Blessed are the Geeks for they shall internet the world.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 4:06 PM

KNIBBLET




Cast:
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day!

When you're a Jet
You're the top cat in town
You're the gold-medal kid
With the heavyweight crown!

Don't you love it when the crew reenacts West Side Story. Jayne as Maria is the cats pajamas!

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 4:13 PM

WICCANSLYR


Mal: Okay, everyone watching? It's put your left hand in take your left hand out...

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 4:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Mal: Wooo wooo wooo wooo woo! Wise guy, eh? Why I oughta...

or

Mal: ...and I was like "Bang! Bang! Rakka rakka bang!" and they all fell down dead. That's how I won the Battle of Serenity, all by myself.

Zoe: Cap'n, we lost that one. You're thinking of the target shoot game at the festival on Verbena.

Mal: Oh, right.

or

Mal(air guitaring, sings): "...and I killed 'em all!"
(okay, that's an inside joke for my FF RPGers)


BWAH!
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 4:37 PM

WHITEFALL


Mal: I'm only going to say this once...

Give. me. back. my. gorram. BROWNCOAT!!

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 5:59 PM

MDNIGHTRADIO7L


The crew stands dumbstruck with horror as Mal realizes that the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about.



“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”

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Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:31 PM

THEREALME


It honors my... honor to have won #33. Thank you all! Here is another try:






Mal: “…or a blank stare like this will work. Remember to stick your arms straight out as you dance from side to side. Ready? Okay: Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller,’ take five!”

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 12:29 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


CREW(singing):"Hava Nigila Hava...."

JOSS(os):"NOT AGAIN!!!"

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 1:44 PM

BECKAJO





Another musical:

Mal: Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything better than you!
Zoe: No you can't!
Mal: Yes I can!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 3:30 PM

SIMONSAYS


Quote:



Mal: Shit! Their standing right behind me aren't they?

Simon (OS): Yes Mal.

Mal: Do you think they heard all of that shit I was talking about them?

Simon (OS): I would say yes. But hey, I've got good news!

Mal: Really?

Simon (OS): Yes, I called Geicko and I just save a shit load of money on my Spacecraft Insurance!

Remember what LOUIS VUITTON said: "It's in the bag!"

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:07 PM

KMS


Mal: But everything he says is Simon Says!
Zoe: You're out, sir. Accept it.
Mal: But that's just not fair!

Or

Mal (like Taxi Driver): YOU talkin' to ME?

Or

Book (OS): Let us pray.
Mal: Preacher, if you're fixing to say amen, I will riddle you full of holes.

Or

Nathan: So, I'm NOT nekkid in the comic?? But… but… Joss promised!!!

Or

Mal (facing one deadly and unpredictable midget): Sooo… YOU'RE my miracle?????
Wash: That's one small miracle.
River (OS): FIRE!



KMS
We're not obsessed, we're focused.--Gizzie

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:16 PM

BLACKEYEDGIRL


Mal: Aaa Macarena! Come on Guys! It was all the rage on Earth that was!

alternately

Mal: But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane! Let's do the Time Warp Again!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 7:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?


Quote:

Mal (facing one deadly and unpredictable midget): Sooo… YOU'RE my miracle?????
Wash: That's one small miracle.
River (OS): FIRE!


I personally love that one, but alas, it would be muchos worko to make it an image, though you've certainly earned an Honorable Mention!


BWAH!
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Thursday, July 14, 2005 11:44 PM

ZOOT


Quote:
Mal (facing one deadly and unpredictable midget): Sooo… YOU'RE my miracle?????
Wash: That's one small miracle.
River (OS): FIRE!

I personally love that one, but alas, it would be muchos worko to make it an image, though you've certainly earned an Honorable Mention!


Awww!!! And that one was my favourite!!
*sobs uncontrollably*

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Friday, July 15, 2005 9:21 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE


MAL(singing along with music):"Let me see ya'll
1,2 step,
I love it when ya'll
1,2 step
Everybody
1,2 step,
We about to get it on...."


/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Friday, July 15, 2005 11:10 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
MAL(to Jayne OS):"FOR THE LAST TIME: It's hip-step-step-hip-step-step-hip, not hip-step-hip-hip-step-hip-hip!! Are you TRYING to piss off the volcano?!?!?!?"



The Far Side. You just won my vote.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, July 16, 2005 12:33 AM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA


Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:




An out take that didn't make it into the longer version of the gag reel:


Gina: I'm Sparticus!

Nathan: No, I'm Sparticus!

Morena: I'm Sparticus!

Alan: I'm Sparticus!

Jewel: I'm the real Sparticus!

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Saturday, July 16, 2005 2:40 AM

DECKROID


MAL: (singing) Living in America...

Backup Singers: (Finsihing dance move)

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Saturday, July 16, 2005 8:23 AM

WICCANSLYR


Mal's Mother: (os) Malcolm Angus Reynolds! I told you if you didn't stop making that face it would stick that way!



that’s right I gave him a middle name. Deal.



If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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