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Go Play with Your Rain Stick and other such innuendos

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 3:59 AM

We’ve discussed our favourite episodes, we’ve discussed the ones we hate, we’ve discussed our favourite quote, our favourite family scenes, heck, this is a gorram firefly website, let’s face it – we’ll discuss just about anything…

So, I’m wiling away an incredibly hot English summer afternoon in my UN-air-conditioned office (grr!) by reading Firefly scripts on the net …

I’m reading Heart of Gold and just laughed aloud one more time at the following exchange:

MAL
You know, it ain't altogether wise,
sneaking up on a man when he's
handling a weapon.

INARA
I'm sure I've heard that said

Now me, well me, as a sexually frustrated 30 something with a smidge of that repression inherent in all true Britishers, well, I can make innuendo out of the most innocent of remarks (heck it, I’m from the nation that made “Carry On” films great!) …

But I just wondered whether any of you would like to contribute your favourite blatantly innuendo-filled Firefly moments – or indeed any of those innocent remarks that you just can’t help taking the wrong darn way …

Go on, heat up an already sweltering afternoon with a nice does of smut …

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:12 AM

DIETCOKE

There's the ever popular, I'll be in my bunk!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:15 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

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Originally posted by dietcoke:
There's the ever popular, I'll be in my bunk!

And of course, made even better by the fact that the second time it's said, it's immediately followed by Zoe showing up and saying, "Jayne, grab your weapon."

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:17 AM

ZOOT

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And of course, made even better by the fact that the second time it's said, it's immediately followed by Zoe showing up and saying, "Jayne, grab your weapon."

He he he - I'd forgotten that and I only noticed it about the 6th time I watched it, too!!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:18 AM

DIETCOKE

And let's not forget Mal's speech explaining how long it's been since anyone had taken ahold of his plow.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:35 AM

ZOOT

Frankly I always find myself blushing horribly at Saffron's "I know my Bible" speech ...

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:43 AM

STILLSHINY

http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=3884

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 4:47 AM

RHUTTNER

I like this from the original unaired version of Serenity:

MAL
After you talk to Badger, see if you
can reach the Ambassador. Let her
know we're out of Persephone fast.
She's got business pending, she
better squeeze it dry and send it
off.

Of course this is before knowing what Inara does so its one of those things that hits you the 2nd time.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:03 AM

ZOOT

Good call!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:17 AM

CHRISISALL

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoot:

a nice does of smut …

"...a body for which I could find all manner of unseemly use."
Not so much innuendo, but a standout example of smut, 'nes pas?

Early Chrisisall

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:27 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

2 Good ones in one ep - Good Bible and Good Myth:

SAFFRON (cont'd)
Do you know the myth about Earth-that-
was?

He can feel her closeness, her excitement - tries to be cool amidst the h**d-on.

WASH
Not so much.

SAFFRON
That when she was born, she had no
sky, and she was open, inviting and
the stars would rush into her,
through the skin of her, making the
oceans boil with sensation, and when
she could endure no more ecstasy, she
puffed up her cheeks and blew out the
sky, to womb her and keep them at
bay, 'til she had rest some, and that
we had to leave 'cause she was strong
enough to suck them in once more.

Beat.

WASH
Whoa. Good myth.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:30 AM

PIZMOBEACH

... fully loaded, safety off...

Ya know - I posted and re-read my post just now and noticed something that might offend - being all unsubtle and the like. So I edited it - but I swear on a stack of good bibles that's what's in the script.

Double and treble re-reads of posts from now on.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 5:32 AM

ZOOT

Indeed and if we're going for straight smut …*thinks about naked people* ….

Jayne: I say Zoë gets nekkid

Wash: No

Jayne: I could get nekkid?

Everyone: Noooooo!

And now I have the visual image of a certain tight-panted Captain astride the naked body of a certain skinny independent private (“hey, I said ‘Private’!” *snigger*) …

MAL
You feeling a mite calmer now?

TRACEY
Yes, Sarge.
(then)
Sarge?

MAL
What?

TRACEY
I think I'm nekked.

A beat. Mal's straddling a naked man.

MAL
Okay. We're gonna get up off this
floor, you're gonna stand like a
person, cover yourself, and the
doctor's gonna tend to that gash.

Can’t say I’d be terribly calm if the Cap was straddling me …Ok, don’t get carried away, you’re AT WORK, in yer OFFICE … think about LAW …..

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:05 AM

CHRISISALL

There was this here beddin' scene in Heart Of Gold worth noting....
Seein' as you're puddlin' over Mal an' all.

Out of the kitchen Chrisisall

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:19 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
There was this here beddin' scene in Heart Of Gold worth noting....
Seein' as you're puddlin' over Mal an' all.

Out of the kitchen Chrisisall

You're just tryin' to upset me now, aren't ya???

Am gonna have to run home and fish out the DVD - lock the door and ooohhhhhhh ....

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:24 AM

CHRISISALL

We know...
You'll be in your bunk, right?

Feelin' the heat Chrisisall

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:27 AM

ZOOT

Indeedy!!!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:27 AM

ZOOT

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:31 AM

SAKRYSTA

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoot:
Frankly I always find myself blushing horribly at Saffron's "I know my Bible" speech ...

I just kinda find myself mad, because that is NOWHERE in the Bible. There are plenty of romantic passages, especially in Song of Solomon, but none of them are that obvious.

...still a little whimsical in the brain pan...

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:35 AM

DIETCOKE

Quote:
Originally posted by rhuttner:
I like this from the original unaired version of Serenity:

MAL
After you talk to Badger, see if you
can reach the Ambassador. Let her
know we're out of Persephone fast.
She's got business pending, she
better squeeze it dry and send it
off.

Of course this is before knowing what Inara does so its one of those things that hits you the 2nd time.

I just found the script and that line is indeed there. Didn't remember it in the DVDs. Was it different?

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:37 AM

STILLSHINY

alright lets see if i can post the pic here

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:40 AM

PURPLEPINCHER

i know what u mean .... that so called bible quote kinda ticked me off too

LOL I'm not so sure being sexually frustrated in and of itself makes people pick up on "non exsistant" inuendos

....

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 6:42 AM

ODDNESS2HER

Quote:
Originally posted by Sakrysta:
Quote:
Originally posted by Zoot:
Frankly I always find myself blushing horribly at Saffron's "I know my Bible" speech ...

I just kinda find myself mad, because that is NOWHERE in the Bible. There are plenty of romantic passages, especially in Song of Solomon, but none of them are that obvious.

...still a little whimsical in the brain pan...

Must be from a future edition that hasn't been written yet.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 7:07 AM

CEDRIC

Gee, it's not like Saffron to just make up a fake Bible passage to suit her own goals, honest girl that she is . . .

Nobody's mentioned one of my favorite innuendoes, from "Out of Gas." Kaylee says "ain't nothin' wrong with your grav boot" just after she's been *ahem* engaging in a little engine repair with Bester.

"You can't take my show from me,
Because I've got the DVD."

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 8:09 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoot:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
There was this here beddin' scene in Heart Of Gold worth noting....
Seein' as you're puddlin' over Mal an' all.

Out of the kitchen Chrisisall

You're just tryin' to upset me now, aren't ya???

Am gonna have to run home and fish out the DVD - lock the door and ooohhhhhhh ....

I like to call that unwinding.

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 8:32 AM

STILLSHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by Cedric:
Gee, it's not like Saffron to just make up a fake Bible passage to suit her own goals, honest girl that she is . . .

Nobody's mentioned one of my favorite innuendoes, from "Out of Gas." Kaylee says "ain't nothin' wrong with your grav boot" just after she's been *ahem* engaging in a little engine repair with Bester.

"You can't take my show from me,
Because I've got the DVD."

Actually, noone ever said she was quoting "THE" Bible. Though it may be the case with Book. I personally think what she reads is a religious book of a particular group. Many religions & groups have what they refer to as their "Bible".

How did this get so complicated?

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:05 PM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:

I like to call that unwinding.

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Yeah... unwinding ... speaking as someone who did indeed watch HOG last night

, I'd forgotten how good it is but also how much from the script never made it to the screen ... would have liked to see Book's bit where he asks where to sleep and one of the girls asks, "alone?" and he pauses for just that bit too long before answering ....

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:07 PM

ZOOT

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Actually, noone ever said she was quoting "THE" Bible. Though it may be the case with Book. I personally think what she reads is a religious book of a particular group. Many religions & groups have what they refer to as their "Bible".

Yeah, I always thought it was jsut some "hokey religion" (*nods to Han*) that the random settlers had made up (with Elder Gommen as high priest? Eurgh!) .....

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:17 PM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by purplepincher:

LOL I'm not so sure being sexually frustrated in and of itself makes people pick up on "non exsistant" inuendos ....

Oh but it does!! When I get that way I tend to think EVERYTHING ANYONE says is an innuendo!!

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Thursday, July 14, 2005 10:36 PM

CLAUDIUS

Hey who knows what can happen to the bible in 500 years? (can't change that much, but just enough for something raunchy to get in)

I like the whole saffron episode in general as a source of innuendos.
"Oh I'm going to special hell"
Don't you just love it!
And anything Jayne says is an innuendo of some kind. (I think there is something about his relationship with Vera.....)

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