CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #35 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #35

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005 5:29 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Seems good ol'Momma Cobb sent us a special delivery and that special delivery has won week #34!!!

And now our Mercenary of Choice is side by side with the Interstellar Man o' Mystery...

Shepherd Book attempts to conceal his laughter at Jayne who made the mistake of asking what the Shepherds do for fun...and just received an apocalyptic wedgie from Book.

Okay, the Cap'n has turned off the "No Captioning" light, and you are free to think about the funniest things you can come up with for CT#35!

BWAH!
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005 6:11 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

(inner monologues)

Jayne: Oh no, not now! Go down, go down, go down, go down, please go down...

Book: Oh, God, I just looked at it. Pater noster, qui es in caelis ...

tee hee, erection humor.

(that's the Our Father in Latin, btw)
Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005 7:11 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

HUZZAH!!MY HONOUR IS OFFICIALLY FLATTERED!!

*AHEM*

Now, onto Captions....
Oh, and for future reference, i more resemble, if anyone, papa cobb, or Jayne's long-lost younger brother, or possibly son, as i am a 16 year-old male, lol.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

BOOK:"Now Jayne, if you can guess what is in that box, i'll tell you the answers to all your questions..."

JAYNE:"Is it gold?"

BOOK:"......go-se....."

OR

JAYNE:"I just suddenly remembered that i need to go attend to Roberta."

BOOK:"Another one of your guns, Jayne?"

JAYNE:"umm....sure...yes....gun...yeah..."

OR

Unknown to Inara as she arrives on Ariel for her annual physical, Book returns and follows Jayne to the observatory deck.

OR

MORENA(os):"So what did you think of my spongebathing scene?

RON:"..."

ADAM:"I'll be in my bunk..."

MORENA(os):"Wait, Adam, that quote doesn't come up for a few episodes...wait...Eewwwwww..."

OR

Unknown to the rest of the crew, Saffron actually DID pay a visit to Book and Jayne in the Kitchen, and proceeded to wash both of their feet.

JAYNE AND BOOK(in unison):"Whoa. Good Footrub."

OR

BOOK:"Where'd Saffron go?"

JAYNE:"I'm goin to the special hell..."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

MORE TO COME!!!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005 7:19 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

BOOK(thinking):"I wonder what's for dinner?"

JAYNE(thinking):"So THAT'S why he called it Serenity...."

OR

RON(harsh whisper):"ADAM!!It's your line!!!"

ADAM(also whispering):"I thought it was yours!!!"

OR

BOOK:"Jayne, was that you?"

JAYNE:"Ah, you smelled that, did you?"

OR

JOSS(os):"Okay Ron, Adam, i know it's 5 in the morning, but here's what you're gonna do, you're going to have to run down to the other end of the ship, help Nathan get his things, run back up here, and then....are you two even listening to me?"

RON/ADAM:*LOUD SNORING*

OR

BOOK/JAYNE:"BEER!!!"

OR

JAYNE(whispering):"Are they gone?"

BOOK(whisper):"No, they're still looking at us, trying to figure out what we might be saying..."

JAYNE(whisper):"You'd think after 34 rounds they would've left us in peace, but noo......"

BOOK(whisper):"Biz-wei and look like you're doing something important!"

OR

BOOK:"I didn't know you could do that with your hat..."

JAYNE:"Neither did I...."

OR

ADAM:"GO-SE!!I forgot to lock my car!!!"

OR

Jayne continues to recuperate after finding out that he had indeed pissed of the volcano.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005 9:16 PM

DOYOUFLIP

Both men exercised a moment of silence after the good shephard let out a little squeaker

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 1:26 AM

THEDUKE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Book(to himself): Dear lord, please help Jayne overcome the fashion disaster of this hideous psychedelic t-shirt.

best i could do, sorry.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 1:28 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Jayne: I'm telling you, Shepherd, I'm not possessed. You wanna do an exorcism, try the doc's crazy sister. Now untie me! Uh, what's that for?

Book: (chinese prayers)

River (OS): Fire cleans out impurity.

Jayne: I'm plenty pure. Am I the only one on this boat not crazy? Mal?

Star Pilot Grainger
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 1:42 AM

MUTT999

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.

"That's the buffet table....."

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 2:27 AM

KMS

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

The sight of the Captain’s new tight pants elicited different reactions from the crew. Jayne couldn’t stop staring in shock, and the Preacher broke out into prayer. Simon fainted, River recited a poem, and Wash and Zoe departed for their bunk. Kaylee and Inara, on the other hand, were delighted.

KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.'---Gizzie

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 5:08 AM

THEWANDERINGBARD

Book takes 5 loaves and 2 fishes and multiplies them to fill 12 wicker baskets before Jayne’s very eyes.

KAYLEE: So how come you don't care where you're going?
BOOK: 'Cause how you get there is the worthier part.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 5:12 AM

WICCANSLYR

Book: (whispering) Jesus is coming, look busy!
Jayne: (thinking) JEBUS?!?!

Virtual cookie for anyone what can tell me the mixed famdons in there.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 6:01 AM

SSJ4BLACKBELT

My caption:

Book: "I did a fair bit of...you know...when I was a little younger. I never did it with baked goods, but your uncle Mort, he pets the one eyed snake 5-6 times a day."

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 6:08 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.

"That's the buffet table....."

Love it! Made me snigger at work which is pretty hard to do!!

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 6:09 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Quote:
Originally posted by Wiccanslyr:
Book: (whispering) Jesus is coming, look busy!
Jayne: (thinking) JEBUS?!?!

Virtual cookie for anyone what can tell me the mixed famdons in there.

One is the Simpsons I believe.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 9:59 AM

CHOLLETT

Jayne and Book experience the aftereffects of seeing the new trailer. Jayne either refuses to or is unable to stop drooling, while Book contemplates his mysterious absence.

or

Jayne: "Must......see......more......"
Book (thinking): "How many days are left now?"

or

Book fought to resist bragging as Jayne saw the scenes that Book had with Inara.

or

Book fought to keep from laughing as the effects of his "Special Recipe" finally hit Jayne.

That's it for now. Might make more, might not.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 10:19 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Jayne: "Check and Mate, little man."
Book: "Yep, Simon, he 's got you."
Simon: "This is what going mad must feel like."

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 10:35 AM

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne couldn't believe the Shepherd had just ruined The Half Blood Prince's ending, the only book without pictures he'd ever read.

"I threw up on your bed"

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 12:10 PM

WHITEFALL

Book: You see, that light in front of you is specially designed to light the room from within!

Jayne: ....... wow...............

"Some people juggle geese!" -Ancient Chinese proverb.

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 1:55 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Oh, and for future reference, i more resemble, if anyone, papa cobb, or Jayne's long-lost younger brother, or possibly son, as i am a 16 year-old male, lol.

Heh! Right, as I said, Momma Cobb sent us a special delivery, as in a Cunning Orange Toque, as in YOU! ;P

Now then...

Jayne: So that's when I whipped out my-
Book: *COUGH COUGH!*
Jayne: uhh...my...cards! The cards with the nekkid-
Book: *COUGH COUGH*
Jayne: uhh...box...ummm...the box didn't have nothin' on it. So that is when the good Shepherd he-
Book: *kicks the soft wicker underside of Jayne's chair sending wicker splinters into his bum*
Jayne: YIPE!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 2:04 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Little known Firefly trivia: Adam Baldwin asked Ron Glass to run through acting exercises with him when they first started working together.

Ron: Okay, now.. look shocked! Good, now you're scared of that light! Good. Now you just sat down on a tack! Okay, now the girl on your shirt is right in front of you!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 2:40 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

stole it from I <3 Huckabee's but it fit...

Book: Have you ever transcended space and time?
Jayne: No. Yes. Uh, time not space. No. I have no idea what you're talking about.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Simon(os): Here we see the Jayne in his natural habitat, the dinner table. The glow of the lamp seems to calm the wild beast.
Book: Dear Lord, please allow Simon and River to get off this ship soon. I don't know how much more of his nature documentary monologues I can take.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 9:24 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by Zoot:
Quote:
Originally posted by Mutt999:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.

"That's the buffet table....."

Love it! Made me snigger at work which is pretty hard to do!!

That one gave me a mental image of the Alien spoof from Spaceballs.

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal........"

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005 9:29 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Due to his total lack of an over abundace of schooling, Jayne is shocked to finaly learn how babies are made.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, July 21, 2005 7:02 AM

RYCE

Due to a paperwork mixup Upstairs, Book must now inform Jayne that he has indeed been made into a saint.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, July 21, 2005 7:36 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:

Originally posted by TCM:

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The weekly staring match didn't bode well for poor Jayne, after losing out to River for the 100th time. Book meanwhile, prayed that his eyes would return to normal.

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Thursday, July 21, 2005 2:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:

Both men were mesmerized as Inara's attempt at "supper" crawled off the plate and broke into a song and dance.
----------------

That one gave me a mental image of the Alien spoof from Spaceballs.

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal........"

Another thing it reminds me of is that scene in Better Off Dead, where Cusack's mom cooked dinner from 2 recipies that had gotten wet and stuck together. It too crawled squishily off the plate.

BWAH!
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Thursday, July 21, 2005 2:49 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Book: Sorry, Jayne.
Jayne: What for? It ain't like you ratt--WHOA!
*Book snickers as Jayne is overcome by his SBD*

BWAH!
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Thursday, July 21, 2005 4:17 PM

KMS

Quote:

After hearing the Captain's latest scheme, Book thinks: Oh, Lord, that almost sounds like it will work. I think I've become Mal-adjusted.

Or

Mal discovered hypnotizing Jayne was no problem, but getting Book to stop praying proved impossible.

KMS
'We're not obsessed, we're focused.' --Gizzie

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Friday, July 22, 2005 12:53 AM

MUTT999

Jayne can't believe how long Book has had that blue pen balanced on top of his head!

"That's the buffet table....."

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Friday, July 22, 2005 1:48 AM

THEDUKE

that's hilarious mutt, so funny. even funnier the fact that u seemt o be the first person to reference the blue light above books head, despite the fact it's glaringly funny, i hadn't even noticed it, well done, brilliant

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Friday, July 22, 2005 5:15 AM

TADIERA

Quote:

Jayne, having just seen the most recent bounty of a couple thousand skinmags, was contemplating the possibilities while Book could only pray for more sound-proofing insulation between their bunk walls.

(I know, it's lame... >.<)

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Friday, July 22, 2005 5:32 AM

TADIERA

Another one:

As Jayne sat down on the pie, Book could only barely restrain his laughter.

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Friday, July 22, 2005 1:04 PM

VOLSTOCK

Book: Now that the Vulcan neck pinch has paralyzed Jayne, we may all feel free to tell him how we really feel without fear of reprecussion.

_______________________________________________________________

"I've seen you with no clothes on, never thought I'd see you naked."

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Saturday, July 23, 2005 9:14 PM

KMS

Quote:

Jayne: We’re really gonna be doing good works?
Mal (pissed): Preacher, your halo is showing.

Or

River: You’re getting sleepy….
Book (thinking): I hope this works.

KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ ---Gizzie

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Sunday, July 24, 2005 2:30 AM

RYCE

As the crew is informed of the kidnapping of their beloved cilantro, Jayne looks on in disbelief and Book prays for its safe return.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, July 24, 2005 3:43 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Hi TenthCrewMember,

I found this screen cap and wondered if it could make a possible image for a future round of Caption Tightpants?:

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Keep flyin'!

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Sunday, July 24, 2005 4:59 AM

DIETCOKE

Joss announces to Adam and Ron that the show has been cancelled.

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Monday, July 25, 2005 4:27 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, let's see what it is Saint Jayne and the Good Book will be sayin' to us!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/925362

P.S. My apologies for this being so late. Coming home from a Shindig on Saturday Night/Sunday morning, a ruttin' deer jumped in front of my gorram truck. Violence ensued, and we left victorious (not injured; deer not so much) but that left dealing with Alliance Insurance Adjusters...

poll will run through Tuesday, new CT on Wednesday.

BWAH!
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005 6:15 AM

RYCE

Bumpity bump