CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #36 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #36

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 1:46 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well this is one kind of horrific. Seems Jayne has, courtesy of this week's winner, RYCE, finally achieved Sainthood.

"Upstairs" must be equal to the FOX offices, cuz only they could make such an egregious error so flawlessly. ;) Okay, onto this week, a special appearance of everyone's favorite prairie harpy...

KAYLEE: Mine's the nicest! Engine room that is...I think you're gonna come with me!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 1:49 PM

SIMONWHO

It was the standard hitchhiking scam: an attractive girl to pull the spaceship over then the other eight all grab a lift too.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 1:55 PM

GOJIRO

KAYLEE: All that protein sure does make ya constipated!

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 2:08 PM

MUTT999

Little known fact about Kaylee: The ability to levitate a Pop-Tart while doing her best Bugs Bunny!

"That's the buffet table....."

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 2:22 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

"You are getting very sleepy as you stare into the whirly spiral... you are totally relaxed, totally suggestible... you will ride with us..."

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 2:28 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Kaylee's can-can dancing entertained the crew, but nobody expected her to be able to kick so high.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 3:50 PM

JADEHAND

Follow this rainbow to me lucky charms! Woo Hoo.

Visit WWW.Marillion.Com for a better way to live
Visit www.TheInside.org and see Tim Minear's show Weds. 9:00pm EST.....ah FUX nevermind.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 4:05 PM

WICCANSLYR

Kaylee: You think THAT'S weird! You should see what the Captain and Jayne are doing behind my umbrella.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 4:41 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

After she used the electronic thumb, the Vorgons were going to throw off the unwanted passenger, but they couldn't. She was just so darn cute!

OR:

Jewel: I give Serenity "Thumbs Up!"

Joss: (OS) You had better.

OR:

Mal to Simon offscreen:
Mal: (OS) Watch this...Kaylee!

Kaylee: Yes, Cap'n?

Mal: (OS) I just saw a field of strawberries!

Kaylee: (After making the expression you see in the picture) WHEW!!! I think I just had one, sir!

Simon: (OS) Whoa...That's hot!

OR:

Playing Kaylee in the Sims:Firefly patch would have been easier, but her parasol kept knocking her status diamond down.

OR:

Kaylee: I'd ask you onto the ship, but it appears to be raining giant pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

OR:

Kaylee: This umbrella makes me seem freespirited and alive. You, with all your luggage seem heavy-burdened, and near death. Wanna sail in our Firefly, Grampa?

Book: (OS) I never married.

More later...I hope...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 7:25 PM

THEREALME

Jayne (OS): But what the hell are we gonna do with a whole CRATE o' strawberries?

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 8:25 PM

GOPHERMUNCHER

You REALLY don't want to see me cheerful

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005 9:01 PM

CHOLLETT

Kaylee started backing away from the Killer Pop-Tart of Doom as fast as she could, keeping a close eye on it for sudden movements.

or

Kaylee: "Wait for it....wait for it...a little closer....NOW!" (grabs)

or

One of the favourite recreational activities of the Firefly crew, especially Kaylee, was to try and grab the floating gold money by luring it into a false sense of security by having a staring contest with the face on the bill.

or

Kaylee struggled not to blink first while having a staring contest with River.

or

Kaylee: "Oh my gosh! The last Golden Ticket!"

or

Kaylee struggled to keep from assaulting the one who insulted her parasol.

That's it for now.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 1:56 AM

DAIKATH

When Kaylee lay there she reacted quite excited when Simon the gynaecologist went beyond the call of duty.

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 2:05 AM

MUTT999

Unfortunately, the strawberry Pop-Tart Mal tossed at Kaylee bounced off her head and into the cargo hold, only to be pulverized by Wash in the mule!

"That's the buffet table....."

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 3:09 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Announcer voice: Mentos. The fresh maker!

"You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment."-Nicholas Nickleby

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 10:13 AM

RYCE

Thank you, thank you all! They say third time's the charm!

Alas, I think my brain is spent, 'cause I can't think of any funny captions right now. Maybe later...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 10:15 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Announcer voice: Mentos. The fresh maker!

That's my vote right there so far. :)

Star Pilot Grainger
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Thursday, July 28, 2005 1:03 PM

CALLMESERENITY

aww, thanks, SPG!!

"You know, there is no language of vegetables, which converts a cucumber into a formal declaration of attachment."-Nicholas Nickleby

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 2:40 PM

WILDHEAVENFARM

(angrily through clenched teeth) This friggin' parasol. I swear, one of these days...

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 3:52 PM

AERONSTORM

Jewel: Hey Nathan....

(next pic - flipping him the bird!)

My first attempt! Be kind...

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 4:12 PM

CHOLLETT

actually, that's pretty decent, especially for a first try. With the knowledge of the off-camera things.....hilarious stuff.

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 4:27 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by manwithpez:
Playing Kaylee in the Sims:Firefly patch would have been easier, but her parasol kept knocking her status diamond down.

This one! I like this one.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, July 28, 2005 6:27 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Oh joy! Capn's playing back his stint on Buffy. Let's go watch!

-Taylor

The Uncharted Outlaw!

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Friday, July 29, 2005 11:59 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

KAYLEE:"Come on board Serenity!Best ride since Inara Serra, who ALSO flies on this boat."

OR

JOSS(os):"Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck."

JEWEL:"Well, i WOULD, but this parasol really isn't ME, you know?"

OR

JOSS(os):"Quiet on the set! Unless you're poultry."

JEWEL:"But this parasol is so darn distracting!"

OR

JEWEL:"Man, this prop really stinks!"

NATHAN(os):"Yeah, stinks like AWESOME!!!!"

OR

KAYLEE:"Look into the spinny parasol-type thingy.....you'll come on our boat, and our boat only...."

BOOK(os):"I will come on your boat.....only your boat....but at half your suggested price....."

KAYLEE:"Okay....welcome aboard the...wait...HEY!!!"

OR

Kaylee shows Inara how she picks up travellers by showing them her fake "Sex Face".

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Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Friday, July 29, 2005 12:11 PM

DARKJESTER

*singing*"Just a spoonfull of protein
Helps the strawberries go down,
The strawberries go down,
The strawberries go down.
Just a spoonfull of protein
Helps the strawberries go down,
In a most delightful way!"

Kaylee Poppins!

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, July 29, 2005 3:28 PM

RYCE

Quote:
Jewel: Hey Nathan....

(next pic - flipping him the bird!)

I love it!

And now on to my captions:

Kaylee gives her Captain No-pants an enthusiastic thumbs up.

OR

Our cheerful Kaylee is the only person in the 'verse who will not give Vogon poetry two thumbs down.

OR

Kaylee: Damn right, no power in the 'verse can stop me!

OR

Kaylee: Was that just a proposition, Book? I thought you were a Shepherd! Don't the Bible got some pretty specific things to say about solicitation?
Book (OS): Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of watching.
(Yeah, I know this last one was pretty horrific)

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Sunday, July 31, 2005 1:33 AM

KMS

Quote:

Kaylee: Right this way to The Island, folks!

Or

Lights. Camera. Poptarts!!!! Aaahhhh!!!!

Or

Yeah? Then guess where I last had my thumb, puddin’ plum?

Or

Kaylee shows us just how hilarious it is hitting someone with a closed fist.

Or

Kaylee is just happy that she just kicked her ‘thumb sucking’ habit.

Or

Passer-by (sneering): You’re pretty young to be a Parasol Girl.
Kaylee: You’re pretty young to be a jerk.

Or

Jayne: Can I get sexed now?
Kaylee: Right this way! Captain Tightpants is waiting!
Mal (OS): Hey!!! You’re supposed to be selling rides!
Zoe (OS): Thought she was, sir.

KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.’ --Gizzie

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Sunday, July 31, 2005 9:13 PM

DOYOUFLIP

Mama's gonna roll a 7, then it's 'Hellooooo new catalyzer!'

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Sunday, July 31, 2005 9:49 PM

AMYGDALA

Nathan (OS): Damn! There go my pants again.

Jewel (giggling): Ssshh! You're distracting me! Umm ... next time, could there be underwear?

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"She was all naked and ... articulate."

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Monday, August 1, 2005 12:49 AM

AMYGDALA

The communal male workout going on behind her, with excited hand-gestures Kaylee tries to convey to Inara the fact that without his shirt, the uptight doctor with the lily-white hands is a bona-fide hottie.

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"She was all naked and ... articulate."

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:09 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hers are the nicest! So vote fore 'em!

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BWAH!
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