Serenity² - Were There Monkeys? by RelFexive

Drink! Girls! Arse!

*mumbles in the corner*

And we should establish an independent committee to determine whether there were monkeys or not.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:14 AM

Another mighty fine thread title!

Do I have to repeat my last post? OK...Citizen, have you got your comic(s) yet & anyone know when the next one's due out? Hopefully it will coincide with one of my planned trips to London...

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:14 AM

BUTTMONKEY

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Drink! Girls! Arse!

Dont forget FECK...

Butt

__________________
Adam Baldwin to me: I just had my photo taken with a Buttmonkey...

Me - http://www.faceparty.com/buttmonkeyboy
or http://www.myspace.com/mrbuttmonkey

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:14 AM

That is, monkeys plural, and not our own Buttmonkey.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:26 AM

"Hey Citizen, have you picked up your comic(s) yet? When's the next one out anyway?"

Haven't had a chance yet, would take about an hour to get to any comic shop, not working in my ussual place...
Should have gone on the weekend, but I uh, forgot...

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:33 AM

Allegedly the second issue hits 3rd of August, i.e. this Wednesday with the third issue coming on the 7th of September. But it was delayed last time around so who knows?

And did you know that you can get the Chinese translations for the comics here:

http://fireflychinese.home.att.net/comics1.html

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:36 AM

i just ate a ham and cucumber sandwich and now i feel sick

im also cold

ALAN!!!

I havnt got my comics yet either, lack of funds forbids

Will get them when the back DLA gets in

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:39 AM

The question is not whether there were or is still monkeys but whether those monkeys consitute a breach of UN regulations, where these monkeys may or may not allegedly be, and how said monkeys were going to be used if they did/did not exist.

Were these monkeys obtained legally or illegally through a third party?

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:40 AM

I think the question begs

are the monkeys free

has our campaign worked

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:52 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Morning? And lunch? Blegh, I just had breakfast.

I'm going to play the fantastic 4.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:54 AM

If said monkeys were free, did they have access to proper health care and working conditions? Did they have a union, workers rights?
If they were indentured, did they have the option to buy their freedom?
Was someone activly working toward monkey freedom on their behalf.

These questions must be answered.
Were they used a WMD (Weapons of Monkey Destruction) or for some other purpose.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:59 AM

RELFEXIVE

I would imagine that, like beagles, monkeys have smallish droppings. How does that figure into the whole legality aspect?

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Monday, August 1, 2005 2:07 AM

I depends on what their eating, and how well their treated, so their droppings are at the very heart of the issue.
Thanks for bring that up.
We need to send in Monkey dropping inspectors immediatly.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
Don't drink water, fish make love in it.
--W.C. Fields

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Monday, August 1, 2005 2:10 AM

I think the small droppings are the weapons they use against other species.

Sorry you're not feeling well Carol, I hate it when you eat something and think you're going to feel better but then...

I've done a try for Capn Eric's Browncoat board down song contest on the thread here, what do you think?

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=11682

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Monday, August 1, 2005 2:46 AM

High-larious

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
Don't drink water, fish make love in it.
--W.C. Fields

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Monday, August 1, 2005 2:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Morning? And lunch? Blegh, I just had breakfast.

I'm going to play the fantastic 4.

Ooh, let me know what's that like.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 3:01 AM

That was shiny Simon! If I hadn't been at work, I probably would have sang the thing outloud, but it sounded really great in my head.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 3:13 AM

Can I embed normal html?
bold

yes, interesting...
most interesting...

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
--W.C. Fields
Don't drink water, fish f**k in it.
--W.C. Fields

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Monday, August 1, 2005 4:09 AM

Dr Spankypants

I love that song

and i will be singing for the rest of the day

i feel better now, had me a lie down, lack of sleep is not good for me *cough*

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Monday, August 1, 2005 4:44 AM

Don't you oppress me!

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 4:46 AM

its your fault!!

ohno wait its mine!!

We should take equal blame for non stop spraffing

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Monday, August 1, 2005 4:56 AM

?spraffing?

Can I complain for a moment, please? Feel free to ignore the whining.

I wrenched my lower back yesterday afternoon trying to rearrange my bedroom furniture and I am in SERIOUS PAIN. Spent most of yesterday with ice packs on my back, watching DVDs and doing this needlepoint project that I started forever ago but never bothered to finish but did yesterday simply because I had nothing better to do. Now I'm at work and there is just no comfortable way to sit at my desk and do my work and I'm in so much pain that I feel a bit nauseaous.

Not a good day to be me.

Okay, complaining done.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:00 AM

Take the rest of the week off hon.

And drink vodka, lots of it.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:06 AM

Back pain = not good. I'd definitely agree with Fray, get it sorted early, there's no quick fixes and any attempts to muddle through often come back to bite you in the proverbial.

Not too sure about the vodka bit though, particularly if you've taken a few painkillers. Might not react well together.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:08 AM

Brandy tis the only sure cure for physical ailments!
The British Army used to use it for just that purpose.
Then they came up with morphine, which works better. So use that if you have it.

No, don't, I'm only joking...

And I wish to no what Is being done about this monkey issue.

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
Take the rest of the week off hon.

I would if I could!

As it is, I've got to muddle through.

And I work at a church, so vodka, brandy, morphine or anything else is just going to have to wait till I get home.
Right now we're functioning on extra strength tylenol.

But, virtual vodka-bring it on!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:23 AM

Oh My Goodness! I made it to the voting with my tightpants caption! I can't believe it! I am so honored. Even if I don't win, I made it to the voting!! It was my first try, too.

Okay, done gushing. (vote for me!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:27 AM

I'm assuming not a Catholic Church or at least there'd be communion wine....!

Ooh, congrats on the caption thingy - must check that out!

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:39 AM

I voted for ya :) looks like your out in front tho I'm surprised no one seems to have come up with:

As kaylee sat down she realised what had happened to that missing cucumber...

Maybe I'm just warped?

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:44 AM

Wash your mouth out young man - and not with alcohol.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:46 AM

I put my back out a few weeks ago.

i managed although not got rid of pain with copius amounts of ibuprofen, and a deep heat spray, that although made me smell like an old folks home in a heat wave, worked a treat.

now i only suffer pain first thing in the morning when I get up. and I dont take pain meds for it.

oh and spraffing means talking non stop about nothing much

*disclaimer*
This is not to insinuate that Sean and I discussed nothing much

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:47 AM

hehehe -
Alcyhol for my Alcy-hole

Think I'm gonna give myself a few days off the beer.

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A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 7:10 AM

Right, I'm off...
Finally...
I hate working late...
Cya later!

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Monday, August 1, 2005 9:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
I'm assuming not a Catholic Church or at least there'd be communion wine....!

Ooh, congrats on the caption thingy - must check that out!

Close-Lutheran. We have wine, but they keep the wine cabinet locked "(

And thanks! Am I really in the lead? If I win, I'll probably faint.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:38 AM

Hows your back feelin?

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:41 AM

Frozen. I got an ice pack on it. And I found a comfortable sitting position (lotus style in my swivel chair) so if I never move again, I'll be GREAT!

Thanks for asking! I'm sure I'll be much better by tomorrow.

Your Kermit joke, BTW, Hi-larious!!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:47 AM

Been another quiet evening, hasn't it? Yawn...

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:54 AM

RELFEXIVE

I guess everyone's contemplating the highly complex monkey situation. It's got me going bananas! It's driving me nuts!

Etc etc etc.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:56 AM

Great, now I'm hungry...

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:57 AM

awww...just about time for me to go home, where I will probably spend the evening laying on the floor with ice packs contemplating the highly complex monkey situation. Or watching my Firefly DVDs hoping for costume inspiration. Whatever.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 11:00 AM

Aw hon, you're still at work? I told you to go home hours ago!

Hope you feel better soon.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 12:50 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Gorram it you people! I can't keep up with you. I'm still asleep when you lovely folks are typing away willy nilly. By the time I wake up and/or get home from work, 100 posts have been made. Good gravy it's hard to keep up with you!

Crazy Squarites!

The monkeys...they ate my moon pies.

Citizen....I've never kissed Citizen. Seems like he's overdue....you don't mind do you?

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Monday, August 1, 2005 12:57 PM

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:27 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

A dense choking fog surrounds Thatweirdgirl. She can't see. She can't hear. She can't breathe. The fog begins to lift, slowly revealing...

*suspenseful music crescendos to an echo*

...No! I'm trapped in the Time Zone Square! How will I ever talk to my friends? Curse you round world circling the sun, curse you!

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:28 PM

COZEN

Ya see? That's what all ya Brits could use more of: more kissing!!

Clearly, all this monkey business has been masking the real intentions.

Then again, could be about yummy stuff...

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cozen, obviously a clear thinking dude.

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