Welcome To Destiny! by SoulOfSerenity

Skye-yes, you are our engineer, but Safe just kindly volunteered to be our backup mechanic/engineer in case your workload becomes too much for you, since we are a much larger ship than Serenity. And seeing his handywork with the table (oh, yeah, that was me with the duct tape-sorry!) I'd say he'd be pretty useful to you.

Hero- I think we could work it out if we had a crewmember named Destiny. Afterall, my name is Serenity (IRL and here, since why pick something else when I already have the perfect name, right?) and we all manage to discern between the spaceship and the girl. Most of the time, anyway.

'Tis my opinion anyway.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 9:14 AM

Woohoo. Fully crewed.

*looks around*

Dance of Joy, anyone?

Jack, Formerly Immobile and Muted Man of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 9:18 AM

Really?!? We're full?

*runs over to UB and checks*

Wow! We really are full! Squee!

Welcome everyone! This is going to be fun (Even if we never actually DO anything, we can still have fun.)

And Jack...don't even think about it!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:11 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

I shall take part in the dancing of the joying of the yeah.

*Dance of joy*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:35 AM

Hey, I just checked over at the UB and we're number 16 at the moment. 16 out of nearly 100 crews. We are next to last in crews with 30 members, which means one thing we can all do to help out is try to accrue as many credits as possible. I don't see how we're ever going to beat crews like Succatash's because that guy's got a BAZILLION credits, but we can all do what we can, right?

Now, let's all continue with our Dance of Joy (except for Jack who is currently doing the Stand Still of Joy.)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 11:01 AM

Dance. Of. Joy.

DanceofJoy, DanceofJoy, DanceofJoy...

That's right Serenity, catch me if you can. For I have hidden the duct tape and have 29 other people to hide around.

*there's the muppet scramble*

Woohoo.

Weehee.

Jack, Unofficial Rug Cutter and Evader of Serenity; of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 11:03 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Your right, I have some more photos I can upload!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 1, 2005 11:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Dance. Of. Joy.

DanceofJoy, DanceofJoy, DanceofJoy...

That's right Serenity, catch me if you can. For I have hidden the duct tape and have 29 other people to hide around.

*there's the muppet scramble*

Woohoo.

Weehee.

Jack, Unofficial Rug Cutter and Evader of Serenity; of Destiny

laughing so hard I'm crying!!!!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 11:19 AM

Hard to beat Succatash's crew?

Beaten he is, for he has a mere 14 crew and we have 30.

*Dance of Victory*

Jack, Funny Man of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 11:57 AM

FLECHETTE

Looks like we've fallen to 20th - but it could be not everyone has answered the poll/trivia questions

hint hint! Still pretty shiny placement

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell
Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter
Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Monday, August 1, 2005 12:47 PM

* With some concern, TheRealMe gazes down the list of crew positions. *

Hmmmm...

Captain, First Officer, Pilot, Navigator, Engineer...

It seems that everything I'm qualified to do is already taken....

Oh! Wait! I'll be the CHIEF Engineer!

Heh. Just kidding, Skye.

* Suddenly hopeful, TheRealMe pulls a wadded-up paper from his pocket and spreads it out on a table. It is a CPR pamphlet that SimonWho passed out to everyone on the Sereni-Tree. *

I know! I will be the Ship's Doctor!

Doctor Me! Won't TheRealMom be proud!

* Slowly and carefully, TheRealMe starts reading the pamphlet. *

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Monday, August 1, 2005 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by CastIronJack:

*Dance of Victory*

Okay, that's it!! Jack, come here!

*she grabs Jack, drags him to an empty room and gives him dancing lessons. When they emerge, hours later, she has transformed him from Elaine to Gene Kelly. Okay...maybe not quite Gene Kelly, but at least someone with an iota of rhythm. *

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:02 PM

GREEKTOOMEY

Wait - rhythm can be learned?

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:03 PM

A CPR pamphlet?!?!?

We are SO doomed. I hope that everyone stays out of harm's way and doesn't need so much as a bandaid from our resident quack.

*begins reading Surgery for Idiots*

Gives a copy to TRM.

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 1:11 PM

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Originally posted by GreekToomey:
Wait - rhythm can be learned?

Nope, but it can be faked.

*reads 'So You're in Space with Rabies.'*

Just like Surgery or... Dentistry...

So... I have this theory about pulling all the teeth out and then putting them back in...

Volunteers?

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 3:36 PM

SAFEAT2ND

Jack, you try and pull that dancing thing again and I'm gonna take up kneecap collecting.

And I don't care if you've "found" rhythm....it's just starting to wear on my nerves man! Stick to funny. And no your dancing doesn't count. A grown man mincing his way around a spaceship is not funny as in haha, it's funny as in unusual and disturbing.

I thought you signed on as the "funny guy" not Klinger.

Befuddled, confused and more than just a tad angry.

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Monday, August 1, 2005 4:10 PM

Just filling the time, Handyman. Just filling the time.

Whether dancing or joke making, that's all we got to do right now.

That and biology 101.

I thought it would be more disturbing for me with a scalpel in hand than my lack of rhythm and groove.

Oh well, TRM pass the textbook. I'm still not sure if we've got a pair of gallbladders or just one.

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 4:42 PM

SAFEAT2ND

YIKES!!

Ok ok....if you put down the scalpel, I'll relax my view on your "dancing", and I use the term loosely, a little.

Umm....a little help here Serenity....PLEASE?!?!

Choosing the lesser of 2 evils....

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Oh well, TRM pass the textbook. I'm still not sure if we've got a pair of gallbladders or just one.

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

* TheRealMe shrugs, and carefully studies the textbook. Then he turns it upside-down. Then he drops it on the table. *

Well, let's find out!

* TheRealMe takes a coin out of his pocket and flips it. It falls on the table, bounces a few times and comes up tails. *

One. We have one gall bladder.

TheRealMe, Ship's Physician of the Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

Well, let's find out!

* TheRealMe takes a coin out of his pocket and flips it. It falls on the table, bounces a few times and comes up tails. *

One. We have one gall bladder.

TheRealMe, Ship's Physician of the Destiny

Excellent, TRM. Excellent.

Now I have been reading up on this thing called 'Blood Types', apparently not everyone's blood is the same color.

It all looks red to me, but apparently there are minute differences.

Another thing: I don't believe anathesia is administered with a hammer, I think I read something about needles...

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 5:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Excellent, TRM. Excellent.

Now I have been reading up on this thing called 'Blood Types', apparently not everyone's blood is the same color.

It all looks red to me, but apparently there are minute differences.

Why of COURSE, Jack. Haven't you heard of "blue bloods"? Sheesh!

Quote:

Another thing: I don't believe anathesia is administered with a hammer, I think I read something about needles...

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

Needles? Ugh! I hate needles. I'd have to get plenty drunk before I could use needles on somebody!

TheRealMe, Ship's Physician of the Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 6:08 PM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Hard to beat Succatash's crew?

Beaten he is, for he has a mere 14 crew and we have 30.

*Dance of Victory*

Jack, Funny Man of Destiny

Oh, is that so? We're #9. Where are you on the list?

Also, we just got Haken.

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Monday, August 1, 2005 6:12 PM

AMYLISAI

Wow, what a happenin' crew we have. Yes, I would like to be official "crazy sister" for our boat--every ship should have one! I'm often brilliant, and when I'm not, it's because it's getting very very crowded.
Piroettes down the catwalk...
cheers, Amy

(My signature is funny if you read it straight off...)

Amylisai, Crazy Sister of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 6:17 PM

Ath, why are YOU gloating? Haken ON HIS OWN would be number nine, right? Hey, get out of our thread, or I might poke you with this sharp doctor knife thingy!

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Monday, August 1, 2005 6:25 PM

CALLMEATH

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Hey, get out of our thread, or I might poke you with this sharp doctor knife thingy!

ACK! *Runs away in terror.*

"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

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Monday, August 1, 2005 6:30 PM

There! I drove that invader away! Heh!

Wow, that's sharp. Uh, hey, am I bleeding?

* Faints and falls over, dropping scalpel. *

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Monday, August 1, 2005 7:23 PM

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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
There! I drove that invader away! Heh!

Uh, hey, am I bleeding?

* Faints and falls over, dropping scalpel. *

Sweet merciful Bob! We gots a bleeder here!

Some one get me the duct tape from the freezer, and the superglue from the handyman's kit!

STAT!

I'm also gonna need a shoelace and a tongue depressor!

*TRM mumbles*

Gorramit man, don't you die on me!

*supplies arrive*

Bandages? Whose idea was that? Was that yours Safe? You stick to waxing, I'm the Chief Nurse around here!

*ties shoelace around head and sticks the tongue depressor in it*

Let's get to work people!

Jack, So Not Qualified to Cut His Own Toenails of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 7:46 PM

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Originally posted by CallMeAth:

Oh, is that so? We're #9. Where are you on the list?

Also, we just got Haken.

I do believe that Bugs did it best.

*drops brick in gauntlet and lays the smacketh across*

Our T-shirts will be that much sweeter, InvaderAth!

Jack, Enraged Marshmellow of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 8:04 PM

* Struggles to push Jack away. *

Jack! Jack! I'm okay! Oh, sure, I guess I bled a little bit and fainted. That's no big deal....

I always faint at the sight of blood.

* TheRealMe looks at his bloody finger, his eyes roll back into his head, and he faints again. *

TheRealMe, Physician of the Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 9:19 PM

Actually, I'm not feeling too good either...

*slumps over TRM*

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Monday, August 1, 2005 10:11 PM

RAT

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
I know! I will be the Ship's Doctor!

Doctor Me!

My son, the doctor! I like the sound of that!

Here, I acquired this awhile back.

*Hands RealMe The Font of Doctorly Knowledge*

Use it wisely!

____________________

Acquisitions Officer - SereniTREE & Destiny.

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 2:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:

Oh well, TRM pass the textbook. I'm still not sure if we've got a pair of gallbladders or just one.

I don't have any gallbladders!

Okay, we may not have Haken, the creditaire, but we have the funniest dang crew around. I'm laughing so hard it hurts.

Safe-sorry my dear, I don't think there's anything else I can do about Jack. I've tried everything. I mean, I threatened to shoot him, I duct taped him to a chair; I even gave him dancing lessons! We can either appeal to the Captain, or we can just cope. Or I can shoot him for real.
But he's just too dang funny to kill. (Plus, we need his credits!)

TRM-you okay? Do you need some orange juice and a glow-in-the-dark bandaid?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 2:17 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GreekToomey:
Wait - rhythm can be learned?

It sure can!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 4:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I don't have any gallbladders!

....

TRM-you okay? Do you need some orange juice and a glow-in-the-dark bandaid?

Huh? Oh, thanks, Serenity.

* TheRealMe sips orange juice. *

I'm sorry about that gallbladder. I'll see if I can get you another one, somewhere.

Ooooh! A glow-in-the-dark bandaid! Great idea! We can use them to mark any injuries, and I can operate even in the dark!

Uh, hey, can you help get Jack off me, please?

TheRealMe, Physician of the Destiny

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 4:27 AM

*helps roll the still-unconscious Jack off of TRM*

Ooof! He's heavy! (Because you're so tall and muscular Jack!)

You know, he's not so bad when he's unconscious. Think we can keep him this way?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 4:32 AM

Or I can shoot him for real.
But he's just too dang funny to kill. (Plus, we need his credits!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

*yawn* *looks around*

Note to self, don't play with the purple pills: tastes good, but causes sudden and inexplicable sleepiness.

That's right, Safe! You NEED me!

*notices TRM's glow in the dark bandaid*

Oooo! I want one!

Jack, noijrfan ji oanfi aije(User of TRM's borrowed Font of Scholarly Knowledge)

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 4:57 AM

*gives Jack glow in the dark band aids.*

Thinks to herself Now he won't be able to sneak up on any of us in the dark! Hee hee!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 6:40 AM

WERZBOWSKI

I'm in as Reddik... I'll do whatever needs doing, you just lemme know Cap.

"Let's be bad guys."

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 6:53 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by Werzbowski:
I'm in as Reddik... I'll do whatever needs doing, you just lemme know Cap.

I thought that was you!!!

Welcome to the crew, man!!!

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 6:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by amylisai:
Wow, what a happenin' crew we have. Yes, I would like to be official "crazy sister" for our boat--every ship should have one! I'm often brilliant, and when I'm not, it's because it's getting very very crowded.
Piroettes down the catwalk...
cheers, Amy

(My signature is funny if you read it straight off...)

Amylisai, Crazy Sister of Destiny

Crazy sister, who's your sibling? You need a brother, don't you? (Is it Jack? Cuz he is a few screws loose.)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 2, 2005 7:56 AM

AMYLISAI

Hmm, good question Serenity. Are there any bumbling, shy, uptight, but surprisingly handsome and well-dressed brothers onboard who want to try to fix my crazies?
It's just an object...

Amylisai, Crazy Sister of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 3:55 AM

FLECHETTE

Wednesday morning bump!

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We ....Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter
Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 7:02 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by amylisai:
Hmm, good question Serenity. Are there any bumbling, shy, uptight, but surprisingly handsome and well-dressed brothers onboard who want to try to fix my crazies?
It's just an object...

Amylisai, Crazy Sister of Destiny

And would he like to be my sweet Baboo?

(just kidding!

)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 8:50 AM