Serenity² - TGIF by PsychicRiver

just for emma (in need of girly chat)

alan, alan, alan

sorry i won't be at the sleepover - but when are you coming to blighty?

i bought a lovely pink floaty top last week - could almost look like a companion in it

can i moan 'bout pmt again!!!

why so blue babe??

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:41 AM

PsychicRiver, whenever you post, England seem to do better at the cricket. Keep it up.

Anyone see the sketch in the Catherine Tate show about a TGI Friday style restaurant? I couldn't agree more about how cringe inducing they are. But let us not talk of such pains, let's have fun stuff. I'm happy because I'm going to a nice housewarming this weekend for someone whose previous four housewarmings I have managed to miss somehow. As you can guess, I owe her a fair few presents. Any suggestions what a 28 year old would want for her new home? (She doesn't watch any sci-fi so the box set is out).

And here's another puzzle for you:

A woman meets a man at her uncle's funeral service and really enjoys talking with him, even feeling sparks of romance. However, she has to attend to a family matter and when she returns, the man is gone. She speaks to everyone there but no-one knew who he was, only that his first name was James. A few days later, the woman murders her sister.

Why?

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:45 AM

Because she hopes that he will be at the next family members funeral??

That seems like the only logical answer to me.

(And, did it work?)

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:46 AM

I've heard that one before...damn if i can remember the answer though

And i'm with you on the pmt, evil evil stuff - chocolate is helping....i'm becoming a chocoholic, any excuse is a good excuse

you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:52 AM

That is the correct answer PsychicRiver.

However... that was not a test of your logic and deduction. That question is part of a standard FBI psychological profiling which tries to find out if you are psychotic. 95% of those who qualify as "psychotic" get that question right almost instantly.

*backs slowly away from Matt*

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:55 AM

*slowly backs out of this thread*

*glad she couldn't remember the answer to this*

you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:56 AM

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
That is the correct answer PsychicRiver.

However... that was not a test of your logic and deduction. That question is part of a standard FBI psychological profiling which tries to find out if you are psychotic. 95% of those who qualify as "psychotic" get that question right almost instantly.

*backs slowly away from Matt*

I know, lol. Thats why I added in the, that seems like the only logical answer.

I'm such a minge-tease.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:59 AM

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Friday, August 5, 2005 1:59 AM

Mwuhuahahahaha!

:EvilPR:

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:04 AM

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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:

I know, lol. Thats why I added in the, that seems like the only logical answer.

I'm such a minge-tease.

I'm laughing my head off, that's brilliant! PsychicRiver, he so crazy!

Although Carol, if Matt offers to bring the meat, I'd be a little wary if it tastes like chicken but doesn't look like any cut of poultry that you've ever seen.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:04 AM

Well at least we're not the only psychotics in here...
PyschicRivers one too...

Simon, be scared if its salty, human flesh is saltier than chicken, erm err, so I've heard...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:12 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
I'm laughing my head off, that's brilliant! PsychicRiver, he so crazy!

Although Carol, if Matt offers to bring the meat, I'd be a little wary if it tastes like chicken but doesn't look like any cut of poultry that you've ever seen.

I'm a real fruitcake.

And ugh, I doubt it. I don't eat a lot of meat, only pepperoni, sausages, and burgers, but only if they've been barbecued.

Oh, and sometimes popcorn chicken.

Sometimes.

And your right Sean, I am now a certified loony. So what if the doctor who certified me is sometimes called Dr. Spankypants...it still counts, right?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:15 AM

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And your right Sean, I am now a certified loony. So what if the doctor who certified me is sometimes called Dr. Spankypants...it still counts, right?

I hear TWG is more qualified to answer that question than me...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:26 AM

oooh, a floaty pink top?

I can't wear pink, or pastels, or yellow. My skin is translucent (really it is)

I am blue because I am poorly but I can't work out if I have a cold or if it is because I am due on my period (just for the boys - the blood gushing phase where your insides tear themselves away and fall out). Looks like we are all on a symbiotic cycle on here.

Have just eaten some imported chocolate, will be back in Blighty on the 13th and leaving on the 15th, after that I don't know

PERIODS!!!!!

Female reclamation of thread required, too many boys, they are taking over...nnoooooo

hmmm naked Nathan...hmmm

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:37 AM

...

Nope, can't think of anything worth saying.

Oh, no yes, has everyone seen that video interview with Summer? It's really good!

And she's female and... uh... articulate.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:

I am blue because I am poorly but I can't work out if I have a cold or if it is because I am due on my period (just for the boys - the blood gushing phase where your insides tear themselves away and fall out). Looks like we are all on a symbiotic cycle on here.

Have just eaten some imported chocolate, will be back in Blighty on the 13th and leaving on the 15th, after that I don't know

and your stomach feels like someones applied a clamp and is continuing tightening and its all a bit icky to be honest

gonna go have me a chocolate lunch

think i'm gonna miss meeting you as i'll be in brum on 13th and 14th - but if you're passing through stop for a wave (or coffee?) you know where i am

i'm generally known as being quite a crap girly you know can't stand reality shows, hair cuts or manicures - but i'll try just to keep the boys down although i'm now more about their psychosis than their maleness :very,very worried emoticon:

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:42 AM

Weaker sex my ass. The stuff your bodies put you through every month would make grown men quite literally cry.

Have plenty of chocolate on me. Just, y'know, not literally. Put it on Nathan and/or Alan instead.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:50 AM

You can't scare me off with talk of women's problems, I'm a doctor.

*admires certificate on his wall attesting that he has a PhD in Spankology and Oeuf a la Creme*

Although the ladies here do seem to need a higher estrogen presence.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:51 AM

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Originally posted by RelFexive:
...

Nope, can't think of anything worth saying.

Oh, no yes, has everyone seen that video interview with Summer? It's really good! And she's female and... uh... articulate.

I just saw it this morning, it is good isnt it? Always good to see Summer!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:52 AM

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Originally posted by SimonWho:
You can't scare me off with talk of women's problems, I'm a doctor.

*admires certificate on his wall attesting that he has a PhD in Spankology and Oeuf a la Creme*

Egg?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:54 AM

Does anybody know if the hotel has sold out of rooms? I booked a room on May 4th and I was getting a weird vibe, so I emailed them to check and they have no record of my reservation.

If they have no rooms and I end up with nowhere to stay, I am going to make some ears bleed at that bloody hotel

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:57 AM

Phoebe! Hi!!

Erm, a while ago, Zol posted and said that rooms had nearly sold out...and, this was a while ago.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Phoebe! Hi!!

Erm, a while ago, Zol posted and said that rooms had nearly sold out...and, this was a while ago.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

YO!

And... *cries* This is not fair. May 4th! May 4th I tell you! Two days after I got back from the first con! And now... I have no room

What am I going to do?

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Friday, August 5, 2005 2:59 AM

I really hope they haven't run out of rooms, cause i havent booked yet, because I'm not sure if my tickets for S2 have even gone through cause I booked them online and heard nothing back yet...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:00 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
...

And she's female and... uh... articulate.

huh?
thats a thing worth a comment?
are most females not articulate?

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:02 AM

Wait? May 4th...? I dont think they sold out by then!!

It can't have!

Why not phone and ask about your reservation?

There are a lot of hotels in the area, if you cant get one at the radisson, you should be able to get a room nearby.

I almost had fun crossing the dual carriageway about ten times a day at Serenity.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:04 AM

No... they had plenty of rooms when I booked. But now they appear to have lost my room.

LMAO! I remember that! Me, you and Nina were such idiots when we were trying to find it... then nearly killed ourselves running across.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:07 AM

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Originally posted by Phoebe:
LMAO! I remember that! Me, you and Nina were such idiots when we were trying to find it... then nearly killed ourselves running across.

Memories!! We phoned up and were like, we're here, where is it? And they were like, turn around, see a big "S"?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:08 AM

Feck,

worry thou not you will always have somewhere to stay (at the risk of getting yelled at by the moralistas) sleeping space is never a problem with friends who care...and browncoats care a lot

PS Becs, I am a crap girly too (I own no make-up at all, zilch) but I was bored with riddles and weird pornography, really as if spanking isn't satisfying enough

BORED NOW, CAN I PLAY WITH PUPPY AND SHOUT A LOT OF CRAP PLEASE?

BORED BORED BORED

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:09 AM

Bless all you girls!

I was just cursing the moon moments ago (it's the new moon today, you know) and then read down the thread and realized I wasn't the only one currently suffering. Wouldn't it be nice if we lived in one of those societies where you'd get to go sit in a tent for a week during your period? We could all hang out together and overdose on chocolate! Well, most of you are getting to do that next week anyway...

Oh well, please pass the chocolate!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Bless all you girls!

I was just cursing the moon moments ago (it's the new moon today, you know) and then read down the thread and realized I wasn't the only one currently suffering. Wouldn't it be nice if we lived in one of those societies where you'd get to go sit in a tent for a week during your period? We could all hang out together and overdose on chocolate! Well, most of you are getting to do that next week anyway...

Oh well, please pass the chocolate!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

that sounds great - and the work mate whose head i just bit off would be most grateful - collective moaning sessions are the best way forward

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:12 AM

i want to go back to bed

i shall have more chocolate, *passes some to serenity*

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:13 AM

c'mon the girls - thats four moany female posts in a row!!! - we can take over

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:14 AM

*passes yet more chocolate to Becs*

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:15 AM

6 now (maybe 7 with this one)

YEY, GIRL POWER!

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:16 AM

think i'm gonna

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:16 AM

Can you believe this? I'm completely out of chocolate! I'm left with smarties (ew) and caramels. I ate the remaining m&ms yesterday. And I can't leave and go buy some because I'm the only one here.

*pops another caramel*

We are taking over this thread, aren't we?
Poor guys.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:17 AM

Becs, YEUCH

only one cure for that - more chocolate!

Serenity, what is wrong with smarties? I am shocked anyone would not love them. Ah well, I am thinking of you eating a creme egg, maybe my thoughts will affect your taste buds?

HUGS!
extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:23 AM

nobody but me has posted in 5 minutes...this is too long, i have to go and do some work *cries pathetically whilst feeling pathetic*

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:30 AM

Emma, thanks for the creme egg thoughts!

Cry not! It'll be okay in a few days.

Why oh why did I wear my cute skinny jeans today? Honestly, what WAS I thinking? I should have worn my cute and slightly baggy jeans. I'm seriously thinking of going home and changing.

I have a heating pad for my back, which I pulled earlier this week and is quite painful. I've now moved the heating pad from back to front.

If I run home and change, I'm stoping at the convenience store for chocolate.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:30 AM

Carefull, I may have to send my crack squad of monkey nijas into retake the thread...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:35 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
Memories!! We phoned up and were like, we're here, where is it? And they were like, turn around, see a big "S"?

*dies laughing* And we turned around and there it was, right in front of our eyes. That was good enough to be in a movie, I swear.

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:
Feck,

worry thou not you will always have somewhere to stay (at the risk of getting yelled at by the moralistas) sleeping space is never a problem with friends who care...and browncoats care a lot

PS Becs, I am a crap girly too (I own no make-up at all, zilch) but I was bored with riddles and weird pornography, really as if spanking isn't satisfying enough

BORED NOW, CAN I PLAY WITH PUPPY AND SHOUT A LOT OF CRAP PLEASE?

BORED BORED BORED

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

Awwww! You's all such sweethearts.

Ooooh. Girly moans? Can I join in? Oh, wait... I'm already moaning. LOL.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Phoebe:
And... *cries* This is not fair. May 4th! May 4th I tell you! Two days after I got back from the first con! And now... I have no room What am I going to do?

Have you gone here?

https://www.radissonedwardian.com/adjustment/secure/currentRes.do

I entered my name, date of arrival and confirmation number and all my details were there.

ADDED: Of course, this assumes you mean the Radisson...

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by becsthebeast:
Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
...

And she's female and... uh... articulate.

huh?
thats a thing worth a comment?
are most females not articulate?

Not at all. Or rather, yes.

Umm... Insert the correct/good answer as appropriate. I always say good things about everyone. Except those I don't.

It was just that in light of all the girly painfulness going on, I didn't want to make too much of a "not-naked and articulate" comment.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Carefull, I may have to send my crack squad of monkey nijas into retake the thread...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Only if they bring chocolate!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:46 AM

I'm moaning because my foreskin stings.

Aha! Yeah, take that girlies!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
Quote:
Originally posted by Phoebe:
And... *cries* This is not fair. May 4th! May 4th I tell you! Two days after I got back from the first con! And now... I have no room What am I going to do?

Have you gone here?

https://www.radissonedwardian.com/adjustment/secure/currentRes.do

I entered my name, date of arrival and confirmation number and all my details were there.

ADDED: Of course, this assumes you mean the Radisson...

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

OMG! I LOVE YOU! I'm there :O Panic over...

What does this mean? "Reservation is guaranteed to CA"

ETA... Actually... I think the hotel just made me the reservation this morning because I complained. Because the reservation is listed as modified/made today...

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:53 AM