Serenity² - TGIF by PsychicRiver

Not for me it isn't, I don't even know if I got S2 tickets...
*sniff*

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 3:58 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Carefull, I may have to send my crack squad of monkey nijas into retake the thread...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Only if they bring chocolate!

If they don't, I'll send round the... uh... chocolate ninjas. Who aren't made of chocolate. And even if they were, they would leave their gifts of smoooooth tasty chocolate so subtly you'd never see them to try for a nibble anyway.

Even if they do all look like Alan....

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:00 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Not for me it isn't, I don't even know if I got S2 tickets...
*sniff*

I'm sure you will have, they havent sold out yet...confirmation is always slow.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:01 AM

PHOEBE

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Not for me it isn't, I don't even know if I got S2 tickets...
*sniff*

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Has anyone heard back about their S2 tickets yet? Until other people have, I wouldn't worry.

Of course, if people have heard, and since I was 81 or something like that... I'm gonna panic.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:09 AM

That makes me feel better

So I better go off and book room then...
My car not comfortable for the sleeping...
Not particularly good for the washing or the bathroom facillities either...
Its more kind of a one star really.

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:15 AM

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Originally posted by RelFexive:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Carefull, I may have to send my crack squad of monkey nijas into retake the thread...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Only if they bring chocolate!

If they don't, I'll send round the... uh... chocolate ninjas. Who aren't made of chocolate. And even if they were, they would leave their gifts of smoooooth tasty chocolate so subtly you'd never see them to try for a nibble anyway.

Even if they do all look like Alan....

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

Ohh, I like the idea of chocolate ninjas! Send them my way! And tell them I really like dark chocolate.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:28 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by RelFexive:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Carefull, I may have to send my crack squad of monkey nijas into retake the thread...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Only if they bring chocolate!

If they don't, I'll send round the... uh... chocolate ninjas. Who aren't made of chocolate. And even if they were, they would leave their gifts of smoooooth tasty chocolate so subtly you'd never see them to try for a nibble anyway.

Even if they do all look like Alan....

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

Ohh, I like the idea of chocolate ninjas! Send them my way! And tell them I really like dark chocolate.

I'll see what I can do...

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:35 AM

Thank you!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:56 AM

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I'm moaning because my foreskin stings.

Aha! Yeah, take that girlies!

PsychicRiver

mwahahahaha, this is going to amuse me, and my comrades I hope. An ex-boyfriend of mine was always very worried about his foreskin because with one of his previous girlies they finished shagging and there was blood everywhere. It was the wrong sort of blood for periods though so there was some panicking, then the pain kicked in (I believe, obviously I don't actually know). He ripped his foreskin during intercourse. I tried very hard not to laugh when he told me, and still laugh now... tehehehee, I am a bad person

Also, I have some very intriguing friends and there was one chap who, having pierced his own tongue and goodness only knows what else, considered splitting his member. It is officially called 'subincision' and can be done in many ways, through the shaft, down the shaft, all sorts. I don't think he did it though but I haven't seen him in a couple of years and it is impolite to ask over email.

Life is full of fascinating people

How are you now boys?

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 4:59 AM

I feel weak... thanks...
Bored at work so I'm going to post more jokes.

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:06 AM

BECSTHEBEAST

emma all i can say is eewwwww (you know how those americans say it) and i'm trying not to figure out if i know any of these people otherwise i might start laughing next time they're making some serious political point!

thankyou for making me glad to be woman!!!!

heh heh simon thats funny!

i think i broke the thread it said this Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005'

[Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][SQL Server]Transaction (Process ID 54) was deadlocked on lock resources with another process and has been chosen as the deadlock victim. Rerun the transaction.

/thread.asp, line 550

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:10 AM

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:16 AM

You haven't broken the thread...
Its someone elses fault...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:19 AM

I like the first joke about the lawyer but the second one is sad, I am too sad to think about that *sad face*

Instead, here is a link to body-modification for curious persons: http://spc.bodymodification.com/
(Not suitable for work environments)

Becs, the second guy you may know...I am not sure, he is quite 'extreme' on the fuzzy edge between full-time campaigner and part-time radical (read aggressive) revolutionary. The last time I saw him he was also a speed-freak and could only eat wafer thin ham. People are interesting!

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Moooooo

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:21 AM

ugggggh

i thought to myself,

carol go get some sleep, you will feel better for it

no no i really dont, in fact i feel worse

meh

and has anyone noticed the lack of keelys essay

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:25 AM

keely has run away, poor keely

i am tired and want to go to bad but that would be bad for the same reason you feel ugggghhh

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:27 AM

It's nice to know (well, it's not, but stick with me here) that painful things can happen to anyone, isn't it?

Good jokes.

Here are my two favourite jokes:

What's got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:29 AM

I think she is secretly hoping if she avoids, we will forget

she dosnt knows us lot very well does she

i went to the docs and he told me i have a virus, and need to chill out a bit, cause im suffering from stress. he told me, like so many people have, that i need to take a break. but meh, chance would be a fine thing

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:29 AM

oooh, the stick joke

it is almost as good as my favouritist joke in the whole wide world...unfortunately it involves actions so you will only see it at S2.

I am soooo excited, when are we going to have the chocolate tasting?

Oh, and Becs, have you decided to come yet?

*falls over in shock* I just moved us back on topic..sorry

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:34 AM

BECSTHEBEAST

Quote:
Originally posted by Emma:

Oh, and Becs, have you decided to come yet?

*falls over in shock* I just moved us back on topic..sorry

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

oh i can't cope with relevant questions on a friday afternoon - still 2 and 1/2 hours at work - although you are all helping

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:41 AM

Love your stick joke, Rel!

I have one. It was first told to me by a cousin, who was about 2 at the time. And this is how it went:

Her: Want to hear a dirty joke?
Me: *gasp in horror and shock*
Her: a pig fell in the mud.

Emma-can I ask where you are? You aren't in England are you?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:45 AM

The stick joke is quality entertainment. And not actually mine, but I'll certainly take the credit for it!

I wish the dog joke was mine though. I love it.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:47 AM

ive got a joke

my ex husband

biggest joke ive ever seen

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:49 AM

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Originally posted by becsthebeast:
emma all i can say is eewwwww (you know how those americans say it)

So, if Americans say eeeewwwwww, what do Brits say?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:51 AM

BECSTHEBEAST

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
ive got a joke

my ex husband

biggest joke ive ever seen

hey carol - you gotta join our gang - you can see above its been a day of female angst

CMS - s'pose we'd say yuck which doesn;t quite convey the same i don't think

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:56 AM

oh im all with the angst

Im not on my period though, that just ended.
im just poorly is all

im also out of chocolate

but i tihnk tonight im gonna curl up on the sofa, get phantom of the opera off box office, and sing like im an opera singer along with it

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Friday, August 5, 2005 5:59 AM

That sounds like fun, Carol. If I was at home, I'd want to join you.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:03 AM

there is nothing like pretending your an opera singer to cheer you up

despite many many years of singing lessons as a child/teenager

i only ever acheived the alto banging out a tune thing.

soprano, although doable, was never my thing

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:04 AM

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Emma-can I ask where you are? You aren't in England are you?

Hi Serenity, nope, I'm in the Netherlands (a place called Utrecht). I am very English though, just living in a different place. I moved here last September to study and will be here for another 3 or 4 years, I think. Why do you ask?

oooh, my man is coming home soon i can show him the dodgy body-modification website until he makes me dinner *wicked chuckle*

*screams in frustration and mild boredom at the mediocrity of life*

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:08 AM

SIMONWHO

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

So, if Americans say eeeewwwwww, what do Brits say?

We say nothing, we just repress, repress, repress. It's for the best really. *eye twitches*

Hey Carol, I just love it when doctors make totally sweeping statements that are never going to happen, particularly things like telling single parents of two children to take it easy for a week or so.

Bah. I was looking forward to an evening of vegetation when someone I don't particularly like and who doesn't particularly like me (as far as I know) invites me to a barbecue with her parents. She caught me on the phone was I was trying to get not one but two housewarming presents for someone who has no material needs whatsoever which totally destroyed my excuse generating facility and so now I have to go eat lots of burnt meat.

Bah.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:11 AM

I'm a soprano and back when I did alot of singing, I could actually hit those high notes. Now..not so much. Though I can still get up to a high bflat on a good day. I have a friend who really IS an opera singer and we saw POTO in the theater together and the whole rest of the evening we would sporatically burst into song. Drove everyone around us nuts. Fun and fun.

What I really really want to do is lie down and take a nap. I keep moving the heating pad from front to back depending on what's hurting the most at the moment. The caramels just aren't cutting it and it's nearly impossible to get any real work done.

AND, while I'm ranting: I had to take my gorram VCR apart last night..AGAIN..because it ate another tape. Only this time it ate the tape I'd recorded Firefly on!! Now, that's not the end of the world, I own the DVDs, but the tape has the trailer on it and I wanted to tape all the episodes on SciFi because they're going to be showing behind-the-scenes and "making of" stuff during the eps. I think the tape can be salvaged. I'm jsut very annoyed at my VCR and I don't want to have to pay for a new one.

Okay, rant over.
When do we start with the alcohol?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:18 AM

Dr SpankyPants

I agree, easy for docs to say take a break, not so easy to do

CMS

I love randomnly singing songs i cant...most songs i can sing, but thats just no fun

also

have some hugs

in fact group hugs all round. just dont catch my virus

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:21 AM

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Originally posted by Emma:
Quote:
Emma-can I ask where you are? You aren't in England are you?

Hi Serenity, nope, I'm in the Netherlands (a place called Utrecht). I am very English though, just living in a different place. I moved here last September to study and will be here for another 3 or 4 years, I think. Why do you ask?

Just curious. You were whining about missing Britishy things, is all. But don't feel so bad. I live in a very small town where I can't even get decent American things like bookstores and starbucks and old navy, much less stuff like coveted british candies and ingredients to make a decent curry. Though we do have a "british" teashop in town manned usually by bored teenages. But you can buy looseleaf teas there.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:24 AM

*hands CallMeSerenity the key to the minibar*

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:25 AM

PHOEBE

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
I'm a soprano and back when I did alot of singing, I could actually hit those high notes. Now..not so much. Though I can still get up to a high bflat on a good day. I have a friend who really IS an opera singer and we saw POTO in the theater together and the whole rest of the evening we would sporatically burst into song. Drove everyone around us nuts. Fun and fun.

What I really really want to do is lie down and take a nap. I keep moving the heating pad from front to back depending on what's hurting the most at the moment. The caramels just aren't cutting it and it's nearly impossible to get any real work done.

AND, while I'm ranting: I had to take my gorram VCR apart last night..AGAIN..because it ate another tape. Only this time it ate the tape I'd recorded Firefly on!! Now, that's not the end of the world, I own the DVDs, but the tape has the trailer on it and I wanted to tape all the episodes on SciFi because they're going to be showing behind-the-scenes and "making of" stuff during the eps. I think the tape can be salvaged. I'm jsut very annoyed at my VCR and I don't want to have to pay for a new one.

Okay, rant over.
When do we start with the alcohol?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I tell you what we do with the alcohol. We take it. And pour it all over the VCR. And burn it. Because no VCR should ever, EVER be so evil.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:29 AM

For Carol:

In sleep he sang to me
In dreams he came
The voice that calls to me
and speaks my name
And do I dream again
For now I find
The Phantom of the Opera is here inside my mind

BTW, I play flute (no american pie jokes now, never saw the movies. Ick) and have had to play Phantom so many many times that I can play the entire thing by heart. Tis sad, but true. Also, for some reason, conductrs think it's great to have the Meg scream before the reprise of the Phantom theme (when the hung body drops on stage) and I usually get picked to do the scream because I have a great one. Very horror film-y.

Citizen-thank you thank you. I'm feeling like rum today, anyone with me?

Phoebe-Thanks, I'd love to burn the VCR (it is evil) but let's wait till I get a new one before we torch it.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:33 AM

I used to work in a pub, Rum reminds me of the mad old 'sea dogs' from the merchant navy home up the road, there was one guy who had a cane with a Rum bottle built into it, and he talked AT me, constantly, never ending, I wouldn't mind but I could barely understand his requests for more Rum, let alone anything else...
*shudder*

I've got a good recipe for a Screaming Orgasm tho...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:35 AM

Sing once again with me
our strange duet
My power over you
grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me,
to glance behind,
the Phantom of the Opera is there -
inside your mind

ask keely she will tell you, all i do is sing show tunes

sad yet true, im an old drama school girl (guildhall i thank you very much) being on stage was like breatheing to me, i loved doing tv and films, but stage was home

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:39 AM

Me too SP,

I was in West Side Story in High School (Graziella) and Carousel but I hated that musical. Yet somehow, every summer I catch myself humming "June is Busting out All Over"

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:42 AM

Oh, and:

Those who have seen your face
Draw back in fear
I am the mask you wear

(your go)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:43 AM

i remember once in high school (we called it senior school) i was told i couldnt take part in school productions because it made the others feel terrible because they hadnt had my training!!

I left at 15 and went on to guildhall, and i still kept going to my youth theatre, The Pump House

Tell you whats a bugger, I had a prospectus for Juilliard, but was convinced i wasnt good enough for it.....Alan went to juilliard, gutted!!

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:44 AM

It's me they hear . . .

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:45 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I imagine our barbecues are a bit different than yours are. What do you think CMS? I love barbecues. Lots of meat to eat. And sometimes there's yummy refreshing tabouli. And lots of grilled veggies...mmmm in husk corn on the cob and barbecue. If i had to go to a barbecue with someone I didn't particularly like, I'd just eat and eat and eat...then lick my fingers and eat some more.

btw that Andrew guy never showed up. I'm kinda worried. I have no way to contact him and he has no way to contact me. So, I don’t know what to do.

Dr. SpankyPants Thanks for the spare duds.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:48 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
I've got a good recipe for a Screaming Orgasm tho...

Do ya now?

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:49 AM

SPIRITGAL

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=11769

random initiation crapness is done

you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 6:57 AM

TWG: I've never been to a BBBQ (British BBQ) so I couldn't say, but you're probably right. American ones seem to be a bunch of guys standing around a grill charring lots and lots of dead things and drinking beer, women siting around gossipping and drinking beer and kids running around screaming (and hopefully not drinking beer). I'm not so overly fond of BBQs, myself, being a vegetarian. But I do like a nice grilled gardenburger. And I'm always up for corn on the cobb, potato salad, macaroni salad, tabouli salad...any kind of salad really. I'm usually the one who brings the tabouli and my homemade hummus and if they're really lucky, my homemade pita bread to eat it with. Mmmmm.

Sorry this Andrew guy never showed up. That stinks! I'm not fond of unreliable people in general. They stress me out.

Carol:

My spirit and your voice
In one combined
The Phantom of the Opera is here
Inside my mind

Citizen: I'm thinking more rum and coke or rum on chocolate ice cream.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 7:02 AM

Woo! Another successful initiation!!

I'm heading out soon. Going to have a really excellent half-pound, two burger cheeseburger with fries. They cook the burgers while you wait and they taste yummy.

And I've just made myself even more hungry than ever. Doh.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Friday, August 5, 2005 7:05 AM

TWG-did you have to do an initiation? What was it?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 5, 2005 7:05 AM