Serenity² - Cake or Death by SimonWho

Chicken please

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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Friday, August 5, 2005 10:54 PM

death!!

please

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Carol
Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:06 PM

How about a compramise?
Cyanide cake with Arsenic frosting...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:10 PM

Did you hear me? I'm still awake! Just for you lot.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:13 PM

I've just woken up

You made it YAY!
Wouldnt do it too often tho...
My flat mate at uni stayed up for five days straight, and then started talking to the settee

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:16 PM

so i should not be talking to the sofa?

he's real friendly

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:28 PM

Well if the sofas friendly, ours was old and bitter...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:34 PM

SIMONWHO

What time is it with you twg? It's 10:30 here so you must be at least late o'clock.

And now, let's go shopping in London. Woooooo!

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:36 PM

hey all

up disgustingly early for a plumber that may now not come til monday

however, i did get my serenity comics this morning

ummmm....cake, or death!? OMG i don't do decisions

you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:36 PM

4:30

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:43 PM

BECSTHEBEAST

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
4:30

woahh - was it worth the wait to chat with us in our sleepy saturday morning phase

btw thanks everyone for making my grumpy day better - i was eventually persuaded to the pub for much imbibing of gin to cheer my spirits and managed a second pub evening with no fags - although almost everyone else was smoking so all i had to do was inhale a little bit deeply at times - or though one of my smoking friends asked me 'don't you want a cigarette' - of course i wanted a f***ing cigarette !!!!!!

anyway all is calm now

smile pretty and watch your back

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:48 PM

gin tastes like Christmas trees.

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:50 PM

SIMONWHO

Then go to sleep or you'll be Miss Crankypants for the next few days. Sleep is good, have some nice dreams. Mmmm, sleep.

No, wait, must go shopping. And for those who don't recognise the reference...

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But you can't do that in Church of England, you can't say, "You must have tea and cake with the Vicar, or you die!" You can't have extreme points of view, you know. The Spanish Inquisition wouldn't have worked with Church of England.

"Talk! Will you talk!"

"But it hurts!"

"Well, loosen it up a bit, will you? Fine..."

‘Cause that's what it would be. "Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death? Tea and cake or death!" Students with beards, ( mimes demonstrating with picket signs ) "Tea and cake or death! Tea and cake or death! Little Red Cookbook! Little Red Cookbook!" ‘Cause, "Cake or death?" That's a pretty easy question. Anyone could answer that.

"Cake or death?"

"Eh, cake please."

"Very well! Give him cake!"

"Oh, thanks very much. It's very nice."

"You! Cake or death?"

“Uh, cake for me, too, please."

"Very well! Give him cake, too! We're gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?"

"Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry..."

"You said death first, uh-uh, death first!"

"Well, I meant cake!"

"Oh, all right. You're lucky I'm Church of England!" Cake or death?"

"Uh, cake please."

"Well, we're out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn't expect such a rush. So what do you want?"

"Well, so my choice is 'or death’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.

“Taste of human, sir. Would you like a white wine? There you go, thank you very much.”

“ Thank you for flying Church of England, cake or death?"

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Friday, August 5, 2005 11:56 PM

Right with you, trying to give up cigs too, it sucks...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 12:40 AM

spank me silly and call me a turnip

i just realised its saturday. doh!!!

everytime I turn my head its like that odd feeling of head turns, rest of me come 10 seconds later

i think im poorly sick

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Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 1:14 AM

*spank*
you turnip! Do'h

you poorly ill...that not good - you need to get well for the shindig your hosting

you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 1:24 AM

EMMA

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She's actually my type (red head, slightly kooky, the occasional tattoo and piercing, intelligent, literate)

oooh, thats me! Except for the tattoos and piercings. I want a tattoo (well several actually) but they are all in silly places for women. I have seen several very cool and large ones that turn the pubic hair into part of the picture but if I have have children - yeuch, not pleasant. I have also wanted a spiders web with a big hairy spider on my left breast for as long as I can remember but again the breast problem. Maybe I should just be boring and get a dragon on my shoulder with the tail wrapping around the top of my arm? What do people think?

Cake, definitely...mmmmmmmm...or even better, homemade banoffee pie. I make an excellent banoffee pie.

I am going in search of Serenity comics now, I have 5 games/comics/cult shops within 5 minutes walk so fingers crossed, wish me luck.

extremely dimensionally transcendental
Temporarily amended to read...ALAN

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 2:05 AM

still awake!

The sofa stopped talking, luckily this mug is right friendly.

i want a dragon.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 2:33 AM

shiny

going to bed

ALAN!!!

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Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 4:13 AM

*hands TWG a dragon*
Just remember, don't feed him after midnight or he'll turn into a puppy...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 5:15 AM

ooh im feeling much more alert now

anti biotics must be kicking in

huzzah!!

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Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 5:36 AM

RELFEXIVE

Cake. Definitely cake.

Once again, cool stuff happens when I'm not here. Bah.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 5:45 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Chocolate cake. With ganache and a mocha creme filling.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 9:08 AM

RELFEXIVE

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!

I am about to have some pizza. Yay!

...

I guess everyone else must be out enjoying the summer sun, or some such thing.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:00 AM

I was enjoying the summer sun, then I wasn't then I had some chinese, then I fell asleep, then I wrote this...
Enjoy your pizza... what is it?

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:05 AM

summer sun?!?! today?!?

think i blinked

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:08 AM

It was there! It was it was it was, I had to go shopping because, erm, I don't have any cloths left that either:
A: fit me
or
B: Are in one peice
The sun was out, then I went to a supermarket...
I don't like supermarkets...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:12 AM

CALLMESERENITY

I went to the supermarket also. It rained for a bit. But before I went to the supermarket, I went to the mall looking for a ruffly dress and ended up buying a chinese shirt at the chinese shop where the really cute guy works (also chinese). It's very shiny (and I mean that two ways). It will go well with my chinese sandals and my umbrella (alak, no swirls) and with my hair up in chopsticks.

I want pizza now, thanks Rel!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:17 AM

spooky

i went to supermarket too - wonder if that was when the summer sun appeared

they are always full of people too...why do they always get in my way!?

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:20 AM

ooohhhh. we are a spooky bunch.

I'm just home to change and go to the supermarket.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:20 AM

RELFEXIVE

It was a veeery nice pizza, thanks. Pepperoni. Yum.

Just watched 'Our Mrs Reynolds'. Funny as hell. Especially the drugged Inara....

INARA: (groggily) Then I fell. My head got hurt like Wash.

MAL: I don't get any of this.

INARA: (groggily) I only fell, is all.

INARA: That's not all she knows. She's well-schooled.

SIMON: What do you mean, the sedative? The "good night kiss"?

INARA: Well, I only hit my head, but Mal went through that.

And who can forget the end?

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:23 AM

i thought about watching that epi earlier....but Angel won over Firefly

i did get a christian fix

mebbe tomorrow...i'll get an adam/alan/nathan/sean fix ooooh i like that for a sunday

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:31 AM

RARELYEARLEY

Me too! Me too!
Went to a supermarket in Yeading and spent an inordinate and unexplainable amount of money on alcohol that I neither like nor need.

Meet the strangest people in supermarkets.

Wonder where they spend the rest of their time?

You can't take my Amarulla Cream from me.
Second thoughts, go ahead.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:34 AM

*stops rocking back and forth whispering something about supermarkets*
I might haqve a party to go to tonight, but it might be tommorrow, I'm not sure...
I'm planning on watching donnie darko first tho, so no one tell me what happens

.

But now I'm thinking about watching FireFly...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:36 AM

cant make up my mind about donny darko....it seems a bit weird and dark

on the plus side Jake Gyllenhaul

supermarkets are evil, i always spend more than i intend to just coz i wander down isles...

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:43 AM

CALLMESERENITY

At my supermarket, I first ran into someone I knew from church, so I had to chat for a few minutes. And then I walked by this woman who had all this nummy stuff in her cart; mozzarella (not the stupid shredded kind, the good stuff) and the expensive olive oil and fresh pasta and all the ingredients for a first class italian dinner. I asked her if I could come over to her house for dinner. She just laughed and walked away. If I knew where she lived....

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:49 AM

I see your Jake Gyllenhaal and raise you a Maggie Gyllenhaal

You are quite right, supermarkets are evil, we must destroy them.
I may send in the Monkey Ninjas...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 10:59 AM

eeevening ladies, gents and otherwise

hows my shiny bunch of nutters tonight

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Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:00 AM

i see your maggie (and see you corrected the spelling

) and raise you a colin farrell

i think the ninja monkeys are def called for

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:06 AM

I see your colin farrell and raise you a Jennifer Garner...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:09 AM

hey dudette

we got shindig in a week

shiny

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:10 AM

oooh i see your jennifer Garner and raise you a ben affleck mmmmmm

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:10 AM

I ignore your Jennifer Garner and raise you a SimonWho.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:12 AM

I see your Dr SpankyPants and raise you an Alan Tudyk

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Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:14 AM

i gotta raise your alan tudyk to nathan fillion...

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
if i wasn't married i'd take you in a big manly fashion.
Because i'm pretty? Yup because you're pretty.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:15 AM

I spit on your fillion, and give you a david boreanaz

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Carol
Pirate Steve defines the word cool.....

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:16 AM

I see your Ben Aflex and raise Halle Berry...
TWG I see your SimonWho and raise you a you...
Ha get outta that one

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Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:17 AM

I see the me and raise you a Carol.

I mean that kiss! Wow!

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Saturday, August 6, 2005 11:18 AM