CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #38 - Can't stop THIS signal! by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #38 - Can't stop THIS signal!

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UPDATED: Tuesday, August 23, 2005 01:59
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 5:56 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Oooh! My pee goo hurts after seeing this week's winner! Direct from an upright sort of Citizen (and you'd be upright too if you sat on a toy dinosaur!), here is the winning entry!

and now, sent to us straight from the trailer...

MAL: Ai ya! We are gonna need a bigger fan than this after the one Jayne just cracked off!
JAYNE: Ain't my fault, Mal. It's them eggs the Mudders fed me!

Okay, aim to misbehave people!

edit: Oh, and by they way, this CT will probably go on a little longer 'cause I am moving.
Off the edge. Found me a new place in the middle. :) And CunningOrangeToque gets an Honorable Mention for the longwinded, yet hi-larious Spaceballs crossover! I loved it! Hey, remember! This week's (week plus') winner will get a small prize from the TCM collection on Cafe' Press!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 6:22 PM

SUNYATSEN

Mal: Talk to the hand.
(Note, this is much funnier if done a la Schwarzenegger from T3)

Mal: Okay, looks like the coast is ... Jayne, gorramit. Save it for your bunk!

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
We applied the cortical electrodes but were unable to get a neural reaction from either patient!

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 8:08 PM

THEREALME

More than a little drunk, Mal attempts to use the Force to bring his pistol to him.

The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 9:50 PM

WHITEFALL

Mal: Huh.
Jayne: I'll be in my bunk.

I survived a day in Whitefall and all I got was this lousy signature!

Terrifying Space Monkey of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 9:50 PM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal, entranced by Inara, doesn't notice Jayne's longing look...

OR

Mal: Don't you think this cocktail umbrella is a mite large?

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005 10:59 PM

CITIZEN

I'd like to thank my mom and dad, all my friends and...
uh, oh yeah, right, shut up...

Mal: And the exits are here, here, here and here...
Any further questions please direct them to the shaven ape behind me...

or

On second thoughts Jayne might have been right about not peeping around the doctors curtain...

Or

Mal turned quite green when he saw what Kayhlee really wanted the compressor coil for...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 12:06 AM

SIMONWHO

That bastard Nathan Fillion shoves another fan out of his way.

I kid, I kid! Nathan loves us all and we love him back.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 12:26 AM

AMYGDALA

As useful a method of disguise as a large chinese fan was, the Captain found himself thinking longingly of his pretty floral bonnet.

----
"She was naked, and all ... articulate."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 12:30 AM

DROPPYMCCOOL

We'll be here all week folks. Try the veal.

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 2:26 AM

RYCE

Mal (a la Obi-Wan): This is not the table you are looking for.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 2:53 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

MAL: Jayne, is that River kickin' the go se out of those guys?

JAYNE: Uh, yeah Mal.

MAL: Any reason as to why she's doin' that?

JAYNE: Ah, no Mal. But is there a bunk around here I can use?

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 3:07 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Mal: I got a question... are you sure Dragon*Con is only 22 days away?
Jayne: *perks up* How am I going to finish my Inara costume in time

Keep shiny!

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 3:39 AM

SHINY

MAL: Live long and prosp --

JAYNE: Them pointy-ears don't look to happy; you sure you're doin' that right?

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:27 AM

STARRBABY

Mal: I don't understand why you don't like her, Jayne. She's got huuuuuge . . . .tracts of land.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:36 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Oh, that is just wrroooonnnggg. ew.

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Mal turned quite green when he saw what Kayhlee really wanted the compressor coil for...

Loved yours Simon!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:39 AM

CITIZEN

She's using it too beat small animals...
Why what did you think it meant?

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:45 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

i think we all know what I thought

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:55 AM

CITIZEN

Oh now thats just disgusting, and such thoughts never even thought about crossing my innocent little mind...!

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 5:36 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Mal: (Waves hand slowly): "Well Helloooo Crabbby."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 5:42 AM

CLIOMUSE

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
That bastard Nathan Fillion shoves another fan out of his way.

You owe me a keyboard!

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 5:52 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by droppymccool:
We'll be here all week folks. Try the veal.

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

For some reason I just ADORE this one!!

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 5:56 AM

SSJ4BLACKBELT

Jayne: "Is that Han Solo and Chewbacca over there giving us them nasty looks?"

Mal: "Yeah, let's go kick there asses."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 7:40 AM

SHINY

Mal: Nice kick, Riv! Er...High five?

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 10:08 AM

STILLSHINY

Jayne: So how do you plan on getting the girls out of here?

Mal: Trust me, I saw this on the cortex once. It was a special on holidays on Earth that was.

Jayne: Ok what do I do?

Mal: Just follow my lead & try to look endearing.

Mal: (in sweet falsetto singing voice) "Sisters...Sisters...There were never such devoted sisters...."

"We had ties that could not be broken, except by the passing of time. Like a rock. A broken time rock. And you're very special to me, my broken time rock people." - Nathan Fillion

Stillshiny's Shop - I'm thinkin we rose again

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 12:25 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal: Right this way, people! See the Missing Link, live and in person! Trapped between the worlds of Man and Space Monkey, it will chill your bones and harrow, yes, your very soul. Only two bits a gander.

Jayne:(monkey noises)

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 12:54 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

JAYNE: Gorramit, Mal, you're in the way. I can't see the stripper.

MAL: Well, that's what you get for sittin' at the back of the table.

JAYNE: Hey, it's got the best blockage since there ain't no bunks around.

MAL: *sighs* Jayne, you best not be doin' what I think you are or I swear by my...my...I swear I'll end you.

JAYNE: *chuckles*

-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Thursday, August 11, 2005 4:27 PM

DRAGONWINE

Mal: Did I just hear someone say Serenity comics for sale at 10 times cover price?
Jayne: Uh oh!
Mal: Where's my gorram gun!?

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, August 12, 2005 10:00 AM

DOYOUFLIP

Uh, server? Yes, my friend over here needs to have a brontosaurus extracted.

OR

Mal: "Yoo-hoo! Over here sweetie!"
Jayne: "Psst, Mal. You forgot your pretty floral bonnet"

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Friday, August 12, 2005 10:18 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I think StillShiny should get a special nod for White Christmas!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Friday, August 12, 2005 10:37 AM

STILLSHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I think StillShiny should get a special nod for White Christmas!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
---
"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

Yes, you got it! I didn't care about anything else as long as TWG got it.

Ok, I'm all manner of happy now!

"We had ties that could not be broken, except by the passing of time. Like a rock. A broken time rock. And you're very special to me, my broken time rock people." - Nathan Fillion

Stillshiny's Shop - I'm thinkin we rose again

http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=4728

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Friday, August 12, 2005 6:34 PM

METAGROG

*Jayne watches in awe as Mal demonstrates the power of the Browncoat Bitchslap*

Given sufficent thrust, pigs fly just fine.

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Friday, August 12, 2005 8:58 PM

DROPPYMCCOOL

After seeing Duece Bigelow 2, Mal steals one of TJ's lines:
Feel my pimp hand!

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 7:36 AM

FIXEDBYFAITH

Quote:
Originally posted by dragonwine:
Mal: Did I just hear someone say Serenity comics for sale at 10 times cover price?
Jayne: Uh oh!
Mal: Where's my gorram gun!?

now THAT is funny!!

No, it's shiny! I like to meet new people; they've all got stories.

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 7:49 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

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MAL: “Jayne, do you see that bald guy sitting over there? He look familiar to you? I swear he’s been in every bar we’ve frequented since we set foot on this rock…”

JAYNE: (Thinking) “What day is it?!”

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 1:40 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by Shiny:
MAL: Live long and prosp --

JAYNE: Them pointy-ears don't look to happy; you sure you're doin' that right?

I love this one!

"Man has an evil side, Pinky." -Brain
"Front or back?" -Pinky

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 2:44 PM

BARCLAY

Jayne: So that's what Zoe looks like nekkid.
Mal: Huh. Never thought Wash would agree to that part of the plan...

or (since crossovers are all the rage)

Jayne: What are those rutting midgets doing dancing on the table?
Mal: Jayne, they're Hobbits. And they're drunk.

"You are on the Global Frequency."
http://www.frequencysite.com
http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 6:29 PM

WORKEROFEVIL

White Christmas reference! Awesome!

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 8:48 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

NATHAN:"Is the camera on? No? So i can do this? HAHAHA! What if i do this....

ADAM:"No Nathan! Not here! Not ever!"

OR

NATHAN(to cameraman):"You awake? Hellooooo..."

OR

MAL:"Umm, hullo Stacy...."

JAYNE:"DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT!Evil hose beast...."

OR

NATHAN:"I don't care how good i look in these tightpants, but the action scene is over there!"

OR

JAYNE:"Cut it out Cap'n, Inara ain't gonna wanna talk with you with that sly fan you got there."

OR

MAL:"Gorammit! Why isn't she looking over here! I'm waving and everything!"

JAYNE:"Maybe it's the hair."

INARA(os):"Yup.Definately the hair."

MAL:"What's wrong with my hair?"

/\/\/\/\/\

More to come!EXCELLENT!

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
www.livejournal.com/users/the_zeppo01

Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Saturday, August 13, 2005 10:23 PM

KMS

Quote:

Booming Voice (OS): Please, just ignore the man behind the fan!
Mal: That’s the Wizard? Doc?
Jayne: Mal what’s Simon doing with that microphone?

Or

Mal: Evil Hand! Evil Hand! Beware the Evil Hand!
Lindsey (from Angel): Hey! That’s my line!

KMS
‘We’re not obsessed, we’re focused.”

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 12:10 AM

AMYGDALA

Jayne's learned monologue on politics and human rights had been one clue, but it took pushing back the fan and seeing Inara and Saffron half-naked and intertwined to make Mal realise that he was indeed dreaming.

OR:

River adding juggling geese to her repertoire of talents wasn't particularly surprising by this point, but it did make for strangely compelling viewing.

----
"She was naked, and all ... articulate."

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 5:16 AM

THEREAVER

Mal was shocked to discover that despite his excellent position in hide and seek, he'd still been found.

OR

Nathan: Does that look like the guy from the comic shop to you?

Adam: Yup.

Nathan: C'mon, let's kick his ass.

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I'll rape you to death.
I'll eat your flesh.
I'll sew your skin into my clothes.
If you're very very lucky, I'll do it in that order - TheReaver

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Sunday, August 14, 2005 5:40 AM

INDIGO

Reaverina1985Riviera spake:

Giggle :) Now that was perfect!

Beware of Geeks bearing gifs.
Blessed are the Geeks for they shall internet the world.

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Monday, August 15, 2005 9:51 AM

WICCANSLYR

Mal: Um...Jayne?
JAYNE: Yeah, Mal?
MAL: You got any light you'd like to shed on this development?
JAYNE: No, Mal.
Mal: So you tell’n me you DON’T know why the Doc’s hang’n upside down from the rafters?
Jayne: No, Mal. It don’t make no sense.
SIMON:(OS) No. This must be what going mad feels like.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Monday, August 15, 2005 11:40 AM

DROPPYMCCOOL

Follow me and I'll lead you out of Egypt!

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Monday, August 15, 2005 4:13 PM

RYCE

Mal: Now, why didn't anyone tell me there was a swimming pool filled with articulate women behind this here fan?!?

OR

Mal: So THAT's where they've been hiding The Signal.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005 3:11 PM

DRAGONWINE

Mal: Wha's the ruckus at that table?
Jayne: Some League of Extraordinary something or other. Think they're Big Damn Heroes.
Mal: Well the line starts over here....Hey River! High kick your way thru that there table of geezers!

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Wednesday, August 17, 2005 2:00 AM

GWENHARKER

Quote:

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(Because I've been listening to the tracks from Buffy...)

Mal: It uh, must be what they do to ya if you - Qù tāmāde! They've spotted us!
Jayne: You. Not Us. I ain't forget to pay for my whore.
Mal: The term is Scary!Companion...

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Sunday, August 21, 2005 7:14 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sorry again about the delay, folks. Moving is sorta-kinda-almost done! I love my new place.

But I love this place more! So vote and keep it the most charmingly disturbed virtual home I've come to know and love!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/930924

BWAH!
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Sunday, August 21, 2005 8:28 PM

CHOLLETT

I know it's too late, but i just got back from holidays and had to post one anyways....

Nathan: "We have to make HOW MUCH for sequels?"
Adam: "I think he said $80 million."
Nathan: "Does that seem low to you?"
Gina (OS): "It does."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, August 22, 2005 6:19 AM

RYCE

Yikes! Too late for me too. Oh well, here's what I thought anyway

:

Mal: Oh my god, it's grotesque! Oh, and there's something next to Jayne.

OR

Jayne: Mal, you are not the king of Londinum, so stop waving like it. And for the last time, you do not have a shiny hat!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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