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Originally posted by RelFexive:
I've been reading through my copy of 'Finding Serenity'. It's quite interesting, though the chapter on existensialism was a bit much.

Anyone else read it?

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Originally posted by RelFexive:
"We're all just floating in space" is the existensialism one. The dark and complicated philosophical essay. Just wasn't really that interesting, not in so much detail anyway.

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Originally posted by Spinland:
Mmm. Garlic pizza, with broccoli. Mmm.

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Originally posted by Spinland:
Oh, but it's lovely on pizza! Nice big bunches of yummy crunchy green, a little fuzzy on the ends, awash in a sea of garlic and white sauce. NUM!

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Originally posted by xl:
Anyone coming to Edinburgh next week - beware, in a chippie, "sauce" here means a mix of vinegar and brown sauce - scary stuff!

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Originally posted by xl:
Aye right and I bet you like Marmite too don't you Rel! Reavers ain't men out on the fringe too long - The're the eventual result of 500 years of marmite sandwiches. Hell if all I had was marmite I might turn to canibalism!

And don't get me started on twiglets.......

Best £7.95 I'm ever going to have spent.

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Originally posted by Spinland:
But whom was he with--he ain't tellin'.

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I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Never had marmite. Not too eager to try it, either.

Rel-I keep forgetting to tell you that I love your Tick quote. All manner of funny.

Carol-*hugs* feel better, my dear! *hands her an Alan shaped chocolate bar*



Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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A priest took a sabbatical to a fishing lodge. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.

The guide, holding a net, yelled "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is. A Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Really? Well help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the monster.

"Father, that is the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good as that Son of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the church. While unloading his gear, and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's all right Sister. That's what kind of fish it is. A Son of a Bitch fish!"

"Oh, well then what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?"

"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch."

The Sister informed the priest that the Pope was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.

"What are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the Pope's dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!"

"No, no, no. It's called a Son of a Bitch fish."

"Really? Oh, well in that case I'll fix up a great meal and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."

On the night of the Pope's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal, there was wine, and the fish was excellent.

The Pope said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

"I caught the Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.

The Pope's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the sister.

The Pope sat silent in disbelief.

And the friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a special recipe!"

The Pope looked at each of them. Slowly a big smile crept across his face.

"You fuckers are alright!!"

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