CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #39 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #39

POSTED BY: TENTHCREWMEMBER
UPDATED: Monday, August 29, 2005 06:01
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 5:10 AM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

If wishes were steaks we'd all be playing Caption Tightpants...and wei! here we are! So without further jabber jabber jabber, our landslide winner from last week:

Congrats, SimonWho, now a THREE TIME WINNER! Another great caption! And now, a nice scene about why Jayne shouldn't breed (but probably has several times over...)

Jayne is horrified to find out what a reverse atomic wedgie feels like. Even more horrified by the fact that it was done to him by a girl.

Lame, I know, but I am on a schedule here, and you get to take time to do better, so let's see 'em!

BWAH!
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 5:38 AM

SPINLAND

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

"They all got girl parts, right?"

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I can see you.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:03 AM

CITIZEN

Erm, what da ya mean ladyboy Mal?

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:10 AM

RELFEXIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: Grip.... too... tight!!

OR

Jayne: She's my sister?!?!?!
River (OS): Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Jayne: NOOOOOOOOO!!

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:24 AM

MELEAUX

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

Erm, what da ya mean ladyboy Mal?

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Made me lol... no really.

She understands, she doesn't comprehend

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:31 AM

DROPPYMCCOOL

But I wanted a boy whore!

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 7:09 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Jayne learns that super glue really does work.

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 7:56 AM

WICCANSLYR

Sometimes you just gotta grab the Jayne by the belt and hump him into submission.

If life is what you make it I want Cheese Cake!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 8:58 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"She's got my belt Mal!There's nuthin i can do!"

OR

JAYNE:"Why did you grab my belt woman?!?!I already said i'm coming with you!"

BLONDE:"Just trying to make it HARDER for you."

(P.S-gotta love suggestive innuendos)

OR

MAL(os)*to blonde*:"You should probably know sumthin before you go off to your room, but Jayne here....he's STILL A VIRG..."

JAYNE:"SHUT IT MAL!!!"

OR

JAYNE:"I'll be in HER bunk!"

OR

(subtitle for jayne being grabbed at the belt: )
"PWN3D!!"

OR

MAL(OS):"And here i thought Jayne was sly..."

OR

Jayne strangely begins to sing michael jackson songs as the woman, the crew realizes, grabbed onto more than Jayne's belt.

OR

BLONDE:"Come to my room!Spanky will just loooove you!"

JAYNE:"Spanky?!?!?"

OR

BOOK(os):"You're going to the special hell..."

JAYNE:"Towubbawho?"

OR

MAL(os):"Okay, let's get to work..."

JAYNE:"Waaayyyy ahead of you Cap'n"

OR

MAL(os):"That one's sorta horrific."

OR

NATHAN(os):"You think any of us will get lucky once this movie comes out?"

ADAM:"Well i might!"
(trailer spoofy goodness)

OR

JAYNE:"Help me Mal!This "Paris" girl wants me to be in a dirty tape with her!"

MAL(os):"That sounds familiar..."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

More to come!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 9:33 AM

GOJIRO

Quote:

When whores don't watch what they're grabbin', things get shot off ain't supposed to...

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 10:18 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

At DragonCon Adam learns that having an obsessed fan has both its good and bad sides.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:54 AM

REALLYKAYLEE

. . . and then a gal takes Jayne to be pledged into the exclusive ? T ? sorority.

think about it.
my first.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 11:56 AM

REALLYKAYLEE

oops. guess it won't do greek letters.

"sigma tau delta"

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 1:30 PM

SIMONWHO

First up, woohoo! Victory is mine. Although when I went to get Nathan's autograph this afternoon, he just plain walked away. True story. But damn, I love that man anyway.

Mal, help me, they say they want me to make another dance party video!

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 1:40 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

JAYNE: Mal! Help, it's one of them crazy girls from Firefly Fans dot net!

MAL (OS): Yer on yer own there, pal.

-Taylor

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**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 2:21 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

After hearing how much the girls charge, Jayne realises he left his wallet aboard Serenity.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 3:43 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
JAYNE: Mal! Help, it's one of them crazy girls from Firefly Fans dot net!

MAL (OS): Yer on yer own there, pal.

HEY!!!!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:42 PM

SHINY

Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:

JAYNE: Mal! Help, it's one of them crazy girls from Firefly Fans dot net!

MAL (OS): Yer on yer own there, pal.

Hee hee. That one gets my vote. :)

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 4:52 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

OH! I almost forgot, SimonWho gets a prize for that winning entry!

Shiny!

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Jayne: We're goin' someplace with candleliiiiight!
Wash (OS): But I thought we had a date?

OR

Blonde: You're gonna come with us.
Jayne: Us? SHIIINYYYY!

OR

Blonde: WOO! My very own livin' legend!!
Jayne: Mal? Zoe? Anybody?!!?
River(OS): Monkey's caught in the cage.
Jayne: Anybody else?

BWAH!
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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 6:59 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Girl on the right: LET. ME. SEE. THEM. MAN. PARTS. NOW!

Jayne: (thinking) Can't breathe.....the pain....

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

{edit} to make it funnier{/edit}

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 2:14 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
JAYNE: Mal! Help, it's one of them crazy girls from Firefly Fans dot net!

MAL (OS): Yer on yer own there, pal.

HEY!!!

Heeheehee, sorry! But it's said with the deepest affection for you ladies! *huggles y'all*

-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 2:46 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

What do you mean you sold me to the whorehouse to pay for a new compression coil? Mal? Mal!

Star Pilot Grainger
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Thursday, August 25, 2005 5:47 AM

TADIERA

JAYNE: "She's got WHAT!?"

-or-

JAYNE: "Mal, I'm gonna need my cut early!"

-or-

GIRL: "Granma will love you!"
JAYNE: "GRANMA!?!?!?!?"

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 3:50 PM

SUNYATSEN

Jayne: She charges how much?!?

Jayne (to the woman on the left): Watch where you're stickin' that gorram thing!

Jayne: What? She kept sayin' Jayne is a girl's name. I've gotta show her my man parts!

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Thursday, August 25, 2005 4:10 PM

RYCE

While most people seem to think Jayne's impression of a cat caught in the mule's headlights is lame, these fashionable ladies take a likening to it.

OR

Jayne: Whoa, girl, that ain't Vera you're squeezing!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, August 26, 2005 1:24 AM

CITIZEN

On second thoughts taking the sexbot for a swim last night wasn't such a great idea...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 1:55 PM

ODDNESS2HER

To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 2:43 PM

TRUTHSEEKER

Quote:
Originally posted by oddness2her:
To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Brilliant!

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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 2:52 PM

DRAGONWINE

Girl : Look Momma! This one's got all his teeth! Can I keep 'im?
Jayne: Simon! Help?
Simon: I'm a "Doctor" not a "Dentist" .

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

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Friday, August 26, 2005 2:54 PM

SPINLAND

Quote:
Originally posted by oddness2her:
To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.

ROFLMAO!

This one has my vote! LOL!

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I can see you.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 8:17 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Girl: Poppa says we gotta get married...NOW!
Jayne: I swear, I never kissed her on the mouth!
Mal(OS): Looks like Wash & I won't be the only married men on board.

OR

As Jayne was about to get sexed, he happened to look back and see Simon being serviced by a boy whore...

(oooh, shame on me, I dipped into the realm of slash...)

OR

Jayne: Saw this comin'!

OR

Woman: You. Sex. Now.
Jayne: What? No foreplay? Wait, who am I kidding?

OR

Jayne: We're in congress!

BWAH!
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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:00 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Well when you're done in your bunk, go vote!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/932618

BWAH!
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Monday, August 29, 2005 6:00 AM

ODDNESS2HER

Quote:
Originally posted by truthseeker:
Quote:
Originally posted by oddness2her:
To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Brilliant!

*** *** ***
The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.

Thanks, Truth! I'm glad you liked it.

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Monday, August 29, 2005 6:01 AM

ODDNESS2HER

Quote:
Originally posted by Spinland:
Quote:
Originally posted by oddness2her:
To his horror, Jayne's johnson popped off and flew away just as things were getting interesting.

ROFLMAO!

This one has my vote! LOL!

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I can see you.

Thanks, Spin! I guess you could say I was inspired.

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