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Serenity² - I'm Jayne and so is my wife!

POSTED BY: AURELIANO
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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:44 AM

AURELIANO


Bugs and Monkeys and Big, gay divorced armed ethnic minority Bears in 500-year old thongs, Oh My!
*taps heels*

Imagine what would have happened if the Independents had used those instead of 'dinosaurs'!

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*Wonders if the Big Gay Bears come from Big Gay Als, Big Gay Animal Sanctuary*

That, or the 'Island of Misfit Mascots'. "It's because I'm a panda, isn't it!"

Righty-o folks. Enough with all this tosh and tommyrot. I'm off to a friend's housewarming, but should be back later tonight!

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"There's a sort of evil out there. Something strange in the hills. It takes different forms, but it's been there for as long as anyone can remember. And we've always been here to fight it."

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:51 AM

CALLMESERENITY


September is a very strange looking word.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:53 AM

SIMONWHO


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
See, I already a big RP accent so whenever these contests start, I drop into my outraaaageous French accaunt posseeeble.

You stoooopeeeed Eeeenglishe fuuulls, with yurrr jaundiceed teeeeth and embaraszing Royarl Famileeeee.


Do you fart in our general direction?


I tilt my cheeeeen at youuu. I furrrrmble with my bossoms and squeeeeeeze my neeeeeples at your viciniteeeee.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:57 AM

EMMA


a-ha my silence has lulled people into a false sense of security, now I see nobody ate those chocolate bombs Rel made...

*runs around collecting chocolate bombs...
feeds them to the prototype monkeys*

mwahahahahahaha

PS Jaina, can I borrow your tank? I have a cunning plan!

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Friday, August 26, 2005 4:58 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*tgw is not British...or French..or anything other than stoopeed American, but she can speak a few languages...*

*waves her hands in front of her in a seemingly random fashion*

ta-da! ASL! My sign language is a bit rusty, but I'm sure you could figure out what i was saying...no? okay let me try again...Embrassez-moi vous bête!

Did you get that? i could try Latin, but I don't think it's quite as romantic...

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:02 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
I furrrrmble with my bossoms and squeeeeeeze my neeeeeples at your viciniteeeee.

Oh? *raises right eyebrow* Is that so?

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:04 AM

SPINLAND


I'm getting this image of Alan playing the French knight in Spamalot. Must be time for more coffee.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:15 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Quote:
Originally posted by Spinland:
Howdy, y'all! I'm Big Gay Al and this-a-here's mah Bear Sanctuary! We gotcher divorced bears, we gotcher married bears, we even gotcher bare bears; hyuck! C'mon down and give us a look-see, y'hear?

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Mmm'kay.

*Sigh* Have not seen the South Park film for years. But I still know all the songs.

"You don't have to spend your life addicted to crack, homeless on the streets handjobs for cash."

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:20 AM

CITIZEN


So just say the word M'Kay

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:21 AM

SIMONWHO


*nominates himself as said fool*

*hugs and kiss*

And also te amo.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:22 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Citizen....poo

SimonWho...je t'aime


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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:29 AM

CITIZEN


Quote:
Originally posted by ThatWierdGirl:
Citizen....poo

No, I had a shower today, honest!

Quote:
Originally posted by ThatWierdGirl:
SimonWho...je t'aime

My subtitles aren't working...

Lucky really I hate that lovey duvy mushy talk...
Singes fous de Nija d'amour, erm I think...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:42 AM

CALLMESERENITY


umeis agapo

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:45 AM

SPINLAND


Plump, luscious, yummy grapes. *munch*

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:46 AM

CITIZEN


Saywhat withthewhennow?

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:49 AM

SIMONWHO


That's all Greek to me.

*500 tonnes of bricks falls on him*

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:51 AM

SPINLAND


Wah guwwunoh?

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Friday, August 26, 2005 5:57 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
That's all Greek to me.

*500 tonnes of bricks falls on him*


Tee hee.


Oh, BTW, what are hundreds and thousands? And why would they be in ice cream? (from way earlier in the thread.)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:00 AM

SPINLAND


There are probably numerous sound medical reasons why I should reduce my coffee intake. Fortunately, I've just had my periodic physical exam and all my "numbers" were in the good range, so I feel I can fly in the face of sound medicine and indulge something that is probably bad for me.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:08 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:


*waves her hands in front of her in a seemingly random fashion*



TWG! I TOTALLY understood that.

*waves hands back.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:12 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


*Frowns*

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:15 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*smiles*

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:18 AM

SPINLAND


*looks confuzzled*

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:37 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*prances about the randomness thread wearing her Kaylee-alls, the wig, and carrying a drill*

Think this will be a good pic?


I've ranted on my website. i hate ranting on my website. I need a flake or perhaps hundreds and thousands.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:41 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Okay, no disrespect to any of you, cuz' you know I LURVE you all to pieces. But there's this one cleaning lady that comes on Fridays. She was gone over the summer so I forgot about her, but she drives me crazy. Most of the other cleaning ladies are considerate; they'll knock if my office door is shut or ask if it's a good time to come in and vacuum (hoover?). She just plows on in, making all kinds of racket and I have to get up and get out of her way, even if I'm in the middle of something. And she does a sloppy job. She's British and I highly suspect her of being a chav. I think they're starting to immigrate to the US! Argh.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 6:45 AM

SPINLAND


You look a vision, dear.

If rant you must, it seems to me one's web site is a perfect place for doing it. I read and agree with your words, for whatever that's worth. The problem, methinks, isn't just with out-of-control Browncoats, it's with out-of-control people in general. The fandom scene draws people of all sorts, but especially those who seem to attach way too much personal importance to the scene.

Just my two Pfennig Wert.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:05 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


You know, September is a strange looking word.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:09 AM

SPINLAND


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
You know, September is a strange looking word.

Right up there with raffia.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:10 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Told'ja. Weird. It needs to lose a letter or something.

Sepember. Setember. Sethember. Serenember.

Anyone know why it's called September anyway?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:13 AM

SPINLAND


I think it has something to do with being the seventh month in the old Roman calendar, but the details are sketchy in my memory.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:15 AM

SPINLAND


Here's a good explaination:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_calendar

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:15 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


*pushes her nose* Ding, ding, ding!!!

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:31 AM

SPINLAND


I hear a bell; coffee must be ready!

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:40 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


urgh. Coffee?

No, i drink tea, thank you. No milk, definitely no sugar, but every now and then i do add a bit of honey.

*sips from hot tea fresh from her 'Inara Tea Set'*

mmmmm-mmmm. Is there anything better than a hot tea and fantasy filled daydreams about nerds, geeks, and dorks? No, I don't think there is.

*stares wistfully at the 20" flat panel display...*

Forget engines! Computers make me hot!


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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:51 AM

SPINLAND


Tea is certainly nice ... a good herbal with a drop or two of honey, certainly. I do use cream and a tiny bit of sugar in my regular hot tea, though.

But coffee. Nirvana. Nectar of the gods. The first fist-sized rock tools were for breaking up coffee beans, and fire was discovered for the sole purpose of heating up water and pouring that through aforementioned beanage.

I become distressed if there arises too much blood in my coffeestream.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:58 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


speaking of our ancestors...anyone else think it fitting that the first ancient shoes ever unearthed were found in California? Figures.


*looks around...notices a very calm random thread*


How come no one has streaked lately?

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Friday, August 26, 2005 8:01 AM

SPINLAND


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
speaking of our ancestors...anyone else think it fitting that the first ancient shoes ever unearthed were found in California?

Were they thongs?

It has been somewhat quiet today ... even non-random. Whassupwiddat?

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:37 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I'd streak the thread, but I just came back from a long walk and I'm all hot and sweaty and gross.

Plus, I haven't shaved my legs in two days. Ew.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:46 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Plus, I haven't shaved my legs in two days. Ew.


That's not ew....i shaved mine today after two months without....that was a bit ew.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:47 AM

SPINLAND


Haven't shaved mine in ... well, ever. Is that ew?

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:51 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


no...not to me least ways...i prefer men with hair...the shirtless Simon is the exception to that preference...hair is a sign of virility...right?

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:52 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Plus, I haven't shaved my legs in two days. Ew.


That's not ew....i shaved mine today after two months without....that was a bit ew.

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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"


It's summer! That is ew!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:54 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
no...not to me least ways...i prefer men with hair...the shirtless Simon is the exception to that preference...hair is a sign of virility...right?

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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"


Yes, but not TOO much hair! (And I agree about Simon being the exception. *sigh*)

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:56 AM

SIMONWHO


>> hair is a sign of virility...right?

Well, you say that but I called Michael Chiklis impotent the other day and he cried for like an hour. Apparently it's a bit of a myth.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:57 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
It's summer! That is ew!


It didn't stop me from wearing shorts, bathing suits, and capris!


It's not like I'm fishin...

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:58 AM

SPINLAND


So more hair for more virile marketing; make an exception for Smooth Simon.

Got it.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 9:59 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL


heh

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Friday, August 26, 2005 10:02 AM

SPINLAND


Time to toddle home from workie-poo. Yay for weekends!

Laterness, Randomites.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 10:30 AM

CITIZEN


*runs in breathlessly*
Quote:
Originally posted by ThatWeirdGirl:
Computers make me hot!

Erm, if you weren't thousands of miles away, and spoken for, I'd ask you to marry me...

Hi everyone, just had to clean up the entire house cause everyones back from holiday today, and I fell asleep watching the Simpsons...
But its bank holiday weekend and I'm playing cricket on monday, and getting my new car next friday, so yay!

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, August 26, 2005 10:31 AM

CALLMESERENITY


It's just so itchy.

But I guess if you got over the overgrown stubble part it would become smooth like arm hair...

Still not giving it a try.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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