Destiny: To Lunacy and Beyond by SoulOfSerenity

YAY!! New thread!

*dances around shiny new thread*

*hopes Jack doesn't notice*

Suggestions Soul? Okay:
TRM's comic picture where he's shoving the kid
Needy's blue gloves
Greek's Browncoat
Your orange hat
My ducks
Whitefall's bonnet (where has she been?)
Amy's ruffly dress
Jack's Hawaiian shirt
Safe's Dinos
Flechette's strawberries (though I think we should make TRM's picture our new ship flag or something, it's so gorram funny)
Jack's rainstick
My dulcimer (the one where I'm rockin')
Greek's beagle

Tada!

That's my list anyway.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 7:45 PM

THEREALME

Uh, Captain? I already did this analysis a thread or two ago!

Oh, well…

Let us assume the following:

1) We will submit pictures of all 13 items.

2) We will use as many different crew members as possible, with a goal of everyone.

3) We can only select from the pictures posted on SoulOfSerenity’s photoalbum.

Without going into the details again, the following are necessary picks, either because it is the only picture we have of an item, or it is the only picture submitted by a particular person, or both:

Orange Hat: SoulofSerenity
Dinosaurs: SafeAt2nd
Rain Stick: CastIronJack
Ducks: CallMeSerenity
Frilly Dress: Amylissai
Brown Coat: GreekToomey
Beagle: GreekToomey
Bonnet: Whitefall

At this point, we have not yet featured TheRealMe, Flechette, or Needy in a picture (Amylissai’s sister is out because she already duplicated Amylissai’s unique item, and Amylissai is actually crew). Our choices are:

Strawberries: TheRealMe or Flechette
Serenity Comic #1: TheRealMe, Flechette, or Needy
Blue Gloves: GreekToomey or Needy

I would like to request that I am in the Strawberry picture, because I like it so much. That would require Flechette be with Serenity #1 and Needy be with the blue gloves. On the other hand, I guess I can live with me getting the comic cover and Flechette getting strawberries.

That leaves the following choices, which are up to the Captain (I would suggest they both get one):

Dulcimer: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack
Hawaiian Shirt: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack

So, in summary:

Orange Hat: SoulofSerenity
Dinosaurs: SafeAt2nd
Rain Stick: CastIronJack
Ducks: CallMeSerenity
Frilly Dress: Amylissai
Brown Coat: GreekToomey
Beagle: GreekToomey
Bonnet: Whitefall
Strawberries: TheRealMe
Serenity Comic #1: Flechette
Blue Gloves: Needy
Dulcimer: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack
Hawaiian Shirt: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Friday, August 26, 2005 8:23 PM

Matters not to me. I think Serenity's a bit prettier than me, though.

'Course when you look like this -->

, whose to say?

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Friday, August 26, 2005 11:30 PM

PSYCHICRIVER

Oh dear, I feel so guilty for taking a more active role in this!!

I meant to take a picture of me with hawaiian shirt, but our cam had no batts, and we went away for a week the next day. I don't mean to make excuses....well actually I do, but its the truth. Sounds like you're all doing a bag up job.

I've submitted all my photos, and now, after the signing on Wednesday, I have 3 more to submit, but I'm still waiting on points as I'm sure many of us are!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 1:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Uh, Captain? I already did this analysis a thread or two ago!

Oh, well…

Let us assume the following:

1) We will submit pictures of all 13 items.

2) We will use as many different crew members as possible, with a goal of everyone.

3) We can only select from the pictures posted on SoulOfSerenity’s photoalbum.

Without going into the details again, the following are necessary picks, either because it is the only picture we have of an item, or it is the only picture submitted by a particular person, or both:

Orange Hat: SoulofSerenity
Dinosaurs: SafeAt2nd
Rain Stick: CastIronJack
Ducks: CallMeSerenity
Frilly Dress: Amylissai
Brown Coat: GreekToomey
Beagle: GreekToomey
Bonnet: Whitefall

At this point, we have not yet featured TheRealMe, Flechette, or Needy in a picture (Amylissai’s sister is out because she already duplicated Amylissai’s unique item, and Amylissai is actually crew). Our choices are:

Strawberries: TheRealMe or Flechette
Serenity Comic #1: TheRealMe, Flechette, or Needy
Blue Gloves: GreekToomey or Needy

I would like to request that I am in the Strawberry picture, because I like it so much. That would require Flechette be with Serenity #1 and Needy be with the blue gloves. On the other hand, I guess I can live with me getting the comic cover and Flechette getting strawberries.

That leaves the following choices, which are up to the Captain (I would suggest they both get one):

Dulcimer: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack
Hawaiian Shirt: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack

So, in summary:

Orange Hat: SoulofSerenity
Dinosaurs: SafeAt2nd
Rain Stick: CastIronJack
Ducks: CallMeSerenity
Frilly Dress: Amylissai
Brown Coat: GreekToomey
Beagle: GreekToomey
Bonnet: Whitefall
Strawberries: TheRealMe
Serenity Comic #1: Flechette
Blue Gloves: Needy
Dulcimer: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack
Hawaiian Shirt: CallMeSerenity or CastIronJack

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

So, pretty much what I said, except with you with the strawberries.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:01 AM

Oh PR, I'm sorry you missed out on the scavenger hunt, but don't feel bad. You're various pictures of Summer et. al. will earn you (and inevitably us) a whole heap o' credits. In 84 1/2 days that is! I still think you're a team player.

And on that note: have you submitted your essay yet? What about the rest of you? Get writing all ! (Says the girl who hasn't even given her essay a single thought yet.) Each person gets 400 credits for a submitted essay. There are 30 of us in the crew (well, theoretically, but I'm afraid we may have..er, what do they call it in the RN? Flushed the lists? to make ourselves seem bigger than we are.) Anyway, even if only 10 of us submit essays at 400 credits apiece that's..um..Greek? A little help with the math here...4000 credits added to our total score. And that is nothing to scoff at. Especially since last I checked, we were #30 on the list.

So, let's get writing!! We have until Thursday.

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Matters not to me. I think Serenity's a bit prettier than me, though.

'Course when you look like this --> , whose to say?

Wait: are you saying that I look like this:

???????

Serenity, Insulted of Destiny

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:17 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

I love the thread title - plus unlike the Star Trek refences, it refers to a movie Joss was involved with!

I'm down with the blue gloves being my contribution - I happen to think it's my favourite - I almost look normal

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:22 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

TheRealMe - Yeah we've got to have you with the strawberries. I just looked at it again and couldn't help but burst out laughing (again) - its hilarious

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 2:42 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
Well, "Bubbles" as she is now called was a package deal with a Hawaiian shirt and a rainstick. I intended to get her as a present for Safe. A free present. Was told that she was a robot. Laid a kiss on Safe that suggested otherwise.

She also came with a Irish Jayne, which I haven't seen lately about. The women have been fairly quiet about him. The chef had her way with him and then that was that.

HEY! Compared to Flechette, Safe's been an outstanding gentleman!

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

Wow it's more messed up that I could have ever imagined

But I had a big laugh at it all
I went back and read through it, knowing now what was going on (I was too lazy to go through it all earlier)

*NEEDY swoops in and whilst nobody is looking, kidnaps Bubbles*

She's mine! MINE!

Don't worry, I 'll take care of her. I just figure that before she becomes a nun officially, she should find out what she's missing

*jumps in shuttle with Bubbles in hand, and heads back to work*

Location: Persephone
Client: Mandy the Merciful

"Hey Mandy. I've got the robot you wanted. Now what was that Battlestar Galactica fantasy you had in mind?"

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 9:37 AM

No, no that would be me. Moi, as Miss Piggy would put it. I took a few pictures and I either looked like I was drugged or that I was offering to buy your soul for a bargain price. Soul Salesman looked better than Druggie so that's what I submitted. Here's the math on the essays:

30*400=12000 points

Times two if everyone does both=24000 pts.

I hope we get another crew deal before we launch the BDM, 'cause even with the 1150(650+500) we get for the pictures I'm still a little short for the T-shirt...

Jack, Bubble-fixer of Destiny

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Saturday, August 27, 2005 11:29 AM

yeah, but not all 30 of our crew are going to write essays, beased on how less than half of the crew has participated in anything else so far. We have a Shepherd, but have any of you met him? I haven't. So, while it's be shiny to get everyone to submit an essay and get all those credits, soooo not going to happen.

But, on that note, I really should get started on my essay (I hate homework.)

Oh, and I have NO idea where SCOTTISH (not Irish, he's in a kilt) Jayne got to. None at all. Nope.

*doublechecks padlock on spare broomcloset as she walks past.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Sunday, August 28, 2005 7:50 AM

You locked him in a broomcloset?!?

Is this so that you can have him all to yourself?

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Sunday, August 28, 2005 8:30 AM

Sure....WE go through all that work and Needy swoops in outta nowhere and absconds with the "finished' work. Why I oughta.....The only thing saving Needy is the Battlestar Galactica line was hilarious!!

In the broom closet? Maybe Serenity broke him and is hiding the evidence hmmm....? OR she dosen't want him to "come out of the closet" so she's locked him in there...

Speaking of crew members we haven't seen in a while...I've said before, our engineer is creepin' me out. I've tried to poke him/her outta the rafters with a broom stick more than once....

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Sunday, August 28, 2005 10:10 AM

FLECHETTE

Okay - so the pics haven't been submitted yet?

Yea!!! - I found a really really awesome American Duster browncoat while on vacation!!!

Sending pic in a few minutes to our great captain - hope you all like it!

________________________________________________
Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell, Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter,Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Sunday, August 28, 2005 6:47 PM

Wow. I really had to dig for this thread. I might have to take up the first officers' mule leg to start taking charge myself.

Hmmmm...

No pilot.

*Opens the broom closet and lets out Scottish Jayne*

Get dressed, pal. And no that isn't appropriate attire. Get a gun and load it.

Where are we going? Hell, if I know!

*Jack goes up to the vacant pilot seat and cracks his fingers*

Let's see here... Automatic pilot never takes us anywhere worth going. Plus that's just lazy. Ooo... That button looks pretty.

*Scottish Jayne returns*

Much better. It's just disturbing to have someone wearing the mandress of ages past. Secure the bridge and pull up a seat.

What was that? Mutiny? No. That's when people are IN the ship. And it's also an armed takeover...

*Jack looks at the mule leg in his hand and the large weapon in Scottish Jayne's*

Well, okay. No one's here. Of course, they're not sleeping, and no, I don't have to check! That sleeping excuse is just that!

Hold on!

*Destiny spirals off into the Black, looking for adventure, danger, and fun*

Jack, ACTING CREW of Destiny

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Sunday, August 28, 2005 11:21 PM

PSYCHICRIVER

OK, I submitted another 3 photos last night, but the two that I submitted before that haven't yet been processed!

Need to write essay, and film video!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:47 AM

uh-oh...and I thought the ride was bumpy before...

Sorta reminds me of Ace Ventura when he's driving the monster truck.."nobody wants to play with me"

I swear Jack, if you even think about saying "like a glove" whilst landing this here boat...I'm taking my chances as a space balloon.

Oh and what's with the mannequin holding a gun?

Safeat2nd, currently buckled in Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:52 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Submitted!!!!! I just submitted the pics!!

Back to the story at hand

Um...Jack, where are you taking my ship?

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:04 AM

Jack, give me back my gun.

*Snatches gun back*

If you ever try to take my gun again, there will unpleasantness. Is there an understanding between us?

*Tries to look menacing. Fails.*

Hey! Where'd you find him? *points to Scottish Jayne* And what'd you do with his kilt? Man, we can't leave you alone for a second, can we? You're like a trained monkey. Without the training.

Soul-YAY! For finally submitting the pics. Can you tell us which ones you chose?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:21 AM

SOULOFSERENITY

The Man They Call Soul...

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:

Soul-YAY! For finally submitting the pics. Can you tell us which ones you chose?

Well, I submitted TheRealMe's list from above, pretty much. I put your dulcimer pick in, and Jack's Hawaiian shirt. I had a problem with Flechette's Serenity comic pic, as it was the last one I submitted. It wouldn't accept the pic format, and I have no idea how to change it, so I submitted ont of TheRealMe's pics. Please don't hate me Flechette!!!!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Monday, August 29, 2005 4:09 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

*after two days away from Destiny, Boy Whore returns to the ship via shuttle*

Hey all.

*notices everybody is ignoring him*

Hello?

I brought back Bubbles!

Turns out she was right about wanting to be a nun. She's not suited for whoring
In fact, she almost converted me to her righteous work, but I just couldn't get into the habbit.

*laughs*

get it? Habit?!

*laughs and laughs before becoming silenced by the tumbleweed that passes*

I'll be in my bunk

*walks back to shuttle with head held down*

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 4:09 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

I accidentally posted twice so I thought I'd fill this post with something

...

uhm

...

I know we've been doing this whole twisted Bubbles project/stolen guns/ broom closet-imprisoned scottish Jayne - so how about a thread devoted to "adventures on destiny", with us lending out warped sense of humour to some fanfic - well not exactly fanfic, but continuing stories - sort of like that game you play where someone starts a story, the next person continues it and so on

Yes its pointless, but it should be pointless fun - and that's what forums are here for

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Monday, August 29, 2005 4:23 AM

We're here, Needy, we're all just currently congregated on the bridge. Well, some of us.

Yours is not a bad idea. It's sort of what we do on the SereniTREE (check out the latest thread. It's around here somewhere.) We were kind of getting into that awhile back.

Who's our pilot again? Have we seen them recently?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 5:11 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
We're here, Needy, we're all just currently congregated on the bridge. Well, some of us.

Yours is not a bad idea. It's sort of what we do on the SereniTREE (check out the latest thread. It's around here somewhere.) We were kind of getting into that awhile back.

Who's our pilot again? Have we seen them recently?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

Congregated on the bridge? You're not talking about me are you - cos that kidnapping of Bubbles was just a one off - I won't do it again... unless you've created a new robot

*looks over the shoulders of those congregated in a circle on the bridge*

Hey what you got there?

*sees you have got your hands on my latest videotape*

I did it for the money! honest. Can I have it back please?

I promise I'll check out your SereniTREE if you do. Hell, I probably will anyway

As for our pilot... I don't know. But if you're needing one, I can always chip in - I may be used to handling a smaller craft (no sexual innuendos please), but I'm sure I could get to grips with Destiny

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 5:46 AM

Seeing as how our engineer is more akin to Golem than Kaylee or Scotty, off to the engine room I go.

*rubs hands together*

Lets see if I can ramp this puppy up.

With your permission of course Capt. Soul...

That was a looong mission and I feel the need for speed.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 6:12 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Seeing as how our engineer is more akin to Golem than Kaylee or Scotty, off to the engine room I go.

*rubs hands together*

Lets see if I can ramp this puppy up.

With your permission of course Capt. Soul...

That was a looong mission and I feel the need for speed.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

*walks in on you taking control of Destiny*

Hey, I thought I was going to be flying this thing! And I read up on "Flying Fireflies for Dummies" too. I suppose it's better this way

*points forward into space*

Safe, yonder!

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 6:18 AM

Needy, you can pilot for the time being, and Safe will go play in the engine room and get her started up. It's all good.

Meanwhile, has anyone heard from dug? He's dealing with the hurricane out on the panhandle of FL.

And where's Whitefall been?

We gotta keep better track of our crewmates, methinks.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 6:28 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Needy, you can pilot for the time being, and Safe will go play in the engine room and get her started up. It's all good.

Meanwhile, has anyone heard from dug? He's dealing with the hurricane out on the panhandle of FL.

And where's Whitefall been?

We gotta keep better track of our crewmates, methinks.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

Thanks Serenity

*grabs hold of Safe, pulls him out of the pilot's seat and pushes him to the floor*

You'll get your turn in a minute!

(Boy, I've turned into a right meanie since returning haven't I)

*takes hold of the steering-wheel thing - or whatever you call that controlly thing)

Woohoo! I'm in control of the entire ship. I can do anything! If I want, I could crash this ship into that moon over there

*begins to panic*

er... does someone wanna take over? I can't handle the responsibility!

*drags Safe back into the pilot's seat*

look, sorry about before - just kidding around

So Serenity... wanna look for are other crewmembers?

*hears a female voice over the intercom*

"This is Bubbles. Your harsh treatment of me, your sexist demeaning comments, not to mention your kidnap of me has pushed me over the edge. Now you will feel my wrath. I am holding your other crewmembers hostage. Unless you follow my commands, they, and you, will die"

oops

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 8:06 AM

Hey, wait just a cotton pickin' minute here....Jack was piloting....throw him around..
*dusts off pants*

Now if you don't mind, I'm off to increase the capacitors on the solar influx generators, overhaul the fuel injection systems, then combine the the systems to hopefully generate acceleration akin to being kicked in the ass by a mule. Either that or blow us up....

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 8:14 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Hey, wait just a cotton pickin' minute here....Jack was piloting....

I was just off to increase the capasitors on the solar influx generators, overhaul the fuel injection systems, then combine the the systems to hopefully generate acceleration akin to being kicked in the ass by a mule. Either that or blow us up....

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

"I don't wanna blow up"

Jack? He was? Well now, I must have gotten confused, or maybe you look alike. Unless this is a part of a cunning plan to confuse me... if thats true then I have to say its working. Though not as much as coming out with that technical jargon did

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 8:47 AM

See Jack? I told you buying the same Hawian shirt was a mistake....

Needy, our engineer is in the rafters somewhere, I heard PR rattling around and I haven't seen the rest...

Oh, I have just the tool to take care of Bubbles.

*Serenity raises an eybrow in question at Safe*

What?? *looks around* It's precision screwdriver people! Get your
heads out of the gutter. It's to remove her control panel....heh heh heh control panel....

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 9:03 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
See Jack? I told you buying the same Hawian shirt was a mistake....

Needy, our engineer is in the rafters somewhere, I heard PR rattling around and I haven't seen the rest...

Oh, I have just the tool to take care of Bubbles.

*Serenity raises an eybrow in question at Safe*

What?? *looks around* It's precision screwdriver people! Get your
heads out of the gutter. It's to remove her control panel....heh heh heh control panel....

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

What a dose of luck - a precision screwdriver is the only thing that can stop a enraged feminist robot (believe me, I've dealt with them before, it's not as unique an event as you may think)

You go ahead and defeat Bubbles, I'll stay here in case... erm, in case the... agh just go!

*cowers in the corner*

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 9:14 AM

*Jack dusts off his Hawaiian shirt with Jayne in tow*

Well, that got everyone galvanized.

*Listens to the intercom*

You know what? That's just GREAT. Get Safe a little robotic companionship and she tries to kill us!

*Jayne mumbles*

No, I'm not using you. I got you out of the broomcloset didn't I?

*Jack turns the corner and runs into someone he didn't expect*

Oh my GOD!

*Two Jacks confront one another.*

What? Do you think that you would have gotten Safe and the crew a robot and not yourself one, too?

Well, why don't I remember it?

'Cause you're the robot. How'd do you figure you found this guy? Serenity had him hidden real good, but I figure that you had some kind of robot intuition or locator thing to find him...

Am I an evil robot?

No. That was extra.

Now what?

Let's go scare the crew. This outta be good.

Yeah. That should be fun.

Jacks, Two of a Kind

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Monday, August 29, 2005 9:30 AM

Feminist?? Why didn't you say so? I'll get a bigger screwdriver....

*picks Needy up off the floor by the back of his shirt, dusts him off, hands him the screwdriver and pats him on the back*
No way Jose....you bent her, you get to fix it.

Oh hi Jack...Jack. Do me a favour? Just get me a card next time....

Safeat2nd, Unflappable Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:33 AM

FLECHETTE

well I can't say I'm not disappointed that none of my efforts made it in - but at least you had backup pics so the sendoff didn't get held up.

anyways our captain did get my browncoat pic up - please take a look - hubby and I are very very happy with em - just need to change the button some

Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:

Well, I submitted TheRealMe's list from above, pretty much. I put your dulcimer pick in, and Jack's Hawaiian shirt. I had a problem with Flechette's Serenity comic pic, as it was the last one I submitted. It wouldn't accept the pic format, and I have no idea how to change it, so I submitted ont of TheRealMe's pics. Please don't hate me Flechette!!!!

______________________

Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell;Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter;Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:56 AM

I'm sorry your picture didn't make it either, Flechie. (And notice how I did't say that if he had listened to me and picked MY pictures, it probably would have worked. See how I didn't say "I TOLD YOU SO!!"??)

*Serenity rolls her eyes at the men and their capers, sits down in one of the extra piloting chairs and sets a course to wherever it was we were heading. (Because as First Officer, she obviously knows a bit about piloting a spaceship.)*

I'll let the menfolk figure Bubbles out. She's their problem.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, August 29, 2005 12:02 PM

Flechette, glad to see you back safe and sound. NICE coat!!

Serenity, you don't get off scott free...remember you made Bubbles a nun....you're the first one to muck with her programming, so in my books that makes you qualified to help Needy.

I'd offer to hold Bubbles down, but I think I've done enough damage as it is....I'll be in the engine room....

*exits stage right this time*

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:48 AM

Hello? First Mate here! I don't gotta do nothin' unless the Capt'n says so.

Besides, I'm quite busy flying this ship here.

I think Needy, Jack and Scottish Jayne can handle it just fine.

*sips her coffee.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 5:38 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Like my mum always said, life is like a box... no, that was someone else's mum. Mine said "If you want something doing, you gotta do it yourself"

*stands up heroically, showing no fear, and sticking chest out just like Superman would. With screwdriver in hand, he marches forward like all true heroes do, ready to take on Bubbles. Then quickly stopping and turning back to the other crew members*

ok last chance - anyone want to help? Jack? Scottish Jayne? Serenity? Anyone?

*face drops*

Ok, I guess I'll do it.

*walks off in a mood, but in a heroic one. Then shouting out for all to hear...*

Alright Bubbles? WHERE ARE YOU?!

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:03 AM

Gotta admit...the kids got pluck.

Oh Alright...I'll help.

*together Needy & Safe come up with a fool-proof plan (it has to be...looks who's planning it)*

*soon the other crew begin to notice changes...the ship is cleaned and vacuumed, the laundry is done and the table is set with 2 place settings and candles. Needy is sitting at the table, clean shaven, well dressed and smelling awfully damn good (if he does say so himself)*

*Bubbles approaches warily...draw by the warm light and the heavenly odour of dinner cooking.*

*Needy gets up and pulls out a chair for Bubbles. Opens a bottle of red wine and pours her a glass, takes his seat and engages Bubble in some sparkling and witty conversation centered soley around her*

*Safe emerges silently from the darkness behind Bubbles. The candlelight glinting off the screwdriver. Safe does whats required, and Bubbles slumps silently over her plate*

Well that was most unpleasant...lets not do that again. Thanks for the distraction Needy.

Now where's Jack?

Safeat2nd, Cunning Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:16 AM

GREEKTOOMEY

What's going on here? Someone indulge my laziness and offer me a recap of the last two weeks' of activity?

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:49 AM

*takes a deep breath..*

Well, it's like this, Jack got a bubble wrapped female robot and a male manequin (which he is currently dressing up and dragging around like its real...).The guys tried to finish the female robot when we found out it was incomplete. Serenity stepped in and showed us how it's done and at the same time, mucked with her progemming and turned her into a nun. At that point Needy swooped in and took Bubbles (the female completed robot) off to participate in a Battlestar Galactica threesome with a client of his, which further mucked with Bubbles programming, turning her into a mean spirited filly, and she kidnapped the crew, of which you were a part. Needy and I took control and cleaned things up....whew...

Safeat2nd, outta breath Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:49 AM

Oh, and the pictures were sent in. Now we have to wait 84 1/2 days for our points.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:53 AM

And Jack found where I'd stashed Scottish Jayne.

AND he took my gun.

Still not happy about that.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 7:17 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Gotta admit...the kids got pluck.

Oh Alright...I'll help.

*together Needy & Safe come up with a fool-proof plan (it has to be...looks who's planning it)*

*soon the other crew begin to notice changes...the ship is cleaned and vacuumed, the laundry is done and the table is set with 2 place settings and candles. Needy is sitting at the table, clean shaven, well dressed and smelling awfully damn good (if he does say so himself)*

*Bubbles approaches warily...draw by the warm light and the heavenly odour of dinner cooking.*

*Needy gets up and pulls out a chair for Bubbles. Opens a bottle of red wine and pours her a glass, takes his seat and engages Bubble in some sparkling and witty conversation centered soley around her*

*Safe emerges silently from the darkness behind Bubbles. The candlelight glinting off the screwdriver. Safe does whats required, and Bubbles slumps silently over her plate*

Well that was most unpleasant...lets not do that again. Thanks for the distraction Needy.

Now where's Jack?

Safeat2nd, Cunning Chief Handyman of Destiny

I dunno, after our successful mission, I have to say I enjoyed it - the thrills, the excitement. We're like The A Team, 'cept without Mr T.
I might not seek out trouble from now on, but I'm certainly not going to cower anymore, I vow to always take action when necessary!

Like now.

Jack is missing. Now let us search him out, fending off whatever evil foes get in our way!

Oh by the way, what are we going to do with Bubble's now that she has been decomissioned?

Surely we could have Serenity mess around with her a bit, take away her AI chip, and get her to fill in for any absent crewmembers when they are needed.

Yes Serenity could do something to make things worse, or things could soon turn disastrous again after male meddling (meddling, not modelling), but I'm not afraid.

I know what you're thinking - I'll never learn

But why should I?

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 7:25 AM

Or I could rewire her and turn her into a Service'bot. Get her to do some cleaning and whatnot around here. (But NO, she will not wear a French Maid's Uniform. Don't even ask.) It's what I did to Scottish Jayne. That's why he was in the broom closet. He was refilling the cleaning supplies bottles.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 7:38 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Or I could rewire her and turn her into a Service'bot. Get her to do some cleaning and whatnot around here. (But NO, she will not wear a French Maid's Uniform. Don't even ask.) It's what I did to Scottish Jayne. That's why he was in the broom closet. He was refilling the cleaning supplies bottles.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

That's pretty smart. I'm sure each and every crewmember will appreciate your work on Bubbles 1.5, at least then we could have the chance to relax every now and again

So... Scottish Jayne - he's a robot?

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 7:53 AM