Serenity² - 'Tickets Please!' by SimonWho

I haven't captured Alan yet. He's not very accessible, now is he?

*adds to her list:
8. Capture Alan

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Monday, August 29, 2005 1:04 PM

Well when you have him, give me a shout

i have plans for him

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Monday, August 29, 2005 1:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
4. Cover PR's eyes.

LMAO.

I don't know why, but I love it when she does this. It's so cute.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 29, 2005 1:09 PM

I'm just you know, trying to keep you innocent of the adult world.

*tackles Rel. ties him to a chair*

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Monday, August 29, 2005 1:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I'm just you know, trying to keep you innocent of the adult world.

Aww, I'm sure my mother would thank you. But she doesn't know who you are, or how to use the internet.

So I'll say thanks instead. Thanks!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 29, 2005 1:40 PM

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Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
*tackles Rel. ties him to a chair*

No, no, don't-

MMMmmmmm...

Don't stop....

Is that warm chocolate I smell? And vodka too!

Someone's in for a treat...

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Monday, August 29, 2005 1:47 PM

*drums fingers on table as she waits for alan*

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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:14 PM

*goes to airport...buys ticket...flies to New York..lands...goes down to Broadway...kidnaps Alan just before showtime...ties him up*

Okay, now, where do you want him?

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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:20 PM

*grabs alan and drags him to bedroom*

*hangs fuck right off he is mine sign on the door*

*opens door*

*takes sauce and vodka from TWG*

*slams door*

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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:26 PM

HEY!!!

That was my sauce....

*sits on floor in front of her two captured men*

Now what?

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Monday, August 29, 2005 2:49 PM

AURELIANO

*sleepily waves hello*
Hooray! I'm gone for most of the day, and the randomness has reverted to bondage, kidnap and sauce fetish. Just they way it should be...

Had kind of a long day. Spent most of it doing preliminary planning on something very exciting that is going to take place in early December.
*drum roll*
I'm going to be filming a 1.5 hour musical! A veritable close-to-zero-budget-Moulin-Rouge! Heheee! I'm so chuffed.

-
"There's a sort of evil out there. Something strange in the hills. It takes different forms, but it's been there for as long as anyone can remember. And we've always been here to fight it."

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:10 PM

*peeks*
*Sets reaver early warning system*
No ones tying me to no damn chair...
*knocks reaver trying to chew his arm away*
stop that.

I was supposed to be in bed hours ago... stupid sleeplessness...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
*looks at choices of men*

*whispers to TWG*

wheres alan, if theres no Alan im going home

*exchanges glances with Rel and Citizen*

What are we, chopped liver? Honestly, I'd storm out of here if I wasn't tied to a chair and stuff.

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:30 PM

I'll just keep going on as though nothing happened. Carol will eventaully be done with the sauce.

right?

*sneaks up on a restless Citizen. quickly binds his wrists and ankles*

Ta-da!

*drags him over to the third chair, wrangles his body into a sitting position...he opens his mouth...*

Nooo...*muffle*

Can't have you screaming now can I?

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:38 PM

*Mumbles something about reaver early warning systems not being worth the body parts you have to feed them*
*Attempts escape*
*Fails*

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Monday, August 29, 2005 3:45 PM

Well, until the chocolate sauce becomes available, I'll just have to wing it.

*riffles thru her little green bag*

A-ha!

*she turns to face the men...a red silken whip in her hand...

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Monday, August 29, 2005 6:59 PM

This is stupid...*she throws down the whip and reaches into her bag...returning with a feather duster*

Now this, this I can work with.

*twg begins tickling the men's feet*

Bwahahaha!!!!!

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Monday, August 29, 2005 9:52 PM

Tee hee hee! *snortle* Gwahahahaaaa!

Stoppleasestopstopstopitpleaseheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Ahhh. Phwoooooo. Ok, it's my turn again soon right?

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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:02 PM

*hours later carol opens door, throws sauce out*

*slams door, alan is heard groling 'cmerrrre baby' carol laughs raucously*

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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:09 PM

Ooh, I've had an email from Universal with all sorts of lovely photos (including the one of River of pointing, have been after a decent sized one of those for ages!).

Have also been offered the chance to go to a preview screening - er, if I live in New York or LA. Oh well.

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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:47 PM

EMMA

moving is boring

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
Ooh, I've had an email from Universal with all sorts of lovely photos (including the one of River of pointing, have been after a decent sized one of those for ages!).

Have also been offered the chance to go to a preview screening - er, if I live in New York or LA. Oh well.

Ooh, you lucky devil! Was this because of your site??

And may we see these photos? And I'd love you forever if you could send me the one of River pointing!!

But as we all know I already love you forever...this would be like, forever and then some.

And twg, *faces completely the wrong direction* can I open my eyes yet?

twg??

Hey, can I hear Alan Tudyk?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:03 PM

shhh alan

little matt can hear you

i know i know, but try and keep it down

*giggles*

oooh alan

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:03 PM

Yep - for some reason they want me to do some promotion for this film "Serenity" or something? Anyhoo, I'll probably stick all the pix up on my site - make a special little movie section or something! But I'll email you the River one. I love that shot - haven't been able to find a decent sized version of it, kind of Universal to send me one!!

They also asked whether I wanted to participate in a giveaway - not sure what that was all about really, but I think they assumed I was in the US so might not apply anyway. Damn it!

(BTW, this was a separate email to that one I forwarded you the other day - still waiting to hear more from that guy).
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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:19 PM

*tries to be dramatic when tied to a chair*

Oh no! Not the feather duster! How ever will we cope!

I've heard tickling with hair is very effective. Perhaps... that wig?

Bah. Work again. Such as it is, anyway.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:27 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
Yep - for some reason they want me to do some promotion for this film "Serenity" or something? Anyhoo, I'll probably stick all the pix up on my site - make a special little movie section or something! But I'll email you the River one. I love that shot - haven't been able to find a decent sized version of it, kind of Universal to send me one!!

It's all work, work work!! Sounds fantastic!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:27 PM

*Trys to speak through the gag*
Muffuruwww, heremmf pherrufpm murrpherffeer

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:33 PM

PR, hopefully River should be on her to you right now...

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:34 PM

Is that the pointing one that I told Summer made her look like Morticia Addams?

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:41 PM

Oooh, she would have made an excellent Wednesday Addams, no?

Probably a bit old for it now.

*tries to scratch end of his nose*

A little help here? Anyone?

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:42 PM

Yep - I love that shot! Although can see what you mean.

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:45 PM

It's the sleeves.

Mmmmm.... sleeves.

Yes, it's a great pic!!

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:23 AM

whooop

im off to order my car, my neeew car

red or black, red or black

quick poll

red
black

what colour

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:28 AM

POG

I'd say black but then that's just me.

As anyone who plays Warhammer 40K would say though, red ones go faster so you may want red!

Pog

We may experience some slight turbulence and then explode...

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:30 AM

Hmmm...normally I'd say black but for a car I'm not so sure....

But not red.

So...black!

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:32 AM

JAINA

wooop! i havent been here in ages, shame on me!

and woop for tickets, anyone keeping a ticket tally of everyone?

me #270

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:35 AM

Quote:

CUTTER: Do you ever play Roulette?
RAIN: On occasion.
CUTTER: Well let me give you a piece of advice. Always bet on black.

Got to love that Passenger 57.

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:39 AM

ehhhhh

im so erring on getting a red one

but i always said id get a black one

now im just argggggggh now i actually have to choose

oooh by the way,

we team random had been searching for a song

a song to call our very own

I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

Won and won and won
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:46 AM

*manages to remove gag*

Warhammer 40K, used to play that Yeeeaaars ago...
Its got all commercial now, they've forgotten its supposed to be about the slaughter...

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:51 AM

Sorry - refuse to have anything to do with "We are the Champions" because of the Robbie Williams connotations.

What if we sang the old TV show theme instead?

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:51 AM

JAINA

oh and i just tried to recap the entire lot of posts here.

yes i am really joss and jewel in an uber disguise. and add jaina there too. i suffer from split personalities which do split off sometimes and cause their own mayhem. little scamps!

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:56 AM

POG

Yeah, agree with the whole commercial thing nowadays, it's just good when you bought basically all the figures you will ever need ages ago and can now just play for free! Massacres are fun!

*tries to calm down from psychopath mode*

Pog

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 1:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by fray101:
What if we sang the old TV show theme instead?

What about the "Mosquito" theme tune??

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 1:50 AM

Quote:
yes i am really joss and jewel in an uber disguise. and add jaina there too. i suffer from split personalities which do split off sometimes and cause their own mayhem. little scamps!

I find vast quantities of perscription and non-perscription (or someone elses perscription) medication helps with that...
May I suggest:
Vallium
Methodone
Morphine
Ritalin
Ritaout
Ritashakeitallabout...

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 1:53 AM

SPIRITGAL

Hi y'all

miss me!?! whaddya mean no.....

sounds like i've missed some fun
*goes to hunt down christian kane*

and whats wrong with robbie connections?!?!

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you can't take the sky from meeee, since i found serenity...
wash tell me im pretty
were I unwed, Id take you in a manly fashion.
cause im pretty? cause your pretty...

Everybody needs a stalker

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 1:53 AM

Eh?

(that's an "eh?" to the Mosquito theme thing.
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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:13 AM

I don't think you can hold a song responsible for those that have sung it.

Hell, I've sung We Will Rock You and while those who witnessed the massacre will never be able to hear it again without their ears bleeding in fear, the song remains timeless.

Right, sausages for lunch. Anyone want some?

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:14 AM

Quote:
and whats wrong with robbie connections?!?!

Hear, hear! I can think of some very good Robbie connections, my foot, his face, for instance.
Or of course:

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:50 AM