GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

Destiny: To Lunacy and Beyond

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 8:51 AM

CALLMESERENITY


No, Safe, that would just be you.

*inches away from Safe.*

And I got my gun back from Jack. He's lucky he didn't get himself pistol whipped (just kidding Jack, you know I love ya! I just love my gun more!)

Hey Safe-didn't you have a softball tournament around this time? How'd it go?

Gorram it! I just remembered that I haven't written my stupid essay yet. I really don't want to do it, which I guess is one of the reasons I keep forgetting. *sigh* Guess what I'm doing tonight?

Sorry, Amy, I was going to work on your hat, but I have to write a ruttin' essay. grumble grumble.

Needy: Bubbles 1.5-amusing!


Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 9:17 AM

SAFEAT2ND


Grumble....we didn't have enough guys and had to back out of the tournament....then I worked late so I still couldn't go see Adam....grumble..

I submitted my essay AND 2 pieces of art and still no points...oh well, 84 1/2 days and counting...

Safeat2nd, less than happy & apparently slightly crazy, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 10:14 AM

CASTIRONJACK


*The Jacks and Jayne stand over Bubbles' silent still-moving form*

Sorry, guys. It looks like it had to be done.

*Jayne cocks and loads his gun:* I betcha something else's gotta be done too.

Umm... What?

*Robotic Jack looks inside the gutted head of Bubbles:* Looks like they took her AI chip.

*Jayne shakes his head:* Ain't no telling what they're doin' to 'er. I still got me the need to dust and Pledge.

*Robotic Jack:* You got another gun?

Umm... Yeah. You got another gun?

*Jayne hands over a handgun to robotic Jack, but gives real Jack a look that gives him the shivers:* Sorry, meatbag. All out.

Umm... Can we talk about this?, *Jack slowly backs away...*

*Robotic Jayne to Robotic Jack,* He ain't much use now, is he?

Nope.

Wait a minute. Hold the phone...

*Two shots ring out*





Jack, Casualty of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 10:50 AM

CASTIRONJACK


*Robotic Jack notices that main power goes out. The emergency power lights come on. Destiny stops moving.*

*A few minutes later, Jayne comes down the hallway holding some components in his hand.*

Did you get it?

*Jayne holds up a component,* Yep. One Firefly operations chip.

That should do. All I've got to do is hook it up...

*Robotic Jack rewires Bubbles for a minute,* That should do it.

Bubbles eyelids roll up and her eyes focus. The intercom sounds: RESEQUENCING. REROUTING CONTROLS. THE PENANCE OF MANY SOUGHT. VENGEANCE.

*Robotic Jack looks over to Jayne,* Sounds like she's on the right track.

*Jayne points to the blood puddle on the floor,* Where's our Funny Man?

Off dying somewhere, I'm sure. Maybe he'll get to warn someone. But thanks to our little sister here, I'm sure that the crew might figure that somethings amok.

*static*

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 11:03 AM

CASTIRONJACK


Serenity can barely hear anything over the panicking crew. She looks down the hall and recognizes a stumbling form.

"Serenity..."

"Jack!?!"

Serenity goes to him, covering herself in blood as she catches him, "Oh my God, Jack? Jack? What happened?"

"The robots..." Jack sputters, "They're... They're..."

Serenity bends in closer, "What about them? TRM, get over here!"

Jack suddenly smiles, "Smear a little blood, act a little dead, "Removes Serenity's mule leg once again, "Get the girl..."

Robotic Jack stands up with the gun pointed straight up into Serenity's throat...



*static*

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 11:12 AM

CASTIRONJACK


*Safe curses in the dark.*

*The lights come on.*

Much better. What the... Who's been messing around with the computer?

DARLING. The intercom sounds, I DON'T THINK WE EVER HAD A CHANCE TO REALLY MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK.

Huh? Destiny? What's going on?

*The sound of an electronic screwdriver is heard behind Safe.*

WHO'S GOING TO FIX WHO NOW!?!?!


*static*

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 11:47 AM

CASTIRONJACK


Scottish Jayne approaches Flechette in the crew's mess, "Darling, you're going to hear alot of things pretty soon..."

Flechette finishes up chopping some carrots, "Honey, could you hand me the knife out of the butcher block?" The light flickers, "Damn it Safe, stop toying around with the ship's power and intercom. Sounds like Jack's playing around again," Flechette looks up, "That's the shirt I got you. Does it fit good?"

"Yeah," Jayne hands her the knife, "It does. Muffin, we gotta talk..."

More ominous declarations over the intercom.

Flechette ignores it and starts chopping onions, "We're talking, dear. It's not more of that 'I'm a robot and you're not' sort of talk is it? 'Cause we're going to make this work..."

"Honey, we're trying to take over the ship."

Flechette stops chopping, "Oh."

"Are you mad?" Jayne asks sheepishly.

"So you're leaving?"

"Looks like."

"How much time do you have?"

Jayne checks his watch, "A few minutes."

Flechette washes her hands and gets rid of her apron. She comes around and wraps her arms around Jayne, "We're just gonna have to make the best of them aren't we?"



*static*

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 1:10 PM

THEREALME


Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
*Serenity can barely hear anything over the panicking crew. She looks down the hall and recognizes a stumbling form.*

Serenity...

Jack!?!

*Serenity goes to him, covering herself in blood as she catches him,* Oh my God, Jack? What happened?

The robots...

*Serenity bends in closer,* What about them? TRM, get over here!

*Jack suddenly smiles,* Smear a little blood, *Removes Serenity's mule leg once again,* Get the girl...

*Robotic Jack stands up with the gun pointed straight up into Serenity's throat...*


Huh! Wonder what's with the lights...

Oh, I'm right here, Serenity, and...

Say, Jack! I'd have to double-check to be certain, but I'm pretty sure that holding a gun on a superior officer is against the ship's regulations!

Uh... Is someone hurt?

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 1:27 PM

FLECHETTE


I have to edit just a few things Jack ---

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Scottish Jayne approaches Flechette in the crew's mess, "Darling, you're going to hear alot of things pretty soon..."

Flechette finishes up chopping some carrots, "Honey, could you hand me the knife out of the butcher block?" The light flickers, "Damn it Safe, stop toying around with the ship's power and intercom. Sounds like Jack's playing around again," Flechette looks up, "That's the shirt I got you. Does it fit good?"

"Yeah," Jayne hands her the knife, "It does. Munchkin, we gotta talk..."

More ominous declarations over the intercom.

Flechette ignores it and starts chopping peppers (onions are the vegetable choice of the Devil! no raw onions here!) , "We're talking, dear. It's not more of that 'I'm a robot and you're not' sort of talk is it? 'Cause we're going to make this work..."

"Honey, we're trying to take over the ship."

Flechette doesn't stop chopping, "Oh darn."

"Are you mad?" Jayne asks sheepishly.

"depends - anyone hurt?"

"nothing they can't live thru"

"So you're leaving?"

"Looks like."

"How much time do you have?"

Jayne checks his watch, "A few minutes."

Flechette washes her hands and gets rid of her apron. She comes around and wraps her arms around Jayne, "We're just gonna have to make the best of them aren't we?"

___________------------------------


Jack it is kinda scary how well you can project my actions

________________________________________________
Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter:Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 2:36 PM

CASTIRONJACK


The real Jack staggers on the bridge, "Let her go."

Robotic Jack turns around with Serenity snug in his grasp and lifts an eyebrow, "You know you've really let your own self go, bleeding all over the deck like that..."

"What's wrong with you? Why are you evil all of the sudden? That was extra..." Jack trembles, "That was supposed to be extra..."

TRM looks between the bloody Jacks, "Did I miss something? Why are there two of you?"

"You know, I'm just going to stand here and watch you die. And then after that, I'm going to take this pretty first officer of yours and..."

The Real Jack produces a modest handgun, "I think that you're going to let her go. And you're going to do it now."

"Am I?"

BLAM

The Robotic Jack's head explodes as TRM... blows up his head somehow... without a gun...

"Holy shit," Jack says as the robotic Jack falls to the deck, headless, "How'd you do that?"

"Eastern Philosophy of Destroying an Evil Double."

Serenity recovers her gun, "TRM, Jack IS bleeding to death."

"Right on," TRM produces a first aid kit, "I get to try out my new stitchery set!"









Jack, TRM's First Patient of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 3:05 PM

SAFEAT2ND


Oooo the story has taken a dark turn....I like it!

*In the surface of his toolbox Safe catches the reflection of movement behind him. He pretends not to hear the electric screwdriver, gauging distances he take a step forward, spins and watches the electric screwdriver rocket towards him...it stops inches from his eye at the end of its cord. Safe nonchalantly reaches up, grabs the cord and un-plugs it.*

*Safe turns and opens his toolbox, and lifts out a hidden panel. There lie two black Colt .45 Peacemakers and 2 Colt .44 Magnums.*

Ok you walking toasters....PARTY-TIME!!

*Safe heads off a at dead run*

Gotta find the others...not that they need savin' mind you they're a hardy bunch, just to lend a hand. After all that's what Handymen do best! Woo hoo hoo hoo...


Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 3:27 PM

SAFEAT2ND


*Safe bursts onto the bridge*

There you ar......wha' the??

*safe slips in Jack's blood and arms wind-milling, slides past Serenity, Dr. Me and Jack*
.....oh shit....
*and collides with the railing to the maintenance pit and goes over (good thing it's only a 3ft drop) wounding nothing but his pride*

*Safe's hand comes up outta the pit holding a really big gun*

Ummm Serenity, I think this belongs to you.

Safeat2nd, Redfaced Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 6:26 PM

THEREALME


Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
The real Jack staggers on the bridge, "Let her go."

Robotic Jack turns around with Serenity snug in his grasp and lifts an eyebrow, "You know you've really let your own self go, bleeding all over the deck like that..."

"What's wrong with you? Why are you evil all of the sudden? That was extra..." Jack trembles, "That was supposed to be extra..."

TRM looks between the bloody Jacks, "Did I miss something? Why are there two of you?"

"You know, I'm just going to stand here and watch you die. And then after that, I'm going to take this pretty first officer of yours and..."

The Real Jack produces a modest handgun, "I think that you're going to let her go. And you're going to do it now."

"Am I?"


The moment that Robotic Jack's attention is on the real Jack, TheRealMe produces from his hand a black disk ringed with fire, perhaps a foot across. A twin of that disk appears a short distance away, floating above Robotic Jack's head.

With a quick downward motion of his hand, TRM lowers both disks, dropping the one over Robotic Jack's head. As the plane of that disk passes downward, the top half of Robotic Jack's head disappears, to emerge, with a confused expression, from the disk in TheRealMe's hand.

TheRealMe claps his hands together, and both disks snap shut, slicing Robotic Jack's head in half.

BLAM!

Both halves explode, knocking TheRealMe back to the bulkhead. TheRealMe dusts himself off.

Quote:


"Holy shit," Jack says as the robotic Jack falls to the deck, headless, "How'd you do that?"

"Eastern Philosophy of Destroying an Evil Double."

Serenity recovers her gun, "TRM, Jack IS bleeding to death."

"Right on," TRM produces a first aid kit, "I get to try out my new stitchery set!"



TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 8:33 PM

CASTIRONJACK


The crew bursts into the Mess Hall. Safe and TRM are holding Jack between them, surprisingly patched and sewn up pretty well.

Serenity sweeps the room with her gun, "Well?"

Jack shrugs, "I don't know where he could be," he looks around, "Funny, that looks like his shirt," he points at a Blue Sun t-shirt.

There's a jostling behind the kitchen counter. Serenity silently makes her way forward...

"And that looks like his pants, too," Jack says, "And his boots..."

TRM points out another shirt, "Hey. Isn't that Flechette's?"

At that moment, Flechette's head pops over the counter, "Hey guys, do you mind?"

Serenity flushes as she gets a little more than everyone else, "Sorry, Flechette. Didn't know you had the situation... Under control..."

"Not yet, but I'm working on it..." Flechette's head disappears beneath the counter once again. There's some groaning behind the counter.

Safe turns on Jack, "Hey. How is this fair? Mine only tried to kill us all twice and yours shot you."

"It hurts to shrug, Safe. I dunno. Maybe that's why they were free."

"Would both of you shut up?" Serenity exclaims, "We've got to fix the ship before the captain wakes up."

TRM straightens and salutes, "Don't you worry about a thing Serenity. Patching up Jack was easy. Destiny should be a cakewalk!"

"I think you guys should start in the computer room," An unseen Flechette replies, "Or the engine room..."

Serenity pinches the bridge of her nose, "Got it Flechette. We're leaving..." she says, "Keep up the... Good work."



Jack, One Out of Three Ain't Bad of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:40 AM

THEREALME


Right! It so happens that I'm an expert in engineering, computers, and robotics. Why, I invented my own robot, Sparky, in the Sereni-Tree some 27 threads ago!

* TheRealMe listens to more noises from behind the counter. *

Though I admit that Sparky was not nearly so... advanced... as these models.

The solution to our problem is that we need to program the Three Laws of Robotics into our new friend's main processor.


TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 2:57 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

The solution to our problem is that we need to program the Three Laws of Robotics into our new friend's main processor.


Yeah, because that's worked so well for others. *sarcasm.*

And when did I get turned into the ship's DID? Where's TWG when you need her?

Still haven't finished my essay. *grumble grumble*

Safe: Sorry to hear about your game. That stinks.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:15 AM

THEREALME


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:

The solution to our problem is that we need to program the Three Laws of Robotics into our new friend's main processor.


Yeah, because that's worked so well for others. *sarcasm.*


Well, when they were correctly applied, the Three Laws worked in every story that ASIMOV wrote about his world.

(Oh, and this shared writing thing works better if a situation gets set up by one person, but pauses at a climax (gun pointed at somebody, for example). This lets others respond with their ideas and allow them to influence the story more.)

TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:29 AM

CALLMESERENITY


That was my whole point, TRM, "when applied correctly". There's always that margin of error. And in case you haven't noticed..our whole ship is one big flying space margin of error. A sp'error if you will.

Oh well, do what you must. What's the worst than can happen? She asks arbitrarily.

And TRM's right about letting people respond. It makes for more fun all around.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:10 AM

SAFEAT2ND


I hear ya TRM & CMS. I'll try to curb my enthusiasm. I'm still relatively new to this.

I get caught up in the hilarity. This has been an extremely funny & creative thread. I've always been a bit hesitant to participate in these things. You know...the "geek" stigma...being a jock of sorts, but you guys included me like I've been around a while. Thanks for making it easy and very un-cliqueish.

But with there being only about 4 or 5 of us, the thread almost disappears. I will do my best to create a pause. Lets see if we can get the others to pipe up and chip in.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:57 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Safe, it's taking me awhile to get used to all of this, too. Though I've never been a jock. Just never been full-blown geek, either. I was more the drama and music nerdy type. Shakespeare and sonatas. But people here are shiny. They accept nearly everyone as they are. With the exception of trolls. No one likes trolls.

*Does the I'm Going to Dragon*Con in 2 days Dance of Joy*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 6:24 AM

GREEKTOOMEY


Now, something about all this is just downright unsettlin'.

However, I did get a pass to see a Serenity screening tomorrow night! WOO!!!

Ahem.

"Greek" Toomey, Buccaneer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 6:25 AM

SAFEAT2ND


*does the head down, hands in pockets, imaginary pebble kicking, shuffle of Jealousy*

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 6:38 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I've already been to a screening, I'm not jealous. Not at all! *fools no one.*

Flechie-I finally looked at your browncoat picture. That is swish! Love it! And you are stylin' in that coat. You gonna wear it to the NCBDMPP?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 7:46 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You gonna wear it to the NCBDMPP?


Sometimes the acronyms baffle me

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 7:59 AM

FLECHETTE


North Carolina Big Damn Movie Primere Party




Depends on the weather Serenity - it's a canvas style cloth and let me tell you it's hot! I swear leather and suede have more breathing room.

Hubby talking about doing a complete Mal style costume- so one of us will likely be wearing one!

________________________________________________
Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 8:03 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Quote:
Originally posted by Flechette:
North Carolina Big Damn Movie Primere Party





Wow, I can see why it was abbreviated. I guessed the BDMP bit - but thats all
Thanks for the enlightenment

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 8:15 AM

CALLMESERENITY


There's gonna be a costume contest, you know. Hubby could try for that.

I occasionally briefly consider pulling a kaylee costume together. I have most of the components. Just need a pair of overalls and some patches. But I just never really convince myself to do it.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 8:23 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Okay, I just made a decision.

We're having a party tomorrow!!
I was going to throw one of Friday, but I'm leaving early Friday to go to Dragon*Con and I'm working extra hours this week to make up for the lost time so I feel the need to party. Cyberly. Before I party for real. Sooo.party Thursday. In the dining area. Be there!

Flechie-would you mind doing snacks? I'll mix up some fun drinks.

*hands out invites to everyone on the ship. Invites a few non-crew members to join, too.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 8:46 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Okay, I just made a decision.

We're having a party tomorrow!!
I was going to throw one of Friday, but I'm leaving early Friday to go to Dragon*Con and I'm working extra hours this week to make up for the lost time so I feel the need to party. Cyberly. Before I party for real. Sooo.party Thursday. In the dining area. Be there!

Flechie-would you mind doing snacks? I'll mix up some fun drinks.

*hands out invites to everyone on the ship. Invites a few non-crew members to join, too.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny


*excited*

Woohoo. My first cyberparty!

So, is there a theme?

Should I come dressed up as something?

*lightning flashes*

agh, we've got a storm here. The tv just went off in the other room and I feared the Pc was going to turn off too.

*wipes sweat from forehead*

so... party? Should I bring anything?

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:29 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions


Just submitted my written testimonial, finally

Now I've gotta do the next challenge...

*looks what it is*

Create a Browncoat bumper sticker?

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:31 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Needy-I'd suggest party games, but I'm not sure what you'd bring would be completely legal. I think a few of us are underaged. So, just bring yourself and get ready to have some fun. I need some fun. This week has been stressful.

I didn't tell you guys what happened yesterday! We had a huge lightning storm. I was at work, the phone rang, I picked it up just as the building got struck by lightning and BAM! I felt it go through me. I screamed, hung up the phone and started jumping around like a crazy person. It didn't hurt so much as felt like I suddenly had waaaay too much energy. The two women in the room with me screamed too, our pastor came running in thinking one of us had been hurt. The whole building went all wonky for a few moments. The computers got hit, the alarm system got hit. They were down all last evening. The phones were okay. After awhile I could feel a pain up my arm and in my neck, but I felt fine this morning. But it was a weird weird experience!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:37 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Most of their challenges have been ones you can only do if you have mad computer skills and photoshop or stuff like that. None of which I have. I don't think I can design a bumper sticker, especially since "My other vehicle is a Firefly" is already taken.

Oh well, maybe inspiration will hit.



Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:42 AM

CASTIRONJACK


Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:


And TRM's right about letting people respond. It makes for more fun all around.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny



Yesterday was slow. I kind of hoped people would pipe up once I introduced a little peril, some did, but it wasn't the response that I was hoping for.

There's always a next time.

Jack, Infirmed of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 9:49 AM

CALLMESERENITY


I missed all the peril. By the time I got back, the peril was over.


It was too perilous!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 10:25 AM

SAFEAT2ND


WAHOOO!! I just got the Serenity comics issues #1&2. Book and Inara covers.

Call me old...but when did comics start costing $3.95 CAN? Didn't they used to be $1-$1.50Can?

Is our story done now in leiu of a party? It was getting good (nice peril Jack!). I keep forgetting time zone differences, hence why people weren't responding right away. Boy do I feel sheeeepish baa.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 10:54 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Where did our story leave off? If I can remember where we were, I could contribute. I know Flechie was being naughty with Scottish Jayne and Needy seduced Bubbles and Safe clubbed her in the head (I think it was safe.)

TRM blew off Robot Jack's head (did I thank you yet TRM for saving my life? Thanks! ) and that's what I remember.

What else is there to do before we can party?

(Next person, robot or otherwise, that takes my gun is going to feel my wrath. Be warned!)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 11:43 AM

CASTIRONJACK


Well...

Safe did finish off Bubbles in a blaze of gunfire. Problem is that she had the operational chip of Destiny's main computer in while he did it.

But we can fix it.

Jack, Infirmed of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:20 PM

CALLMESERENITY


Jack-has TRM fixed you up yet, or do you need another one of my glow-in-the-dark band aids?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 3:55 PM

THEREALME


Well, I already used a couple tubes of superglue to bind Jack's wounds together, and...

*TheRealMe discovers that his hand is stuck to the superglue tube. He shakes his hand wildly, to no effect. *


TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 4:07 PM

CASTIRONJACK


Hopefully, I'm fine...



Jack, Crossing Fingers of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 2:09 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Psst, Jack, come over here!

*Serenity smuggles Jack into a room where she cleans out his wounds and dresses them properly.*

Okay, whatever you do, don't tell TRM.

You should be fine now.



Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 4:40 AM

FLECHETTE


Well I burned out Janyes' batteries ... again

I've got 3 different types of ice planets, pretzels, salsa, chips, cakes, chocolate in about every imaginable form, cookies, nut rolls, cheese balls, crackers, meatballs, hot cheese dip and I think I'm out of space to put anything else out -- any other requests?


hmmm -- if I postion Scottish Janye right I mignt get some more table space.... hmmmmm


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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell;Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter;Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 4:42 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*Serenity goes to supply closet. Comes out with armloads of stuff. She heads to the dining room and begins decorating for the party. Pineapples, tiki gods, palm trees, monkeys (no, no the evil space kind) and all things island soon bedeck the room, making it look like a tropical paradise.*

Okay, this party is themed, so come in your Hawaiian shirts everyone!

*She runs back to her room, changes into a hawaiian print dress. Tucks a hybiscus flower behind her ear and hangs a lei around her neck. She heads back to the dining room and puts some steel drum music on. She starts making drinks in coconut shells.*

Let's party, people!!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 7:38 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*looks around at the empty room.*

You know, IRL, my parties are famous. I throw great parties. And I always have interesting food. There was the make your own pizza one where I made the pizza crusts myself. Or the apple one where I had anything and everything you could want to dip your apple slices in. That was a hit.
Or the surprise party for a friend who went back into the military. We decorated the place in red white and blue and everyone wore camo and I made a strawberry shortcake that looked like a flag.
People were having so much fun at that one that I had to kick them out; they wouldn't leave.

My balloon chandeliers are legendary. I can do things with streamers that others have only dreamed of. Other people throw parties and they beg me to help them.

So why is it that I throw a party here and no one comes?

*starts eating the chocolates.*


Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 8:06 AM

FLECHETTE



Sorry CMS -


I would have been here sooner but Tim (hubby) just got called up for duty to go to Louisiana for 2- 3 weeks - my morning has been a mess

we're supposed to go see my family 9/22-25 he's not likely to make it at this point - we're hopeful he'll be here for the NCBDMPP but we'll just have to wait and see....

and why am I worrying about this when peoples lives are devastated?

Mind if I go get drunk in the corner?

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 9:12 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Oooh, Flechie, I'm sorry!

But I'm so glad that your husband is going to get to help the people in LA. I'd go myself if I could. As it is, I have to make due with sending money and prayers. At least for now.

But don't stay in the corner and mope, Scottish Jayne has finshed recharging and he'll keep you company. Look, he put a nice clean hawaiian print shirt on! I hear tell he's a good dancer.



Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 9:56 AM

CASTIRONJACK


Well... Since there's noone here...

*with a smirk,* Table dancing it is!

That's right, people! Jack's back and he brought his boogie!

Get down.

Jack, Suddenly HEALED and Groovalicious of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 10:14 AM

CALLMESERENITY


*having had to drink all the alcohol herself, Serenity joins Jack on the table.*



Serenity, Letting Her Hair Down of Destiny

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 10:45 AM

PSYCHICRIVER


Ooh, cheese dip!

*Dips chip in dip.*

*Crunch*

Genius.

Can I get a flower thingy? Or a dreadlocks wig?

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."

Me -

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Thursday, September 1, 2005 10:52 AM

CALLMESERENITY


Aloha PR!

*Serenity jumps off table to give PR a lei.*

Come, dance with us!

And here, drink this. I made it just for you!

*hands PR a coconut filled with something tasty and non-alcoholic. Pulls him up on the table.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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