THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #4 by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #4

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Saturday, September 3, 2005 12:53
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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:22 AM

Well, this is a mite interesting. Seems UNCHARTEDOUTLAW has won TWO IN A ROW now with this Hi-larious caption.

BOOK: Well, I'll be! River was right about integrating non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Hmm!

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CONGRATS!

Now onto #4, where Cap'n and Jayne are having a little chat...

MAL:"Don't look at me like that! I just have a thing for floral hats, okay?"
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Alrighty then!Go get 'em!

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:38 AM

BARCLAY

Mal: Jayne, I know you've had too much to drink, but I swear by my pretty floral hat if you hit on me again I will waste you.

"You are on the Global Frequency."
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Monday, August 29, 2005 10:40 AM

JACQUI

M: So then she says, it's a *magic* hat. Pfft. Wear it and girls everywhere will throw themselves at you, she says. I'd like to see...
J: Mal? You sure is purty tonight...

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"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:13 AM

LEXIGEEK

You gotta rain stick? 'Coulda been worse. 'Coulda gotta hat looks like this! Wanna trade?

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"Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy ... Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:16 AM

DROPPYMCCOOL

Mal: I'm think I gonna need the doc to check this out.
Jayne: Don't worry about it. A girl gave me something similar a couple years back, but it cleared up after a couple of days.

or the completely obvious

Mal: How does it sit?
Jayne: Pretty cunning.

"This is not a time for extraordinary men."

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:30 AM

CITIZEN

Book(O/S): Jayne, you may now kiss the bride...

Or

Mal: You don't think its too girly do you?
Jayne: No Mal, you look reeaal pretty.

Or

Mal: And then she did this thing with her finger.

Or

Mal: Smell my finger...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Monday, August 29, 2005 11:32 AM

THEDUKE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne: I still don't buy this whole "I'm Ceaser incarnate" business, Mal!

btw, love the picture, and tis much better as this smaller size, the bigger ones were a tiny bit tedious!

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Monday, August 29, 2005 12:01 PM

LADYSHELLEY

Quote:

Now see this goes with so much more than that floral bonnet.

Lady Shelley
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Monday, August 29, 2005 4:57 PM

VISITINGMYINTENTIONS

MAL: Look at that chiseled jaw, huh?

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Early: Where'd she go?

Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's NOT incorporeally possessing a spaceship, don't look at me --

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Monday, August 29, 2005 5:13 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Nathan: Hey, Jewel! Look at my pretty hat! (to Adam) See, I got her again.
Adam: You do realize that it's supposed to be the middle finger, right?
Nathan: Damn it! Did I use the wrong one again? I really need to stop drinking to get into character.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through another world)
Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions
This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

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Monday, August 29, 2005 5:18 PM

LEXIGEEK

Mal: Yeah ... Just wait a few more episodes my friend! Just a few more episodes. Then we'll see who's got a gorram silly hat!

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"Dear Diary...today I was pompous and my sister was crazy ... Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever."

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:11 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Booooyeah, baby! Now I just gotta start chanting Three-peat! Three-peat! :D

*dances a happy dance*

-Taylor

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**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 12:14 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

MAL: Hey Jayne, look what one of them Firefly Fans knitted for me!

JAYNE: Heh, nice. I just got another one of those orange hats.

*or*

MAL (drunk): Heheh, Jayne, look...I'm a fairy!

JAYNE: Keep up that kinda talk and the whole town'll think that, too!

*or*

MAL (giddy): Heehee! Hat! *big grin*

-Taylor (three-peat! three-peat!)

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**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 7:36 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL(muffled):"I...can't...move...my...face!"

JAYNE:"Can't hear you Cap'n, did River give you botox or sumthin?"

OR

JAYNE:"You'd better take that hat off soon Mal, or that crazy blonde from FireflyFans dot net will get you, too!"

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Time for some thrilling heroics!

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 5:39 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

*After a night spent drinking all of the special brew at a bar*
Drunk Jayne: Your hat. So pretty. Let me wear it
Drunk Mal: You try and I'll shoot you with this invisible gun here

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Wednesday, August 31, 2005 11:39 AM

CHOLLETT

Mal: "So Wash says, "Zoe can kill me with her pinky" and i say..."
Jayne: "Heh. Got a bit of trouble keeping track of your digits there, ain't you Mal?"

or

Jayne couldn't help but grin as he saw Mal about to get punched out by Floral Hat Fiend.

(It looks kind of like a fist behind them, ok?)

or

Mal: "Hey Jayne, look above us!"
Jayne: "Oh no, i'm not falling for that one again."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Friday, September 2, 2005 9:08 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bump
VOTING WILL BE UP TONIGHT!LAST CHANCE!
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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:12 AM

BLUEBOMBER

Quote:

MAL (drunk): I feel purdy.
JAYNE: That hat makes you look like an idiot.

or

MAL: Look! I'm the king of Londonium! I get to wear the shiny hat!
JAYNE (smiles and nods): Uh-huh....

or

MAL: 'Nara sez this thing makes me look all authoritative-like.
JAYNE: Shiny! Lemme wear it.
MAL: No.
JAYNE: AWW!

or

MAL & JAYNE (singing): I say don't you know/
You say you don't know/
I say....TAKE ME OUT!!
(nah nah nana nah nah naaaah....)

I'm not sure why, but when I saw this pic, I thought of that song...

"Mwah ha ha ha...mine is an evil laugh. Now die."

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:15 AM

BLUEBOMBER

Whoops...double post.

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:18 AM

CITIZEN

I dont wanna die...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:29 AM

BADGERSHAT

Mal: "Yeah, sure, you SAY you're such a tough guy, but let's see if you've got the spheres to knock this hat off my head... "

Jayne: "Nah, it just looks too pretty there, gleaming in all that hair gel you use... "

--Jefé The Hat

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Friday, September 2, 2005 12:03 PM

DARKJESTER

Jayne: (singing)"If you go to the Triumph Settlement..."
Mal and Jayne: "Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair...."

Groovy, Veronica, you dig?

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

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Friday, September 2, 2005 7:05 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet...IT'S VOTING TIME!!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=933605&sparkKey=65d5806
f11de7017e1ff1aefb62af964b0

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Friday, September 2, 2005 7:24 PM

NOX2HED

Now onto #4, where Cap'n and Jayne are having a little chat...

Hey Jayne, you get one guess as to my shiny new hat!

Hey Mal, You get one chance ta loose it or wake up as my shiny new bitch!

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One of us is crazy, and it's not you!

Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.

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Friday, September 2, 2005 7:47 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(Damn, I'm too late...but here's mine anyway...)

Mal: HA HA! Look who made "Saint" first!
Jayne: Aww, heck, I knew I shoulda kissed Preacher on the mouth...

BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, September 3, 2005 12:53 PM

JACQUI

Oooh, hey, I'm winning!

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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