MWA: Mudders With Attitude by UnchartedOutlaw

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MWA: Mudders With Attitude

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UPDATED: Saturday, September 3, 2005 08:06
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Friday, September 2, 2005 4:12 AM

Okay, so maybe it's just Friday and I'm on Strawberry-flavored Crack [tm], but I was listening to mashup between Nirvana and NWA that I found at www.gybo-v3.co.uk when I suddenly started thinking...

...what if after "Jaynestown" the Mudders were even more steeled by the experience and started standing up for themselves more. Their folk music culture evolved 'rap'idly and they formed MWA: Mudders With Attitude! And they released their first album on the Cortex... Straight Outta Canton!

Yes, expect a filk in the filk section after the weekend!

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**
**Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:28 AM

CITIZEN

you had me at Nirvana...
But I prefer chocolate falvoured crack, less tangy...

Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand.
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:41 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Holy carp! I liked that track!

Mudder's can't have attitudes...Higgin's would have knocked it out of them already...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:43 AM

OURMRREYNOLDS

F*ck tha magistrate, comin' stright from the muddy ground
A young mudder got it bad and I'm brown...

I am planning on growing a big black moustache. I'm a traditionalist.

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Friday, September 2, 2005 10:56 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

F*ckin' with me cause I'm indentured
And my will to live is endangered
Just cause I'm from the capital BMP (big, muddy planet)
Punk Magistrate's are afraid of me

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Friday, September 2, 2005 11:01 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Yes!! Oh, that's feckin' fantastic! I need to go over to lyrics.com and get them before I leave work!

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**
**Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Saturday, September 3, 2005 7:49 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Okay, here's the cover art:

Cover art is here: http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=4805

And here are the lyrics!

MWA is: Jayne Cobb, Crazy D, MC Ben, and Dr. Play!

You are now about to witness the strength of mud knowledge

Verse One: Jayne Cobb

Straight outta Canton, crazy ole mudder named Jayne Cobb
From the gang called Mudders With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I gotta saw off
Squeeze the trigger, and bricks are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya mess with me
The mag is gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo hump, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk magistraters that's showin out
Mudders start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a magistrater like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo back
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a mudder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Mista Niska
Dirt and shovel and mud is the tool
Don't make me act the nasty mudder fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin magiz out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb magistraters see clearly
that I'm down with the capital M-U-D
Boy you can't mess with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Jayne Cobb is crazy with luck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Canton

Chorus:

[City of Canton, City of Canton]

[Crazy D] Yo Ben
[MC Ben] Whassup?
[Crazy D] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Ben

Straight outta Canton, another crazy ass mudder
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad ole mudder and you know this
But the weak magistraters don't show this
But I don't give a hump, I'ma make my snaps
If not from the records, from jackin the bricks
Just like burglary, the definition is 'jackin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'packin'
Shoot a magistrater in a minute
I find a sweet fine lady, I go up in it
So if you're at a show up at the mansion
I'm a call you a bonafide ‘panion
You'll probably get mad like a gal is supposed to
But that shows me, hun, you're composed to
a crazy ole mudder from tha fields
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up spit
MC Ben controls the automatic
For any dumb magistrater that starts static
Not the right hand cause I'm the hand itself
every time I pull a shovel off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
B-E-N spells Ben but I'm raw
See, coz I'm the crazy mudder villain
The definition is clear, you're the witness of a killin
that's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your hump is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
but a mudder like Ben is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Canton...

Chorus:

[City of Canton, City of Canton]

[Dr. Play] Crazy is his name and the boy is comin...

Verse Three: Crazy D

...straight outta Canton
is a mudder that'll smother yo' mother
and make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous crazy mudder raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't give a hump, that's the problem
I see a magistratin’ cop I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a ‘strate pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a ‘strater ridin’
but don't know where the hump he's going, just rollin
lookin for the one they call Crazy
But here's a flash, they never seize me
Ruthless! Never seen like a bubble in the mud
except when I pop up, see I'll get over this old town
and hear the scream of the one who got the last knock down
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory no one'll be forgettin
So what about the ‘strate who got shot? Forget him!
You think I give a hump about a ‘strate? I ain't a slim jim!
This is the autobiography of MWA, and if you ever mess with us
You'll get taken by a stupid dope mudder who will smother
word to the magistraters, straight outta Canton

Chorus:

[City of Canton, City of Canton]

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**
**Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Saturday, September 3, 2005 7:58 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

SWEET!!!

Doesn't hurt that I'm an NWA fan from way back though!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Saturday, September 3, 2005 8:06 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Not for a moment!

-Taylor

http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com
http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera

**Winner of That Other Shiny Caption Game #2 & #3**
**Winner of Caption Tightpants #39**

River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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