CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #41

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 2:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

How weird is this? Another caption, another crossover, another winner...a previous winner...our first FIVE TIME WINNER...take a look... Congrats, SPG! We should call you 5-StarPilotGrainger now! And here is this weeks challenge, lets see who is up to stepping into 5-Star's shoes with this pic of Kaylee! As she stood in the Jiangyin Lumber & Adult Gift Shop, Kaylee pondered if the Big Wooden Head required batteries... (oh yeah, that's a great way to start this week out...) BWAH! TCM The BIG DAMN LINK to the CAPTION TIGHTPANTS game! You can play today! http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=9360 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Avail yourself of my trade! I have original (meaning: designed by me!) T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In or near Ohio? Join us! http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 3:17 PM

DARKJESTER

Joss wouldn't let the Blues Brothers perform during River's dance scene, but Dan Aykroyd still managed to sneak on set disguised as Baldar Conehead. Or Kaylee (reading tag): "A meepzorp. For zorping meeps." River (o/s): "From France!" Editted to (hopefully) make it funnier MAL "You only gotta scare him." JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:16 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

KAYLEE (to self): Hmm, says here that this head carving is an ancient fertility symbol from Earth-That-Was and is guaranteed to attract uptight doctors....Hmmm. 'Nara!! Can I borrow twenty credits?! -Taylor http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com - blog http://firefly.firehead.org/norcalriviera - videos http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera - store River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:23 PM

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:27 PM

LADYSHELLEY

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:38 PM

MANWITHPEZ Important people don't do field work.

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 4:56 PM

NOX2HED

And here is this weeks challenge, lets see who is up to stepping into 5-Star's shoes with this pic of Kaylee! _ _ _ _ Oh man, I just cannot respond to this caption tightpants. With every idea that cums to mind just looking at that pic, I can feel the thought police straining to slambust my doors down and charge me with so many violations of mental debauchery, obscene and licentious intent of the most depraved moral standards… …and I was so close to getting off probation. _ _ _ _ _ One of us is crazy, and it's not you! Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down. ·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)

Tuesday, September 6, 2005 5:12 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 12:05 AM

CITIZEN

Kaylee couldn't help wondering if the big wooden head would fit up Mal's man-sized nose... or Kaylee couldn't help smilling when she saw the big wooden head... or Kyalee had to admit it, this was the bizzarest sex shop she'd ever been in... or (in a similar vein to the one above...) Kaylee really hoped the post holer really was for digging holes, for posts. Q: What do you have when you are holding two little green balls in your hand. A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 12:14 AM

RELFEXIVE

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:29 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Woo, 5 time winner. Unfortunately I haven't been able to come up with much for this one. Here goes my best effort so far: In Jiangyin's combination Temple/General Store, Kaylee sacrifices a traditional strawberry to give her luck with the menfolk. ... I'll keep working on some. Star Pilot Grainger "Remember, the enemy's gate is down." LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real) http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through other worlds) Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 3:05 AM

EST120

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 3:41 AM

TADIERA

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 4:35 AM

TADIERA

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 6:34 AM

JACQUI

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:15 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote: Originally posted by TenthCrewMember: Kaylee: Assembly instructions for the Idol Of Love, hmm... (thinking in sing-song): I have you now, Simon! (outloud): #1. Attach head/neck to shoulder module. #2. Attach head/shoul... Darnit, where's the rest of it?? --------------------------------------------- The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:46 PM

SIMONWHO

Truth negated beauty while false idols promised an enchanted frolic.

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:11 PM

MDNIGHTRADIO7L

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:20 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:38 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Kaylee was excited to be the first person on the planet to meet the alien leader... she just hoped the Big Giant Head didn't think her gift was too tacky. Star Pilot Grainger "Remember, the enemy's gate is down." LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real) http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through other worlds) Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

Wednesday, September 7, 2005 7:41 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Thursday, September 8, 2005 4:15 PM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Caption: Jewel was a little disappointed as she toured Stargate Atlantis' prop department. Jewel (examining disc): So this is really the Stargate? Wow. Producer (OS): Yeah, it looks much better when we add the CGI. Now, this big head thing here, this is going to be your makeup. Jewel: I'm wearing this? Producer: Much better when we add the CGI, I swear. Star Pilot Grainger "Remember, the enemy's gate is down." LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/newnumber6 (real) http://www.livejournal.com/users/alternaljournal (fictional, travelling through other worlds) Unreachable Star: http://www.unreachablestar.net - Comics & SF News/Reviews/Opinions This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

Thursday, September 8, 2005 4:34 PM

DRAGONWINE

Thursday, September 8, 2005 4:42 PM

RYCE

Thursday, September 8, 2005 5:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Thursday, September 8, 2005 7:45 PM

RHONIS

Thursday, September 8, 2005 10:48 PM

ZOOT

Friday, September 9, 2005 2:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

(cuz I'm still feelin' wacky...) Worst. Diaphragm. Ever. BWAH! TCM The BIG DAMN LINK to the CAPTION TIGHTPANTS game! You can play today! http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=9360 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Avail yourself of my trade! I have original (meaning: designed by me!) T-shirts, posters, mugs and more at http://www.cafepress.com/10thcrew ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In or near Ohio? Join us! http://p097.ezboard.com/bohiofireflyfans http://groups.yahoo.com/group/firefly-ohio

Friday, September 9, 2005 2:10 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

In a tribute to Wonderfalls...seeing as how I'm just getting introduced to the series: HEAD: Don't buy the duck. KAYLEE(looking around): What? 'Nara? Who said that? HEAD: Don't buy the duck. Okay, so it was at least an attempt... -Taylor http://norcalriviera.blogspot.com - blog http://firefly.firehead.org/norcalriviera - videos http://www.cafepress.com/norcalriviera - store River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

Friday, September 9, 2005 2:29 AM

EST120

Quote: Originally posted by MdnightRadio7L: Kaylee was surprised to find that Lemonhead the Cannibal had apparently escaped Monkey Island via the 'Verse's most powerful rubber tree. I absolutely positively love those games. I have all four. There should be a movie made out of those!

Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:12 AM

CHOLLETT

Saturday, September 10, 2005 9:39 AM

WHITEFALL

Saturday, September 10, 2005 1:51 PM

NEEDY The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Saturday, September 10, 2005 2:34 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sunday, September 11, 2005 2:17 PM

RYCE

Monday, September 12, 2005 5:05 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?