Favorite Movie Quotes by Lerxst

"What you're feeling is premature enlightenment." --- Fight Club

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 2:46 AM

"Those guys look tough!" - Thomas (Jackie Chan)

"Super tough!" - David (Biao 'Lightning Bill' Yuen)

"Let's run!" - Thomas

"Okay!" - David

[Mad dash out of dark alley]

- Meals on Wheels

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 3:14 AM

Not movie quotes, but...

"Ah, just the bundle of negative reinforcement I was looking for." - Mr. Gone

"I had penetrated to the soft, white, be-toothed heart of darkness." - Maxx

"Who am I kidding? I probably don't even have a toilet paper fairie." - Julie

"But it's not that; I was thinking 'please, God, don't let something so profound be expressed in words this trite.' But it was too late." - Sarah

All from The Maxx animated series

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:45 AM

SERENITYVALLEY

I collect quotes. Mine are on my website

http://www.simple-assault.com/quotes.html

"Turn back Sarah, Turn back before it's too late." --Labyrinth

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" -Wash
"I told him to sit down," -Simon

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 5:51 AM

KAYTHRYN

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Post by Serenityvally:
"Turn back Sarah, Turn back before it's too late." --Labyrinth

Oh! A Labyrinth fan! That defiantly ranks on my top ten favorite movies list. What good taste we Browncoats have.

This is a long quote, but I feel obligated to include it.

"You remind me of the babe."
"What babe?"
"The babe with the power."
"What power?"
"The power of voodoo."
"Who do?"
"You do."
"Do what?"
"Remind me of the babe."
-Jareth & Goblins

I used to sing that as a kid... that and the song the orange head throwing puppets sang.

Though my all time favorite quote would have to be my tag. Ain’t it just the truth?

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:05 AM

SERENITYVALLEY

That's my favorite movie! I have the whole movie memorized and I have the soundtrack too. Yay. I like the little hat guy. He's so great. "Well then I THINK that's you luck. Please leave a contribution in the little box."

"Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" -Wash
"I told him to sit down," -Simon

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:17 AM

RIVERSIDE

I LOVE The Maxx!
Three of my faves.
"Stop that, everybody knows Iszes don't have eyeballs!" - Mr Gone
and
"...or they might be staring because I just said all of that out loud. Crap." The Maxx
and
"...musn't have people seeing grannies clipped to trash bins by thier teeth." - Mr Gone
(not sure how exact my quotes are, havent' seen it since my last b-day).

Quote:
Originally posted by Gaebolga:
Not movie quotes, but...

"Ah, just the bundle of negative reinforcement I was looking for." - Mr. Gone

"I had penetrated to the soft, white, be-toothed heart of darkness." - Maxx

"Who am I kidding? I probably don't even have a toilet paper fairie." - Julie

"But it's not that; I was thinking 'please, God, don't let something so profound be expressed in words this trite.' But it was too late." - Sarah

All from The Maxx animated series

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:19 AM

RIVERSIDE

How can one not love Laryrinth!
My fave
"Hey lady, that's his head - hey that's my head!"
"You're only allowed to throw your own head!"
"Take off your ears!"
"You don't need two ears..."
-weirdo orange guys

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaythryn:
Quote:
Post by Serenityvally:
"Turn back Sarah, Turn back before it's too late." --Labyrinth

Oh! A Labyrinth fan! That defiantly ranks on my top ten favorite movies list. What good taste we Browncoats have.
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:50 AM

Police: Are you human?
Dallas: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

Lelu: Multipass!

The Fifth Element

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:09 AM

MARK

Awww!!! But you're missing out on some of the goodies!!

"Ryan... Be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react well to bullets."
-Connery to Baldwin in the Missile room. The Hunt For Red October.

"Get off the Nuclear warhead!!" - Armageddon

"Did you know we're sitting on 2 million gallons of fuel, a nuclear weapon and a thing with 270,000 moving parts that was built by the lowest bidder. Kinda makes you feel good dont it?" - Armageddon.

"Your muscles freeze, you can't breathe, you spasm so hard you break your own back and spit your guts out... But that's after your skin melts off" - The Rock

"Now back up, put the gun down and give me a packet of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious."
"And some Skittles" - Bad Boys

Twelve spheres of unendurable brightness spalled the velvety blackness of space.
The silence on Lester Tourville's flag bridge was absolute
And then the spell was broken as Shannon Foraker looked up from her console from where she had just sent a seemingly innocent command to the main computers of State Security's finest Superdreadnoughts.
"Oops." She said.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:10 AM

"Give me some sugar baby"

"Groovy"

Bruce "Ash" Campbell-Evil Dead II

Quote:
"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:16 AM

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Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
"Give me some sugar baby"

"Groovy"

Bruce "Ash" Campbell-Evil Dead II

"That's just pillow talk, baby."

"I am Jack's smirking revenge." Fight Club

"If I were an eighteenth century French general stuck in San Dimas, where would I go? Waterloo!!!" Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"You're money, baby. You're money!" Swingers

Col. Mustard: This is war, Peacock! You cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs. Every cook'll tell you that.
Mrs. Peacock: But look what happened to the cook!
Clue ... and I could do Clue quote all day

"How very." Heathers

Okay, I could go on and on.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:40 AM

"Where did you learn that?" - John Spartan (Sylvester Stallone)

"Watching Jackie Chan movies." - Lenina Huxley (Sandra Bullock)

- Demolition Man

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 7:45 AM

"You killed my hostage. You killed my hostage. You killed my hostage! [*gunshot*] Never do that again." - Mr. Gone

- "Everyone's afraid of the neighborhood griper."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 8:00 AM

Jonathan: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
Carnal Knowledge

Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh! Oh!

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter: Good point.

Bob:If you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter: Yeah.
Bob: Great.
Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Bob: Looks like you've been missing quite a bit of work lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't say I've been MISSING it, Bob.

Milton: And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.

Bill: Oh, and next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day...so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
Office space

Quote:
"Now, a headache I can get over. I'm not sure if I'm going to get over being dead anytime soon."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 8:15 AM

"He's sulking in his tent like Achilles...Achilles? Greek hero? The Illiad? Read a book!" - Handy

[slightly later]

"Uh, he's sulking in his tent like a guy from Chile." - One-Ton

"Oh God, you're making us look bad!" - Handy

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"Dis is not mad science! Mad science is about doing bad sings to good people! Mit sicence!" - Professor Chromedome

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"Arthur! Monkey out of nowehre!" - The Tick

- All from The Tick animated series.

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 9:20 AM

I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free

It pissed the warden off someything aweful.
-Shawshank Redemption

Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there is no body else in this house?
Wadsworth: Ummm, no.
Colonel Mustard: Then there is someone else in this house?
Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said no meaning yes.
Colonel Mustard: No meaning yes? Look I want a straight answer, is there someone else, or isn't there? Yes or no?
Wadsworth: Ummm, no.
Colonel Mustard: No there is, or no there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes.

later, same scene

Colonel Mustard: Well, there is still some confusion as to whether or not there is anybody else in this house.
Wadsworth: I told you there isn't!
Colonel Mustard: There isn't any confusion, or there isn't anbody else?
Wadsworth: Either, or both!
Colonel Mustard: Just give me a clear answer!
Wadsworth: Certainly!
[clears his throat]
Wadsworth: What was the question?
Colonel Mustard: Is there anybody else in the house!
All: NO!!!
Colonel Mustard: Well thats what he says... but does he know?

Newt: We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.

Hudson: Express elevator to hell - going down!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 9:34 AM

Mrs. White: Nobody can get into that position!
Prof. Plum: I'll show you.
Mrs. White: Get offa me!!!

http://www.zoicite.com/clue/nobody. jpg

Wadsworth and Mrs. White: Let us in! Let us in!
Col. Mustard and Miss Scarlet: Let us out! Let us out!

Col. Mustard: You paid the blackmail! How many husbands have you had?
Mrs. White: Mine or other womens?
Col. Mustard: Yours.
Mrs. White: Five.
Col. Mustard: Five?
Mrs. White: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.
Col. Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies!
Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vunerable.
Col. Mustard: If I was the killer, I would kill you next! (beat) What? I said if!

http://www.zoicite.com/clue/husbands. jpg

Take out the space before jpg. Didn't want to snatch bandwidth.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 9:45 AM

Hudson: In case you haven't been paying attention to current events, we just got our asses kicked, pal!

After all of that Clue I thought we could use some Aliens

Hudson: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man, now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over, man! Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Bishop: I'm afraid I have some bad news.
Hudson: Well that's a switch.

Frost: I guess she don't like the cornbread, either.

Hudson: I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Hicks: Marines, we are LEAVING!

Burke: Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation. He can't make that kind of decision. He's just a grunt. Ah, no offense.
Hicks: None taken.

Later

Hicks: All right, we waste him. No offense!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 9:59 AM

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 11:18 AM

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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." - Ripley

Hudson: Fuckin' A...
Burke: Ho-ho-hold on one second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Ripley: They can *bill* me.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 12:25 PM

TALRIUS

"All right you bunch of primitive screw-heads this, is my boom stick!"

Ash - Bruce Campbell VS the Army of Darkness.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 12:26 PM

KOFFEE

Bartleby: “You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.”

~Dogma

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“It's a real burn, being right so often.”

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 12:34 PM

Good one Koffee
I always liked the opening

Nun: You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or...or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do...what do they do? They...They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions...by inhibiting our decisions, out of...out of fear of some...some intangible parent figure who...who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says...and says, "Do it--Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you!"

Bartleby: You know, here's what I don't get about you. You know for a fact that there is a God. You have been in his presence. He's spoken to you personally, and yet I just heard you claim to be an atheist.
Loki: I just like to fuck with the clergy, man. I just love it. I just love to keep those guys on their toes.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 1:05 PM

TALRIUS

"When you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

Tuco - The Good, The Bad, The ugly.

________

"You won't hurt me."

"Yeah? why not?"

"Because you are a police man. There are rules for policemen."

"Yeah. My Captain keeps telling me the same thing."

McClane pistol whips the Terrorist.

A terrorist and McClane - Die Hard.

_________

"A million terrorists in the world and I kill the one with feet smaller than my sister."

John McClane - Die Hard.

__________

"Attention, whoever you are. This cannel is reserved for emergancy use only-"

"No fucking shit, Lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

The Dispatcher and McClane.

__________

McClane throws a terrorist's dead body onto an officer's car. The terrorists open fire on the cop.

"Welcome to the party, pal."

___________

I'm watching Die Hard right now.

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DOBSON: I'm supposed to be meeting my wife's sister. I've only got a few days to see her...

ZOE: I wish there was another way...

DOBSON: Oh, no, no. That woman is like a dragon. I mean, I believe she has a tail. If there's any other moons we need to visit, or if we could just
fly very slowly...

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 1:08 PM

MELEE

Quote:
Police: Are you human?
Dallas: Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
Lelu: Multipass!

"Chicken gooood!"

Yay for the Fifth Element! One of my friends has Lelu hair.

Other favorite quotes of mine:

Buttercup: We'll never survive!
Wesley: Nonsense, you're only saying that because no one ever has!

Vincini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slighyl less well known is this: never go in against a Scicilian when DEATH is on the line! HahahahahahaHA! *dies*

Kid: See, didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdink?
Grandpa: Yes, yes, you're very smart. Shut up.

--The Princess Bride

"Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston, I think it's free beer night at the astrodome."

--The X-Files movie

Mr. Furious: Why am I doing this again?
The Sphinx: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelon on my feet?
The Sphinx: I don't remember telling you to do that.

The Sphinx: Until you can master your rage...
Mr. Furious: Your rage will become your master? That's what you were gonna say, wasn't it?
The Sphinx: Not necissarily.

The Bowler: Waitasecond, what? No dad, he is not a commie nor a fruit! Sorry, sometimes his ignorance embarasses me.
Blue Raja: Pardon me, but am I to understand you've inserted your FATHER'S scull into that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: Nah... guy at the pro-shop did it.

--Mystery Men

I'm sure I'll come up with more later

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 1:18 PM

This is getting to be a fun thread!

Jay: Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit! It understood us! Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit! It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files....ROSWELL style! This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image! OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS! Goddamn yous all to hell!

Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty fuck?
Justice: That's...a start.

Jay: Eew, dude, she had 70's bush. Second rule of the road should be "Trim that shit".
Jay And Slint Bob Strike Back

Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace -- shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Life of Brian

So many more but I don't wanna hog the whole thread.

Quote:
"No! You have no rights. There's no courtroom here, Captain. No tribunals, no attorneys, no justice, no mercy, no fairness, no hope, no last minute escape. You will walk through that door when you confess and not one second before."

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 1:37 PM

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Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
This is getting to be a fun thread!

Yup

Quote:
So many more but I don't wanna hog the whole thread.

Why not? I am. I could use company.

I would have like to have seen Montana.
-Hunt for Red October.

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you.
Buttercup: But how can you be sure?
Westley: This is true love -- you think this happens every day?

Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Inigo Montoya: Now, offer me money.
[slices Count Rugen's cheek]
Count Rugen: Yes.
Inigo Montoya: Power too. Promise me that.
[slices Count Rugen's other cheek]
Count Rugen: All that I have and more. Please...
Inigo Montoya: Offer me everything I ask for.
Count Rugen: Any thing you want.
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of bitch.
[stabs and kills Count Rugan]

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Inigo Montoya: But, I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.
Man in Black: That's VERY comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
Inigo Montoya: I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
Man in Black: No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
Inigo Montoya: Isn't there any way you trust me?
Man in Black: Nothing comes to mind.
Inigo Montoya: I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
Man in Black: Throw me the rope.

Vizzini: You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!
=Princess Bride

God, I could go on all night with that movie.

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 4:23 PM

KAYTHRYN

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Posted by Christhecynic:
Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Westley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
=Princess Bride

God, I could go on all night with that movie.

Oh I understand. Princess Bride happens to be another movie on my top ten list. You guys keep snatching the best ones, dang it! Inigo Montoya was what got me into fencing in the first place. He’s so cool.

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen:

Baron Munchausen: “I’m tired of the world… it’s all logic & reason now, science, progress, laws of hydraulics, laws of social dynamics, laws of this that & the other. No place for 3-legged cyclops from the south seas, no place for cucumber trees and oceans of wine. No place for me.”

Baron Munchausen: “And that was only one of the many occassions on which I met my death, an experience which I don’t hesitate strongly to recommend.”

Hey, and nobody can forget Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Can I just quote the whole movie?

French Solider: “You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.”

King Arthur: “Now stand aside, worthy adversary.”
The Black Knight: “'Tis but a scratch.”
King Arthur: “A scratch?! Your arm's off.”
The Black Knight: “No it isn't.”
King Arthur: “Then what's that then.”
The Black Knight: “I've had worse.”
The Black Knight: “Have at you!”
King Arthur: “You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine.”
The Black Knight: “Oh, had enough, aye?”
King Arthur: “Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.”
The Black Knight: “Yes I have.”
King Arthur: “Look!”
The Black Knight: “Just a flesh wound.”

I’m in the mood for old movies now.

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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
Aristotle

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 6:34 PM

LERXST

More Monty Python --

French Soldier: "I wave my privates at you! I fart in your general direction!"

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Raspberry! Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...LONESTAR!!

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Tuesday, May 13, 2003 8:01 PM

SIRENKAIN

So many- so little time --I'll stay with the classics

"Say hello to my little friend" -Scarface

"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper" -Star Wars

still thinking ---I think

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 5:18 AM

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Originally posted by christhecynic:

Vizzini: HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE!
Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That is so my favorite!

At the other end of the movie spectrum, let's do this:

Pumpkin: Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honeybbunny: Any of you fucking pigs move and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

Butch: I think I broke a rib.
Fabienne: From the oral pleasure?

Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett!

Lance: But she's got a breastplate. Have to get through that. You gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion.
Vincent: I gotta stab her three times?

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 5:42 AM

This was such a funny movie until t.v. got a hold of it and chopped it up:
Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes!
Vacation

One of my favorite movies:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Lady: Nervous?
Striker: Yes.
Lady: First time?
Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: Yes I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.
Airplane

If you've never seen this one, see it:
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
Life of Brian, Monty Python

One last classic:
Pedro: How am I drivin' man?
Man: I think we're parked.
Up in Smoke

Quote:
"I apologize. I'm .. sorry. I'm sorry we had to defend ourselves against an unwarranted attack. I'm sorry that your crew was stupid enough to fire on a station filled with a quarter million civilians, including your own people. And I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before I blew them all straight to hell. .. As with everything else, it's the thought that counts."

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 5:56 AM

"Now we wait until they fall asleep, then Sir Lancelot, Sir Galahad, and I sneak out of the rabbit and take them unawares." - Sir Bedevere

"Who sneaks out?" - King Arthur

"Eh, Lancelot, Galahad, and I...eh, sneak...eh, oo. Perhaps if we built a large wooden badger...." - Sir Bedevere

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:03 AM

"Sir Lancelot, the brave; Sir Galahad, the pure; and Sir Robin, the not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who nearly fought the Dragon of Angor, who nearly faced up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill" - voice over

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:08 AM

"She's got huge...tracts of land." - The King of Swamp Castle

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 6:19 AM

"I will make you suffer large, alien!" - Holo-Dib

* * * * *

"Oh, you'll open your eyes, Dib. You have to breathe sometime." - Zim

* * * * *

"Well, I guess you win. Grr! Active self-destruct program!" - Zim

"Finally!" - Grr

* * * * *

"I love them little tacos. I love them GOOOOD." - Grr

- All from Invader ZIM

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 8:30 AM

BEANNACHD

What is the I apologize quote from? That sounds like a good one.

How about:
"What's my name? Say my name, bitch?"

"Hey, Stiffler, How's the pale ale?"

"Suck me, beautiful!"

And, of course:
"This one time, at band camp..."

THought I'd bring down the intellectual level here for a moment. Sorry.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 8:44 AM

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Originally posted by beannachd:
THought I'd bring down the intellectual level here for a moment. Sorry.

Why?

Professor Hathaway: When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut?

Chris Knight: If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... Well, that's where you're right. But - and I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Mitch Taylor: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch Taylor: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?

-Real Genius

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 8:48 AM

BEANNACHD

And giving Chevy Chase his due -
"I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 9:07 AM

NONOLUNA

One of my personal favourites from 'Mystery Men'...

"There's not enough beer in the world...sorry."

The Bowler to The Spleen

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 9:53 AM

MELEE

Quote:
Originally posted by Gaebolga:
"I will make you suffer large, alien!" - Holo-Dib

* * * * *

"Oh, you'll open your eyes, Dib. You have to breathe sometime." - Zim

* * * * *

"Well, I guess you win. Grr! Active self-destruct program!" - Zim

"Finally!" - Grr

* * * * *

"I love them little tacos. I love them GOOOOD." - Grr

- All from Invader ZIM

- Fear the badger, for it is mighty!

Eee! Zim! More Zim:

"My goal was to pass probing day as a shlorbeast passes her young! Jiggly, and full of JUICE..."

"Won't the 'sploding hurt?"

"Awww... I wanted to explode."

"I'm a headless CLOWN!"

And of course:

"Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom... (etc.)"

And from some OTHER movies:

Anya: *wacks* Oh, oh I'm sorry! I... oh it's you. Well, that's alright then."

--Anastasia

Rouqfourt: Will you come quietly or do you intend to resist?
Porthos: Oh don't be stupid, of course we intend to resist. Just give us a moment, alright?

--The Three Muskateers

"Vould you like to go for a roll in ze hay? Itz fun, see! Roll, roll, roll in za hay! Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!"

--Young Frankenstien

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 10:00 AM

For Cynical Chris:

Some guy: What's that?
Chris: It's a laser, silly! Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?

Chris: Being the type of guys you are in the environment you're in, this may be the only chance you'll get to have sex.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 10:07 AM

Dr. Frankenstein: Wasn't your hump on the other side?

Inga: Werewolf!
Dr. Frankenstein: Werewolf?
Igor: There Wolf; There Castle!

Dr. Frankenstein: What a filthy job.
Igor: Could be worse.
Dr. Frankenstein: How?
Igor: Could be raining.
[It starts to pour.]
--Young Frankenstien

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 10:10 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Sarahetc:
For Cynical Chris:

Some guy: What's that?
Chris: It's a laser, silly! Do you have to have everything spelled out for you?

Chris: Being the type of guys you are in the environment you're in, this may be the only chance you'll get to have sex.

Yup.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 1:22 PM

MELEE

Frau Blucher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frankentein: No thank you.
Frau Blucher: Some warm milk perhaps?
Dr. Frankenstein: NO, thank you.
Frau Blucher: OVALTINE!
Dr. Frankenstein: NO, THANK YOU!

Dr. Frankenstein: *smoosh* Put the candle back.

Frau Blucher: Yes, it's true! He was my BOYFRIEND!

Dr. Frankenstein: Whose brain DID you grab?
Igor: Abby someone.
Dr. Frankenstein: Abby who?
Igor: Abby... normal!

--Young Frankenstein

Little John: I'm sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls then we don't eat no rolls... I made that last bit up myself!

Prince John: A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

Prince John: Interesting name, "Latrine", how did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince John: Wait, you changed your name TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah, used to be "shithouse"

Latrine: I was THAT close... I touched it!

Rabbi: You just put your thingy in here and *snap* clip the tip!

Rabbi: It's good to be the king...

Blinken: I'm keeping watch.
Robin: You can't see.
Blinken: I'm... guessing! I'm guessing there's nobody coming this way...

Blinken: I can SEE! *smacks into a tree* Nope, I was wrong...

Robin: Because unlike SOME Robin Hoods, I can speak with an english accent.

--Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Could go all night with that one

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Wednesday, May 14, 2003 2:00 PM