Serenity² - Random Redux! Rejoice!! by RelFexive

well you keely have been one of the few to witness pervy nieghbour in action

i was right wasnt i

havnt asked her take on chocolate and vodka, but im sure its the same as ours

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:27 AM

I'm trying to think of times when you haven't been right... I'm drawing a blank right now.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:31 AM

now see the trick to always being right is to never talk about things you know nothing about.

if your gonna say it, make sure you know you are right.

this is my secret, dont tell anyone

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:31 AM

FRAY101

Hurrah - my Visual Companion arrived today! Me very happy!

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:35 AM

yeah used to make me cringe when i heard him speak to the kiddies

and i never witnessed the worst of it i bet

urrrrrrrrgh

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:36 AM

EMMA

oh god carol, i think i feel sick

i hope the lady got the police round - that guy really shouldn't be allowed to breathe - yeuch!

give the little'ns a hug from me, i hate to think of anyone being bad to them (or anyone else), and give yourself a large vodka and a pat on the back for being so smart

yeuch, that is just...yeuch just don't cover it

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:38 AM

In order to be right, I find that its best to just realise that you are never wrong. Occasionally reality is incorrect, and this is something the universe is just going to have to work on.

And yay for VC, I should really order one...

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:45 AM

EMMA

sean, somebody needs to tell you there is no reality, nothing can ever be wrong - except you of course but then you are a man

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:48 AM

Men have found the true path to happyness...
Beer and peace.
While we allow women to think they're always right we get the latter.
While we continue to tell you it really does take two hours to get home from work we get the former

...

So endeth the lesson...
Sean 'Zen Master' Young

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:52 AM

Wednesday, all!

I had another alteraction with the vicious toy dachsund that lives next door.

It's very strange. The neighbors have 2. The first one is named Ginger. She's barely larger than my foot and sweet and fat and always wants me to pet her. The other's named Willy (*snicker snicker*) and is a bit bigger and is MEAN MEAN MEAN. He is always trying to defend his territory, but somehow thinks that includes my car. He did NOT want me getting into my car this morning and I was worried he was going to try to bite my ankles. I've found the only way to deal with him is to rush at him, because then he gets scared of my superior size and runs away (this works with geese, too, I've found.) But I always feel so mean running at this tiny dog. Stupid dog and it's Neapolian Complex.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 2:59 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Men have found the true path to happyness...
Beer and peace.
While we allow women to think they're always right we get the latter.
While we continue to tell you it really does take two hours to get home from work we get the former ...

So endeth the lesson...
Sean 'Zen Master' Young

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

we just allow you to think you're in control

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SpiritGal:
we just allow you to think you're in control

You see the beauty of our system? Even when you tell them whats happening, they believe they are still in control. Thats why we spend so much effort on the secret lessons during school...

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:09 AM

Frankly, people who let their pets roam where they can cause problems should be severely fined and the pets fostered out to more responsible owners. I have a huge chip on my shoulder about people not being responsible for their pets--all aspects of them. The plight of pets in New Orleans has me very edgy and mean-tempered concerning the whole issue.

Okay, rant off. G'morning, Randomites!

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:15 AM

FRAY101

Our neighbours seem to think they're in The Good Life and got themselves some chickens (and recently a rooster). It's a miracle they're all still alive - regularly wander into our front garden but have also been seen wandering down the road, popping into the school across the road...

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:17 AM

Ahh, the battle between the sexes, early morning rants, a serious lack of chocolate and vodka.

It smells like Wednesday.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:24 AM

On Tuesday afternoons, while the weather lasts, I meet with a small group of friends to play half a round of golf. Yesterday we played at a course that's fairly remote, with a lot of scrub and woods that come right up to the edge of some of the fairways. On one hole we were joined by no fewer than six deer, at least one of them starting to show new antlers. They were fearless, just looking up at us every now and then as we walked by (ogling them). I've never been that close to so many of them, out of some sort of petting zoo. One of them was clearly just growing out of fawn-hood.

'Twas quite an interesting experience.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by SpiritGal:
we just allow you to think you're in control

You see the beauty of our system? Even when you tell them whats happening, they believe they are still in control. Thats why we spend so much effort on the secret lessons during school...

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

And you think we didn't have secret lessons to understand the ways of the male mind...and we're still learning, the lessons were crap

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:27 AM

i have an itchy leg

where i got stabbed

its all scabby and itchy

just thought id share

and ive a hankering for peanut butter M&Ms, some kindly american needs to buy them and send them to me

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:29 AM

Yes, I know of the lessons... Twas part of the plan you see...
And you thought they were really secret...

Plus a few people round me keep chickens, one of my friends keeps 50, and they used to have a goose too. They've also got ducks.
All I can say is ducks eggs is nice.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:30 AM

peanut butter M&M's?

i need to experience these things

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:31 AM

oooh they are lovely, as are peanut butter M&M bars

hmmmmmmmm

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:32 AM

We shall encode the lessons into a DNA-altering chemical, and dose all the peanut butter M&Ms therewith. Muahahahahahaha!

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:32 AM

Spinny-neat story! I love deer. They're so pretty

Once, years ago, I very nearly walked into a deer. No lie. A friend and I were walking in the woods and we went around this corner in the path and six or so deer were walking towards us and none of us could see each other until we nearly walked into each other. The deer was taller than me and she just stood there, about 2 feet away from me, staring at me. I was so startled I couldn't move. After about a minute, she flicked one of her ears and the deer started slowly moving into the woods where they stood and watched us walk away. My friend and I couldn't speak for the longest time. It was amazing.

Carol-poor you and your itchy, scabby, stabby leg.

I had one of those new giant reeses cups the other day. It was very yummy!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:33 AM

actually no, we know you new of the main lesson

but we had secret secret lessons....no one knew of them

actually thats probably what i kept missing, and realising men are still a big mystery... on account i didn't know about them

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:33 AM

oooh doooooont

i love the american peanut butter candy

i want more

yes i do, send me some

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:35 AM

send her lots then she can save me some

the reese cup thingumys you saved were yummy - are they like those?

why don't we have these lovely foods? its just rudeness

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:38 AM

The office park where I work is really heavily landscaped, and the road to my building is windy and wooded on both sides. Several weeks ago I rounded a curve to come upon momma deer and her very be-spotted fawnling crossing. I just idled and watched them saunter off without a hurry to be seen.

The ponds here host at least a couple of families of Canada geese every year, too. It's cool keeping an eye on the little goslings and marking them grow up over time. Sometimes they'll get fired up and play "launch at each other" in the grass, it's like seeing living ping-pong balls bounce off each other.

I've been late into the office more than once stopping to watch, but I'm not the only one.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:40 AM

i dont get why we dont have the lovely candy stuffs over here

its just wrong

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:43 AM

I missed those lessons. I think it must've been when I moved schools, the same way I missed out on one round of those injections they give you when you're in school to protect against... whatever it is they protect against.

Except I ended up having the injection later with a bunch of kids three years younger than me. The lessons I never got.

I was never taught long division, either.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:43 AM

it should be law

*snif*

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wash tell me im pretty
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
i dont get why we dont have the lovely candy stuffs over here

We make up for it by having mostly dreadful beer.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:44 AM

men got lessons on how to a, hit a woman, and b, be a bastard

while us girls got taught about periods

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:45 AM

For wildlife, you can't beat our mice.

They scamper out from under the hedge behind the IT portacabin, grab some plant stuff and scurry back forthwith.

They aren't as interesting as the rabbits, though. They come out and sunbathe.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:46 AM

see somehow that doesn't seem fair does it

we should at least have been taught how to deal with a) and b)

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
men got lessons on how to a, hit a woman, and b, be a bastard

See, I don't remember them lessons...

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
men got lessons on how to a, hit a woman, and b, be a bastard

I definitely never had those lessons, and I would have refused on pain of inflicting horrible pointy death on anyone who said I had to.

I'm allergic to tar, so put down ye brush, thanks.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:50 AM

they were the secret secret lessons, so you're not allowed to talk about them

but we know all men went there

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:50 AM

*ducks out of the way of recriminations*

its a known fact that all men a bastards

just some of you are nicer about it than others

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Spiritgal:
they were the secret secret lessons, so you're not allowed to talk about them

but we know all men went there

I say again:

Tar. Brush. No.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by SerenityPunk:
men got lessons on how to a, hit a woman, and b, be a bastard

See, I don't remember them lessons...

I'm sure I never made it to those classes, if they were ever scheduled. That might have been the semester I was sequestered in my evil lab concocting DNA replacement serums.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:54 AM

When I was at the store buying my VERY LARGE reeses peanut butter cup (mmmmm) they had the new large sized m&ms and wonka bars with graham cracker bits in them. If you get one with a golden ticket you win a prize.

But you have all sorts of candies that we don't have over here. Crunchies and wine gums and curly wurlies and all things Cadbury.

Yeah, all we got were lessons on getting our period (load of rubbish it was, too) and lots of scare tactic stuff about not getting pregnant. How fair is that?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:54 AM

Hmm, maybe it was my Evil Genius 101 semester, I didn't do too well, I had to transfer to Mini Me...
Coulda been worse, they may have sent me to Traffic Warden School...

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:54 AM

def all men are bastards

just some hide it better

*ducks with carol*

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:56 AM

I'm feeling the pull of the snack bar next door. I know for a fact they have Reese's there. Must. Resist. Pull. Of. Doom.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 3:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Spiritgal:
see somehow that doesn't seem fair does it

we should at least have been taught how to deal with a) and b)

Ah, now I remember. In high school, they took all the girls in the auditorium and gave us a self defense seminar. In college, I was the one teaching all the little country bumpkin scared to walk outside alone at night girls how to defend themselves.

So that takes care of a). Don't have a solution for b) yet.

Carol-man ever tries to hit you, you hit him right back. Don't stand for that kind of stuff.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:00 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
When I was at the store buying my VERY LARGE reeses peanut butter cup (mmmmm) they had the new large sized m&ms and wonka bars with graham cracker bits in them. If you get one with a golden ticket you win a prize.

But you have all sorts of candies that we don't have over here. Crunchies and wine gums and curly wurlies and all things Cadbury.

Yeah, all we got were lessons on getting our period (load of rubbish it was, too) and lots of scare tactic stuff about not getting pregnant. How fair is that?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

ill do you a deal

i will buy you cadburys, wine gums crunchies and curly wurlys, a lovely care package just for you

if you return the favour

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:01 AM

*looks left*

*looks right*

You see how we're not saying anything back?

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:02 AM

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Carol-man ever tries to hit you, you hit him right back. Don't stand for that kind of stuff.

ahhh far too late for that

been there, done it, got the broken bones to prove it

but meh its past

but i maintain that all men are bastards

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 4:06 AM