THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #6!! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #6!!

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 5:57 AM

TRUTHSEEKER wins Round #5, by getting Wash and Zoe all naked and articulate, but also suggestive...:

Zoe: Honey... Have I ever told you what I can do with THIS finger?Wash: Oooooh, is it even more impressive than what you can do with your pinky?
Zoe: I'd say you're about to find out...

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CONGRATS TRUTHSEEKER!!

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And now, with almost 2 weeks left until the BDM arrives, so does Round #6, with "The Bod" Maher in a situation:

JUBAL EARLY:"FREEZE!You're under arrest!hyuck hyuck!"

SIMON(thinking):"I'm all for cops and robbers, but i'm REALLY hoping there isn't a search involved..."

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Time for round #6!!!

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 6:16 AM

JACQUI

Early: Dr Tam? Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 6:38 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Jubal: Simon Tam, i've been paid a lot of money to capture you
Simon: OK, let me get my shirt on just don't shoot me
Jubal: No, no, she wants you shirtless.
Simon: Um...
Jubal: I'm to report to Kaylee4Simon's house with you asap!
Simon: I hate fans with big pocket books.

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Hehehe, I can wish, great picture!

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 6:46 AM

JACQUI

Quote:
Originally posted by Kaylee4Simon:
Jubal: Simon Tam, i've been paid a lot of money to capture you
Simon: OK, let me get my shirt on just don't shoot me
Jubal: No, no, she wants you shirtless.
Simon: Um...
Jubal: I'm to report to Kaylee4Simon's house with you asap!
Simon: I hate fans with big pocket books.

Heh. You know, that works just as well if you keep it at "report to Kaylee with you ASAP"

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 7:08 AM

SICKDUDE

Simon: You know, they've been on the run forever. Why, the reward for the Captain alone has got to be this big...

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 8:36 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

SIMON: It's really...that...oh my! Well, I was gonna go see Kaylee, but my room's empty!

-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 9:50 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Jubal: Hey, hey. Might as well keep those pants on. Getting naked didn't work for the man-ape, it won't work for you. I'm a bounty hunter. I don't get distracted.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 7:25 PM

CHOLLETT

Jubal: "Do that again, Mr.Tam, and I WILL shoot you."

or

Simon: "If you're going to keep claiming to be animals, shoot me now."

or

Simon: "I may be shirtless, but i'm not the one who got space herpes from licking the ship."
Jubal: "...hey SHUT UP!"

or

Simon: "No, seriously, my fish was THIS BIG! Much bigger than yours was...."
Jubal: "Hey, what are you suggesting?"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005 8:10 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: I think soooomebody needs a huuuug!
Jubel: You should be shot.

OR

Jubel: What the?!?
Simon(singing): He's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got...

OR

Simon: Well...lucky for me I only have to be half-naked for transport...

OR

Simon: Are you Alliance?
Jubel: Am I a lion? We'll I do have a mighty roar.
Simon: You have a mighty rear? Well, I suppose it is nice in those tight red pants.
Jubel: Red ants? They can kill a man in 8.6 seconds given adequate flesh exposure.
Simon: Right...I'm done.

OR

Simon: Uh, again, why do I have to get naked?
Jubel: I forget, but do it anyway, I'm pressed for time.

OR

Jubel: Have you ever read the writings of Shan Yu?
Simon: Oh gos se, not this again, just shoot me now.

BWAH!
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Thursday, September 15, 2005 12:36 AM

CITIZEN

Of all of the times for the Incredible Hulk to turn back into his wimpy alter-ego, this was probably the worst...

Or

Simon(Thinking): Oh no! He's got a gun, better make myself look BIG!

Zen Buddhist to the Hotdog Vendor:
"Make me one with everything."

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 12:49 AM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Simon tries to avoid Jubal Early by pretending to be a mannequin

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:19 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Simon: "I may be shirtless, but i'm not the one who got space herpes from licking the ship."
Jubal: "...hey SHUT UP!"

OK. anyone know how to get coffee out of a keyboard???

***************************************

Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:21 AM

ZOOT

Quote:
Simon: Are you Alliance?
Jubel: Am I a lion? We'll I do have a mighty roar.
Simon: You have a mighty rear? Well, I suppose it is nice in those tight red pants.
Jubel: Red ants? They can kill a man in 8.6 seconds given adequate flesh exposure.
Simon: Right...I'm done.

Oh Gawd!! Think I'm gonna have an embolism - that was so gorram funny!!

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:15 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

SIMON: Grr! Umm, roar? Okay, please don't kill me!

OR...

SIMON: Say, isn't that a model 12B Lassiter? That's shiny. Can I take a look at it?
JUBAL: Yeah, sure..ah, wait! Hellnaw! What'd'you take me for, a fool?
SIMON: Would you shoot me for saying yes?

-Taylor

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River: "So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem."

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 1:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*fire warning klaxon sounds*
Jubel: Gorram, that little man loves fire...
Simon: You brought him with you?
Jubel: It's not like that. I brought him with me.

OR

Jubel: Simon says, "Raise your hands."
Simon: Ha. Ha. Very Funny.
Jubel: It is from where I stand!

OR

Jubel: Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

BWAH!
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Thursday, September 15, 2005 2:06 PM

TRUTHSEEKER

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
CONGRATS TRUTHSEEKER!!

Eeeeeeeee!!!

Oh, my goodness! It was an honor just to be nominated! I'd like to thank the academy...

Oops. Wrong speech. Umm...
Thanks for appreciating my dirty mind.

Simon: I can kill you with my brain.
Early: No, you can't.
Simon: Damn it! I knew I should have gotten River to teach me how, but noooo! She was too busy throwing up in my bed. She's such a brat...

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The woods are the only place where I can see a clear path.

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Thursday, September 15, 2005 4:29 PM

NOX2HED

Ok Jubal, so this is your deal?… If I can clap my hands once before you shoot twice, I can have my shirt back, no strings attached?

or

Honestly Jubal, I really would raise my hands higher if Jayne hadn’t thought it such a hoot switching my deodorant with super glue.

or

Look Jubal, you jerk! Maybe you can steal the shirt off my back, but there’s no way you’re shavin my pits.

_ _ _ _ _
One of us is crazy, and it's not you!

Help! I'm standing and I can't fall down.

·Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. (J Handy)

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Friday, September 16, 2005 10:58 AM

VISITINGMYINTENTIONS

Quote:
Jubal: Simon Tam, i've been paid a lot of money to capture you
Simon: OK, let me get my shirt on just don't shoot me
Jubal: No, no, she wants you shirtless.
Simon: Um...
Jubal: I'm to report to Kaylee with you asap!

SIMON: It's really...that...oh my! Well, I was gonna go see Kaylee, but my room's empty!

Simon: "I may be shirtless, but i'm not the one who got space herpes from licking the ship."
Jubal: "...hey SHUT UP!"

Simon: I think soooomebody needs a huuuug!
Jubel: You should be shot.

Simon: Uh, again, why do I have to get naked?
Jubel: I forget, but do it anyway, I'm pressed for time.

Jubel: Simon says, "Raise your hands."
Simon: Ha. Ha. Very Funny.
Jubel: It is from where I stand!

Look Jubal, you jerk! Maybe you can steal the shirt off my back, but there’s no way you’re shavin my pits.

Y'all are waaaaaaaay out of my league!

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Early: Where'd she go?

Simon: I can't keep track of her when she's NOT incorporeally possessing a spaceship, don't look at me --

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Friday, September 16, 2005 12:40 PM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jubel: What the?!?
Simon(singing): He's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got...

I've had this song stuck in my head for two days thanks to you!

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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

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Friday, September 16, 2005 2:42 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

LOL, some awesome ones here this week! This is probably one of the best weeks ever for this game!
As a reward(nuthin corporeal, sorry), everyone who has participated this week and doesn't win will have Honourable Mention!!lol

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JUBAL:"I don't want to trade your sister's safety for your invisible embarassingly large stack of money, Mr.Tam."

OR

SIMON:"Cat's Cradle....?"

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Friday, September 16, 2005 9:13 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jubel: What the?!?
Simon(singing): He's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got...

I've had this song stuck in my head for two days thanks to you!

Don't hate me because I am beautiful, hate me because I am eeeeeevil!

BWAH!
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Friday, September 16, 2005 9:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Simon: BWOO!
Jubel: No no no, it's BWAH!
Simon: BWEE?
Jubel: BWAH! gorrammit, BWAH!
Simon: BWHOA!
Jubel fires *BLAM!* shooting Simon in the gut
Simon: BWOUCH...
Jubel: IT'S BW--AH forget it...

OR

Jubel: I am the Black Knight!
Simon: You're a looney...

OR

Despite being in this week's caption game, Simon was at a complete loss for something witty to say.

BWAH!
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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:57 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jubel: I see you have nipples, Doctor, but you can't nurse anyone with them...that seem right to you?
Simon: MAAAAL?!? I've found the SPECIAL HELL!

OR

Simon: Why does your gun say "Bad Motherf**ker* on it?
Jubel: Because I am Samuel L. Jackson!
Simon: No you're not.
Jubel: Listen, I am the one with the gun, so if I say I am Samuel L. Jackson, I *AM* ruttin' Samuel L. Jackson, gorramit!
Simon: Point taken, Mr. Tetchy...

OR

Jubel: I seem to have this weird growth, Doc, could you look at it?
Simon: Whoa! I ain't touching that...

OR

Simon: So I tell Kaylee "You're the only girl on the ship..."
Jubel: You didn't?
Simon: Yep. So if you'd do me a favor and shoot me now, it'll be 12 bits well spent.

OR

Simon (thinking): Mal was right, I certainly do have a near-miraculous talent for alienatin' folk...

BWAH!
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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:19 PM

RYCE

Jubel: I said shimmy shake shake, not shake shimmy shake! *muttering* Now where am I going to find the last member of my chip 'n dales group?

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 7:20 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAN you guys made it hard to choose!!!

You see this is why EVERYONE who participated this week will get Honourable Mentions after this...superior numbers....erm, i mean captions...

So anyways, Time to Vote!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=936591&sparkKey=65d5806
f11de7017e1ff1aefb62af964b0

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Monday, September 19, 2005 2:48 AM

AERONSTORM

Quote:
Simon(Thinking): Oh no! He's got a gun, better make myself look BIG!

Nice Red Dwarf crossover, citizen! That made my day!

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005 3:11 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bump!

I plan to have round #7 up by tomorrow, so, i need a few more votes, lol.

How come mine always ends up in a tie and i have to bump it to get a decisive win?lol

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