Serenity² - Gaxìng Jìandào Nî... Húndàn! by RelFexive

gad, life is busy

no time to read this thread or the last dozen - traumatising though!

I had a crunchie yesterday, it was very exciting. I nibbled the end off and then slid the chocolate off of the smooth sides and then bit the nice thick sides before eating the honeycomb - yummy!

so, is there any news?

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 3:33 AM

I consider your description of that crunchie to be chocolate porn.

I want a crunchie dammit.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 3:39 AM

SPINLAND

Now somethin' about that is just downright unsettlin'.

I'll be in my bunk.

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I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 3:48 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I consider your description of that crunchie to be chocolate porn.

I want a crunchie dammit.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:08 AM

The Outsiders? Never actually watched it but it sounds interesting. Nothing has been filmed round here except the movie version of Porridge.

Hmm, a Crunchie eh? I could wander down to the shops and buy one for myself. Or maybe even a dozen. But then again, I might not.

And we actually have chocolate porn in this country. Surprisingly popular.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:15 AM

That is why we call you the Evil Doctor.

A dozen crunchies! The humanity!

...what would i do for a crunchie?

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:22 AM

Dr.EvilDenierOfCrunchies - I only have one left from my supply imported after Carol's shindig.

Oh, the trauma

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:37 AM

*returns from shopping trip*

Hey everyone, I brought you all... oh dear. Never mind, I seem to have left all the Crunchies in the store where I bought them. That's a shame. Never mind, I guess I could pick up another dozen tomorrow.

That's the nice thing about them being at every local store. So convenient.

Hmm, not evil enough.

No, wait, that's still not evil enough. Aha!

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 4:42 AM

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 5:22 AM

I'd like to ditto that

and add a

*grumble*

Why does he taunt me so!

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 5:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by thatweirdgirl:
I'd like to ditto that and add a

*grumble*

Why does he taunt me so!

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

Alas, I fear it is not personal - he is simply evil and evil is as evil does

extremely dimensionally transcendental

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 6:12 AM

Burble burble.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 6:21 AM

Oh dear, Rel has finally cracked.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 6:29 AM

Wibble!

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 6:45 AM

Yes! Finally drove somebody insane!

*looks around for a high five*

Anyone?

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 6:57 AM

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:04 AM

BECSTHEBEAST

hmm either i'm too drunk or thats not english

smile pretty and watch your back

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:56 AM

Dear Evil One,

We were insane before we joined this lovely thread. However, you may claim some responsibility for our unholy need to hogtie doctors and demand creme eggs.

Cordially,
twg

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 10:59 AM

beautiful poem Rel!

I could really feel how little you think of the micturations.

...i think you just might.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:23 AM

Did you know that Douglas Adams initially used the name of a real poet (possibly bad) in the original HHGttG for the Universe's worst poet but she took legal action and he had to change it to a made-up name.

"Hello. We're murderers. Er... Twix please."

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:33 AM

Paula Nancy Millstone-Jennings?

That's the one I remember, anyway. Could've remembered it wrong.

"My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."

"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all..."

I know the secret.

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Sunday, September 18, 2005 11:37 AM