Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7) by CastIronJack

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Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7)

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UPDATED: Thursday, November 10, 2005 07:55
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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 11:08 AM

Woohoo...

Jeez, how does this work? All these pretty buttons!

Last thread: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=12642

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 12:03 PM

bump to top of page over old thread :D

Serenity I'm so glad you liked the necklace! And I'm so sorry I didn't get to say goodbye-

I'm trying to work out the Ren Faire again but Nov 5th isn't looking too promising for me- drats!

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Wednesday, October 5, 2005 5:55 PM

Bump.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:05 AM

bumpity bumpity boo!

okay not quite Cinderella but close :D

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 4:17 AM

Aw, Flechette, I'm so sorry you won't be able to come to the Renn Faire. "(

BUT, it was so great to see you again! (Have you seen the pics up on the NCFirefly group yet?)

Oh, and if anyone else wants to see them (there is some shindiggerous goodness in there), go join the NCfirefly yahoo group. I think you go to www.ncfirefly.com. Yeah, there's a link to join there. Most of us in the group aren't from North Carolina.

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So, when we left our intrepid exlporers they were about to go hunt for Needy? Is that right? Where's the story line? I've lost track.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 7:52 AM

Serenity and Amy decide "now it's my turn" and carefully stalk out into the breezeway clad in their grungiest Kaylee-esk overalls.

Amy: "Fee fi fo fum, I smell the naked boy whore Needy's bum!"

Amylisai, I'm fine sister of Destiny

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:29 AM

Ami's comment causes Safe to double over with laughter. (really)

Safe slips in the Nutmeggy foam and falls back down the hatch into Serenity's room.

HAHAHAHAHA ....THUD.......I'm ok...really...

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Thursday, October 6, 2005 8:35 AM

2 things about Nov 5-6

1) Tim's got Natl Guard all weekend
2) I have my wisdom teeth removed the week before.

If Tim was free - np we'd be there. But I have reason to expect complications with the wisdom teeth extraction soI just don't know how bad it will be and for how long.....

We'll see - maybe if I come thru with flying colors I might bum a ride from someone

And cool pics!

I made an album but haven't put any pics in yet - hopefuuly tonight there will be!

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Friday, October 7, 2005 3:52 AM

Oooh-Wisdom teeth! OUCH!

You are excused! I dated a guy in the Nat'l Guard once. They always have those weekends when there's something big going on. I used to wonder if they did it on purpose to make my life miserable.

I got one cute pic of you and Tim and the premiere, but when I scanned it, it got all blurry. I'm going to try to rescan it this weekend and see if I can get it to look better and then I'll email it to you. You can see it on the yahoo photo site, and ash's photowebsite, which is shiny because you can comment

http://www.flickr.com/photos/63315116 @N00/

You have to remove the space before the at sign because if don't have the space, it thinks it's an email address and won't work.

So everybody, check out the fun pics! There's one of me in my Jayne hat, and a few with Flechette and TRM in theirs.
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Serenity and Amy help shove Safe up the slippery ladder and out into the empty corridor. Safe can't stop giggling.

aside to Amy: I think he may have a concussion. So much for us being rescued by a big strong man!

Serenity hands Amy the can of raid and pulls out her mare's leg. They're prepared for whatever lies ahead.

They hope.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 6:14 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Soul stares as him and Jazaf walk down the steps from the bridge to see a blob of foam emerging from one of the bunks. Soul raises his bookstick to fire, but is distracted as he spies Needy running naked through the dining room. Lucky thing, too, as the blob of foam splits open to reveal a grinning Safe.

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Friday, October 7, 2005 6:21 AM

*The blob of foam/Safe is closely followed by Amy and Serenity.*

Hey Capt'n, Jazaf. Have you seen Needy?

Soul: He just went that way. *points*

Then so do we.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 9:32 AM

Wisdom teeth: can suck. My brother walked out talking, I was sick for a week. Who knows? Good luck, Flechette!

NC shindig looks super spiffy! Costumes were fab! Flechette, you and the hubby looked smashing. Did you make the brown coats?
Serenity, was that the beautiful shawl that Needy stole? Your hats were very prominent! And btw, the picture of you and Legolas is hilarious. That guy is so gorgeous.

If you haven't seen the Mal vs. Han Solo comparison yet, check this out http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=5207
very funny!

I'm VERY JEALOUS of the great time you had (based on reading your schedule and seeing the pics). I sure would have loved to come in my costume and revel in Firefly and Serenity goodness with y'all. Too bad. Hopefully my dragging a bunch of newbies to the theater this weekend will help raise my spirits... until some favorite characters die again that is! Grr again.

Must clean bathrooms before the weekend... oh heck, I'll clean Destiny's latrines while I'm at it. You all owe me officially starting now :)

Amylisai, not ever cleaning bathrooms again on Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 9:38 AM

We're off to seek the boy-whore, the wonderful boy-whore of Destiny! Because because because because
because of the respectable people he does....
(sorry, too risque? college ruined me)

Amy: Um, Serenity, can I ask you question?

Serenity: Certainly little crazy-person, any time.

Amy: Well, why are we facing all doom and danger stalking a naked boy-whore whose last known action was to soil your beautiful scarf, when we could be in the mess with Flechette baking triple chocolate cookies for a weekend viewing of Serenity?

Serenity: You hold! you hold!
Wait, what am I saying? Mm, chocolate.

Amylisai

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Friday, October 7, 2005 9:52 AM

lol Amy! You are a RIOT!

Yes, that is the same scarf Needy stole. Thankfully, it cleaned up nicely. Isn't it gorgeous? You don't really get to see too much of it, but it's all handbeaded and peacocky.

And I am also very fond of my Legolas picture. I'm thinking of framing it. He is quite delish, isn't he? Can we have a Legolas clone on board? Cuz that would make me very happy.

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*Amy and Serenity decide to do the smart thing and head to the kitchen to bake cookies. Let the men hunt the naked boy whore.*

Oh wait!

*Serenity turns back and gives Jazaf the grubby bathrobe she picked up*

Just, you know, in case.

Now, let's go make cookies! I need a chocolate fix.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 10:05 AM

An evil grin spreads across Safe face. Safe looks quickly at Soul and Jazaf. Soul nods slightly, Jazaf looks puzzled between the two.

Safe tightens his glove and....pulls back the lever on the hose, completely covering a retreating Ami and Serenity in foam.

"I..ummm...saw a bug?" Shrugs his shoulders sheepishly, turns tail and runs.

And collides at full tilt with Jack as he rounds the corner. They go down in a heap.
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I'd like to see the pictures too Serenity, but the link wouldn't work for me. I would've liked to be there too. As it was our theater was half empty and library like quiet, no costumes at all. I took 4 people with me.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 10:31 AM

Did you copy and paste the address and then remove the space before the @?

It worked for me.

If not, join our yahoo group (go to ncfirefly.com to get the link and whatnot) and then you can see most of the pics there.

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Serenity is not happy. And she's holding a loaded weapon.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 10:45 AM

Jack is alone in the reimagined cargo bay avoiding the dripping of insectoid ichor from the ceiling. Spraying more foam, the resin disintegrates down to the regular hull. Halfway through the process, Jack discovers a crewmember that he didn't reclaim earlier. After giving the man some alka seltzer to clear up the alien stomach affliction, Jack comes to recognize the man from the historic vids of the Earth that Was:

Alex Trebek.

Or someone that looks remarkably similar...

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 11:00 AM

Yeah, I feel your pain. I did the bi-annual refridgerator cleaning(house of bachelors, what do you want?), to find the funk that was spoiling the Kool-aid.

Thank God for plastic and expiration dates. Vegetable crispers and meat drawers are the DEVIL! They are traps for the single man, a spawning ground of funk and forgetfulness that turns everything white that was green and vice-versa.

I firmly believe it was my small army of condiments that kept the funk from escaping and destroying us as we slept. 5 bottles of barbeque sauce, 3 ketchups, numerous salad dressings, 2 bottles of mustard, a trio of ripe Shiners and on and on....

The funk ended up being a sealed plastic of borracho beans and a half pint of milk...

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 11:08 AM

Jack's rosemary foam extinguisher breaks covering all five in fragrant foam. Alex Trebek gets up and helps the girls to do so. He greets the women of Destiny in a picture of gentlemanly conduct.

Jack and Safe engage in a shoving/blaming match.

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 11:16 AM

Alex Trebek!

*swoons*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 7, 2005 2:23 PM

Amy: (in Connery accent) "I hate you Trebek. My day has come!"

Trebek-alike: "Some things never change"

Crew members give Amy angry looks for being so unwelcoming.

Amy: (still as Connery) "Aw, it was all meant in good fun"

hopeful smile creeps onto Trebek-alike's face, until...

Amy: "FOAM FIGHT!"

Jack, Jazaf, Serenity, Trebek et al find themselves targets of a foam fling-athon. Weeee!

Amylisai, this board makes me smile (which is a life-saver right now because I'm so tired I almost started crying. Thankfully, the humor here averted the crisis. But now I've got to see what I can do to avert tiredness disaster...)

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Monday, October 10, 2005 4:54 AM

Monday Morning Bump!

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Monday, October 10, 2005 5:09 AM

*Serenity slips on some foam...right into Trebeck's arms*

Ooops!

*shameless flirting insues*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, October 10, 2005 10:07 AM

Safe pushes Jack away long enough to grab the hose.

"I'M SORRY, TREBECK, YOUR FLIRTING MUST BE IN THE FORM OF A QUESTION!!"

Safe pulls back the lever and douses Trebeck in foam. At that point, Jack tackles him from the side. The still spraying hose skews off to the side in the jostling and covers Soul, a startled Jazaf and Ami. Flechette side steps, deftly, and is missed entirely.

In the the midst of Jack and Safe's wrestling, the hose ends up pointed at the cieling where an unseen cocoon hangs. The foam douses the cocoon, dissolving it leaving a naked Boy Whore hanging, startled, in mid air.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Monday, October 10, 2005 10:28 AM

*Trebeck drops Serenity in the onslaught. She's outraged at being both dropped and covered in foam (again)*

It WAS in the form of a question!!! He asked if I wanted to..*she looks up and sees Needy hanging from the ceiling*

Oh...my...

How do we get him down?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 10:22 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Hi folks. Long time no see

It's been almost two weeks since I've posted here - I know it was before Sept 30th. Cos I tried to come back but soon tired of NOT getting in. It was due to all the traffic on the opening weekend but since then I have no excuse except that I just haven't got round to visiting. In fact, quite a few days the past couple of weeks I haven't even used the computer. And let me tell you now, that's quite a statement.

Of course, me forsaking you is not my worst sin. I have not yet seen Serenity.

*SHOCK. GASP.*
Well, I have seen it - at the pre-screening - just not since's it's release.
I was going to see it midday on thursday 6th (The day before its release over here), because I had the day off, but I spent that day in town (I had a lot of things to shop for including presents for my parent's wedding anniversary on the 7th october of all days). So I never got to see it on the thursday. Friday I was busy with work and the whole anniversary thing. Saturday I was up for 21 hours and only an hour or two was actually spent at home - no cinema that day either. Sunday I was pretty tired from the previous 21 hour day, got up about 11, wasnt ready until noon, and went and played rounders at the park which is a weekly thing for me. After that I returned home and my sister and her finace came round to bring their presents for the parents and there was a whole thing - couldnt exactly abandon them for the movie. Now its Wednesday 12th and I've been working enough to tire me out - plus I've never been much of a weekday cinema-visitor.

So that's my long excuse.

But I'm definitely going to see it this weekend - even if I have no one to go with.
Good news though, my sister is enthused about the movie too (Even though she's not a browncoat) and she says she's probably going to watch it this weekend - she loves the bit on the trailer where Mal asks if Jayne wants to run the ship yada yada yada

Anyway, thats all for now - I was going to contribute to the Foam escapade but my sister is bugging me to use the computer.

Don't worry, it won't be another two weeks

I will return...

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 10:31 AM

All eyes are on Needy.

Safe: quietly to Serenity "Do you think he's learned how to hover?"

Jack: "look, a Boy Whore Pinata!!"

Safe smacks Jack and Flechtte and Ami throw foam at him.

Jack: "What??"
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Glad to hear from you again. Enough excuses, back to posting

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 10:46 AM

Serenity to Safe: Whatever he's learned to do, this is not good. We need to get him to the infirmary. But how do we get him down?

Jack, put away the bat!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, October 12, 2005 1:06 PM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

As Amy is still distracted by Jack's statement, she feels a trickle run down the back of her neck.

"Agh" she cringes before looking at her fellow crewmembers "is one of the pipes lea..." she stops as she looks up again spotting the source of the leak.
There Needy hovers with his mouth gaping open and saliva pouring from it

"Please someone get him down!" Amy instructs

"Feel free to step in at any time" Safe offers

"He's drooling everywhere" she says, cringing again just at the thought that there was Whore Drool still present on her neck. "Can't you poke him with a stick?"

Just as Amy makes the suggestion, Needy can be heard moaning. "AHHHHH"

"Eugh, please don't tell me you hit his... g-spot" Serenity pleads, joining Amy and, indeed, every other crewmember present in a cringing fit

Safe admits "I didn't touch him". A look around at the others also confirms that nobody in fact touched him

"So what's with the moans of pleasure?" Serenity asks as Needy can be heard moaning again, his drool still persisting so much that Destiny has it's own waterfall on board

Alex Trebek doesn't answer but realises where Needy's eyes have fixed their gaze and that his moans aren't noises of pleasure, but noises of lust and desire. Mr Trebek's greatest fear is confirmed when the zombified Needy utters words that terrifies Destiny's guest to his very soul

"BRAINS!!!"

Just then Needy drops from the ceiling and lands square on top of Alex Trebek. Before any of the crewmembers can react, Needy bites into Mr Trebek's skull

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 2:49 AM

NO! Not Trebeck!!!

*Serenity pulls out her rifle, ready to shoot Needy before he can completely devour Trebeck, but Safe grabs her arm.*

Safe: We can't kill him. He's still a member of our crew!

Serenity: But..but...Trebeck!!!

*She turns away in horror and grief*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 4:24 AM

*Flechette pulls out one of her "improved" knives and throws at Needy. It flashes light as it spins and hits Needy with a resounding THUNK! - handle end first*

"Well that should at least..." Flechette trails off as Needy staggers, drops Trebeck, and jumps at her...

"Gulp - um help?"

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell :Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:14 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Flechette falls to the floor as Needy pounces on top of her, pulls her head to the side and prepares to sink his teeth into her neck. Her screams aren't enough to stop the Zombified Boy Whore, but one thing is

Serenity, now quite annoyed with Needy, what with him stealing her favourite scarf and now atempting to kill her friends, raises her rifle once more

"Get the hell off of her" she screams. When he ignores her warning and proceeds to bite Flechette, Serenity takes action, firing a shot into his shoulder. The impact blows Needy away from Flechette's neck and body violently, but fortunately Flechette remains unscathed, with nothing more than an "extreme hickey" proving that he had in fact touched her

Needy, rises from the floor till he is on all fours. Displaying an evil grin, he stares at the shooter, his eyes alerting Serenity to the fact that he is formulating his next plan of action.

Beginning to panic, Serenity shoots him again, this time in his left leg, just above his kneecap.

Needy falls back down to the floor, bloodied and broken.

"You know, you could have helped out" Serenity points out to the rest of her crewmates who had merely been standing around watching

"You looked like you had it covered" Jazaf replies, whilst the others nod and agree

Serenity sighs and mutters condemning words in Chinese.

"I'm fine by the way" Flechette sarcastically comments as she tries to get back on to her shaky feet.

"Here..." Serenity walks over to her, offering her hand "...looks like we women folk have to stick together"

"Hey!" Amy calls "What about me?"

"Oh right. You were a BIG help" Serenity calls back as she proceeds to help Flechette up

Just then, Needy pounces from the floor onto Serenity, knocking Flechette back down in the process

Serenity, still standing, now has the naked boy whore attached to her back with his arms around her throat and his mouth trying to bite into her ear. As she struggles and staggers about, the rest of the crew struggle to think of what to do. Do they grab the rifle that Serenity has since dropped and try shooting him again? Or do they grab the nearst blunt object and start bashing the Boy Whore in the head

"GET. OFF. ME. WHORE!" Serenity shouts as she swings around and desperately hits Needy into every wall, table and cupboard.

Amy picks up the rifle and uses it to poke Needy in the face. First she pokes him in the eye, gets it stuck in his nostril before accidentally pulling the trigger and blowing off his left ear

"Oops"

Next Alex Trebek steps up and starts to karate-chop every part of Needy's body, hoping to find his achilles heal. Unfortunately, he also tries to karate-chop his mouth and ends up losing a thumb.

As Needy munches on Alex Trebek's right thumb, Serenity tries to headbutt him using the back of her head and Jack starts whacking him on the spine with his baseball bat

It's no good though, Needy's holding on to tight and shows no sign of letting go.

"Shoot him again Amy!" Serenity pleads

But before Amy can do anything, Needy bites into Serenity's neck

She screams. Everyone screams. Needy convulses

After the screaming has died down, Serenity becomes nervous, not knowing, what exactly Needy was doing now that he had stopped biting. Then his body begins to jerk.

"ew ew ew, get him off me!" Serenity begs

Jack bats him in the side and the naked boy whore immediately goes down. There he lies, curdled in a ball, his body jittering.

"Uhm..." Jazaf starts but doesn't finish

"Has he got a hairball?" Flechette asks

Then, Needy throws up. A thumb and some other unidentifiable matter - all covered in foam.

"EWWWW" Everyone cries in unison

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:15 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Woah. Long post

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:30 AM

YOU BIT ME!!

(

now Dr. Me is going to make me get a shot.)

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*Serenity's neck is bleeding. Blood makes her feel woozy.*

Somebody deal with him..

*she waves her arm in Needy's direction and then she faints into the ready arms of Trebeck.*

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:42 AM

Safe looks down at the retching Boy Whore and calmly pulls back the lever on the hose and blasts, hitting him square in the still open mouth, forcing nutmeggy foam down his throat.

Safes attention then turns to Trebeck. Safe blasts him with the foam too, covering him entirely "Never liked him anyway".

Safe looks at Serenity....shrugs and turns the hose on her too. "Better safe than sorry".

"Anybody else?" Safe looks around at the rest of the crew.

Safeat2nd, Dispenser of Nutmeggy Foam & Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 7:22 AM

Jazaf steps forward, 'I guess we should put him in the infirmary and, I dunno, restrain him till he seems better?'
Using the coat that he was given Jazaf ties up Needy, careful not to get too close to the boy whore's mouth.

'Sides I'm sure the Doc will know what to do.'
The crew nods in agreement. Safe blasts Needy once more with the foam.

'What'd you do that for?' Amy asks
'I still had some left.' Safe says with a shrug.

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 8:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jazaf:
Safe blasts Needy once more with the foam.

'What'd you do that for?' Amy asks
'I still had some left.' Safe says with a shrug.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Falls off chair and rolls on floor holding sides* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Thursday, October 13, 2005 12:38 PM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jazaf:
Safe blasts Needy once more with the foam.

'What'd you do that for?' Amy asks
'I still had some left.' Safe says with a shrug.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Falls off chair and rolls on floor holding sides* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

I'm right there with ya!

Laughing that is... not in your home, stalking you

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 5:43 AM

Step 1: Stop Serenity from bleeding. (check)
Step 2: Stop Boy Whore from bleeding. (check)
Step 3: Stop Alex Trebek from bleeding. (check)
Step 4: Reload shotgun. (check)
Step 5: Get all injured personnel to the infirmary(check)
Step 6: Give Serenity all her shots and check if she's becoming a vampire. (erm... check?)
Step 7: Reattach Trebek's regurgitated finger and replace brain matter. (ew... check)
Step 8: Dress Boy Whore in greasy overalls. (check)
Step 9: Restrain Boy Whore. (check)
Step 10: Get more dental floss and bubble gum foil. (working)

Jack, Medical MacGyver of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 5:58 AM

*Serenity wakes up in the infirmary*

What happened about me? (I've always wanted to use that line.)

Is Trebeck okay? Did you save his brains?

Oh, and how's Needy?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 8:54 AM

Jack! Yer back!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Is Trebeck okay? Did you save his brains?

"Sadly, no. Jack tried his best but with all that knowledge crammed into his head, it was like a shaken can of soda. When Needy gnawed on his cranium, it all sprayed out. It was terrible to behold...terrible."

"Jack recovered as much as he could. And he and Dr. Me tried to replace it but, squeezing it out of a sponge into his head through a funnel isn't exactly scientific."

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 9:04 AM

lol! Rolling on floor laughing!

Whew! *gasps for air*

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"Tell me it ain't so!!" Serenity wails. "His brains were the best part!"

Jack: "That's what Needy thought too."

He is shushed and slapped by several people.

"He's not attractive if he's stupid."

Serenity bursts into uncontrollable sobs.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 9:57 AM

Oh shush, Safe. I don't know about your Canadian mandibles, but I can't imagine Needy's are all that fearsome, even if he is possessed by a space bug of colossal proportions...

Alex may have to part his hair differently, but his mind is just as brilliant(??? He only asks the questions, he doesn't answer 'em!!! How brilliant can he be?) as he was before the Needy incident.

Besides, do we really want to hear Serenity pining after her long lost game show host?

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 10:04 AM

The Man They Call Soul...

Soul holds his boomstick aimed at Needy in case the boy whore decides to go all vampiry again.

"So...who's gonna host 'Jeopardy' now?"

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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.

Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

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Friday, October 14, 2005 10:28 AM

First off, Serenity....LOL! That's funny.

Secondly, Jack....you've got to admit, that's some funny stuff...had her going too.

'Sides, I never said he was gone, just....not quite right. I imagine the cork you've got wedged into the top of his head will hold....right?

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Friday, October 14, 2005 10:35 AM

Serenity wails all the louder.
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Is it my fault I've got a thing for smart Canadians?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Monday, October 17, 2005 4:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SoulOfSerenity:

"So...who's gonna host 'Jeopardy' now?"

http://havenofsouls.blogspot.com/

'Isn't it obvious?' Jazaf blurts out, 'Jimmy Kimmel!'

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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree

Navigator on Destiny

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Monday, October 17, 2005 5:29 PM

Jack punches Safe in the arm, "Stop that."

The chief nurse goes over to comfort Serenity, "Needy didn't eat Alex's brains," he points at Trebek, "You. Get over here and say something gameshowy."

Jack passes the inconsolible Serenity over to Trebek, "It'll be fine..."

The chief nurse pulls up the handyman by his handy belt, "Listen here, you," Jack says, "If the women don't stay happy with what we give them we are NEVER going to get what we want..."

"And what do WE want?" Safe asks, "Hypothetically."

"Oh," Jack says, "I dunno," he looks away dreamily, "Something with Lexa Doig might be nice."

Jack, Chief Nurse of Destiny

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 2:24 AM

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, October 18, 2005 2:34 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CastIronJack:
"And what do WE want?" Safe asks, "Hypothetically."

That's my best Spock impersonation yet!!

Safeat2nd, Resident Frank Gorshin/Rich Little of Destiny

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