THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #10-DOUBLE DIGIT LANDMARK!(there'll be swords....you'll like it....) by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #10-DOUBLE DIGIT LANDMARK!(there'll be swords....you'll like it....)

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 2, 2005 03:27
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Friday, October 21, 2005 1:16 PM

Holy Sheperd, Batman!err....hrm...

We've reached ROUND #10!!Shiny!

Just a quick Xie-xie to all who have participated. I know this ain't the original, but it sure feels nice to know i have my own little peice of sky...

And for the participants of Round #9....

WE HAVE A 3-WAY TIE!!!

Yes, that's right!

This past Round's winners are:CHOLLETT

And that's when the laxatives hit............

DARKJESTER!

Mal: What? River ate ALL the Fruity Oatey Bars?

AND REAVERINA1985RIVIERA!!

Mal: I know it worked great on Ariel, and trying it on a different hospital sounds good, but why do I have to be the dead one this time?

Simon: Because we're out of Bifodin. And the way you look, all you have to do is hold your breath to fool them.

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CONGRATS TO ALL 3!!
I must say though, if there is ever a 4-way tie, i will keep voting up until there is a smaller amount of people to choose from. A 3 way tie will be the max(well, it depends, if there are 60 votes and a 4 way, tie maybe...)

Anyways, onto the first double-digit round!

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Now here, we find our stoic-ish OPERATIVE in his first caption game appearance EVER!And he may have opened his halloween goodie bag a bit early....

OPERATIVE:"Shiny!"

ROUND #10!!!

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Friday, October 21, 2005 2:25 PM

CITIZEN

Operative: Then there was this one time, at operative camp...

or

Operative(thinking): I'm choping off your head, chop chop chop

or

Doctor: Just keep following the shiny with your eyes, now you are feeling veeery sleepy...

Or

Despite his reservations the doctor thought hypnosis might help his patient with his violent tendencies.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
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Friday, October 21, 2005 2:27 PM

CITIZEN

Or (and slightly more topical)
Operative: I see a perfect World, but there will be no place for me there, or for the dreaded double poster...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Friday, October 21, 2005 2:34 PM

DONCOAT

OPERATIVE: "I wonder how the hell Zorro makes those nifty 'Z' things?"

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Ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need.

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Friday, October 21, 2005 2:59 PM

TINFOIL

Do not try and bend the sword. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... There is no sword. Then you'll see that it is not the sword that bends, it is only yourself.

---or---

I see your shiny is as big as mine!

---or---

I'M STABBING YOUR HEAD! I'M STABBING YOUR HEAD!

---or---

Operative, "If the Star Wars Kid can get that much publicity, I'm sure MY movie will do great!"

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Friday, October 21, 2005 3:59 PM

SHINY

Operative: I'd be happy to lend you the use of a sword.

Doctor Matthias: Use of a s-what?!?!

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Serenity is coming. 9/30/05.

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Friday, October 21, 2005 6:08 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Sword: Kill them. Kill them all.
Operative: Mmm...shiny!

OR

Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Dr.?
Dr. Mathias: Umm...watching Flight Plan instead of Serenity?
Operative: It is, point of fact...

OR

Operative: I wonder how many cuts it takes to get to the chewy center of an Alliance doctor?
Doctor: Gulp!

OR

Operative: Leprechauns tell me to kill things...

OR

Operative: There can be only one.

OR (a twist)

Operative: There can be only one...no gorrammit, it's been used.
Doctor: Huh?
Operative: Join ME, and together we will rule the gal-ah crap, that's recycled too. Hrm...
Doctor: What?
Operative: ...oh hell, who am I kidding? Are you ready to die like the pathetic whining grovelling spineless pig you are, Doctor?
Doctor: Um, no?

OR

Operative: Hello, my name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

OR

Operative: You've got to be the worst doctor I've ever heard of.
Doctor: But you have heard of me!

OR

Operative: That's not a knife...now THIS is a knife!

OR

Operative: It's Parlimentary, my dear Doctor...

(okay, so they just kept coming...I think I have even a few more, but I'll let someone else take a stab...err...sorry about the pun. Kinda hits you in the spleen, doesn't it?

)

BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, October 21, 2005 6:17 PM

DROPPYMCCOOL

I see you've played Knifey - Spoony before.

"Sir? Look at me you pantywaist idjit!"

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 11:45 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

OPERATIVE:"Who in the 'verse left my sword lying around, WITH THE SAFETY OFF!?!?!"

OR

MATTHIAS(Ace ventura style):"Y'know, you could put somebody's eye out with that thing...

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 12:22 PM

RYCE

Operative: At last, I have found Excalibur!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 4:53 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

OR

Doctor: I wonder if you're familiar with the writings of Shan Yu?
Operative: The psychotic dictator? I am. It's about love, point of fact.
Doctor: *gulp*

OR

Operative: I'm your new tailor. That tie & shirt combo has got to go.

OR

Operative: Seems you've got your head stuck up your ass, Doctor. Parliment has sent me here to perform surgery.

OR

Sword: Stop looking at me like that!
Operative: Like what?
Sword: Like you want to lick me.
*Operative grins mischieveously*

OR

Doctor: I think you're compensating for something.
Operative: And soon, you will be too...

OR

Doctor: Strike me down and...umm...I will...umm...become more uhh...more POWERFUL than you can possibly imagine! Yeah, so um...yeah.
Operative: Sorry, but now JOSS is my master!

OR

Operative (in Scottish accent): You head for the exit. I'll take care of the dragon.

OR

Disembodied Joss voice: Wipe them out. All of them.
Operative: Yes, my Master.

OR

Operative(to self): Oooh! I can see my own reflection...by Buddha, am I hot or what?

OR

"Here at BLUE SUN MEDICAL, we understand that life is busy amd that time is worth more than money. So to better serve our customers, we've hired the finest in Rapid Organ Transplant specialists..."

OR

Operative: Can you believe I got this thing for $30 on e-bay?!?

OR

Doctor watches nervously as the Operative sings
"...you do the hokey pokey and you twist the spinal cord around..."

OR

Doctor: But why not a spoon, cousin?
Operative: Because, this isn't 12th century Earth-that-was you twit!

OR

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(I told you I had a bunch more!)

BWAH!
TCM

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Saturday, October 22, 2005 7:28 PM

CHOLLETT

Operative: "So I'm being arrested, eh? Ok, but for catching me, I'd like to give you this. It's my very favourite sword, but is it really a sword, or a container of CRAZY PURPLE KNOCKOUT GAS!!!!!!!!!!!"
..........(flick)........(flick).......(flick)(flick)PSSHHHT!!!!(thud)..........

OR

Operative (thinking): "Gee, I wonder what it feels like *stabs* ooOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWCH! WHY?"

OR

Operative: "Shiny swoooord..........shiny swo*.....wait, why are there holes in it?!?!?!? Mathias, you fool! My birthday present is broken!"

I REALLY hope i come up with better. Later.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, October 24, 2005 7:37 PM

CHOLLETT

Operative (watching Zorro): "I could take him."

OR

Today on Emeril, a special guest shows us how to efficiently dice various fruits and vegetables for a nice healthy salad.

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 8:05 AM

RONAN

Doctor: Nice knife...

Operative: Yeah, you should see the fork that goes with this thing.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 8:41 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

I always thought Londinium was an autonomous cooperative...
But your right, the Operative hasn't got any sh*t on him...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 9:05 AM

ANGELCRUSHERD

Joss you fool, nobody is going to buy my character... No black man who isn't a vampire is going to wield a sword. Look, everyone else gets to use those cool guns, just give me one and I'll prove myself. Even the gorram crazy chick gets a gun, this is ridiculous. I'm writing to my congressm- Yes doctor, give me those records. Give me those records or I will punch you in the back and stab you with my sword. It's something to do with nerves, I'm sure you'll understand. Scene? All right, as I was saying Joss, I'm telling my congressman, this is unconstitutional.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 9:09 AM

MONTANAGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

I always thought Londinium was an autonomous cooperative...
But your right, the Operative hasn't got any sh*t on him...

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week ...

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"Do you accept gifts from strange men?" -Brisco
"Well, strange is no problem, but I draw the line at men I don't know." -Dixie

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 9:14 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Doctor: Just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you, it doesn't make you king.
Operative: No, my shiny hat makes me the King of all Londinium.

I always thought Londinium was an autonomous cooperative...
But your right, the Operative hasn't got any sh*t on him...

We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week ...

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 9:27 AM

CITIZEN

In honor of the receant python:
Doctor: Excuse me.
Operative: None shall pass.
Doctor: What?
Operative: None shall pass.
Doctor: I have to get to my study...
Operative: I move for no man!
Doctor: I'll call security.
Operative: I am invicible!
Doctor: Your a bloody loony...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!
Even though I might, even though I try,
I can't

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 10:09 AM

REALLYKAYLEE

Quote:
Disembodied Joss voice: Wipe them out. All of them.
Operative: Yes, my Master.

HIGH-larious! oh golly, gotta share that one with everybody!!!

and one of my own creation:
Op: they make a psychyatrist get psychoanalyized to get certified but they don't make a surgeon get cut on. That seem fair to you?

shakespeare: more words than God.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 1:53 PM

SIGNYM

I believe in solving problems, not sharing them.

"It's glowing ... there must be orcs about"

Please don't think they give a shit.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 10:23 PM

TUDYKRAWKS

Operative: Red light Green light 1...2....3 gotcha!!!!

"mine is an evil laugh"

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Tuesday, October 25, 2005 10:37 PM

N0SKILLZ

Doctor: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords ... that's no basis for a system of government....
Operative: Be Quiet!

-edit-
got one more
Doctor: You aren't gonna stab me are you? Cause that'd be wierd...
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"It's not that there HAS to be a sequel. It's just that I've got so many IDEAS..."-Joss Whedon
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005 7:35 AM

SICKDUDE

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Dr.?
Dr. Mathias: Umm...watching Flight Plan instead of Serenity?
Operative: It is, point of fact...

Hi-Larious!

How about:
Operative: "No matter how long I stare at these gorram things, I can never see the hidden picture..."
Doctor: (sheepishly) "Umm... that's a sword."

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Wednesday, October 26, 2005 10:14 AM

BEEBLICON

Operateive: "like buddah"

buddah being butter of course, but said more interestingly

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Friday, October 28, 2005 2:14 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Awesome captions!This week's gonna be hard....:)

Anywhoo, just announcing that while it should be voting time in about say....yesterday, i am keeping it going for another day or so before voting, cos my computer is not co-operating with me...:(, and i've been busy with grade 12 stuff, seeing as here in B.C, Canada, we just had a teachers strike going on for 2 weeks, so we just got back into school on Monday. Fun stuff. Also, been preparing for 6 days from now, when i will finally turn 17!(i'm hoping for the Serenity soundtrack, haha)

Anyways!So if you have any last minute ideas, use them now!

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 4:37 AM

BELLGAMGEE

How about this:

(I haven't learned how to paste pictures in yet)

This is great...now where do the batteries go?

Jules

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 1:26 PM

EMPTY

Operative: I swear to buddah if i dont get any butter for my danish im SO gonna stab you with this oversized butter knife
Doctor:(loudly to his assistant) GET THE MAN SOME BUTTER DAMNIT

or

operative:myyyyyy shiinnnnyyyy (lotr style)(gollum voice)

or

operative:doctor, for the next several minutes of me playing ghetto hokey pokey with your intestines just think of bunnies and stuff, i find it always helps

or

operative: THIS is SO much better than that huge spork they made me use last time...

or

Doctor: now why the hell did i let him play with the surgical equipment in the first place...im such a sap for a pair of puppy eyes.

alls i got for now, but its real early (no pun intended) atm so im sleepy, ill do better later lol

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 4:46 PM

ANGELCRUSHERD

I asked for well-done. This is as tough as bloody iron.

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 6:20 PM

ADMIRAL

Guy in backround: When we said our steaks were huge, we meant huge on taste

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 9:34 PM

BEEBLICON

Operative: "My shiny has a first name, its S - h - i - n - y ......."

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 9:25 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Sorry about the delay, have been busy and such, but it's now VOTING TIME!! And I hope everyone had a happy Halloween!!

And in celebration of the 10th round, there are 10 options to choose from!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=944988&sparkKey=3e395c4
21d38067fec673b6116bc9e21b0

THE FIRST PALINDROME ROUND (ROUND 11)WILL BE UP ON THURSDAY, NOV.3RD(my 17th b-day!Shiny!)

Oh, and to TCM: your remark about the possibility of the popularity of TIGHTPANTS waning....it was a fairly challenging pic (not saying a challenge isn't bad), and also, there are always gonna be slower weeks where people are busy, so keep those suspenders up!

Until Thursday, VOTE!

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 11:15 PM

ZOOT

Quote:
Originally posted by Empty:

operative: THIS is SO much better than that huge spork they made me use last time...

Hurrah! SPORK!!! Looks more like a Spife to me ...

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Okay, I'm lost, I'm angry, and I'm
armed.

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 3:27 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

DAMN! You all are too good at this...

OP: I understand that rock beats scissors, but what does a sword beat?
DOC: *gulp*

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http://www.fireflytalk.com - the new damn podcast

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