CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #3 by TenthCrewMember

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CAPTION 2 TIGHTPANTS #3

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UPDATED: Thursday, November 3, 2005 04:31
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Thursday, October 27, 2005 4:55 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, so if everything goes smooth, I should have my computer up and runnning again by the time you read this. But at the moment, I don't, sooooo back to the game at hand!

Congrats to CITIZEN for last weeks hi-larious caption!

Mal had to admit it, Jaynes approach to tailoring was certainly unique...

Wow, I am beginning to believe Jayne *is* the ship's seamstress! And now, the Operative graces us with his noble presence:

Operative: Gor-ram-itch-can't-reach-must-use-sword-ahhhhhh...

Now give it your best at making this a better caption game...making them all, better caption games.

TCM

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Thursday, October 27, 2005 6:39 PM

PINGJING

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

...Can't...reach...gorramit, I'm supposed to be an operative, not a yogi!

Not great, but hey, it's my first try posting in this game.

Julia

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Thursday, October 27, 2005 7:11 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

MAL(os):"I thought people who failed so completely like you have used to fall ON their swords, not have the swords fall on THEM!"

OR

The Operative finally got angry at Mal after Mal pulled the last straw, which consisted of a "KICK ME" sign taped to his back where he JUST couldn't reach...

OR

OPERATIVE(to mal):"You're fighting a war you have already lost...*begins to draw sword*...*pause*...Ooohh!A credit!"

OR(to add a little Monty Python...)

(Mal has just cut the Operative's legs off]
OPERATIVE: All right, we'll call it a draw.

MAL(os): [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.

[MAL and Patsy ride off]
OPERATIVE: [calling after MAL] Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastard. Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off.

more to come, mehopes

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Thursday, October 27, 2005 7:46 PM

THECRAZYIVAN

Operative:
"Ahh yes...thats the spot...mmmmm"

Mal(os):
*clear throat* hello? Can I go yet?

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Thursday, October 27, 2005 8:21 PM

SERAFIMO

Reaching for his sword, the Operative grimaced as he realized his deodorant was long gone.

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Thursday, October 27, 2005 9:13 PM

YORG

Operative: Arg, my vest is riding up again. I'm gonna make sure my tailor gets an earful . . . what was his name? Jayne Cobb?

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 3:08 PM

CHOLLETT

Op: "Why is my mouth stuck inside my vest? And in that case, how am i saying this?"

OR

Op: "Time to face my sword.....wait, what's this? A pogo stick? What am i supposed to do with this?"

OR

Mal (OS): "Knew that sword scabbard made of poison ivy would come in handy someday."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 4:12 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

OP: Urgh, damn, I stabbed myself in the back!

MAL (os): *laughing*

=or=

OP: Erk, oh, dear, my sword is apparently stuck.
MAL: Ha! And I have my trusty screwdriver!

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 4:21 PM

N0SKILLZ

And 400 years in the future, super glue is still on occasion hiliarious.

or

Mal(OS): You want some help?
Operative:No, I got it thanks, just hold on a sec...

or

Operative: Who's dumbass thought it'd be cool to put a sword back here?!

or

Mal(OS): I can itch that for you yaknow...
Operative:Thanks, but i almost got it... aw gorramit i stabbed myself!

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 5:14 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Either this week was REALLLY hard, or mayhaps the popularity has waned. *shrugs*

Anyway, on with the voting!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/944976

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, November 1, 2005 5:19 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

As a side note, I have a new shiny computer! So that means lots of things can get back to normal...well, as normal as they are wont to be with me.

Caption Tightpants will return to its graphicy goodness with this week's winner!

Other shiny things that will happen soon will be new stuff added to Cafe Press, as well as new games coming soon, including Serenity BWAH!: The Violence Ensues!

Just keeping the masses informed! Thank goodness I don't have to use the backup transmitter...

Hard to get to,
TCM

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 4:16 AM

RYCE

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Either this week was REALLLY hard, or mayhaps the popularity has waned. *shrugs*

*Hugs!* I think this week was just one of your tougher ones. Every time I thought of a caption, someone else had already posted it!

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Wednesday, November 2, 2005 5:18 AM

EST120

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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Gotta harken back to an old Simpsons episode. I cannot remember which one.

"Shavin' my shoulders..... I'm gettin it all shaved off...."

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 4:31 AM

MANTICHORUS

Agh, too gorram late to be a winner...

Chiwetel: "Do you know what your sin is, Joss? Making your actors wear trousers that are too damn tight!"

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