Caption 2 Tightpants #4 by TenthCrewMember

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Caption 2 Tightpants #4

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 6:54 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Okay, last week was kinda tough. I am also sure many of you were OD'd on halloween candy you either collected yourself, or like me, stole from your kids.

Anyway, I see we had a tie for this week's winner, but I don't wanna explode, so I am casting a tie breaker vote as the master of this meager paradigm.

And 400 years in the future, super glue is still, on occasion, hiliarious.

Congrats to NOSKILLZ! Apparently you have one skill: ruttin' hi-larity! Keep it up!

And now for something completely Hawaiian:

Wash: Aggaggaggaggaggg! I yam who I yam.
Zoe(OS): That impersonation is getting a little old, honey.
Wash: Yeah, well, I'm not exactly the one with "Popeye Face" during sex, now am I?

Okay, now run away with it like the Browncoat outlaw you are!

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 7:06 PM

JACQUI

Zoe finally caves and shows Wash exactly why she never wears skirts.

*~*~*
"Your toes are in the sand."
"And your head's up your..."
"Hey!"

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 7:12 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

WASH:"AND THEN IT MADE A FACE LIKE THIS WHEN I HIT IT WITH THE MULE!!!!"

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lol, will do a proper idea post soon, but i just HAD to put that....

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Thursday, November 3, 2005 7:18 PM

KELLYOFLUTHIEN

Zoe (offscreen): "What's this I hear about you taking Kaylee in a 'manly fashion?'"

I love my Captain :)

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Friday, November 4, 2005 5:21 AM

MANTICHORUS

ZOE: "Oh, and honey, watch out for the invisible walls..."

OR

WASH: "Ahhh-ahhhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhh--"
MAL: "Wash! Just sneeze already!"

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"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation." Jean Kerr.

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Friday, November 4, 2005 5:34 AM

N0SKILLZ

Zoe(OS): Didn't your mother ever tell you that your face will get stuck like that, if you keep makeing a face like that.

or

Wash: Oh god! Zoe!! What crawled up your tush and died?

(sry couldn't resist the fart joke.)

and Tenthcrewmember, thanks.

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Friday, November 4, 2005 6:21 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Wash: I swallowed a bug!

Star Pilot Grainger
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Friday, November 4, 2005 8:27 AM

SICKDUDE

Wash (singing): This is not my beautiful house. This IS my beautiful wife.

StarPilotGrainger, hi-larious!

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

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Friday, November 4, 2005 8:49 AM

N0SKILLZ

Wash's warrior face, it strikes fear into the hearts of enemys!

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Friday, November 4, 2005 2:10 PM

MUTT999

Wash: "Nandi said we need how many rolls of Reynolds Aluminum Wrap to finish the house?"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Friday, November 4, 2005 6:44 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash: ...it's objective assessm--damn that glare of la casa de Jiffypop is devastating.

OR

Wash: Ow ow ow! Face cramp! OW OW!

OR

Joss(OS): Now you need to recite the Gettysburg Address in Chinese.
Alan: Fuckwhataboutwho?!?!

OR

Wash: Oh gawd! What are those wormlike creatures coming out of your head?!? Ew!

OR

Wash(as Don Giovanni): I am here to make you an offa you can't refuse...
*Zoe turns and walks away*

OR

Wash: Awww, c'mon, honey! I know it is not a beach, but it does have sand...why can't we get nekkid?

OR

Wash: Whoa. Good miff.

BWAH!
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Saturday, November 5, 2005 3:17 AM

N0SKILLZ

can you play in your own game? lol

This was the day Joss realized making Alan make funny faces was a bad idea.

or variation.

This was the day Joss realized making a house outta aluminum foil was a bad idea.
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Saturday, November 5, 2005 5:47 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

It was on this day the crew found out Wash had a terrible allergic reaction to tin foil.

or

Wash: Yarr, I be the dread pirate Wash!

(os)Simon: Wait, you're telling me that there's a guy who dresses like a pirate on our crew?

Keep shiny!

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 12:31 AM

MUTT999

Wash: "....so you're saying these recurring dreams of pirates,Spam and telephone poles don't mean anything?"

"That's the buffet table....."

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 2:11 AM

CITIZEN

(Fully aware that the Americans among us won't have a clue what I'm on about)
Wash: Nice to see you
Zoe: To see you
Both: Nice
Wash: Heh heh settle down, welcome to strictly come fighting.

or

Zoe: I told you if you made faces and the wind changed you'd be stuck like that.

or

Wash wished Simon would hurry up with the operation to remove the plastic dinosaur from his Pigu...

or

Wash started to regret wearing such a loud shirt on such a bright planet...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 6:52 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by N0Skillz:
can you play in your own game? lol

Oh hell yeah I can!

A) Why do you think I started the game?
B) Oh, and it is MY game!

C) The only rule is, I can't win. No matter how many people think I should.

D) Did I mention it is MY game?

Hey, thanks for playing. It's nice to be reminded I am not the only omnidweeb on the planet! I love "captioning", I make song parodies, and hell, those Firefly cardgames of mine? Just someone else's idea made better.

Yeah, I will always swing back to the notion I can
make
games
better.

However, the next non-Bwah! game I release, will be an original card/board game unlike any other.

Oh and now for a caption completely different:

ALAN(thinking): I am not sure I like it Joss walks up and whispers "telephone pole" and snickers as he walks away.

BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 2:21 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

WASH:"Has anyone seen my contacts?"

OR

Wash on the first day he ever meets Zoe.

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Sunday, November 6, 2005 5:05 PM

TALLAUSSIEBROWNCOAT

Wash: You want a baby...? A baby what...? A baby gosling...?

Zoe: Hooooooo-neeeeeeey...

Wash: Oh, the unjuggleable type of baby!

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"Hey, support it best you can! I believe supporting this as far as we can will get Serenity restarted. Right now seems VERY "Out Of Gas", and the Fans are Mal. We need to get her running to get the Big Damn Button pushed."

"I don't care what you believe in! Just BELIEVE!"

- Self Quote from a reply to a post about Serenity

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Monday, November 7, 2005 6:53 AM

MANTICHORUS

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:

(Fully aware that the Americans among us won't have a clue what I'm on about)
Wash: Nice to see you
Zoe: To see you
Both: Nice
Wash: Heh heh settle down, welcome to strictly come fighting. ...

Good caption, good caption. Didn't citizen do well?

...Anyway, enough with the Brucie...

Wash does his best Klingon face.

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Monday, November 7, 2005 10:32 AM

BELACGOD

Wash: Are we there yet? Wait, I drove us here.

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Monday, November 7, 2005 10:59 AM

BELFASTBROWNCOAT

Wash:'Is there something in my teeth?'

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Monday, November 7, 2005 1:42 PM

CASUALTY

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Zoe? What the? Oh God! Why is it the Captain has to get nekkid on every gorram planet we visit?

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"This is the Captain. There's a litle problem with our entry sequence, we may experience some slight turbulance and then explode."

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Monday, November 7, 2005 2:50 PM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

WASH: Eewwwyahh, honey! Joss farted!
JOSS (OS): Hey! Did not!

or

WASH: Damn, stupid...foil...house...bright...crap! Buh!

or

WASH: Honey, why did they call that stuff Reynolds wrap anyhow?

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Monday, November 7, 2005 3:25 PM

CHOLLETT

After Wash recovered from his serious injury (which he DID :P), he found that he had developed a sneezing problem from a side effect of the anaesthetic.

OR

Wash: "ah...AH...ACHOO!!!!!! *sniff*Darn hay fever!"

OR

Wash: "Camera one, camera two. Camera one, camera two...."

OR

Wash: "You know, if you look like this, that tree over there seems to disappear."

OR

Wash: "I'm telling you, Zoe, i'm just not getting this Magic Eye thing to work!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, November 7, 2005 3:54 PM

SEP7IMUS

Wash: Look, us red-haired, sensitive (but in a manly way) types sunburn REALLY easy.

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Monday, November 7, 2005 6:21 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

OH YEAH! IT IS VOTING TIME!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/946319

and no, you can't vote to change the ending of Serenity so everyone lives, or dies, or has sex with Kaylee...well, okay, I vote for sex with Kaylee, but everyone has to die too! :P

BWAH!
TCM

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 5:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump for voting!*

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:49 AM

VERASNEWOWNER

I know this is a late one, but...

Wash still couldnt get used to a bald lip after Mal and Zoe pinned him to the dining table and shaved the gorram thing off.

Quote:
(Fully aware that the Americans among us won't have a clue what I'm on about)
Wash: Nice to see you
Zoe: To see you
Both: Nice
Wash: Heh heh settle down, welcome to strictly come fighting.

I got the brucie one. I live in England too.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:53 AM

ADMIRAL

Wash: I can't see it I can't see it!!! How do you get a woman's face from this?

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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