Team Random - Helloooooo Nurse! by RelFexive

This is what I get for being naughty.

And we don't call them handcuffs, we call them "safety restraints"

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 9:57 AM

*Wanders into the new thread*

Great title!

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Rel wrote:

I mean, you wouldn't believe how sick some of the people here in Team Random are! Whoa! The things they plan to do with chocolate at Serenity Squared! You can get arrested for doing that kind of thing!

Lol! Oh dear.. *Checks to see if it's past the watershed*

*Ahem*

Seriously though, it's surprising what can happen at conventions. The guests can be just as crazy too.

*Has flashbacks to a convention way back in 2002..*

...Anywho...

*Whistles innocently...*

- Cos.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:00 AM

MALPA

mmhmm random

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:02 AM

There are some awesome euphemisms in the world, but methinks "safety" just took the prize.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:04 AM

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Serenity wrote:

And we don't call them handcuffs, we call them "safety restraints"

ROTFLMAO! That cracked me up! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day..

(It's been a really long day too.)

Thanks Serenity!

- Cos.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:07 AM

Mmmmmm.... safety.

No, I'm not quite sure that works.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:16 AM

thank you thank you!

Really, I don't know what's gotten into me today. I'm acting more like TWG than my own, innocently naive (stop snickering) self.

I'll probably regret today tomorrow.

Like the banner thingy Cos. No idea who she is, though.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:16 AM

She looks familiar, but I can't place her.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:17 AM

'Tis okay, memory serves its purpose. It seems I've found the particular antidote for what's ailing me.

We'll be in our bunk.

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"That's what governments are for, [to] get in a man's way." -- Malcolm Reynolds

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:31 AM

CITIZEN

meh

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by citizen:
meh

What's up?

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:41 AM

CITIZEN

tired, bored of having no internet at work, that about does it.

Did I say tired, I meant totally knackered...

how's you

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:41 AM

I can't place her, either. In the shot with the hood she reminds me a bit of Sally Field.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:48 AM

PIFFLE101

Yeah it does suck! Im staying home from school and it's stressful! But Im watching Firefly..

My mom's like, "I demand you get in the bed, turn on the TV and watch it. If I see you doing anything else, your in trouble." LOL!

So Im doing as told. But I had some hot choco earlier and it made everything 5x worse! *le sighe*

sickness to Tarkna!! (Hell)

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:50 AM

Piffster-you're sick, too!

Goodness, am I the ONLY one who feels fine?

(oh dear, did I just jinx myself?)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 10:53 AM

Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable jinxing!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:02 AM

SAFEAT2ND

I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:06 AM

Rankin-Bass?

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:08 AM

Cold, Safe?

It's nice here today. High 70's. Sunny. Nice breezes.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:10 AM

SAFEAT2ND

Yep.

Don't exactly know why it popped into my head, so I thought I'd share.

Best Christmas specials ever though. I remember mom & dad making jiffy-pop for the shows.

Damn I'm old..

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:10 AM

Ugh. Mid 40s here, might see some snow flurries tomorrow. It dipped just below freezing last night. This afternoon/evening it's just rainy and miserable.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:11 AM

Don't have to be all that old. I remember all that stuff, too, and I'm a spry young thing. Heh.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:23 AM

SAFEAT2ND

Serenity, yep, it's cold and dreary and it looks like it could snow. I may have to get the fireplace going tonight.

Spinland, I thought it was more the Jiffy-pop reference that dated me. Before microwave popcorn, before even hot-air popcorn poppers there was Jiffy-Pop.

Aluminum foil buttery goodness.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:24 AM

QUEENOFTHENORTH

Oh, did I forget to mention I have some "safety restraints" in my closet too? Let's see, there's the plain metal, the leopard spotted, the fluffy pink ones -- uh, sorry, what were we talking about?

Oh yeah, I feel fine too, CMS, although with all these cybergerms floating around, who knows? It's cold and dreary here. Supposed to be -20 next Tues.

I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Valkyrie Warrior, the Gourmet Cook and the Truth Scoper.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:28 AM

Oye, Queenie! I soooo did not want to know about that.

But I'm glad you're not sick, either. We can be the healthy brigade.

But with all these people feeling ill, I might need some help with the nursing. You don't have to have ANOTHER nurses' outfit in that very naughty closet of yours, do you?

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:29 AM

Hee! See, I took the Jiffy-Pop so much for granted the reference slipped right past me. I once had an electric burner set too hot and melted right through the bottom of the aluminum "pan." Made quite a stink.

Fluffy pink safety gear? I guess that would make it easier to find in dim lighting.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:40 AM

REALLYKAYLEE

everyone, i've made a decision.

i'm moving to canada. not for the politics. not for the moose. not for the drugs. not for the red/green show-ish thingie my physics teacher made us watch. for the only reason anyone like me would move to canada . . .

i want snow! now! NOW!!!!!!!

shakespeare: more words than God.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:42 AM

There's always Montana ....

Okay, nevermind.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:44 AM

QUEENOFTHENORTH

Yes, the fluffy pink ones are my fave. You wanna borrow them, Spinny?

Actually, CMS, I do happen to have another nurse's outfit (don't ask). Anyone else feel sick?

ReallyKaylee, you want snow, I can package it up and send it to you. There's plenty here already.

I give to you the Seeker of Serenity, the Valkyrie Warrior, the Gourmet Cook and the Truth Scoper.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:46 AM

Thanks, queen, but there's a better than even chance I've already got access to a set.

If we got decent snow here over the next couple of days, I wouldn't have to rake the current crop of leaves from my yard! *thinks snow*

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 11:59 AM

Well, time to head home--with an enroute stop to pick up some cold meds for my poor ailing son. Maybe they'll keep him from being too contagious.

Later, Randomites!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:06 PM

REALLYKAYLEE

cute kids live in montana. more than other places.

shakespeare: more words than God.

guys . . . inara's got the annoying kid on top of her in the corner of my screen . . . make him go away!

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:11 PM

PIFFLE101

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Piffster-you're sick, too!

Goodness, am I the ONLY one who feels fine?

(oh dear, did I just jinx myself?)

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

*subtley passes Serenity the cyberflu*

Muah ha ha!

I love this poem!

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan &
groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be
relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love...
The Flu

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:25 PM

N0SKILLZ

oh man, i've missed so much...

umm... I'm not sick and its like 80 degrees out... hmm i miss snow as well.

New Hampshire has snow... and its much better then canada.. canada has reavers! (see that comic thing in teh blue sun room)

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Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)

*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:32 PM

...and the reason is-

Oh, hello. Sorry, been busy.

I was just thinking about snow the other day. About how bloody annoying it is. Last winter I had to abandon my car due to ice on the way into work one morning and spend the next two hours slowly walking into work. So yeah, I really like snow.

I'm keeping nasal problems at bay with Airwaves and orange juice. Erkk... and that might be a headache on the way. Woo! Fun!

An early night for me, I think.

I dread not being able to get on the internet at work. If that happened, I'd be left with nothing to do 'cept stare at the walls, and maybe the ceiling too.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:38 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

I'm not sick...though I'm quite sore form that rolled up sleeping bag.

Who rolled it up without shaking me out if it? Huh? Who was it?

Could use a backrub...or a full body massage from on of CMS's nekkid Simon clones.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:41 PM

She's lucky to have those... from a "got clones of a very attractive person on, um, hand" perspective, that is. He wouldn't be my first choice, y'know.

So: how do, TWG? And what on Earth-that-was were you doing in that sleeping bag for all that time?

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:43 PM

PIFFLE101

List of things to do:

Get unsick
Make TWG a Simon Clone (speedo included)

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:44 PM

REALLYKAYLEE

i don't know when the nekkid clones were made but i have an announcement- i want one. now.

me in french club on sean maher
"and there's this one guy . . ."
"un-huh?"
"yeah- and everytime you see him you just shout 'BABIES NOW!'"

i thought it was very vice-presidential of me. heh.

oh and happy nat'l french week everyone! *passes benignets*

shakespeare: more words than God.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 12:57 PM

Ladies and gents... when you have a spare moment... head on over here:

http://fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=14719

I don't think you'll regret it.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 5:02 PM

N0SKILLZ

strange work blocks it fer games... but its just another post on FFF... very strange...

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Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)

*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:33 AM

Afternoon Randomites!

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Serenity wrote:

Like the banner thingy Cos. No idea who she is, though.

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Rel wrote:

She looks familiar, but I can't place her.

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Spinland wrote:

can't place her, either. In the shot with the hood she reminds me a bit of Sally Field.

She’s an actress called Laura Pyper, who plays a 500 year old witch called Ella Dee on ‘Hex’.

I never made this signature, although it was a customised gift from someone on another board. (All they needed was a few details on what I wanted it to look like.) I feel kinda guilty though, ‘cause they never wanted anything in return. I’m gonna have to surprise them with some artwork though. It’s really cool, I love it!

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Rel wrote:

I'm keeping nasal problems at bay with Airwaves and orange juice.

Urgh.. That sounds like some combination. Wouldn’t it taste all funny? *Shudders*

You’ve got the cold too Piff?

Oh man… This time of year is a right pain…

Get well soon Piff!

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:27 AM

Morning everyone!

Are all the sickies feeling any better? Or must I put my nurse's uniform back on and make the rounds?

My Simon-clones were birthday presents from Piffle and Mai. Lucky me! I have 2 now, so I will loan one out. Reallykaylee, you can borrow him after he finishes giving TWG a full-body massage.

I started watching Wonderfalls last night. What a quirky show!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:32 AM

I think mine might be on it's way out. I certainly hope so. I didn't get much sleep last night. At least I got that vid finished, anyway.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:44 AM

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I started watching Wonderfalls last night. What a quirky show!

Wonderfalls is a great show! It was on Sky One over here a few months back. They stopped showing it after 5 or 6 episodes though.

The humour is great. The singing lion was hi-larious. (Especially when it kept the main character up at night. I forget her name now...

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The concept was refreshing. I need to track it down on DvD... It was a nice, quirky show.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:49 AM

Yeah, the singing lion was very funny. It made me laugh so hard.

Ash (XandlerLHarris) lent it to me on DVD, but I'm enjoying it so much I may have to buy a copy for myself. I watched the first 2 or 3 episodes. Very funny show.

Rel-I can't believe you stayed up making a vid when you should have been resting!! I'm going to watch it when I get a chance, can't right now. But I LOVED your other one, so I know this one will be great, too.

You'll have to send it to Carol to add to the Team Random collection.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:55 AM

Most of it was already sequenced. Just had the last thirty seconds or so to stitch on. So it wasn't that much of a hardship.

And Carol knows all about it, of course; I expect it to appear on the Team site very soon!

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 4:00 AM