Destiny: Mayhem, bugs, and foam...(Episode 7) by CastIronJack

I did very much make it to the Renn Faire. Watson and Ash came and it was great.

I could actually easily throw a Kaylee costume together. I have all the accessories. I'd have to work hard for River. I don't have anything that's very River-y. No cute little floaty dresses like she's so fond of wearing.

We can definitely do this, but they really didn't give us a whole lot of time.

And thanks for the belated birthday wishes, all. I feel so very loved.

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Serenity hears a banging noise coming from what sounds like a shuttle. She decides to go see what's causing it.

It stops. And then starts again. And then stops.

She reaches the shuttle to find Jack waiting outside.

"Jack! You're found! What happened?"

But before he can answer, there's another BANG BANG BANG and Safe appears at the door.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 11:31 AM

Flechette, please tell me no one has EVER referred to you as "heavyset". If they have, you give me names and I will..."adjust" their way of thinking.

Say this word with me...Voluptuous.. That's right...with a capital V.

You certainly don't strike me (unless I get outta line

) as "heavyset".

*steps down off his moral soapbox*

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Tuesday, November 8, 2005 11:39 AM

I will have to agree with Safe.

Serious misuse of the word "heavyset"!

We have pictures to prove your loveliness! Don't make me use them.

Now apologize for upsetting Safe and say something nice about yourself.

We'll have none of that self-deprecating talk around here!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:41 AM

FLECHETTE

You Guys Are Simply the Best!!! Thank you both from the depths of my heart and soul.

um OKay - I have really great eyes! All chocolately dark goodness! - How's that Serenity and Safe?

err don't we have a crew in peril? to change the subject?

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Flechette - Destiny's Cook

We got Crab and pig tell:Squid ink and fish scale
Okra and dasheen leaves
Chitchat and chatter :Fill up the platter
With a garnish of pure make believe
- Jimmy Buffett's Calaloo

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:51 AM

Ooooo dark chocolatey goodness...my favorite!! mine are green

and change colour depending on what I wear. Oh well you win some you lose some.

Oh and the Voluptuous desciption comes with a strut. Don't be afraid to use it

(that's it, no more What not to Wear for my wife, it's messin' with my head...how 'bout them Patriots?)
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Oh...hi Serenity! I...ummm..was taking care of business..yeah yeah that's the ticket...

Safe ushers Jack and Serenity off before they ask anymore questions.

Lets go see how Amy, Jazaf and Flechette are doin' against the Kimmels. Plus I've got a coupla questions for Dr. Me.

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 7:01 AM

Can I use the Voluptuous Strut, too? Pleeease?

I really am being very naughty today.

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Safe, Jack, I just came from the ammo supply closet and it's been cleaned out. Someone (or something) has all our extra guns, bullets, grenades, all of it! I do believe this is cause for some concern.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 2:06 PM

CASTIRONJACK

Sorry all, real life's been filling the time lately. A new job and a misbehaving car'll do that to ya!

Jack wakes up to Destiny's women trying out the various volumptuous struts. Dazed he looks up to see Safe standing over him.

Fractured memories come back to him and he rolls to his feet. He pulls out a Nerf gun and with unerring accuracy nails Safe in the forehead with a Super Glue Nerf Special. He tries to run, but Flechette's cooking holds him still.

Mmmm... Mouth watering goodness...

Hey! I was talking about the brownies! Git yer head outta the gutter!

Jack, Found of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 3:49 PM

Good to see ya back Jack.

I'd offer to help you with your car, but being as how you don't live next door, it would a hollow gesture.

If you get time, you've got some readin' to do. At least read the Sereni-TREE. I've kept you alive...so far, and it's been no easy feat let me tell you.

Ain't no shame in admiring a woman's volumptuous strut..

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Wednesday, November 9, 2005 6:52 PM

CASTIRONJACK

Yeah, well, having to learn about cars to fill the gap between what you have to spend on a car and what you could spend on a car, isn't too bad a deal. Of course I could have gone without removing and installing the starter a couple of times. It wasn't too bad though, I learned much about the usefulness of children and wifes(to get the bolts in, out, and threaded with their small hands in tight places), how to 'push start', and how a redundant part like a clutch switch can kick off the whole thing.

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Jayne and his new 'daughter' walk in, "Well, there you are, Jack!"

Jack stares at Lexa Doig with eyes and mouth open in disbelief. Half chewed brownie falls to the floor from his lips.

Lexa raises a trademark eyebrow.

The chief nurse then faints.

Jack, Immobile of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 1:06 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Oh, oh! Do we have a Simon?

And, does the pic have to be of someone whose in the crew? Because my little sister has the most perfect River outfit.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:30 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:

Safe jumps for joy, bangs his head on an overhanging pipe, lands on a wrench and falls flat on his back. He lays there rubbing his head and smiling until he notices the tool box falling towards him..."this is going to leave a mark..."

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

That's not funny, I almost choked to death laughing

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 2:48 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Quote:
Originally posted by amylisai:
Fun quiz you all might enjoy, picked it up from a thread on the Browncoats' site. Which Serenity character are you most like?
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=79387&first=yes

Sorry I'm a bit behind with messages, but I'm catching up

I did this before, and I think I got Wash, though I thought I'd do it again now I've got a bit more time to dwell on the questions

Now I'm Simon

The Doctor. You have a gift for healing that goes beyond education. You took an oath to do no harm, even when your patients have tried to kill you. You are out of place where you are, being used to refined society. However, if you take that stick out of your arse you should be fine.

Simon Tam 75%
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne 56%
Inara Serra 56%
Capt. Mal Reynolds 50%
River Tam 44%
The Operative 44%
Kaylee (Kaywinnet Lee) Frye 44%
Shepherd Derrial Book 31%
Zoe Alleyne Washburne 31%
Jayne Cobb 19%

Its more or less accurate, though ask anyone and I soooo don't have a stick up my... well, you know

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 3:44 AM

PR-No, we don't yet. You could definitely be Simon. I guess it's supposed to be members of the crew, but we are short on women-folk. Haven't heard from Whitefall in months. So we may have to double up.

Note to self: tell Soul about crew challenge.

I can definitely dress as Kaylee. We need Mal, Book and River, right?

Let's see, correct me if I'm wrong but we have:

Safe as Wash
Amy as Inara
Flechette as Zoe
Me as Kaylee
PR as Simon
Jazaf as Jayne

and then posssibly TRM as Book if we can talk him into it.

Who can do Mal? Jack, can you dress as Mal? Or Needy?
And then we just need River.

Well, PR, maybe we will need your sister as River.

Needy!!!!! *hugs*

Good to see you again! How's things?

And Jack-sorry about the car troubles. But we're glad to see again, too. Safe's been having all kinds of fun with you while you've been away.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 4:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
That's not funny, I almost choked to death laughing

I sincerely apologize Needy, I will try to be funnier in the future. Good to see you got computer time again.

I am reminded again why this is my favorite thread... All my favorite audienc...errr... people are here

Safeat2nd, Chief Handyman of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 4:45 AM

PSYCHICRIVER

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
PR-No, we don't yet. You could definitely be Simon.

Well, PR, maybe we will need your sister as River.

I'll get busy on a Simon outfit.

And, well, I can take a picture of my sister in the River get-up...and then if we need it, its there.

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."

"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
"I swallowed a bug."

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:52 AM

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

Well I've finally made it back... it certainly wasn't easy because whenever I got the chance to visit, I didn't want to post in this thread without reading what's been going on, so I've just now finished catching up.

You certainly have been having fun

As for the new challenge, well I wouldn't mind dressing up as Mal, I could probably get an outfit similar but I'd be missing that final ingredient - a brown coat.

Also, where does the photo have to be taken? Can it just be taken anywhere such as in the house... or does it have to be at an event of some sort?

...

As for me, I've been missing coming here thanks to Joss Whedon. Or should I say more accurately, something Joss recommended - Veronica Mars. It was airing every day at 6 till 7 (the time I normally post here) and only finished last week (or was it the week before?)
I'd also normally post at the weekends, but for some reason I now have a regular social life (imagine that), on fridays and sundays at least. I am also now a keeper of secrets, a quite neat title if I do say so myself (though no actual position exists, just one I've given to myself thanks to being a confidant to a couple of friends)

Anyway, enough rambling, I should jump in to this new attack of the clones story... in fact, I think I'll just start a new thread since this one is getting mighty crowded

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:55 AM