Caption 2 Tightpants #5 by TenthCrewMember

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Caption 2 Tightpants #5

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:27 PM

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

This weeks winner makes me not want to sit down, as I have a rather large collection of dinosaurs around my control center...

CONGRATS CITIZEN!

And now, a special appearance by the box-dropping-man-ape-gone-wrong thing, the Hero of Canton his own self, Saint Jayne!

Jayne: And then Mal and I had sex!
Mal: Every gorram party, he's gotta tell 'em my name...

Now you!

BWAH!
TCM

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 7:59 PM

JACQUI

ANNOUNCER: "And now, back by popular demand... Maaaaaaal and his infamous ping pong ball!!!"

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 8:06 PM

BARCLAY

Jayne: "Maaaaal! More jobs at frat houses!"

"You are on the Global Frequency."
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Thursday, November 10, 2005 8:51 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Mal may have had the legs of a dancer, but Jayne had the voice of an angel...

OR

Jayne, doing his best Wookie impression.

OR

JAYNE:"Now watch, as i swallow this entire brown...smelly....chocolate?.... cup whole!!"

WASH(os):"Should we tell him?"

MAL(os):"Nah, it'll be funny..."

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 9:01 PM

N0SKILLZ

The Frat Boy quote:

Jayne: I am soo trashed, WAHOOO!!

Jayne: He got a gorram wife the last time we got drunk. But this time i'ma gorram hero!

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Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)

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Thursday, November 10, 2005 11:25 PM

MANTICHORUS

JAYNE: "Ooh-ohh-hah-ahh-ahh-AHHH!"
MAL: "So that's why Simon calls him the box-dropping-man-ape-gone-wrong-thing..."

OR

JAYNE: "Now watch me burp the alphabet!"

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Friday, November 11, 2005 4:22 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Gorrammit! Who pissed in my Milk?!!?

OR

Jayne: I bet you I can stick this 8-ball in my mouth! Here goes...

OR

Jayne: I could get naked!
Crowd: NO!

OR (Shanghai Noon crossover)

Jayne: Uno mas!

BWAH!
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Friday, November 11, 2005 9:47 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne (singing operatically): "Ave Maria........"

(heh. Only people at my school would get the significance of that.....)

OR

Jayne: "OH MY GOD!!!!! The Beatles!!!!"
Mal: "Every time he sees them....."

OR

Jayne: "Watch me crush this can with my forehead!" *crunch* "Owwwwch..."

OR

Mal: "So, the plan was, get him drunk and get him to sing old show tunes. Then, start charging money, and BAM! New compression coil, baby."

OR

Jayne (with accent): "That's a spicy meatball!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 5:34 AM

RYCE

Everyone wanted a chance to rub Saint Jayne and get their three wishes from the genie that came out of his mouth

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 5:50 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne(singing): Arooooooooo! Werewolf of Londinum...
*crowd cheering*

OR

Jayne(singing): I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay...

OR

Jayne: So then I hit Wash with the mule, and he made a face like this!

OR

Jayne stared in abject horror, as a strange mist emerged from his mouth.

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 7:10 AM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne(singing): Arooooooooo! Werewolf of Londinum...
*crowd cheering*

I know yours don't count, but I like it!

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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:31 PM

ADMIRAL

Jayne: I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 5:50 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: WASABI?!? AHHH HOT HOT HOT!
Mal: *snicker*

OR

Jayne: Check out my "OH" face! OH! OH! OH!

OR

*** Having a terrifying space monkey crawl up your pants and mistaking your man parts for walnuts can have unforseen consequences during public speaking ***

OR

Jayne: brrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Mal(in disgust): shiny...

OR

With a thunderous resonating 4 minute 21 second belch, Jayne Cobb, cheered on by fans, shatters the long standing record formerly held by the Earth-that-was champion, Booger, from the Tri-Delta Fraternity.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 6:24 AM

CITIZEN

Hmm, I always win when I mention the Plastic Dinosaur content of Wash's Pigu...
Interesting

...

Jayne: So anyway then the wind changed...

or

Jayne: All I do is push the broom up here and it come's out my mouth watch.

or

Mal(Thinking): He does this whenever we meet new people, sooo embarrassing!

or

Jayne(Jumping to his feet): So that's why Wash has been walkin' funny...
(hey, give the public what they want

)

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 9:36 AM

BELACGOD

"So who's going to see the BDM again with me?"

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 10:09 AM

GUNRUNNER

Jayne: KHANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 8:55 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Jayne was delighted to discover that the patrons of the tavern had just come from a rehearsal of Carmina Burana.
Jayne (in a lusty baritone):
O! O! O! Totus floreo!
Mal (sotto voce):
Geeze, I hope there's someone else around here to sing soprano because the last time I did it was a distinct failure.....

FloralBunny

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Monday, November 14, 2005 12:52 AM

MANTICHORUS

Jayne's Michael Jackson impressions always got a laugh...

OR

Adam Baldwin and fans, seconds after the sequel to "Serenity" is announced.

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Monday, November 14, 2005 4:19 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: GORRAMMIT! GO VOTE ALREADY!

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Monday, November 14, 2005 5:23 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

JAYNE: Hey! We gots ourselves a sequel! Woooooooooooooooooooooot!

=or=

JAYNE: Dancin' girls? Dancin' girls! WOOOOOO!

=or=

JAYNE: Waaaazzzzzzaaaaapppppp?

=or=

JAYNE(et al): TO-GA! TO-GA! TO-GA!

=or=

MAL(os): Hey Jayne, this littun here says he's your kid. You wanna shed some light on this?
JAYNE: (silence, but reaction says all)

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Monday, November 14, 2005 10:11 AM

ADMIRAL

sweet mines in

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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Monday, November 14, 2005 11:11 AM

CALLMESERENITY

Narrator (OS): And here we have the rare Man-Ape-Gone-Wrong-Thing in it's natural habitat; a bar.

If we listen closely, we can hear it's mating call.

Jayne:Hoooo-baby!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 1:12 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL

Gorramit, i finally think of a caption and I'm too late...poopy. I guess I can share it any way...

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne and crowd: Ziggy socky, Ziggy socky, hoi hoi hoi

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 1:28 PM

BROWNTROUSERS

Remind me to check that one one of kaylee's battery operated devices aint on the chair next time i sit down!

(sorry)

-------Huge Fan of:---------
Firefly\Serenity
Farscape
Andromeda (Early Seasons)

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 4:49 PM

BELACGOD

He was good in a fight, but it was his yodeling that made Jayne Cobb a legend feared on twenty planets and a hundred moons.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 5:20 PM

KAYLEESLILSIS

Jayne (Singing): The Hero of Canton the man they call Me!!!!!!

Mal (OS): Not again, everytime we visit a bar he to to get drunk and start singing that song

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Thursday, November 17, 2005 5:41 AM

TALLAUSSIEBROWNCOAT

Jayne(Singin' with or without the crowd):

"Wha' do we do with a drun-ken spa-cer? What do we do wit' a drun-ken spa-cer...? What do we do with a DRUN-ken spa-CER EAR-ly in tha MOR-nin'...?!" *hic-burp!*

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Friday, December 2, 2005 12:11 PM

RYCE

Where o' where has my caption tightpants gone? In lieu of a new pic, I'll caption this one again

:

Mal nursed a bruised hand that got smacked by the mug of Mudder's Milk the barman had slid down the bar to Jayne's waiting hand. (think Back to the Future with the chocolate milk here)

EDIT: Oops! Finally found #6 out there in cyberspace. My bad.

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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