SPOILERS: What was the absolute funniest line in Serenity? by ItsaWash

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SPOILERS: What was the absolute funniest line in Serenity?

POSTED BY: ITSAWASH
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 15, 2005 12:43
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 6:18 AM

Yes, Rivers expressions are great, the one eyebrow raised look is priceless.

It's tough to decide on a favorite quote, but I'll try.

Mal: Now if something happens to me, or I'm not back within the hour. I want you to take this ship take off, and you come get me
Zoe: And risk my new ship?

Mal: It ain't all buttons and charts little albatross

The Operative: Are you willing to die for that belief?
Mal: I am
(Pulls out his gun and fires)
Mal:'course that ain't exactly Plan A

Mr. Universe: You guys bring me the best violence

Jayne: Shiny, let's be bad guys

"I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schoolin', so why don't we just ignore each other 'til we go away"-Mal

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 10:34 AM

STEVE580

The two lines that got the biggest laughs consistently in theaters (I noticed) were the one about Kaylee's batteries, and, interestingly, Wash's final "I am a leaf on the wind…watch how I [die horribly]." The second was very cool; most people were laughing audibly, and then...they stopped...

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 10:48 AM

BADGERSHAT

The very funniest line in the BDM is, without a doubt, made by Jayne:

[referring to River, after one of her psychotic moments on Miranda]

"She is starting to damage my calm..."

--Jefé The Hat

***************************
"Did you see us fight?"
"No... "
"So... trap."

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 11:58 AM

HELGUNN

Woah... when did Kaylee say...

"Goin' on a year now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

When!?

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 12:15 PM

PSYCHOTICBRIDE

Aw, do I only get to pick one?

'Cause my friends and I have been slinging a few around at each other. The most popular is probably:
Jayne: "Gee, it'd be nice to have some GRENADES right about now."

But other favorites include:
River: "I swallowed a bug."

Mal: "This is your captain speaking. We're having a little problem with the landing sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulance and then... explode."

Jayne: "If they take me, I want you to shoot me!"
Mal: *takes aim*
Jayne: "Well, don't shoot me FIRST."

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 12:43 PM

FOREVERSHINY

OMG,I loved:
Wash: "Whoah! Did you see that?"
Mal: "Was that the primary buffer panel?"
Wash: "It did seem to resemble..."
Mal: "Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my ship for no apparent reason?"

And:
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh god, oh god, we're all gonna die?"
Mostly every line with Wash, Mal, and Kaylee. Though they all have some really funny lines.

*As a note: I have the novelization, so that's how I know the full quotes. So sadly, no, I did not just randomly remember them off the top of my very obsessed and pretty-little-bonnet-covered-head.

And Helgunn, it's sometime when they're going into the bar to see Fanty and Mingo. Y'know, when River goes all psychotic?

~ForeverShiny~

~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey to all the FF obsessed people!

No, Cap'n, I think it's shiny!--Kaylee, o'course.

Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the hell down! --Mal in "Safe."

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