THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #12-The Botox Edition by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #12-The Botox Edition

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UPDATED: Friday, November 18, 2005 20:31
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Saturday, November 12, 2005 5:18 PM

Hey all!

STARPILOTGRAINGER wins ROUND #11 with:

"Mal was dead set against keeping Simon and River, and Kaylee was just as determined they stay aboard. So, they agreed to the ultimate test of will. It was an old Serenity tradition, started by Jayne. Both parties take off their pants, and whoever looks down first loses the argument. Also fun for spectators."

CONGRATS!!!

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NOW for ROUND #12!!

We find our crew in a startling situation...

MAL:"What? Did Jigglypuff draw on my face while i was asleep or something?"

(my apologies for the pokemon reference, lol, it just popped up. Haven't seen pokemon for YEARS!)

DO BETTER!

GO!

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Saturday, November 12, 2005 9:13 PM

ADMIRAL

Howdy CunningOrangeToque!
Looks like i'm the first to post.

Jayne: I think i see a Booger.
or
Jayne and Mal are both trying very hard not to blink, because they agreed whoever loses the staring contest has to wash ALL dishes, and have you seen very many dishes washed?

The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!!!

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 9:14 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Wash found himself unable to take in anything from the briefing, as that sweet curl which lurked behind Mal's ear was driving him to distraction.

FloralBunny

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Sunday, November 13, 2005 10:08 PM

KHALOR

Jayne: Whoah. It's going up his nose.
Simon: Try not to move...it might become angry and bite you.
Mal: Would someone just KILL THIS DAMN SPIDER ALREADY?!

Not great, but all I got.

"We want to put you in a safehouse, where you'll be safe."
-- Ryan Templer, Graduate Massacre

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Monday, November 14, 2005 3:59 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: I hear anything that ain't helpin' me out or takin' your leave, I'll- *faaaaarrrrrrrt!*
Wash(thinking): Don't you dare!
*Kaylee fights the urge to giggle*
Jayne: Gorrammit, Mal!
Zoe: That is NOT a piece of mercy, sir.
Inara: Oh, go se!
Simon(thinking): The Captain really stinks...

OR

Mal(standing proud): I am a teapot! Here is my spout!
Wash: AHHH AHHHH!
Kaylee: He must be some sort of genetic experiment.
Jayne: Them ain't manparts. I'll show you manparts.
Zoe: Sir, I think you have a problem with your weapon being missing.
Inara: So much for the mystery behind the man...
Simon(thinking): I wonder if anyone else saw me looking...

OR

Jayne: Great Buddah! How'd you get the "beans" above the "frank"?!?!

OR

Mal: ...that's right, I ever see a Reaver face to face, I'll eat his pee goo. Yeah, they ain't so--uhh, what're y'all lookin'--there's one right behind me now, isn't there?
Others: Ayup.
Mal: Not my best day ever...

BWAH!
TCM

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Monday, November 14, 2005 5:05 AM

JADEHAND

Mal: Ok, now everybody go hide, I'll count to 100 then come looking for you.
Wash: You can't be serious.
Zoe: He just drew his gun, dear.
Simon: Ta Ma Duh.
Kaylee: Yeap, Now is appropriate. *runs away*

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Monday, November 14, 2005 5:17 AM

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

MAL: Wha? Whaddaya mean my pants aren't tight enough? I spent good money on em!

=or=

MAL: Guys...really, what's behind me? Is it bad? Aw geez, it's bad, isn't it?

=or=

MAL: Eeeny, meeney, miney, mo....

=or=

MAL: Allright! The winner of this week's caption game is... Inara!
WASH: Whaaaaa? But mine was funny and it was...well, funny!

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From Joss:
"A brilliant film with heart, humor, and outstanding action. It should sweep the Oscars." -- Ron Notmadeupperson

"I've never seen a better film. In fact, I've never seen any film." -- President Abraham Lincoln

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Monday, November 14, 2005 9:20 AM

SICKDUDE

Simon: C'mon, Captain, pick me. Zoe's got everyone else on her dodgeball team- you need someone on yours!

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

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Monday, November 14, 2005 10:20 AM

STARPILOTGRAINGER

Mal: Okay, we'll try this one more time before I start shooting people. What's the secret to good dancing?
Everyone: Tappa-tappa-tappa.
Mal: All right then. Play the music.

Star Pilot Grainger
"Remember, the enemy's gate is down."
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This week: My spoiler-free Serenity review

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Monday, November 14, 2005 10:23 AM

BELACGOD

"All right, the Reavers look like they're in a zone defense, so we'll split River out to the left and run Jayne up the middle. 43, 39, 12, hike!"

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Monday, November 14, 2005 12:30 PM

REALLYKAYLEE

as soon as i saw this picture i started laughing. not because of the hilarious captions (hadn't gotten to them yet) or the potential in my mind- but because

mal's got panty-lines.

no joke! go look!

shakespeare: more words than God.

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Monday, November 14, 2005 12:42 PM

DAELUS

Wash: "If I look in Mal's ear, I can see right out the other side.."

Jayne: "Cap'n looks like he's about to wrap up. Best start noddin' my head."

"My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."

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Monday, November 14, 2005 1:44 PM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

The cast of Serenity just didn't know what to make of the new life-size Mal action figure

OR

Mal: Alright everybody, loosen up your arms. We're gonna go through this one more time, now look at the Reaver behind me. Notice the expression on his face - vacant, with a hint of sadness. A drunk who's lost a bet. Now let me see you copy him

Going down the line Wash, Kaylee and Jayne all copy it to varying degrees of success, and then it's Zoe's turn who stands there cold and emotionless

Mal: Zoe, that's excellent
Zoe: Sorry sir, I wasn't paying attention. What did you want us to do?

(sorry it just screamed Shaun of the Dead to me)

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Monday, November 14, 2005 2:26 PM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Mal: Don't move, maybe they won't see us
Zoe: Sir, I don't think its working
Mal: Plan B... someone get naked
Simon: Are you insane?

or

Mal: Reapers, they rape you for hours and hours, cut off your clothes and wear it as cunning hats
Zoe: tell them the rest
Wash: more?
Mal: After they've finsihed that they make you watch Alien Resurrection
Simon: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Kaylee: I think i'm going to be sick

(stole the AR part from Mosquito so i give the credit to them)

Keep shiny!

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Monday, November 14, 2005 2:54 PM

JACQUI

ZOE: You're drunk, sir.
MAL: I's not drunk. No, hey, LOOK AT ME! *hic* Issa elefant!
SIMON: I think I'm blind.
WASH: Put it away before the Reavers get hungry.
JAYNE: Reavers?!?

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

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Monday, November 14, 2005 3:15 PM

CITIZEN

Mal had some tough questions to face after Seska marooned the crew and took off in Serenity.

or

Wash: Mal, I'm curious as too how you think me hitting two halves of coconut together can replace Serenity?

or

Mal: Jayne, when I say dance...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

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Monday, November 14, 2005 5:37 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

MAL: GORRAMMIT! *clicks gun hammer* This is my playground, and I said it is MY turn to use the Oil-drum-sheetmetal slide!

OR

Wash: Wow, I think they really captured him, y'know, captured his essence.
Kaylee: Wherever I go, his eyes follow me.
Jayne: I had more Mudders than he gots Miners...
Zoe: I'm thinkin' these people got a problem with their brains being missing.
Inara: He had a problem with the pillar, now he is a pillar.
Simon: This is what going mad feels like? Huh.

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Monday, November 14, 2005 5:47 PM

PHOENIXFEATHER

Jayne: Wow! This statue of Mal really is a lot better than mine!

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Monday, November 14, 2005 5:52 PM

ANGELCRUSHERD

Zoe: Mal, you have a problem. This is for your own good... and ours. You aren't getting back on the boat until you find some bigger pants.

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Monday, November 14, 2005 6:17 PM

PHILYBURKHILL

Malstown

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 2:43 AM

VERASNEWOWNER

Quote:
Mal had some tough questions to face after Seska marooned the crew and took off in Serenity.

or

Wash: Mal, I'm curious as too how you think me hitting two halves of coconut together can replace Serenity?

Ha Haaa. Star Trek and Monty Python in the same reply, i like ya.

Mal: "Ok, own up now. Or whoever crazy-glued my pistol handle is gonna meet the reaver i got tied up in the cargo hold, an' he aint eaten for days."

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 3:03 AM

HELL'S KITTEN

Mal: Does this gun belt make me look fat? C'mon, be honest.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 7:47 AM

CITIZEN

Quote:

Mal: Does this gun belt make me look fat? C'mon, be honest.

Inspired:
Mal: Be honest, does my bum look big in this?

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you Beeeer Milkshakes!

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Tuesday, November 15, 2005 9:29 PM

TUDYKRAWKS

Zoe: "How did I not notice that before?"
Jayne: "Seriously that is one lazy eye."
Wash: "It looks all corpsified and gross:
Kaylee: " I think it looks shiny cap'n lazy eye"
Inara: " Ugggh Mal no matter what you do buddah will not give you any gifts"
Simon: " Get me my bag i can fix that"

"mine is an evil laugh"

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 5:48 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Mal: Okay, last gorram time I am gonna ask...which one of you Purplebelly washin', Reaver grapplin', terrifyin' space monkey fei oo glued naked pictures of Badger to the inside of my eyelids?!!?
*gun cocks*

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005 9:58 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

VOTING TIME!!

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Friday, November 18, 2005 4:10 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

*bump for the voters*

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Friday, November 18, 2005 10:08 AM

BLACKEYEDGIRL

Needy: Your caption actually had me laughing so hard I was crying. I love Shaun of the Dead, this was just the perfect caption. Oh God! ROTLMFAO

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Inara: "Do aliens live among us?"
Kaylee: "Yes. One of them's a doctor."

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Friday, November 18, 2005 1:54 PM

NEEDY

The road to Hel is paved with good intentions

BlackEyedGirl - Thanks. I love that movie... and although I didn't think of it straight away, when it sprang up it just seemed perfect

...

plus its one of my favourite scenes in the movie

Needy. Male Companion a.k.a. First Boy Whore of Destiny

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Friday, November 18, 2005 7:54 PM

VOLANGENERAL

Mal:"What"
Everyone reading paper stuck on forhead: Spoiler!!! Hey Wash you die!!!
I know its over but I couldnt help it.

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Friday, November 18, 2005 8:31 PM

N0SKILLZ

Mal: Man i can't believe Joss is making us make Serenity look like a reaver-ship. I'm going to... he's behind me isn't he?
Joss(OS): Muhahahahaa

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