Adam Baldwin speaks on us! by HotForKaylee

Home on the board, hell!

If he needs a place to crash, I got a couch. Would recommend he brings his own chow, though. Ain't much for cookin'.

(Above poster is not AB either, but would greatly appreciate the opportunity to discourse with him.)

Don't tell my mother I'm a truckdriver. She thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse.

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Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:17 PM

LOTV

"I'm not AB, not the man AB, so will the real AB please stand up, please stand up, please stand up"

...sorry... couldn't help it... my hands got started and just couldn't stop...

*just shaddup, LOTV!*

yes`sir...

LOTV: Ima-who-whata-whoichy-whoda-whazza--huh?

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Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:34 PM

KOFFEE

Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
One other question I have is how would everyone here feel if all of a sudden everyone over there suddenly showed up here?

The thought of that happening leaves me with mixed emotions. It would be great for this site to be popular with all Firefly fans, but I think it would lose some of the close communtiy feel that we have right now.

I found the Fox board first in my quest for Firefly. I posted there a couple of times, but it was so hard to keep up with all the posts. There are so many and I didn't like how the board was set up either. Not as advanced as it could be.

When I found FFF.net it was like a breath of fresh air. It is well set up with a decent size group of regular posters. Lots of features and all those extras the Haken provides us with is just exemplory. I love it here and have made some good friends during my short time here.

As i said, popularity is good, but I worry about overpopulation as a result of it. Make sence or should I just shut up now?

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All of us browncoats here at Fireflyfans.net love ya AB. Say hi sometime if you get a chance.

And for the record...I am not AB either...but Adam, if you so lurk here....I want to say thank you....for keeping everyone up to date at the Fox board, for keeping us all flying, and for just being you.

----------------------------------------------
“It's a real burn, being right so often.”

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Thursday, June 19, 2003 9:43 PM

JAYNESGIRLFRIEND

Doh! You got me LivingImpaired, I am indeed Adam Baldwin.

If Adam were a foot shorter and female of course, but you know they can do just about anything with computer animation these days so who knows?

Oh and please, please come say hi to us Adam. On the most part we're very nice people and not at all obsessed or anything. Nope, no scary shrines to your extreme hotness around here. Nuh uh.

"I was gonna get me an ear, too." - Jayne

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Friday, June 20, 2003 3:26 AM

Allright, allright, Its me! Adam Baldwin.

Fooled Ya's!

Sorry i'm not really AB, but I am a big AB fan.

I wish this show would make a comeback.

If I were Bill Gates I would buy the Network and mass produce more Firefly :)

Jayne - "I like smackin them"

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Friday, June 20, 2003 4:11 AM

JUSTME

I'm not AB Either, but I am Emitt Smith!

JustMe

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Friday, June 20, 2003 4:55 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

Quote:
Originally posted by HotForKaylee:
One other question I have is how would everyone here feel if all of a sudden everyone over there suddenly showed up here?

so long as they don't come here to bash us, I'm all for new fans stopping by. I mean how cool would it be if the number of visitors on this site went to 1.5 million within the next three months? would gorram fox sit up and take notice then? would we at long last receive a letter of profuse apology for cutting Firefly off at the knees? well, okay, maybe not that second part, but a girl can dream, right?

AB, if you're reading this, WELCOME!!

I found the way, by the sound of your voice--so many things to say. These are only words. Now I've only words. Once there was a choice.
David Sylvian

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Friday, June 20, 2003 5:43 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by justme:
I'm not AB Either, but I am Emitt Smith!

JustMe

No, I am Emmitt Smith!

Oh, and I am NOT AB... I just share his BirthDay..

I think everyone who is NOT AB should come in here and say so, so we can eliminate all the imitating Dim Shadys... so to speak...

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Kaylee, will you marry me?

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Friday, June 20, 2003 6:40 AM

MATWANG

I suppose I could be Adam Baldwin.

Do any of you know if Adam Baldwin plays the ukelele?

If so, that would make it proof positive.

I really am me.

Plink!

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Friday, June 20, 2003 8:23 AM

TRAGICSTORY

Well if all the people from the fox boards moved here, I think it would get rather crowded rather quickly. Not to mention the fact that the DREADED

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thread would be drudged up back to life once people were "stuck", if you will, in the same board as Succatash. Mostly becuase they don't don't know him and humans love arguments.

You saying they don't?

What do you know?

Bring it on!!!!

"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Friday, June 20, 2003 8:47 AM

SUCCATASH

I never go to the offical board. Am I hated or something over there?

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Friday, June 20, 2003 12:16 PM

Whats the Gorram official Firefly board?

I've only known of Fireflys existence for about 6 months but it quickly became my all time favourite show.

Can anyone supply the words to "Jaynes song" from the episode "Jaynestown"

If you are out there AB I want you to know i'm not a homo but I think you are "The Man" :)

Jayne - I like smackin them

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Friday, June 20, 2003 12:35 PM

Fear not, Calhoun. You can be razor-straight and still think AB is just that damned cool.

'Specially since he declared us science fiction fans to be 'sexy.'

That alone gives him couch-crashing rights at my pad.

(Though if he wants to borrow the comp, he'll have to wash dishes.)

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Friday, June 20, 2003 5:59 PM

TUPPENCE

[Intro]
Jayne. The man they call Jayne...
[Chorus]
He robbed from the rich/
And he gave to the poor.
Stood up to the man/
And gave him what for.
Our love for him now/
Ain't hard to explain.
The hero of Canton/
The man they call Jayne.

[First Verse]
Our Jayne saw the mudders' backs breakin'.
He saw the mudders'lament.
And he saw the Magistrate takin'/
Every dollar and leavin' five cents.
So he said "You can't do that to my people."
He said "You can't crush them under your heel."
So Jayne strapped on his hat/
And in 5 seconds flat/
Stole everythin' Boss Higgins had to steal.

[Chorus repeats]

[Second Verse]
Now here is what separates heroes/
From common folk like you and I/
The man they call Jayne/
He turned round his plane/
And let that money hit sky.
He dropped it onto our houses.
He dropped it into our yards.
The man they called Jayne/
He stole away our pain/
And headed out for the stars.

Here we go!

[Chorus Repeats]

(AB supplied the lyrics that were impossible to pick out behind the dialogue)

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Saturday, June 21, 2003 3:41 AM

Hehe, I knew there would be someone out there with the words to that song. :)

Thank you.

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Saturday, June 21, 2003 8:44 AM

MSCKAREN

Although I'm not AB either, I understand why he would like this group. It is edgy and generous which seems to describe him, too. He tends to post a lot to the political threads on the main board which can get very heated.

That board can get very busy so I stick to a few favorites and then what's recommended by friends over there. In case you've never visited and just want to lurk you can sign on as a "guest" at
http://forums.prospero.com/foxfirefly/.

Anyway, if you go, and are located in N. Florida, S. Georgia or E. Alabama, check out the Florida Shindig thread. We're planning a shindig in Alligator Point next weekend.

"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."

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Saturday, June 21, 2003 9:12 AM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Quote:
Originally posted by msckaren:
"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."

Yep.

PS.

I'm not AB either.

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Saturday, June 21, 2003 5:21 PM

I am not AB, would hope he could spell better.

We need to set this up like an old "To Tell the Truth" ep. Where is Soupy Sales when you need him?

I have no problem with AB coming to rest here, but he may have to answer a few non Firefly plot points questions.

Like:

Where were the giant salamanders suppose to go when the riff was closed the navy?

Next AB movie on the que is Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 10:15 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by msckaren:

"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."

Muahaha!!!

Best Sig I've seen yet!

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Kaylee, will you marry me?

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 1:42 PM

CAPTBAGGYTROUSERS

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Next AB movie on the que is Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde.

Much as I love and respect the Man they call Jayne, Adam Baldwin, I must warn you off this movie. It is the worst thing I have ever seen, and I say this without hyperbole and as a guy with years of video store clerking experience. I saw it for free and I wanted my time back. It's not so-bad-it's-good; it's so bad it hurts.

"Batman and Robin" bad.

The American "Godzilla" bad.

No offense meant to AB, and remember he's already been paid.

It isn't about Dr. Jeckyl, it isn't about Mr. Hyde. It's about hurting. Deep hurting.

History repeats the old conceits

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 2:13 PM

Erm.. I dont seem to be able to start a new thread for some reason. So i'll just go off on a bit of a tangent from here.

Does anyone else like that pipe or flute music in the village at the beginning "Our Mrs Reynolds"?

Dah de dah de dah de dah.. Dah de dah de dah de dah..

I think I might be gettin a bit weird on myself cause I like it.

Mal - Jayne! Go play with your rainstick.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 2:18 PM

That would be the whole point. I have a MAJOR weakness for B movies.

Movies can be bad and very amusing. Admittedly your two examples only qualify as bad and not at all in the realm of amusing.

Last AB movie I saw was Gargantua, I LOVED it, low rent CGI, non-creditable plot (hence the salamander question) and cutesy mutant baby salamander included. Will own it, because it just made me smile.

Will admit Dr Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde looks….well just .....it's not Gargantua let's say. Will still give it a try.

Gacy is on the que as well...

Least anyone thinks I am being rude to our possible lurker. Be assured that this is meant as gentle ribbing only. I really am going to own Gargantua. I mean a family of mutant giant salamanders c'mon .........that's a party.

Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 2:39 PM

Slightly paraphrasing from a line in Bruce Campbell's "If Chins could Kill."

Email he got from a fan that essentially said "You are great actor and make any movie you're in ten times better, which is sad because most of the movies you're in seem to suck."

Sometimes folks don't get material that's worthy of 'em. Sounds like the case here. (Having never seen any of the movies in question.)

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 4:08 PM

Speaking of which, which Jayne-ism will be the title of AB's autobiography?

"That's why I never Kiss 'Em on the Lips"?

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 5:21 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Archer:
Speaking of which, which Jayne-ism will be the title of AB's autobiography?

"That's why I never Kiss 'Em on the Lips"?

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

wohoo!! Great idea...
in the interest of fairness, though, let's just limit the Jayne-isms to one or two.... so that we all don't post all the great Jayne-isms we know... makes us think harder for the cream of the crop.

Now, without futher adeu... hare are my two candidates, both paraphrased (cuz I'm too lazy to look them up) from "Out of Gas":

1. See Vera? You get yourselfed dressed up, and you get taken places.

2. Sometimes I don't think you take me seriously...

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Kaylee, will you marry me?

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 5:59 PM

Here are my choices:

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who'sin ruttin' command here.

(singing)
My love for me now ain't hard to explain
The Hero of Canton
The man they call ...ME

limited to two....

Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 5:59 PM

Gorram double post.....

Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.

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Sunday, June 22, 2003 6:45 PM

JAYNESGIRLFRIEND

Quote:
Originally posted by SirenKain:

I mean a family of mutant giant salamanders c'mon .........that's a party.

Heh. Of course, thanks to you I'm going to have to see this now. Video clerk laughs at me and its coming out of your ass, buddy.

Please tell me that AB is in it enough for this to be worth it.

"I was gonna get me an ear, too." - Jayne

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Monday, June 23, 2003 3:01 AM

Unfortunately, "My Love for Me Ain't Hard to Explain" is too typically Hollywood, or it would be perfect.

But damn, I'd buy "I was Gonna Get Me an Ear, Too" in a heartbeat. Just the thought of seeing it on the shelf, oh hell, that's hilarious.

There ain't nothin' I can't overcome or come to know. So lay your heavy load down on me, strip everything I have away. I am not your prisoner, I am not afraid.

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Monday, June 23, 2003 2:44 PM

VETERAN

Don't squat with your spurs on.

How about...

from Serenity

..."Hey wait a minute, I'm in this for 10%. So what does that make my cut? Let's see nuthin times 10% ... carry the one is.. nuthin."

from Bushwacked

.."I'm mean yeah, there could be survivors."

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Monday, June 23, 2003 5:41 PM

AB is always enough ........but in Gargantua he is tanned and in shorts.

Need a better reason to watch?

Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.

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Monday, June 23, 2003 6:25 PM

JAYNESGIRLFRIEND

Quote:
Originally posted by SirenKain:
AB is always enough ........but in Gargantua he is tanned and in shorts.

Need a better reason to watch?

Morbid and creep-ifying I got no problem with.

Shorts? I am so there.

"I was gonna get me an ear, too." - Jayne

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Tuesday, June 24, 2003 1:26 PM

MSCKAREN

Quote:
Originally posted by Archer:
Speaking of which, which Jayne-ism will be the title of AB's autobiography?

"It was the best life ever!"

"Appears they've canceled the show and we're still here. What does that make us?"
"Big damn junkies, Sir!"
"Ain't we just."

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Tuesday, June 24, 2003 2:45 PM

LORA

Hsst, Gambit, those lines are not from Out of Gas, they're from Our Mrs. Reynolds. Trust me, Out of Gas is my very favorite episode -- all about Mal.

2 lines that might be good for AB's biography title:

Ain't Cuddly Like Me from Train Job
They Threw a Riot on My Account from Jaynestown.

Only 'cause I was Gonna Get Me a' Ear, Too was taken and Box-Dropping Man-Ape Gone Wrong Thing just isn't flattering.

"Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?" Zoe, War Stories

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Tuesday, June 24, 2003 4:18 PM