Third Floor: Hidey Place of Nice-ish Boys and Girls by BlackEyedGirl

For all you newbies! This is a dating/whining/ thread originally started by Mai, who was seeking the Secret Hidey Place of Nice Boys (originally thought to be a cave or island near Sweden). Instead it devolved into dating woes, and all of us asking, Where's my mate damnit?

Wanna get caught up?

Thread #1: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=14264&m=208890#208890

Thread #2: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=15042&m=210970#210970

You are now on the third floor. We have established that we are all freaks, but in a good way. We are sort of random, and catching up is a bitch, but I guarantee a lot of laughs if you do!

ALSO: Lets keep the troll-like activities to a minimum, or I will start an auction to see who gets to throw the trolls into the engine (aka Troll-shredder). All proceeds to go to charity!! (Thx to SR for the auction idea)

Welcome back to all the regulars, and a hey, welcome to the inasnity to all the newbies! let the madness begin!!!

-BEG (whore)

PS: I am working on stopping putting the word whore in every post, but it ain't easy!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:03 AM

Yay! Dementia.
First Floor: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=14264&m=208890#208890
Second Floor: http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=15042#210970

The padded cells are over here to the right.
Over here to the left are the Seclusion rooms, replete with leather straps for restraints and ativan injections for those who get a little out of hand. If everyone is good we might get to watch a movie tonight.

Cheers,
JadeHand

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D'oh, simutanious posting

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:03 AM

DONCOAT

Well, hello, everybody! I don't know about nice boys, but this pretty-good fiftysomething kid-at-heart has been hiding up here on the third floor waiting for everybody to find me.

Except, now that you're here I may have to flee on up to the 4th floor...

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Ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:07 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Third Floor: Sundries, Women's Wear, Lingerie, and Pez...

Huh? Who knew?

Hi everybody...While I get a kick out of these threads (for the most part), they have a tendency to get past me what with the speedy posting, and the absolute neglect on my part.

Also...if you want to know where to meet the opposite sex, try a restroom. First of all, its says right on the door "men" or "women", so you know they'll be there sooner or later...Also, its a service most people have to partake of.

While I can't speak for the success rate of bathroom shopping (Bathroom shopping? Did I actually just type that?), I guarantee you will get noticed! Wear running shoes just in case you need to make a quick getaway though.

This doesn't answer the question of whether or not the folks coming out of the bathroom will be nice(ish) or not. If you ask them out and they say yes...you'll probably want to get away quickly. What kind of person accepts a date from a restroom stalker? Weirdos!!!

I promise I'll try to be more serious in the future...Well, as far as I can, or ever do...

Hey! It's not an empty promise! It's an optimistic, glass is half full promise!

Bye bye!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:12 AM

Look everyone: NEWBIES already!!! YAY ::clangs a pot with a spoon::

Don: Welcome, don't flee to the 4th floor. By my calculations it'll take approximately 1 week for us to end up there. If you really want seclusion I recommend floor 69! (oh no I didn't!)

Jade: Welcome back baby! Ooo a movie! You promise?? If I take my medicine I can watch a movie?? YAY! Please make it the Never Ending Story!!

Manw/Pez: ROFL! Welcome home, sounds like you'll fit right in around here. Don't abandon this one, I have a feeling we are just about to get more interesting than before (as if that was possible!). I like the idea of bathroom shopping. Lots of people have sex in bathrooms (like those two Carolina Cheerleaders) so why not use it for pick-up purposes?

BEG- Outie 5,000

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:16 AM

CITIZEN

Ok, why are the lifts always out of order when I come along?

Stupid stairs!

I hear there's lots of stars who like picking up in toilets... Ask George Micheal about that, I don't know..

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:17 AM

SIMONWHO

Posted on the old thread after the new thread was setup:

It's astonishing how well people know me.

Is it too obvious to insist those who defame me are fitted with ball gags?

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:18 AM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Well, places for hook-ups and places for pick ups(the date, not the truck) are probably best left seperated.

Most hook-ups occur in bedrooms. I'm not going to head into some strangers bedroom, gently shake them awake and say "Will you go out with me? Whattya say?"

Also, shame on those cheerleaders...Aren't cheerleaders exhibitionist by definition? They should have had sex on the dance floor and let everyone watch instead of getting caught in the bathroom and having it posted on the nightly news. Dancefloor=No arrest, Bathroom=Arrest.

Besides, most dancing in clubs looks like sex to me anyways...There's no way they would've been caught!

Word to Grandma!

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:28 AM

And again Simon, I ask, what is wrong with Duct Tape? So much cheaper, and its fun to listen to the scream when you rip it off.

Pez: As a former cheerleader I can say, that you are absolutely correct. (btw: yes I was a cheerleader 6th grade through sophmore year when they kicked me off the squad for wearing combat boots or converse all stars w/ my uniform and for having pink hair (had it been a school color I might not have gotten in so much trouble)).

Where are the crunchies???

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:30 AM

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Originally posted by BlackEyedGirl:
Look everyone: NEWBIES already!!! YAY ::clangs a pot with a spoon::

Don: Welcome, don't flee to the 4th floor. By my calculations it'll take approximately 1 week for us to end up there. If you really want seclusion I recommend floor 69! (oh no I didn't!)

Yes you did, The 77th floor?

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Jade: Welcome back baby! Ooo a movie! You promise?? If I take my medicine I can watch a movie?? YAY! Please make it the Never Ending Story!!

Sure, I was thinking Crow, or maybe Clockwork Orange for this group, or 12 Monkeys(non-ninja variety) but we can do Neverending Story.

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Manw/Pez: ROFL! Welcome home, sounds like you'll fit right in around here. Don't abandon this one, I have a feeling we are just about to get more interesting than before (as if that was possible!). I like the idea of bathroom shopping. Lots of people have sex in bathrooms (like those two Carolina Cheerleaders) so why not use it for pick-up purposes?

BEG- Outie 5,000

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:40 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

I must point out a skyscraper is a rather ingenious place of hidy-ness...unless of course I've missed the point and it's an inverted skyscraper plunging into the dark embrace of mother earth.

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Originally posted by manwithpez:
While I can't speak for the success rate of bathroom shopping (Bathroom shopping? Did I actually just type that?)

yes. twice.

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Originally posted by BlackEyedGirl:
If you really want seclusion I recommend floor 69! (oh no I didn't!)

you did. and seclusion plus 69 doesn't compute ;D
I'd recommend floor 88 for the women. I'll be waiting ;D

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:41 AM

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Originally posted by BlackEyedGirl:
And again Simon, I ask, what is wrong with Duct Tape? So much cheaper, and its fun to listen to the scream when you rip it off.

Pez: As a former cheerleader I can say, that you are absolutely correct. (btw: yes I was a cheerleader 6th grade through sophmore year when they kicked me off the squad for wearing combat boots or converse all stars w/ my uniform and for having pink hair (had it been a school color I might not have gotten in so much trouble)).

Where are the crunchies???

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I best consider Shaving 'fore the duct tape thing.
I really would've been more into cheerleaders if they wore combat boots and/or chuck taylors, and colored hair. Ponders. Gets distracted.............

Places a big bowl of Crunchies tm in the 3rd floor lobby.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 9:46 AM

LMD hey how ya been?
Ok, I know 77. But 88?

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:05 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

Absolutely great, Jadehand, how are you doing? ;D

Umm, don't want to get too R or NC-17 rated, but I'll offer a hint. The male partner (could be female I guess, in a woman-woman relationship) is really, really hungry...he's going to have two helpings. Get it?

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:15 AM

ZEEK

I think the problems on here are answered in three easy steps. 1.) Make sure you actually want a nice significant other. I'm not saying that nice people aren't into bondage, but uh...it's not a quality I'd label as nice. 2.) Go out and make a bunch load of friends not aiming specifically for a significant other. You'll meet them through the friends 3.) Make sure you're going to attract nice significant others. I doubt many nice people are really out looking for someone who is not nice themselves.

If these 3 steps fail...uh...try the opposite.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:35 AM

Zeek:
#1 - Um you can be a nice person and be kinky/into bondage. There's nothing implied nice or not by it. Unless you are just looking to beat on people which might mean you are an asshole and shouldn't be doing anything involving other people.

#2 - you try making friends where I live. As a single woman it's very difficult to go out and meet new people, cos there is always the roofie rape risk and stuff. At least if there is some drinking going on. And don't tell me to get my friend to go with me, cos I have none here. All of them are 4 hours away and visit rarely. But I'm working on making friends.

#3 - Understood, but does that mean that if I attracted a man who threw me against the wall, threatened me with a knife, and beat on me and mentally abused me, that somehow I was deserving of it, or alternately attracting this kind of relationship because I am a shitty person? If so. Not cool man. Remember Nice also attracts predators.

Wow, sorry I just got all mean. Didn't mean it. Just something struck a chord with me.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:37 AM

SIMONWHO

I'll give some advice for the kids: duct tape bonds with skin. If you leave it on too long, you're going to have a serious amount of pain taking it off again.

*skips off through the fields singing tra-la-la*

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:38 AM

And I thought I could deal with the randomness

so you mentioned newbies, Hi, i'm seryn and i'm a newbie

but I think i'm possibly in the wrong place, is there a floor for people who openly admit that they're a bit crap at times?

not that i'm not perfectly lovely, but I have to say that I hog the duvet, shout at my cat, secretly wish I could tazer my boss and I think thinking impure thoughts is becoming something of a hobby.

I also really don't like the idea of picking people up in public bathrooms, problem being that you always know exactly where they've been - a public bathroom

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:39 AM

Third floor? Already?

Yeesh. Though not in a bad way. More like "Yeesh, we're a talkin' bunch aren't we?"

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:43 AM

Umm... Seryn, if you can't tell, there are no saints on this thread (except maybe Light Me Dark). If you didn't want to taser your boss I might be worried about you. I also shout at my cat (I once declared a Jihad against one of them), so again, no saints.

We are working on building our skyscraper of hidey places, so feel free to grab a cubicle.

Welcome Newbie!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:53 AM

marvellous, Being just a tad decadent however I might just claim a corner, put in few comfy couches and some pretty drapes and we have the third floors first designated loafing area,

sort of home from home for when people get tired of lurking in bathrooms.

welcome one and all!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:53 AM

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We are working on building our skyscraper of hidey places, so feel free to grab a cubicle.

Cubicles? Are we turning these threads into one big weird metaphor for an office building or something?

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:58 AM

Well we certainly ain't a tree nor are we any sort of team. I like the idea of a skyscraper, cos it means we can each have our own little places to hide, but can hop into common areas to find each other, like the watercooler. Also Skyscrapers is tall! I dunno, come up with a better metaphor and we'll go with it, but cos we have a ground florr (original thread) and now the second and thrid floors, I think this is working, plus we can almost go on forever. Also much easier to lose ninja and/or space monkeys in a skyscraper so they stop stealing things!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:58 AM

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I also shout at my cat (I once declared a Jihad against one of them).

Jihad, against your cat? did she try to open a starbucks in your living room or something?

still, good way to pass the time...

and i feel quite comfy with the skyscraper idea, excellent metaphor, especially with a few more cushions, but what was that about monkeys?

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:04 AM

Wasn't expecting such a lengthy response to that. A 'yeah' or a 'no' would've done just fine. Because I'm willing to run with that skyscraper analogy as long as I can.

I might as well set up shop right here on 3. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the Lonely College Student Dept. Or the bathroom.

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what was that about monkeys?

They steal stuff. And they fling stuff. Namely poo. Sometimes rocks. But mostly poo.

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:08 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

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Originally posted by BlackEyedGirl:
Umm... Seryn, if you can't tell, there are no saints on this thread (except maybe Light Me Dark)

Ha, certainly not a saint...maybe from another's perspective. I just adhered with extreme rigidness to my code, which I must say is being altered to be far more flexible. It's rather great ;D

Yeah, I laughed out loud when I read about the Jihad on the cat on your blog. And you said you like you with blonde hair...I like the dark in your latest post, nice.

My own blog is almost done (damn IE and Firefox incompatabilities =/)

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:14 AM

there was an article in the fortean times years and years and decades ago.

well maybe not that long ago

but there were troops of monkeys invading japanese office buildings, stealing everyones cigarettes, then the alpha would sit in the head-mans chair and smoke them, threatening to bite any hapless someone who wandered near.

then there was probably poo flinging

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:14 AM

Cat Jihad: My little man Mister is insane, he drives me nuts. My friend Khrysten and I were discussing something to which I declared that I wished I had a personal Jihad against something, and then came up with 3 Jihads. They are in my blog ( http://pluralofapocalypse.blogspot.com/2005/11/declaration-of-personal
-jihads.html). The Jihads were against my cat Mister, The Fox Network for cancelling Arrested Development, and the Black plague. Don't ask, I am this wierd.

Also we had an incident involving a ninja monkey stealing ScorpionRegent's Bag of Tricks on the last thread (although I am sure that is an action that monkey won't repeat anytime soon). Also they fling things, sometimes poo, sometimes not poo-related at all. If we aren't careful we will all need helmets to protect our noggins from the poo and rocks and other assorted acoutrements they throw.

Hope it didn't seem like I was bein mean with the lengthy responce. Now I'm all convinced everyone thinks I am mean. I am not mean, just havinging a feisty and very bored day. I blame the fact that I am at work for this. Feisty and bored, that's me!

LMD: OMG That is so not me! That's Jaye from Wonderfalls, nbut I'm kinda taking compliment that you think I look like her. Yay, Jaye!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:24 AM

no mean-ness, no one thinks your mean, well, you haven't made anyone cry, and thats something.

Besides, if you ever hear a kinda shwooshing noise, thats sort of everything going straight over my head.

i'm a contented little soul.

saying that, come on then, everybodies top 3 desired Jihads,

Hmmm,
1,the people who cancalled Farscape, and and Firefly obviously, yet let Andromeda run for several seasons

2, the people who come into my museum, walk blithely past the bright, open fronted, purple, orange, blue, pink, yellow and green toy shop, then come into the Fairtrade shop and ask where they can buy childrens souvenirs

3, hmmmmmmmm, no i can't think of one, maybe people who sing christmas carols in october, but maybe not,

off to ponder that one

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:31 AM

No, no meanness implied.

I had the rest of the conversation played out in my head, and it consisted of "Yeah." "Ok."

Yeah. My imagination doesn't care much for wandering in the afternoon.
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:37 AM

My 3 jihads?

1) FOX's marketing department (the whole reason I skipped over Firefly in the beginning).

2) People who tell me I 'just have to' see a certain movie/tv show, and that my life is completely meaningless until I've seen it.

3) RHA (my college's Residence Hall Association). Bunch of clownshoes. College students: if you hate your Hall government, start up your own Eradication League. It's great.
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:58 AM

ok, two apologies

just read BEG's reply to zeek, sorry, wrong end of the stick was grabbed there, that was horrible, your entitled to a little meanness, but a don't think there was any...

and Orpheus, sorry, I not an hour ago, told everybody that they had to watch Carnivale.

but you have to, not because it can change your life, but basically cause i can't think of a better way to use up 12 hours.

so nur

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:03 PM

Well, since I'm already interested in seeing it sometime, I'll let it slide.

I'm talking more about the kind of people who actually think less of you if you haven't seen something (like the world would be that much different if I actually saw Se7en).

There's a difference between 'you should see it' and 'OMG, U HAVE 2, IT'LL CHANGE UR LIFE!!1!1one!1!!'
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:07 PM

yes, I believe its the use of spelling and sparing punctuation

- Oh my goodnes, did i just say that? -

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:10 PM

Yeah. Probably.

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:17 PM

and a certain amount of mania.

I get the same reaction when I tell people I haven't seen the Godfather trilogy or Apocolypse Now (well, the second one, I was in the same room, facing the screen, but I couldn't see it through the weed haze and I kept nodding off)

I just don't like war or gangster movies

Interestingly, Mal Reynalds was voted 'Most Interesting Character 2005'. Votes for 'Rear of the Year' are still being collected.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:17 PM

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and a certain amount of mania.

I get the same reaction when I tell people I haven't seen the Godfather trilogy or Apocolypse Now (well, the second one, I was in the same room, facing the screen, but I couldn't see it through the weed haze and I kept nodding off)

I just don't like war or gangster movies

I think i broke the computer

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:38 PM

CITIZEN

I started my vendetta against cats before I left the womb. Kicked my parents cat right off my mothers lap while still gestating.

That cat never did like me after that...

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:45 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Cat Jihad! Why? Why not, I ask you! I'll tell you since you asked (You didn't...I asked something...Oh bother...never mind!)
Didn't you hear what Keanu Reeves said in Constantine? No, not "Whoa..." "Cat's are good...half in and half out anyways..."
They're minions of hell. Even in repose, they look like they're plotting the eventual downfall of humanity in mass numbers. That, or waiting for dinner.
Also...if you ever hurt a cat, they never show it. They just get up, stare at you with slitted lid, a look obviously meaning "Oh, its like that now" and slink off. Then, they offer you two boys that they've poisoned and their blood is dead, and after you're incapacitated, they slit your throat...Or was that something that happened in Interview With The Vampire?

So, the lesson here is, its better to kill a cat than to maim or injure it. Cause they'll come back. Be it ten minutes or ten years. They'll get you in a way that you would never suspect a species with no thumbs could pull off.

I'm kidding...don't kill or hurt cats.

Until the war starts.

Also...its been a long time since I've been called a newbie around here. Strange no?

Not really.

So, since I don't like leaving people hanging in suspense...

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:22 PM

there another thread somewhere on here lamenting the lack of cute and fuzzies on Serenity.

two weeks after it comes on board, Mal forms a completely rational hatred of the smug looks, random unexplained smells, poop in his shoes and that bizarre little gassy noise they make when cleaning themselves and declares

Jihad!

there, at least two episodes, re-instate the show now...

y'see, if i had writing duties on a new season, i would have had all sorts of fun doing things like inflicting fatherhood onto Mal, making Jayne form a relationship with a female that didn't start and end with his john thomas and introducing a new long term character in the form of an alliance member (i was going to go with the ex wife of a politician or something) but, hey, cats are whats wanted apparently

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:28 PM

ZEEK

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Originally posted by BlackEyedGirl:
Zeek:
#1 - Um you can be a nice person and be kinky/into bondage. There's nothing implied nice or not by it. Unless you are just looking to beat on people which might mean you are an asshole and shouldn't be doing anything involving other people.

#2 - you try making friends where I live. As a single woman it's very difficult to go out and meet new people, cos there is always the roofie rape risk and stuff. At least if there is some drinking going on. And don't tell me to get my friend to go with me, cos I have none here. All of them are 4 hours away and visit rarely. But I'm working on making friends.

#3 - Understood, but does that mean that if I attracted a man who threw me against the wall, threatened me with a knife, and beat on me and mentally abused me, that somehow I was deserving of it, or alternately attracting this kind of relationship because I am a shitty person? If so. Not cool man. Remember Nice also attracts predators.

Wow, sorry I just got all mean. Didn't mean it. Just something struck a chord with me.

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1.) Goes down as different opinions on what a "nice" person is I guess.

2.) I've never ever been in a situation where I couldn't make friends. You don't work with any people you enjoy talking to? You don't have any interest that you can take up to try to meet people? Heck one semester when I was in college I moved to St. Louis for a job to gain experience and I met people just going to a sports bar to watch football games each weekend. Join a bookclub. Yoga class. Amatuer sport league. Go to poetry readings. Take a class at a community college. There are plenty of places to meet people. You have to be able to find one person you enjoy talking to.

3.) The only way attracting that crazy person would hurt your chances with a nice person is if you're taken when a nice person opportunity comes up or if the nice person knows the other person you're seeing is a jerk and assumes that's the type of guy you're into. I don't see any other way that has anything to do with attracting a nice person.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:28 PM

LFO

I'll waste a couple Jihad's on telemarketers and the people who send me junk mail - the third, though, is for die-hard advert fans.

AdFan: Hey, have you seen that commercial where blipity bleep happens?
Me: No.
AdFan: You know, the one with the kid-actor from RandomFilm, who does the stuff.
Me: Acutally, I don't watch TV.
AdFan: Yeah, but I'm sure you've seen this one - you like Moby right, its the one with Moby music.
Me: No, I really, honestly, don't watch TV - at all.
AdFan: (blank stare) - Yeah, you'd recognize it if you saw it.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 2:14 PM

Wow. I didn't know there were advert. fans at all. Let alone die-hards.

To each their own, I guess.
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 2:21 PM

CITIZEN

remember, some people juggle geese.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:13 PM

Crap we're building Fast around here. *fetchs more restraints and Ativan...just in case*

I try to catch up from my last post:
LMD: Ah! so many many 8's then
Zeek: What BEG said.
BEG:1) Exactly 2) We're friendly down here in NC 3) No, Predators are evil
SimonWho: True. It's best to reverse the first layer of duct tape so that the slick (not sticky) side is against the skin, then flip it over to wrap and secure. Not that I know anything about that.
Seryn: Welcome to the asylum. Sounds like you'll fit in fine.
Orpheus: Wow, yeah this thread blows up quick. FUN!
BEG:

kitty Jihad!
Seryn: Oooohh comfy couches. Help yourself to some Crunchies tm
BEG: on scyscraper metaphors: Plus some of our elevators don't go all the way to the top

LMD: Flexability in code is good. Not everything can/should fit in a box.
BEG: *sniff* was my Bag-o-tricks tm, but I got it back. You're not mean. I love Wonderfalls.
Seryn: will have to ponder longer on 3 jihads.
Citizen: Bad Kitty
MWP:

Ok mostly caught up. let the insanity continue...Floggers for everyone!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 6:08 PM

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some people juggle geese.

Is it bad that I've seriously considered trying, just so I can say that I've juggled geese?

Of course, I doubt I ever would. I have too much respect for ducks and duck-minded birds to wanna toss one (or 3) in the air to fulfill a line from Firefly.

Plus, who would hand over geese to me, knowing I was gonna try juggling them?
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005 6:18 PM

SCORPIONREGENT

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I recommend floor 69! (oh no I didn't!)

Jade: Welcome back baby! Ooo a movie! You promise?? If I take my medicine I can watch a movie?? YAY! Please make it the Never Ending Story!!

Sure, I was thinking Crow, or maybe Clockwork Orange for this group, or 12 Monkeys(non-ninja variety) but we can do Neverending Story.

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Manw/Pez: ROFL! Welcome home, sounds like you'll fit right in around here. Don't abandon this one, I have a feeling we are just about to get more interesting than before (as if that was possible!). I like the idea of bathroom shopping. Lots of people have sex in bathrooms (like those two Carolina Cheerleaders) so why not use it for pick-up purposes?

BEG- Outie 5,000

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Bad bad cheerleaders.
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Bad bad cheerleaders! go to my room!

Blackeyedgirl: Yes you did say floor 69 and we're all witnesses. Got something on your mind?

Hey for a movie how about Batman Begins?

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