Loafers Nook - Fun with Fruit by seryn

So just to re-cap, here's the rules-

Okay person A offers the fruit to person B saying: "I choose you what do you want to do about it?"
Person B has multiple options
1) Taking the clove out by hand and holding it: "lets be friends and keep this low key" a hug, or a kiss on the hand is the expected option.
2) Taking the clove out by hand and putting it in the mouth "okay you can kiss me, but be cool."
a reasonably chaste kiss is in order.
3) Taking the clove out with the teeth and keeping it inside your mouth "hey you! come here and get this thing out of my mouth." Deep kissing with a purpose ensues.
4) Biting the fruit. "Let's blow this party and find a tent!" Person A and Person B go somewhere private.

I beleive Jadehand has the fruit, and I suppose as I'm hostess apparent...

I think it has to go to SR first, seeing as he brought it up in the first place,

SR, catch!

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:17 AM

Feeling myself to be a daring rogue, I extract the clove artfully with my teeth and tuck it firmly between my cheek and gum.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:19 AM

*assumes best southern belle accent*

why sir, you do take liberties!

hey, that was kinda good, that accent...

SR, it's your lucky day

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:22 AM

/me covers his eyes with his hands but peeks through the cracks in his fingers

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:32 AM

Well this place just got it self a might more interesting

*Pulls up a chair, brings popcorn*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:36 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
*assumes best southern belle accent*

why sir, you do take liberties!

here we go...

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Only if you are so inclined to indulge me. I shall here by commence to make true and certain that you will have no regrets other than having waited till not to pursue such a option. Takeing Seryn in my arms I sweep her off her feet.

Hands wander up and down back in long, smooth, haunting caresses. Using tongue cautiously without force, but always inviting.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:36 AM

I do believe we've got ourselves a right interesting spectator sport on our hands.

::Pulls up a chair alongside Citizen::
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:41 AM

Phew!

you smoothy...

but what about Callmeserenity? is she not going to get jealous if you go around kissing girls like that after all the attentions you paid her in the mistletoe thread?

naughty boy...

well, unfortunetly my lipgloss needs time to recover, until the other girls arrive, we may to have to rely on our conversational skills, unless of course you and Citizen want to play?

Does LMD need a glass of water or something?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:48 AM

*offers Orpheus some popcorn*

Seryn:
As attractive a man im sure SR is he's not my type, if I was that way inclined I'm sure I'd take him in a manly fashion tho

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:48 AM

I may need a glass of water ;D

Or I could just jump in with both feet...

/me offers CMS an apple with a single clove

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:54 AM

yes, but the stunned look and the choking on popcorn that I suspect went on was worth every letter...

hey, hand some o that popcorn over, you do realise I made trail mix? marshmallow and chocolate honeycomb bits, get it before it goes!

Y'see *pointing at LMD* that is devotion...

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:58 AM

SR? you all right? can you hear me?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 11:59 AM

Quote:
get it before it goes!

I'll be nicer about it this time.

::Grabs a small cupful of trail mix, adds a little popcorn::

Huh. Can't believe I've never thought of that before...
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
*offers Orpheus some popcorn*

Seryn:
As attractive a man im sure SR is he's not my type, if I was that way inclined I'm sure I'd take him in a manly fashion tho .

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I find your gender prefference reassuring.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
SR? you all right? can you hear me?

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I'm just basking in the moment. I soon must away to the real though I shall return with a vengenance.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:05 PM

I'm sorry, should I still be basking? if it's a salve to your manly pride, i'm still a little light headed

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:06 PM

I meant real world, I'm just still, kind of...really, whoa!... Hey have you been sharing lipgloss with Yosafbrig?

SR falls to the floor unconscious.

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:09 PM

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:12 PM

I think he may have done just that very thing

I may have raided her make up bag at some point, but I assure you, this lipgloss is innocent.

Do you think we should put him on a couch or something?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:18 PM

Yeah. Let's put him on the leather for a bit. He'll wake up feeling like a million ducks.
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:19 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
I may need a glass of water ;D

Or I could just jump in with both feet...

/me offers CMS an apple with a single clove

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Wait..what does it mean if it only has one clove in it?

*needs to go back and read the rules more closely*

edit: Okay, re-read the rules. I'm ready to go.

*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:19 PM

from crazy to totally quackers...

oh my gods i've gotta get a better joke book!

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:22 PM

It means that you're the girl LMD chose to bestow his one and only try upon,

you should feel flattered, now don't dissapoint the boy, he's been stood clutching that apple for a while..

Edit - my they've been there a while, do you think we need to provide oxygen?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:41 PM

Don't mind me.

*Munches more popcorn. Grabs a handfull of trail mix*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:44 PM

something to drink citizen?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:54 PM

We've got to teach SR how NOT to break the thread.

SR dearest, make your kissie lines shorter so you don't stretch out the thread, okay?

Like this:

Thank you!

(Man, it's hard to talk with a clove in your mouth!)

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:58 PM

its no use, he still out cold.

some men just can't handle the excitement

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*

/me grins contentedly at CMS and takes her by the hand to lead her to a place of greater privacy

/me loses himself in her beauty

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:10 PM

this is all getting very squishy and romantic,
and it the guy's doing all of the woo-ing and such like.

I think we've found those nice guys BEG was looking for.

Where is she by the way? she's missing the fun

pass over some of the trail mix with the pop corn in it

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:12 PM

Try not to knock yourself out, LMD.

Last thing we need is two unconsious loafers taking up space. Ah, who am I kidding? We've got room.

::helps myself to another cupful of trail mix, hands a cup of trail mix/popcorn to seryn::
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:17 PM

so, *pouts oh so prettily*

is nobody else going to offer me fruit?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:22 PM

I was going to wait a bit longer...

::offers Seryn a cloven apple::
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:27 PM

I'm still trying to work out what is meant by a clove before I start throwing them about, is it like a clove of garlic?

And thanks Seryn, I'd love a drink, whats on the menu. I know this great cocktail, so does anyone want a screaming orgasm?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:34 PM

Orpheus, I thought you'd never ask...

Takes apple, removes with hand and holds, proffers hand for kissing....

only kidding! *giggle* replaces clove, pulls out with teeth, keeps in mouth...

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:43 PM

You tease, you...

to the hand for starters.

And now for the main event:

::Being ever so careful not to go overboard like a certain unconscious loafer::
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 1:55 PM

hmmmm mmm mmmy this game is such fun...

*spot of girly eyelash fluttering*

Right where was I?

cloves, small spices, very intense flavour, putting them in your mouth makes your tongue go all warm and tingly, traditionally used in mulled wine...

anyone want a glass?

In a minute though...

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 2:23 PM

well, I think we've managed to out do the mistletoe thread, and with a fraction of the people.

So how do you make that cocktail? (and don't get me started on rude cocktail names!)

actually, anyone fancy and atlantic iced tea?

Edit - ah, it seems to have gone a bit quiet, ok, if everyone is comfy, I'm going to get stuff done, and pick up where we left of later. Y'all have fun y'hear?

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:11 PM

Sorry, I ran out for a bit to grab some dinner.

Now that I've found The Two Towers (My favorite LotR film) on TV, I'm inclined to just sit and watch it all.

::Settles in for 3 hours of movie bliss::
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:12 PM

Citizens Bar 101:
Lesson one, giving your customers a Screaming Orgasm.
Take one shot of Kahlua, mix it with two shots of Vodka and three shots of Bailey's, pour over crushed ice and serve.

There are a few variations, one I have used and tastes quite nice is Vodka, Bailey's and Milk.

Lesson two, giving your customers Multiple Orgasms.
2 cl orange liqueur
2 cl Bailey's
3 cl milk
strawberries

Serve.

*Readies some cloven fruit...*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LightMeDark:
Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*

/me grins contentedly at CMS and takes her by the hand to lead her to a place of greater privacy

/me loses himself in her beauty

*runs her fingers through his hair and pulls him closer.*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 3:58 PM

/me pulls back a moment to admire the great thing befalling his life, teasing with his eyes...then leans back in

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 4:04 PM

Yawn stretch.
I had the strangest dream. Hello what's this orange doing in the pocket of my brown coat? Oh My!

Walks over to the bar and pours himself a tequila slammer powers it down and chases it with a stiff vodka.

The djin is out of the bottle. What have I done? The world will never be the same. Oh well best enjoy this brave new world while we can.
Somebody PM all the rest of the ladies I have a perfectly good orange here. I can't give it back to Seryn, that would be against the rules and CMS is otherwise engaged.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 4:28 PM

I've certainly been making the rounds, haven't I?

*Briefly worries about her reputation.*

*Decides she doesn't care.*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 5:32 PM

/me gently but firmly grabs CMS by her chin to look with longing into her eyes.

Forget what came before. There are no reputations. There's just me and you.

/me engages CMS so soundly that she forgets ever needing to make the rounds

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 7:50 PM

Seryn: I'm not allowed to offer you this orange back, but there is no rule that says that two consenting adults can share a moment together, so if you are interested in some more quality time...?

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:19 PM

JADEHAND

Quote:
.Wait..what does it mean if it only has one clove in it?

*needs to go back and read the rules more closely*

edit: Okay, re-read the rules. I'm ready to go.

*Takes clove out of apple with teeth, keeps it in her mouth.*
.....

Miss President, I believe the single clove fruit may have further implications. As ScorpionRegent posted in the previous thread....
"If someone ever offers you a fruit with only one clove left in it,
then it means that person has chosen you to be the whole purpose for them being
at that party and is offering to cook you breakfast after you wake up together."
Enjoy Breakfast....I'll be at the bar mixing drinks and making a few cloven fruit for our guest.
*Opens a fresh case of Captain Morgans and a case of Coke*
My drinks are ready.
*Makes a special Cloven Fruit (fear not there are more than 1 clove)for the return of BEG....
Is a bit worried as I've not seen posts from BEG lately.*
*makes Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters for everyone else.*
*Tends Bar*
*wipes away the warm wet circles*

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:28 PM

Blackeyedgirl hasn't posted since thurday. I'm starting to wonder if we should be combing the midwest checking snowdrifts. She is probably busy with life, hopefully not too busy.

If CMS is President does that make LMD first gentleman? Of course one night does not a commited realationship make.

Returns orange to the fruit bowl. Opens refrigerator and takes out a bunch of grapes and a basket of strawberries and begins studding them with cloves.

Scorpion Regent

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:30 PM

::Partakes of a Gargle Blaster. Screams in a fit of mental pain and promptly passes out for the night.::
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