Loafers Nook - Fun with Fruit by seryn

A colossal brutish thing walks in coverd with hair and furs. It communicates only in grunts and growls. Disregarding everyone it heads straight for the bar where it begins to take assorted items and drop them in to the blender. A raw egg, vanilla ice cream, creme de cocoa, vodka ice cold from the freezer, instant coffee powder, dark rum, two fresh mint leaves, wheat germ, flaked coconut, and a toffee hard candy. After reducing it all to a sludge the thickness of oat meal it swallows it all in one draft folllowed by a mighty belch and is suddenly transformed into Scorpion Regent.
Sorry about that, bad day at the office.

Scorpion Regent

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 6:00 PM

ORPHEUS

So wait...

When you're sober...you're me?

Weird.
___________

"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 11:02 PM

they're here! they're here! whoo hooo!

my little baby juggling geese just arrived, my word they are so cute!

wow, yey, they're here!

little bean-bag back-sides and the cutest little beaks

they are so sweet.

what do i call them? they have to have names...

meenie, minie, mo? nah, ummm...

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Monday, December 12, 2005 4:28 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Yes, I thought about the chocolate oranges, but figured you'd likely just bite right into it, and well that has implications. If you'd like, I'll happily make one. For now...

Yes, that would be a fair assessment. With chocolate, it's eat first, ask questions later.

I'm so bad at games like these. I can never follow the rules and I usually end up making my own. But I RULE at Calvinball.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Monday, December 12, 2005 4:49 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by Jadehand:
Yes, I thought about the chocolate oranges, but figured you'd likely just bite right into it, and well that has implications. If you'd like, I'll happily make one. For now...

Yes, that would be a fair assessment. With chocolate, it's eat first, ask questions later.

I'm so bad at games like these. I can never follow the rules and I usually end up making my own. But I RULE at Calvinball.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

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*hands over Chocolate orange in exchange for a game of Calvin Ball*
What are the rules?

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
one tequila
two tequila
three tequlia
floor, basically?

Hee hee! I love it.

Sad I missed the party, although the combination of complicated fruit handling rules and sexy cocktails might have been a little too much for my delicate nature.

m4p

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:43 AM

Mmmm chocolate orange! Nummers!

Oh my goodness! You don't know how to play Calvinball? Poor soul!

This will explain all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvinball

It's the greatest (non)sport ever invented. And one of the few I excell at (seeing as it's hard not to.)

My siblings and I also play Anarchy Monopoly, which is MUCH fun. The rules are simple: We pick any random spot on the board. Let's say Free Parking. Anytime someone lands on Free Parking, they get to make up a rule that applies until the end of the game. Rules can be anything (I think once we had a rule that if you couldn't give a person exact change you had to act like a gorilla before handing your money over) and must be approved by all at the table. Cheating is allowed as long as you're not caught. It's SO MUCH more fun than regular Monopoly.

*dons a catcher's mask, grabs a cricket bat*

I'm ready for Calvinball!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
Quote:
Originally posted by seryn:
one tequila
two tequila
three tequlia
floor, basically?

Hee hee! I love it.

Sad I missed the party, although the combination of complicated fruit handling rules and sexy cocktails might have been a little too much for my delicate nature.

m4p

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

Who said the party is over?
A fruit is offered.
Will you do me the honor?

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:54 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mmmm chocolate orange! Nummers!

Oh my goodness! You don't know how to play Calvinball? Poor soul!

This will explain all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvinball

It's the greatest (non)sport ever invented. And one of the few I excell at (seeing as it's hard not to.)

My siblings and I also play Anarchy Monopoly, which is MUCH fun. The rules are simple: We pick any random spot on the board. Let's say Free Parking. Anytime someone lands on Free Parking, they get to make up a rule that applies until the end of the game. Rules can be anything (I think once we had a rule that if you couldn't give a person exact change you had to act like a gorilla before handing your money over) and must be approved by all at the table. Cheating is allowed as long as you're not caught. It's SO MUCH more fun than regular Monopoly.

*dons a catcher's mask, grabs a cricket bat*

I'm ready for Calvinball!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

CMS: There's too many breakables in here. Play outside. Play Calvinball to your hearts content just so long as you don't play with peoples hearts.

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Who said the party is over?
A fruit is offered.
Will you do me the honor?

hmmm.

***takes fruit, looks at it in confusion, plays a little hacky sack, wait, no, hang on a sec ...

***checking rules... ah-ha! takes big bite of slightly bruised fruit...

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 5:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
CMS: There's too many breakables in here. Play outside. Play Calvinball to your hearts content just so long as you don't play with peoples hearts.

Scorpion Regent

Spoilsport!

*pouts*

Also: I never play with peoples' hearts...intentionally.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mmmm chocolate orange! Nummers!

Oh my goodness! You don't know how to play Calvinball? Poor soul!

This will explain all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvinball

It's the greatest (non)sport ever invented. And one of the few I excell at (seeing as it's hard not to.)

My siblings and I also play Anarchy Monopoly, which is MUCH fun. The rules are simple: We pick any random spot on the board. Let's say Free Parking. Anytime someone lands on Free Parking, they get to make up a rule that applies until the end of the game. Rules can be anything (I think once we had a rule that if you couldn't give a person exact change you had to act like a gorilla before handing your money over) and must be approved by all at the table. Cheating is allowed as long as you're not caught. It's SO MUCH more fun than regular Monopoly.

*dons a catcher's mask, grabs a cricket bat*

I'm ready for Calvinball!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

Hey maybe you can play in here. In a blur of motion SR pours all the hard alcohol into flasks made of stainless steel, lexan or
aliminimum. The cups and galsses are like wise exchanged for unbreakables. The glass mirror behind the bar is replaced with steel. The wine racks and stem ware are locked down in steel mesh enclosed cabinets.
Playball!

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Who said the party is over?
A fruit is offered.
Will you do me the honor?

hmmm.

***takes fruit, looks at it in confusion, plays a little hacky sack, wait, no, hang on a sec ...

***checking rules... ah-ha! takes big bite of slightly bruised fruit...

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

Are you sure?

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Who said the party is over?
A fruit is offered.
Will you do me the honor?

hmmm.

***takes fruit, looks at it in confusion, plays a little hacky sack, wait, no, hang on a sec ...

***checking rules... ah-ha! takes big bite of slightly bruised fruit...

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

Are you sure?

Scorpion Regent

Checking rules again -

oh wait

*spits fruit into hand, offers hand for a kiss

OK, that's really gross, but I told you all these rules would be too much for me!!

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Who said the party is over?
A fruit is offered.
Will you do me the honor?

hmmm.

***takes fruit, looks at it in confusion, plays a little hacky sack, wait, no, hang on a sec ...

***checking rules... ah-ha! takes big bite of slightly bruised fruit...

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

Are you sure?

Scorpion Regent

Checking rules again -

oh wait

*spits fruit into hand, offers hand for a kiss

OK, that's really gross, but I told you all these rules would be too much for me!!

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

Aren't you glad I asked?
Dropping to one knee. Eye contact is made and held for the entire moment. Proffered hand is taken in one smooth motion akin to the technique one usually sees in tai chi or a japanese tea ceremony. A hankerchief is taken from a pocket with other hand and like a conjurerer at his work the piece of fruit vanishes. The hand is cleaned, turned and kissed with affection and respect.
Your servant mam'

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:41 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
CMS: There's too many breakables in here. Play outside. Play Calvinball to your hearts content just so long as you don't play with peoples hearts.

Scorpion Regent

Spoilsport!

*pouts*

Also: I never play with peoples' hearts...intentionally.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

Come out of your shell. You can play now. I know you're in there. If you don't stop pouting I may be forced to tickle you.

Scorpion Regent

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Monday, December 12, 2005 6:50 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:
Aren't you glad I asked?
Dropping to one knee. Eye contact is made and held for the entire moment. Proffered hand is taken in one smooth motion akin to the technique one usually sees in tai chi or a japanese tea ceremony. A hankerchief is taken from a pocket with other hand and like a conjurerer at his work the piece of fruit vanishes. The hand is cleaned, turned and kissed with affection and respect.
Your servant mam'

Scorpion Regent

woo-hoo! Anyone else picture a certain scene from The Age of Innocence here? The power of a kiss on the hand ...

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 7:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ScorpionRegent:

Come out of your shell. You can play now. I know you're in there. If you don't stop pouting I may be forced to tickle you.

Scorpion Regent

No! No! Not the tickling! Anything but the tickling!

I need someone to play CalvinBall with me! I can't play alone.

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
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Monday, December 12, 2005 7:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Mmmm chocolate orange! Nummers!

Oh my goodness! You don't know how to play Calvinball? Poor soul!

This will explain all:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_and_Hobbes#Calvinball

It's the greatest (non)sport ever invented. And one of the few I excell at (seeing as it's hard not to.)

My siblings and I also play Anarchy Monopoly, which is MUCH fun. The rules are simple: We pick any random spot on the board. Let's say Free Parking. Anytime someone lands on Free Parking, they get to make up a rule that applies until the end of the game. Rules can be anything (I think once we had a rule that if you couldn't give a person exact change you had to act like a gorilla before handing your money over) and must be approved by all at the table. Cheating is allowed as long as you're not caught. It's SO MUCH more fun than regular Monopoly.

*dons a catcher's mask, grabs a cricket bat*

I'm ready for Calvinball!

Serenity, First Officer of Destiny
President of the Juggled Gosling Chatroom

I have a live journal: http://www.livejournal.com/users/callmeserenity/

Right! got it!
*Dons a leather mask (don't question the mask)*
*Drops soccer ball on the floor*
*Runs counterclockwise around the ball 3 times for a score of

*
*Institutes Rule #1: No score is to exceed

, if a score does excede

Then that scorer must start over with a score of

*
*Passes ball to CMS*

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"Say you understand me, And I will leave myself completely.
Forgive me if I stare, But I can see the island behind your tired, troubled eyes." -Fantastic Place (Marbles) -Marillion

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Monday, December 12, 2005 8:10 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

I would play, but I fear I may be too gentlemanly for such a game ;D

---
inch towards daylight

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Monday, December 12, 2005 8:11 AM

*Hits ball over SR's head with her cricket bat.*
*Scores a

*
*Institutes rule #2: Anyone who drops a ball has to whistle "Hail to the Chief" while juggling goslings.*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 10:05 AM

If no one's going to come play with me, I'm going to be forced to do some actual work.

*sigh*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 10:24 AM

right,

*dons cricket mask and shin guards filched from her dad, and a pair of rollerboots.*

can I play?

My rule, number 1,

to score you have to hit the little bits off the wicket, if you only manage to knock it and they don't actually fall, you have to play the rest of the game in a bright pink tutu.

And stripey socks.

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Monday, December 12, 2005 10:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
If no one's going to come play with me, I'm going to be forced to do some actual work.

*sigh*

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gah! can't have that!

I have two things to add: it's snowing and I just got some twizzlers. new rules:

rule #3: bonus score for taking out midair juggled goslings with snowballs

rule #4: twizzlers awarded for achieving amusingly high levels of dizziness while running around the ball

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 10:29 AM

Yes of course you can! (Yay! Saved from work!)

The soccer ball went that way! *points*

*trades in catcher's mask for a Marde Gras mask (complete with peacock feathers) and does a pirouette.*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 10:38 AM

Hey, do I get extra twizzlers for skating around the ball?

*starts skating, one two three four...
gets hit by juggled gosling, lands in pile of snow left from thrown snowballs*

ow!

hang on, thats cold! and wet! ew!

*wishes she'd worn wellies instead*

who's idea was it to bring snow into this?

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:02 AM

*runs towards ball and kicks it causing it to bounce of the wall and impact his head*
*ball continues to sail through the air and collides with wickets causing 2 bits to fall off*
Score!

*has an Irish Car Bomb*
That ought to help with future dizziness. Bonus twizzlers Soon.....oh so soon...
*rubs hands together*

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"Say you understand me, And I will leave myself completely.
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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:15 AM

woo-hoo, skates are in!!

m4p speeds in from the side, twizzlers flying, grabs ball, goes for layup, trips over Jadehand and his scattered wickets. Falls on Seryn in the snow CRASH!

OK, cold and wet unpleasant, but the soft cushy landing is nice!

Here Seryn - have a towel and a warm blanket ...

Ask Dr. Science ... he knows more than you do.
"I have a Master's degree ... in science!"

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:23 AM

CITIZEN

Ok, your all too insane for me at the moment...

My god, I didn't just say that did I?

THE PROPHESY IS COMING TRUE!!

THE GRILSHNICHT IS COMING!!!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:26 AM

*catches a flying twizzler*

Don't you know Rule #6, anyone who falls in snow must spend 5 minutes in the time out zone over there *points* writing a limerick about why CalvinBall is the greatest game ever. Get to it!

*bites the ends off her twizzler and uses it as a straw to drink a rum & coke.*

*waltzes around the ball 4 times*

*falls over*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:30 AM

Pish Posh Sean! This game is right up your alley. Go read the link posted above, don a mask and come play.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:32 AM

CITIZEN

You do realise I earnt

points for that?

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:35 AM

See I knew you'd like this game.

So, so far

JadeHand has

Citizen has

and I have

It's a close game folks!

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:40 AM

*hands Citizen the ball*
*Runs Counterclockwise around Citizen 4 times scoring another

*
*Falls down earning a twizzer *
*follows CMS' lead with the whole Rum and Coke thing*

*fearing the Drinking CalvinBall Game may lead to scoring a

Takes a break*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:41 AM

Sips iced tea as she take the five minutes out.

limerick, hmmm, ah, there was a great...

no,

um, oh , nah.

gorramit! I hate poetry, it makes me itch.

I know

NEW RULE!

anyone on time-out get to throw snowballs at the players, any one hit has to surrender the ball and do a the funky chicken...

*throw snowballs, and hits...*

gotcha Jadehand!

Come on darlin' get dancin'

whoo hoo! five minutes up!

*rushes in, grabs ball throws it wildly at wickets, it hits! it wobbles, it shakes*

she shoots! she....

*wicket settle, bits still in place*

damn,

pass me the tutu

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:53 AM

hmm...

I don't do limericks so well, how about a haiku?

**calls for respectful silence and clears throat**

calvinball and snow
jadehand does funky chicken
gods of verse are pleased

bow, bow. No really, just throw money. And twizzlers.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:53 AM

*grabs a basket of tennis balls and starts lobbing them at the walls*

NEW RULE! Any person that crosses the secret black zone must recite the alphabet backwards!

Oooh, M4P! You just went through the secret blackout zone! Start reciting!

*tries to hit every tennis ball that comes her way. Often misses.*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:55 AM

But.....was taking a break....oh Well.
*does the funky Chicken*
*Throws the ball hitting Wicket W. Warrick (that stupid Ewok) knocking bits(head) off of him.*
Scores a

*watches Seryn get into Tutu*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:57 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by mal4prez:
hmm...

I don't do limericks so well, how about a haiku?

**calls for respectful silence and clears throat**

calvinball and snow
jadehand does funky chicken
gods of verse are pleased

bow, bow. No really, just throw money. And twizzlers.

BRILLIANT!

*throws tennis balls*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 11:59 AM

yes, i fully realise that jadehand was taking a break,

stationary target!

plus, his funky chicken is cool...

Dodges tennis balls,

runs at wicket, and throws ball, this time manages to knock the bits off!

Whooooo, hoo! scores!

skates past the twizler bowl and nabbs one,

so is rum and coke good through one of these?

Quote:

*watches Seryn get into Tutu*

dont get excited, I'm not taking my jeans off,
*starts rolling up trouser legs to put stripey socks on*

does it suit me?

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:04 PM

gah ...

z
y
x
um ...

ah-ha! It's 5:00 on the east coast (or close enough) All unpleasant punishment like activities can now be traded up for fresh rum and cokes!

and cut it out with the tennis balls or I'll put my skates back on and come looking for revenge

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:11 PM

Oh yes, don't you know that rule that at 5pm EST, everyone is required to stop what they're doing and have a drink? Happy Hour until 6pm. It's a rule!

*CMS joins M4P at the bar.*

*the tennis balls all fall to the floor*

See, isn't CalvinBall the best game ever?

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:16 PM

I've just realised

Sequined band t-shirt, tutu, rolled up jeans. stripey socks and roller skates.

oh my god i've morphed into Cyndi Lauper!

oh well, nothing for it I suppose

*throws head back and starts singing 'goonies 'r' good enough'*

*uses distraction to nick another twizzler*

btw, that haiku was fab,

make mine an irish carbomb

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:21 PM

Most excellent game!!

Even better, I can go home now, settle on my comfy sofa and enjoy my comics! New verse stories to be savored, it could be awhile till there's more ...

(but you know there will be...)

*tosses back drink*
g'night all.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:22 PM

Running a little late at work, but hey, part of the plan. Will spend happy hour driving home. See you guys at the bar a bit later.
Great game........
Who won?

*Makes Seyrn an Irish Car Bomb*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:35 PM

thanks ducky.

whoo, those things are good, too be honest, i've a sneeking suspicion it was you

you had two

's and a

, plus several twizzlers and a prize for the best dancin'

I'm not sure i have the mental agility to add up everyones scores, better minds than mine...

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:43 PM

You know, after all the excitement, what with the kissing and the game playing and the vast quantities of alchohol,
I think it may be a good time for some nice soothing music and some real quality loafing,

I'm off to the big leather couch, anyone who wants to join me is welcome, what music would you like?

I feel it may be time for a new Nook soon, what do you guys want to do when it gets here?

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:59 PM

ORPHEUS

Holy crap. I leave for one day, and I end up missing Calvinball?!
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Monday, December 12, 2005 1:34 PM