THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME!!ROUND #15-Hawaiian for the Holidays! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME!!ROUND #15-Hawaiian for the Holidays!

POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Sunday, December 18, 2005 11:28
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Saturday, December 10, 2005 8:48 PM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY wins ROUND 14!!with this long-winded winning caption:

SIMON: Oh no, this is more serious than it looks. I...
MAL: What? Give it to me straight, Doc.
SIMON: Well, the blade must've punctured a main artery. You... you should've got here sooner.
MAL: Just do what you're here for and stitch me up.
SIMON: It... it's too late, there's nothing I can do now. Should I get the others in here? It's just... you've got maybe an hour, maybe less, to live. I'm sorry Mal.
MAL: What!? No ruttin' way! It ain't true, tell me it ain't true, Doc!
SIMON: ...
MAL: But I've taken far worse in my time and I'm still breathin', and you're tellin' me this gorram graze is the end of me!?
(Simon can't keep a straight face any longer.)
SIMON: You should see the look on your face. Sweet, sweet revenge!

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CONGRATULATIONS!

Now, with Caption Tightpants still at the tailor's, the suspenders shall be held with...ROUND 15!

Are they Gift Shopping? YOU BE THE JUDGE!!

WASH*thinking*:"Should i look at the girls, or no?"

DEVILJAYNETHATISAPPARENTLYPOPPINGUPONWASH'SSHOULDER:"Don't tell her!Keep all the good stuff to yourself!She don't need to know!"

WASH:"Erm...honey?!?!?What should i be looking at, the clothes or the girls?"

ZOE:"The clothes, please"

WASH:"Okay"

DEVILJAYNETHATISAPPARENTLYPOPPINGUPONWASH'SSHOULDER:"Gorrammit!!"

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Okay, go!

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Saturday, December 10, 2005 9:09 PM

ORPHEUS

Wash: What was that? I didn't catch it, my shirt's too loud!

OR

Zoe decided she was happier NOT seeing how many goslings the carnie could juggle while standing on his head.
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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 12:08 PM

PSOLARIS

I've never done this before...so here goes.

Zoe: Honey, you'll have to lead me through the crowd...you're bright gorram Hawaiian shirt is too damn blinding.

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 12:14 PM

N0SKILLZ

Wash Thinking: I wonder if they have a dress in hawaiian-style....

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Mal:"Jayne try not to steal to much of there sh*t!"
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)

*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 12:21 PM

CBY

This one just works if you watched the movie, therefore I put in spoiler code:

Select to view spoiler:

Wash: "Honey, can you see any giant spikes?"
Zoe: "No sweetheart, why?"
Wash: "Nothing, just feeling leafy today."

Just came into my mind.

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:04 PM

DARKJESTER

Wash: "Loooooooondinium where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain...."

OR

Zoe: "Wash, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever!"

OR

Wash: "Now Jayne is learning about carrying!"

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 1:47 PM

SERYN

'In a subtle attempt to distract her husband from the the pretty dresses, Zoe tried to draw attention to her brand new eyeshadow..'

Zoe - 'I go to all this effort, and does he notice? no! Gorram frilly bits'

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'do not fear me, ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony'

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 2:26 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.

Quote:

Zoe kept smiling...horrified to let her husband know that the growth on his shoulder looked just like Jayne.

OR

Wash's Michael Douglas impression had gotten so good that he scared Zoe (Who had seen A Perfect Murder) into blindness.

OR

Wash's last joke was so bad that Zoe choked on it. Luckily, she knew how to perform the Self-Heimlich Manuever.

OR

Jayne buckled under the weight of Zoe's waxing kit. But, Wash insisted, and Zoe DID need to Ultra Control Set.

OR

On episodes that Joss directed, Gina was known to get drunk long...long, long before noon.

Back later, I hope...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 4:22 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Zoe: If I can't see anybody, they can't see me!
Jayne: Doop-de-do, doop-de-do, I think the distracton is working, but gorramit, this box is heavy.
Mal: Wash, it's KILTS that require no underwear, not grass skirts!

bun

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Sunday, December 11, 2005 9:41 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne: "Gorramit Wash, this thing's heavy! Just how many hawaiian shirts did you get? I need help with this!"
Wash: "Do you hear something, Honey?"
Zoe: "No, of course not."

OR

Zoe: "...and if you'll look right...over...there..."
Wash: "Is that...is that a pirate shop?"
Jayne: "Oh, no! RUN!!!"

OR

Zoe: "Come on, can I open my eyes yet?"
Wash: "Not just yet, hon. We're almost there..."
Jayne (to Wash): "You know, you could have just told her you didn't have time to buy an anniversary present."
Zoe: "WHAT?!?!?!?"

OR

Zoe: "That was a marvellous shopping trip. So where are we going for dinner?"
Wash: "Oh, you'll see, it's just around this next corner..."
Jayne (thinking): "This is the last gorram time I volunteer to help on their dates..."

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:43 AM

CITIZEN

Jayne(Thinking): If I just hang to the back no one'll notice that I've butchered Mal and put his remains into this coffin... Tell me I can't run the ship...
Mal: Jayne what're you doing?
Jayne: Mal!! Then who the hell?

Or

Wash's keen sense of smell prove useful again:
Wash: I smell roast dog, anyone else smell roast dog?

Or

Zoe couldn't help but find the sight of Wash making his way down the street after his horrific plastic Dinosaur injury High-larious.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Monday, December 12, 2005 3:57 AM

GRAYFURY

"Lamby-Toes, it would probably be easier for you to take out my sopository with your eyes open!"

"Dear God In Heaven!" - Plastic Dinosaur

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Monday, December 12, 2005 8:06 AM

SICKDUDE

Zoe: Can I open my eyes yet?
Jayne: I said not yet!
*Thunk*, as Wash hits the glass wall.

"Don't say 'ka' until you've tried it." Daniel Jackson

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Monday, December 12, 2005 8:14 AM

N0SKILLZ

Jayne: Who am i gonna share all this pirate treasure with?
Wash: Arrr!
Zoe: *sigh*

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Mal:"Jayne try not to steal to much of there sh*t!"
Death is like sex in high school... If you knew how many times you missed having it you'd be paralyzed- Georgia Lass (Dead Like Me)

*Andersen AFB, Guam*

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Monday, December 12, 2005 12:19 PM

MUTT999

Zoe: "Honey, it's amazing how you've kept that yellow lego balanced on your head for so long!"
Wash:"Well, it's not like it's a telephone pole!"
Jayne(thinking): "Yup, he just jinxed himself."

"That's the buffet table....."

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005 7:00 AM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

Yay! Thanks everyone who voted for my lengthy caption last round :)

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005 10:31 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Alan: So at lunch I told Joss "If you want me back for another season or a sequel you might think about letting me have a few eyelashes and hair that doesn't look as if Gina had just run barefoot through it," and he kinda patted my hand, as if he understood I was tired of being the only guy in the show with bed-head.

bun
--Bastards singed my turtle--

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 5:09 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

WASH:"I have a sore neck, i can only keep it in this position without it hurting...."

JAYNE:"Wuss."

OR

WASH:"COULD IT BE?!?!MAL, BRING MONEY!IT'S THE 'SERENITY' DVD!"

ZOE:"What happened to my slinky dress i wanted for a gift?"

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 6:36 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Zoe(rubbing Wash's butt): Mmmm...what a tight set o' buns my Mister has...
Wash: Y'know, dear, this is much more exciting when we are naked and alone?
Jayne(dashing off): I'll be in my bunk!

OR

Wash: That's like something out of science fiction. There is no such thing as force fiel*zzzzt!* Ow.
Zoe(Snickering): I told you...you live on a spaceship, dear.

OR

Wash: See? Geese Juggling...right up there.
Zoe: I can't bear to look, it just might be true.

OR

Wash: Okay, so exactly HOW MANY towns is Jayne a hero in?
Zoe: Not again...
Jayne: Shiny! I'm off to get drunk with my followers...good thing I brought beer AND grenades!

BWAH!
TCM

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 7:16 PM

JACQUI

Wash: Hey look, honey, Hawaiin shirts on sale!!!
Zoe: Find a happy place... find a happy place... find a happy place...

*~*~*
"He's hurting a woman, he really *is* a bad guy... and I wouldn't call him a gentleman."
- Kyle, 9, watching 'Serenity'.

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Friday, December 16, 2005 8:03 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

BUMP!!

I'm gonna let caption-ing go on for a while longer, so if you haven't done so already, do so!

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Saturday, December 17, 2005 5:56 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Wash: Hey, wahine, what do you say when we get back to the ship we put on Don Ho's Greatest Hits and indulge in a little horizontal hula?
Zoe: (Blushes)
Jayne: Did someone say Ho?
Mal: I'll be in my bunk.

bun
--bastards singed my turtle--

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Sunday, December 18, 2005 6:32 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Wash(whisper to Zoe): Shhh! I just farted...
Zoe: *snicker*
Jayne(sniffs the air): Hey! Badger makin' lunch again?

OR

Zoe: I'm sorry, Wash.
Wash: No, it's not your fault the Cap'n won't give me money for a slinky dress.
Zoe: No, I'm SORRY, Wash.
Jayne: Huh? OH GAHHH!

OR

Wash: What is "McReavers"?
Zoe: It's *giggles* well, um, *snickers*, Cap'n?
Mal: McWhubbaboutwho?
Jayne: Oooh! Filet O' Flesh is a dollar!

(heh, shameless crossover from my own Caption game!)

BWAH!
TCM

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Sunday, December 18, 2005 10:19 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

IT'S VOTING TIME!!!

The new round (ROUND 16) shall most likely begin on DECEMBER 20th, to coincide with the BD-DVD release!

So vote now!(While i search for the pic i want to use....PS-if anyone can find a picture of Jayne in "The Message" opening the box before it shows the toque that'd be shiny, cos that's what i'm looking for, to go along with the time o year it is....lol)

Anywhoo, here's the link!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=954200&sparkKey=3a834f6
d124d4d679735f86488aa8165b0

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Sunday, December 18, 2005 11:28 AM

ENGINEANGEL

As Wash does his William Shatner impression, Zoe can't hold back her laughter.

like it?

keep flyin'
EngineAngel

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