THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #16-ONE SHINY X-MAS! by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #16-ONE SHINY X-MAS!

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UPDATED: Thursday, December 29, 2005 12:25
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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 10:33 PM

To business!

CITIZEN won ROUND 15 with:

Wash's keen sense of smell prove useful again:
Wash: I smell roast dog, anyone else smell roast dog?

CONGRATULATIONS!!

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NOW, to go with the BD-Release, and thanks to your votes, here's our favourite man-ape-gone-wrong-thing, with a gift from his momma!

JAYNE:"Sorry Jayne, we ran out of REAL presents, so here's some straw and magical wish-granting planks!Again, my apologies; Yours Truly, Santa....What's he apologizing for?!?!This is AWESOME!!"

Happy Holidays to all! And have fun!

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:00 PM

CHOLLETT

Jayne (reading): "Hope you are doing well in your tra...travels. Inside you will find the enclosed...OOH! Enclosed!" *opens* "...is that....could it be....THE SERENITY DVD!!!!!!...oh my....oooh my...." *tears*

or

Jayne: "Serenity DVD? It's just what i always wanted!"

or

Jayne: "Flightplan? FLIGHT? PLAN? WHAT?!?!?!?"

or

Jayne: "It's not the BD-DVD? (Frankenvader moment) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!""

or

Jayne: "What's that word say....sea....qwul?"

or

Jayne (quietly): "....sequel?"

or

Jayne: "What's this? ALL RIGHT! Spongebob Squarepants!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005 11:11 PM

SERYN

'Jayne excitedly unpacked his new DVD, unaware that the Giant Lego Brick-monster was sneaking up behind him to pinch it'

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 4:57 AM

KAYLEE4SIMON

Jayne:*reads* I'm sorry to inform you that your copy of Serenity has been delayed due to our warehouse not carrying enough of the product, please except this copy of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory instead.

Mal:*off screen* Jayne are those tears?

Jayne:*sniffs* No.

or

Jayne: Dear Santa, I want a pony and a plastic rocket

Keep shiny!

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:11 AM

PSOLARIS

Dear Adam, we are happy to inform you that you've been nominated for Badass of the Year award. We will hold the ceremonies in two weeks at the L.A. Convention Center. We hope to see you there.

Adam: Do this mean I have to dress up and get all respectable and stuff?

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 5:39 AM

STILLSHINY

Kaylee :So what is it?

Jayne: It's one of them fancy hidden computer pictures.

Kaylee: Well now, that's a shiny thing to get. I think it's a great present.

Jayne: Ah Hell I can't never read these gorram things. What the chen-shu-duh is that? A llama?

"We had ties that could not be broken, except by the passing of time. Like a rock. A broken time rock. And you're very special to me, my broken time rock people." - Nathan Fillion

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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 8:44 PM

FLORALBUNNY

As Adam began to read, he realized that what he held in his hands was the script for his part in the following episode -- and it went only to Page 2.

bun
-- Bastards singed my turtle --

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 3:43 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"Ooh! Paper! Just what i wanted!...aww...wait...it's been used...."

OR

JAYNE:"We regret to inform you that you didn't pass the first grade?What the?!!?"

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 4:21 PM

KESSIE

Jayne:" Damn, my love letter to Simon has to be in there somewhere! Why was i so silly to put it into the mailbox in first place? That´s it I´m never going to be drinking again!"

or

Adam (thinks): Cant remember the damn line.. wait I´ve got it here... (reads) .. and then Mal and Jayne share a loving kiss... (thinks again) No wait that cant be the script can it?
( screams) " JOOOSSSSS????!!!"

( O. S) Nathan giggles silently.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 5:08 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Our Mr. Cobb gets a "Dear Jayne" letter signed "Vera."

(OS: cast and crew playing air-violin and giggling)

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --

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Thursday, December 22, 2005 6:07 PM

RYCE

Jayne: ...and that, boys and girls, is the story of the little-tv-show-that-could. The End. Oh wait, here's Book II: The Little-TV-Show That Rose From the Ashes. Alrighty then. Once upon a time...

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

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Friday, December 23, 2005 3:15 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne: Shiny! I won the Caption Game and they sent me a...what the hell?!? Now what am I going to do with TWO cunning orange toques?

OR

Jayne was confused as to how he had come to join the X-men, that is, until he received this discharge letter letting him know there was an typographical error and that they were looking for a Jean Gray, not Jayne Cobb.
(see the little "X" logo on the wall? )

OR

Letter reads: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to kill Simon and River Tam. This letter will self-destruct in 5, 4, BOOM!

BWAH!
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Friday, December 23, 2005 4:22 AM

GRAYFURY

"hey everybody, I found Inara's letters to penthouse forum!... Whats does Arabian goggles mean?"

"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

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Friday, December 23, 2005 4:31 AM

GRAYFURY

"great!....Its another hat!"

Jayne gets his do-it-yourself Urinealasis kit... "thats alota gorram bottles to fill!"

"whats this?!?... a box of batteries?!? ...Kaylee I think I opened your present by mistake!"

"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

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Friday, December 23, 2005 7:18 AM

CITIZEN

Yay! I won! Gotta love them dogs. Good dogs

Jayne (reading): Congratulations on your pur, purchase of the Mega Death 5000 Super Gun from Ikea. To assemble insert socket B-50 into hole Z-2134...

Or

Jayne(reading): The space pope would like to confirm our recipt of your application for sainthood and confirm that hitting a guy from 200 hundred yards with a bent scope is indeed taken into account with the 'Big Guy' upstairs.

Or

Jayne(reading): Spot has a ball. A big red ball...

Or

Jayne: Hey, who ordered a pink tutu and suspenders?
Simon(O/S): Erm, err, that must be for erm River, she always liked to dance, yeah.

Or (and because I always try to work wash's dinosaurs in somehow)

As Jayne sat down to read the note from his Mother he realised why everyone tells wash to put away his toys.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
Remember, the ice caps aren't melting, the water is being liberated.

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Friday, December 23, 2005 7:33 AM

SHINYHINEYSUPERLIMEY

'Dear Adam, Merry Christmas from all the Browncoats' :D

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Friday, December 23, 2005 8:31 AM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

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Jayne: “4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42. Mal, what are these numbers?”

Mal: (Offscreen) “I dunno. Why do you ask?"

Jayne: “They’re scrawled all over the page. Thinking maybe I should git me a lottery ticket or somethin’. Got myself a mighty fine hat and a letter from back home, feeling kinda lucky is all. How bad can things get?”

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OR:

River: (Offscreen) “4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42…. 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42…”

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Friday, December 23, 2005 8:39 AM

VERASNEWOWNER

Adam on set of Serenity: The Big Damm Sequal:
"Dear Adam, I (Joss) would like to inform you that after an internet poll listed you third best character, we have decided to kill you off in this movie with the most pointless death scene ever concieved"

"I am a leaf on the wind..."

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Friday, December 23, 2005 4:13 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Adam, your fly is open again and we are running out of film (gorram tiny budget!) so will you kindly keep the box located strategically in front of your bits until we can finish this take and go home for the day.
Regards,
The Management

bun
these moments are always **golden** when you're working a live play, aren't they?

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Sunday, December 25, 2005 11:43 AM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bump!

Merry Christmas to all!

Voting will be up tonight, most-like.

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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Sunday, December 25, 2005 9:34 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Okay, i lied, lol.

I have 30 mins left in the day to put up voting, but me and my brother are just about to sit down to watch Serenity (which we got for christmas today!w00t!), so i have to weigh the options, lol.

Voting will be up tomorrow by dinner time. I promise.^_^

-Noel

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Monday, December 26, 2005 7:17 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne (reading letter): "Congratulations, Mr. Cob! You may already be a winner in the Publishers Clearing House Interplanitary Contest."

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Monday, December 26, 2005 7:26 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

Jayne: Hmm... those ladies from FireflyFansdotNet sent me another dirty letter and naughty photos of themselves.

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The real-life box droppin', man-ape gone wrong thing, now without the pesky falling boxes

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Monday, December 26, 2005 9:38 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

VOTING TIME!

Let's see who you choose to be the last winner of 2005!!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=955648&sparkKey=65d5806
f11de7017e1ff1aefb62af964b0

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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Monday, December 26, 2005 9:49 PM

GORBA916

memo reads, "Dear Mr. Jayne. Please report back to work. The Verse has been reopened. Kind regards -- The suits (alliance)"

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O Serenity, O Serenity! Where art thou Firefly?
Deny thy networks and refuse thy box-office totals;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet....

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005 5:32 AM

PSOLARIS

*bumping* so others can see.

It's time for voting

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005 5:56 PM

PSOLARIS

*bump* one last time...just trying to be of service

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Tuesday, December 27, 2005 5:56 PM

PSOLARIS

*bump* one last time...just trying to be of service

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Thursday, December 29, 2005 12:25 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

bump!
Thanks Psolaris for the continued bumping; thought i might take it off your hands this once...

I have decided that due to what time of year it is, and how close to 2006 it is, i'll keep voting going until the very end!

ROUND 17 WILL BE UP JANUARY 1st!!

Can't stop the signal!

-Noel

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