So, who got slapped around by New Years? Alka Seltzers in the Nook... by seryn

What happens in the 7th sea?

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 4:43 AM

COZEN

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
...a very lovely dream this morning. Problem is, now I can't remember what it was about. Something about Vermont....

Allow me to refresh your memory. We were cozied up in an Appalachian chalet, munching on Swiss coffee choccies and running through the gamut of chakra massages. River was clinging to the ceiling, gathering data, Malcom was squatting in the corner of the room and adjusting his binoculars. During those few moments that we could spare our attentions, through the picture window we were treated to the stars of the night sky chorusing through Irving Berlin tunes.

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Gorram alarms anyway.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 4:59 AM

Oh yes, that was it!

I've still got lots of my swiss choccies left, BTW. They are so very delectible that I don't like to eat them. Makes no sense, I know, but I'm eating the lesser chocolates first.

And, I really COULD use a massage. I've been carrying so much tension between my shoulders of late.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 5:17 AM

Citizen-Oh, I haven't been there yet.

But when I do..watch thyselves!

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 7:55 AM

so what do you have to do to make yourself feared accross 7 oceans? (apart from joining a particularly twisted and unchoosy branch of greenpeace)

I tried those Pirate name generators, tried the quiz three times, and it kept tellin me that I was dirty, and that my shipmates wanted to throw me overboard to get rid of the smell!
Well, I got offended, made a mental note to stick the writer of the quiz with a cutlass if I ever saw them, and moved on.
The next one thought I was a bloke.
Gaarrrgh!
The only one i've ever been remotely happy with was 'Neck-snapper Nancy', has a good kinda rhythm.

Hmmmmm, the search continues...

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 8:30 AM

LOL! I should laugh, but it's sooo funny! I'm sure IRL you smell delightful.

I like Neck-snapper Nancy. Better than Gedunk Rose!

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 8:35 AM

Quote:
so what do you have to do to make yourself feared accross 7 oceans?

Have you heard of the Bermuda Triangle? yeah that's CMS.

Quote:
Neck-snapper Nancy

I like it!

My Pirate names:
Bloody Sam Kidd
Tennis Elbow Davy
Mighty Ripper
Mad Morty Flint

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 9:24 AM

I like Mad Morty Flint. It's craaaazy!

You just accused me of being the Bermuda Triangle! I may have to keelhaul you now.

It's dangerous to start the pirate thing with me.

Just a weird random thought: you know who I haven't seen in awhile? TWG. Wonder what she's been up to.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 9:50 AM

Her names popped up on MSN recently, but I haven't seen her around here.

And...

I didn't mean you were the Bermuda Triangle, I meant all them missing planes and ships happen to have their cargos aquired by someone not too far from us now...

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:02 AM

I am the Dread Piratess GeDunk Rose!

And if ye don't stop tellin' me secrets, you'll be payin' a visit to Davy Jones' Locker!

See, told you it was bad to get me started. I have an "on" pirate switch, but not an "off" one.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:04 AM

Ohh, can I play?
poing poing

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:12 AM

Aye.

You can be my first mate.

With a not quite as shiny hat. Captains get the best hats.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:18 AM

As long as I get a big sword and I can have a curry afterwards I'm cool.

err, I mean Arrr

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:26 AM

Yes, but your sword is not as big as mine, since I'm the captain.

And of course there'll be curry.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 10:31 AM

Arrr! Wha' be r' first voyager capn? r we ta search for Baron Brainless's Treasure?

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 11:15 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
lmd: you're my Left-tenant. My left-hand man. What more do you want?
...
My stupid alarm woke me up right in the middle of a very lovely dream this morning.

I'm thrilled to be the left-tenant, of course! There is more, though...of course ;) But it seems I'll have to wait for your reign to be over, first.

I had a dream the last day of my vacation while I was staying the night in Maryland...I'm a little shy of saying what it was, though (and, no, it wasn't naughty).

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 11:23 AM

Thou speakest in circles and riddles.

It is enough to drive one crazy.

Now I'm curious as to what your dream was, what you mean by "There is more...though" and I haven't forgotten about your nice notions. But I don't want to ask because I don't know if I'm going to like the answers.

Instead, I will turn to my first mate and tell him to set a course for Baron Brainless's Barbados Island Bungalow where we will "burn, pillage and plunger our weasly black guts out."

Oh also, did you see my latest quiz on my lj?

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 11:51 AM

LIGHTMEDARK

ooh, another quiz!

/me runs off, skipping as he goes

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 11:55 AM

*giggles at the idea of kermie skipping*

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 12:14 PM

I couldn't resist!

Muppets!!!!!

and I got gonzo! I'm a happy bunny, I luuurve Gonzo, he's the bestest. (no, I don't understand the starfish thing...)

imagine if you will a funky picture of Gonzo the Great, and some waffle about craziness, security blankets and that thing you have with chickens Ok! so I think they are evil and plotting something! who doesn't? oh...right basically, you're cool, if a little twisted
(I did copy and paste the text, but the page went nutso

)

All together now...!

"I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got cabin fever it's driving me insane
We got cabin fever, we're flipping our bandanas
Been stuck at sea so long we have simply gone bananas"

P.s my official pirate name is now *drumroll please*

Voudoo Nell!

(well, it was voudoo mary, but seeing as i've been trying to cultivate Nell as a pet name again, I hacked and slashed a bit)

now I just have to learn that little trick with the dolls...

Can I be you left-hand-creepywitchytype?

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 12:51 PM

LIGHTMEDARK

I got Kermie (surprised at all, Serenity? :p)

I tried a few pirate name generators and came up with:

Mad Morty Flint
Can't-Remember-Where-the-Damn-Treasure's-Buried Logan
Drake the Tarred
Admiral charlotte the Gold

Intresting...

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 1:01 PM

aw, someone already nicked Mad Morty Flint

howzabout the other one, but we could shorten it
CRWD T.B. Logan

Crude B. Logan!

oo arrrghh! tha Logan 'ee be righ' Crude.

(ookkaay, so I left out the T, so sue me

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 1:11 PM

Kermit be I, say's you, capn.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006 2:13 PM