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Heres A Pointless Question for you. Whats your Porn Star name

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 4:36 AM

DAX82


Now I know everyone knows this, but traditionally your porn star name is your middle name and the first street you lived on, or your pets name and the first street you lived on. My name is "ADAM ACAPULCO",pets would be "SPARKY ACAPULCO"! I would probably use them. Now whats yours?


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Saturday, January 7, 2006 5:03 AM

CS


I always played with pet name/street name, but I'll go with this.

I'm Peter May.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 5:12 AM

PDCHARLES

What happened? He see your face?


I'm David Brinkleyville.... coming to a theater near u

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 5:13 AM

HUMBUG


Quote:

Originally posted by CS:
I always played with pet name/street name, but I'll go with this.



I have no middle name because both my parents are known by their middle names so they didn't want the same confusion for their kids!!

So my pet name/street name porn name is........

Wiggles High!!!

Humbug

"You know what the first rule of flying is?... Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take a boat in the air you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." Mal, BDM

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 5:39 AM

HOGWAFFLE


Katie Perry

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 5:45 AM

CHARLIETHEBLOODY


I always did pet name to, I think they come out better-

with my middle name it would be:
eileen st john

whereas pet:
goldie st john

which is a lot more pornographic I reckon

"I'm an artist, with an e and a beret."

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 6:24 AM

ACESANDEIGHTS


Willy Hancock

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 6:32 AM

MANIACMUPPET


I've always gone by pet name & Mother's maiden name in which case it would be "Wynter Ivory"

Going with middle name & street name it would be "Rodney Woodstown"

Hmmm I think either would work.



'You don't want to make it look like you just gave up' - Mal

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 6:37 AM

SPACEHOPPER


Quote:

Originally posted by AcesAndEights:
Willy Hancock


Classic!

Mine's a bit crappy:

Alexander Montegue

Sounds more like I should be a friend of Atherton Wing!

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 7:43 AM

DAX82


lol. That is classic.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 9:50 AM

MIMA


My Husband: Fonzi Bridgewood
Jay Whitman

My variations: Marie Heritage
Obisidian Gray

I like them!

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 11:23 AM

LIGHTMEDARK


I'd always done first pet, as well...which would have made me Lucky Snow...I think the connotations of that are amazing, haha.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 12:32 PM

CHARLIETHEBLOODY


I love rodney woodstown... that's great

"I'm an artist, with an e and a beret."

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 12:38 PM

MANWITHPEZ

Important people don't do field work.


Blackie Valpariso...

You're welcome...

Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 12:42 PM

ETHAN


Simon Burton

Not bad.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 12:49 PM

JACQUI


Middle name:

Marie Rosebud.

Pet Name:

BRANDY ROSEBUD.


And if there's a pornier name than Brandy Rosebud, I haven't heard it yet.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 12:55 PM

KHYRON


Haven't got a middle name. The way I usually do it is first pet/mother's maiden name, but I'll do it the other way too:

first pet/first street name: Muschi Bayview

first pet/mother's maiden name: Muschi Philipsen.

I prefer the second one. But both are sort of funny because in German Muschi means p*ssy (but it's also a popular cat's name, that's why we named our cat like that).

--- Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 1:22 PM

THESOMNAMBULIST


Pet/street names:

Ham-Solo De Montford

(My first pet was a Hamster called Ham Solo :D)

Middle/street name:

Graham De Montford




www.cirqus.com

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 2:40 PM

SIHNON


The only street names I remember are from where I live now, and not, say, New Bedford (1999), Miami (1998), Rio de Janeiro (1996), Sao Paulo (1995) Bota Fogo (1994), Angra dos Reis (1993), or Nova Friburgo (1991) so...more like, speculation, 'ey?

Pet Name:

Anita Cherokee

Middle Name:

Vasconcelos Cherokee

I think me pet name's better...

Captain Reynolds never touched me, all he did was rent me a shuttle and be very, very annoying!

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 6:10 PM

ZOID



Ummm...

George 47th South?


Respectfully,

zoid
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Saturday, January 7, 2006 7:21 PM

DAX82


Very original. I like it!

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 8:09 PM

LIMINALOSITY


Oh, I'm laughing so hard at these, it hurts, and there are tears! Thanks for never fearing to dive straight into the lunatic, fellow fanlings.

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceHopper:
Mine's a bit crappy:
Alexander Montegue


A bit crappy? This sounds like Rowan Atkinson's cunning porn name.

ManWithPez - Blackie Valpariso sounds like a secret agent pornstar. Shaken or stirred?

LightMeDark's - Lucky Snow reads like a translation of a geisha name.

but Zoid's - George 47th South is pure replicant. Perfect for a Blade Runner fan!

Pleased to meet you all, I am Louise (Fluffy) Birch. At your service...so to speak.

It was exactly like you, Will, every detail.
Except for you not being a dominatrix. As far as we know.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 8:14 PM

NOVAURA


Okay, so my middle name would make it Raina Campbell. Not all that exciting. Now my pet would make it Simon Campbell...so now I've been turned into a guy...greeaaat.

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 10:04 PM

THATWEIRDGIRL


I've played it with pet name...and it's disturbing...Wolf Irvington.

That's right folks, I'm that kind of a weird girl.

www.thatweirdgirl.com
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"...turn right at the corner then skip two blocks...no, SKIP, the hopping-like thing kids do...Why? Why not?"

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 10:25 PM

JETFLAIR


Shiloh Hilyard

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"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you when she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home." .......We love you, captain.

"This is the captain. We may experience some slight turbulence and then.....explode"

www.serenityverse.com - Zoe necklace replicas, Serenity dogtags, jewelry, image gallery w/ custom DVD covers, other goodies!

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Saturday, January 7, 2006 11:25 PM

RACOONBOY


Christopher Christmas

...I like it, it's nice, and it works.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:03 AM

SHIELDMAID


Middle or pet, my porn names would be:

Leigh Division

Bootsie Division.

Clearly I have chosen the wrong profession.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 6:09 AM

SERENYTY


Claire Minnehaha.

Odd, I know.

~A message from Serenyty~

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 6:18 AM

SHINYTALENT


Alright, mine is lame- I sound more like a duchess than a porn star:
Elizabeth Essington.

If I did use it with my first pet's name it'd be:
Maggie-May Essington. I guess the second one makes me sound like I live in a trailer. Oh well I'm just not sut out for a life of porn there goes that career choice

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 6:45 AM

GRAYFURY


Pet Name: MITTY GLENN VALLEY
Middle Name: HARRISON GLENN VALLEY





"Smellin' alot of IF comin' offa' this plan!"

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 7:30 AM

NCBROWNCOAT


We'll my middle name would make me a guy: Hoyt Chestnut.

My dog's name would be very silly: Nalla Chestnut

I prefer my boyfriends dog's name and the street I live on now: Mollie Isabella

That sounds too wholesome though.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 7:59 AM

BELLONA


pet/mother's maiden name:
tinsel firth

1st pet/1st street:
speedy morrison (it was a snail, okay?)

middle name/1st street:
susan morrison

b

can't take the sky

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 8:17 AM

SERYN


middle name/street name - Lisa Cressington (newsreader methinks)

Pet name/street name - Shandy Cressington ( father named dog, sand coloured dog, 'sandy' already taken so...)

But the best by far...

Pet name/mothers maiden name - Shandy Lapping.



I used to win everytime with that one, but Willy Hancock I love, sooo funny.

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 9:51 AM

LIMINALOSITY


This could not be more disturbing...and hysterical for me, because I'm very visual, and I used to design costumes for theater, so part of my mind automatically sees and dresses each of these characters, and, you know, I gotta share what I see because I'm still laughing so ard it hurts. Hope it doesn't bug anyone.

Weird girl - Wolf Irvington ...tall, suave, dark 40's cartoon werewolf, smokes with a cigarette holder...who will pour you champagne, feed you strawberries, and then...eat you...but not in a good way (aaak! sorry, but it is a porn thread). A granny a day keeps the doctor away!

Jetflair - Shiloh Hilyard ...in a civil war uniform, light brown hair, innocent and wistful. Leave that bay horse tied up over there please.

Seryn - Lisa Cressington ...was my favorite. I'm not seeing so much newsreader as subtle bombshell of the variety who steals everyone's husband and shreds them on that sort of television show. Not exactly cunning and evil. She can't help it, they are drawn to her like moth to flame. Usually wears floaty floral waisted dresses and heels (when she's not wearing the costume of some other sport ; tennis, riding, golf, sailing).

Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 1:00 PM

SERYN


I went clothes shopping to taday, guess what I bought myself?
It was beautiful, layered chiffon, gorgeous lily print, cute little fifties style belt...


*Kicks carrier bag*

And now I have to take it back! You stigmatized it! Curse you ta hades!

he he, no, joking, I didn't go shopping today.

It was last week.

And i'm still gonna wear it, too pretty not to, just have to keep telling myself to stop laughing at nothing in public. (i do that too much already...)

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"She's a mite whimsical in the brainpan."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 1:45 PM

DRPAIN


Since I don't have a middle name or live on a street with a cool porn sounding name I'll just have to go with my fav Hugh Jorgen.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 1:57 PM

BLACKSHAMROCK5


with middle name- Marie Stevenage


with pet name-Sparky Stevenage for porn, I would have to go with this one

Shamrock

Sparky it is

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 2:12 PM

KAREL

Flying on duct tape and a damaged registry.


Douglas Blossom

This is Hi-Larious!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:50 PM

LIMINALOSITY


Quote:

Originally posted by seryn:
It was beautiful, layered chiffon, gorgeous lily print, cute little fifties style belt...
*Kicks carrier bag*
And i'm still gonna wear it, too pretty not to, just have to keep telling myself to stop laughing at nothing in public. (i do that too much already...)


Ok, I was briefly horrified...but, bwah haa ha...cuz, yeah that's me, connected wrist and ankle to the collective unconscious, a channel for images. Glad you're still going to wear it, that was exactly the Lisa dress alright.
Laughing at (seemingly) nothing in public...yeah, I do that too, but now that there are bluetooth Borg headsets, you can pass for normal, cuz everybody else is on their phone laughing into thin air.

Shiny Trees! Yavanna made Shiny Trees!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 3:52 PM

MICK91


"Carmen Roxbury"

...and yes, pointless!

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:14 PM

UNREGISTEREDCOMPANION


Pet/Mother's Maiden Name:

Flower Sites

Middle Name/Street Name:

Sullivan Ohio

~~~~~
"Funny and sexy. You have no idea. And you never will."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:31 PM

ANFA



All of your entries are great!

Mine would be:

Pet/Mother's Maiden Name: Keema Francis

Middle name/ Street: Ann Penn

Not too thrilling (certainly no Ivory Wynter!), but hey, it's me!


" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 4:38 PM

PERIDIDDLE


Mine all come up with lame things, ala Jane State Road J (Middle name/street name) or Sarah Smith (First pet/mother's maiden name.)

BUT, if I make a combination of, say, current pet/first street lived on....I get River Westbrook. Saffie Westbrook/Saffron Westbrook before my parents decided to rename my kitten.

Well, at least it sounds kinda like an actress name!

"Bwaa...it's kind of a warrior...strikes fear into the hearts of..."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:15 PM

ANFA



Just found out my husband's was too good not to
post -

Pet/Mother's Maiden name: Taffy Masterson

I love it!


" We're just too pretty for God to let us die."

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:29 PM

PSOLARIS


If we go by first pet and first street name mine would be Rocky Timberland...hmmm, don't suit a female do it? The last pet I owned was Zoe, so I think I'd rather go by that. (and believe it or not, that dog isn't named after Zoe Washburn. She got that name from somone who doesn't even know the show exsists.)

Zoe Timberland has a better ring to it I think.

Psolaris

"Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'"

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:33 PM

EMBERS


Quote:

Originally posted by CS:
I always played with pet name/street name,



yeah, I think that pet name is funnier:

Prudence October

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:37 PM

NINAH148


Pet's name definitely works better...especially since in my culture we take our father's first name as our middle name! With pet's name, though, it's Misty Canterbury. :-)

Quote:

Originally posted by dax82:
Now I know everyone knows this, but traditionally your porn star name is your middle name and the first street you lived on. My name is "ADAM ACAPULCO"! I would probably use that. Now whats yours?



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Sunday, January 8, 2006 5:44 PM

GLOBLABSURDITY


Ha! What fun!
Mkay--
*middle/street-- Lorena Jessica--somehow, I'm thinking this one would send the guys a runnin and clutchin their unmentionables--lol.

*pet/street-- Bunny Jessica --much better, I'm thinkin.




*Never judge a book by it's movie*
*The heart is an artist that paints over what profoundly disturbs it, leaving on the canvas a less dark,less sharp version of the truth*--D.Koontz (Forever Odd)

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 6:11 PM

TMURRIE


Middle name and street name eh? Well then...

Call me "Gordon 119A"

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Sunday, January 8, 2006 7:32 PM

NINAH148


Ooops! I goofed. Misty was the first pet that we *named*, but our very first dog was inherited by us when both our elderly next-door-neighbors died (one of my favorite memories of my parents, a dramatic race to the pound to save him from euthanasia when we found out our neighbor's adult children had thrown their parents' beloved pet to the wolves, so to speak). Fella Canterbury doesn't have the same ring to it, though.

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