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Heres A Pointless Question for you. Whats your Porn Star name

POSTED BY: DAX82
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Monday, January 9, 2006 8:13 AM

Well, with the pet thing, I'd have to say... um... "Misty 244th" which, honestly, doesn't work too well--one, because I'm a heterosexual guy, so "Misty" is a bad misnomer, and two, because of the number thing (makes me out to be like that Johnny 23 guy from "Con Air" or something).

The middle name, alas, will remain unmentioned... for... uh... legal reasons...

--Jefé The Hat

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Monday, January 9, 2006 8:50 AM

pet name: Siva R (Avenue)
or maybe just Siva Avenue?

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

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Monday, January 9, 2006 9:10 AM

'Limbs Akimbo' has been my porn name for several decades. We came up with porn names about 20 years ago before we knew any of the fancy rules.

'Fina Superior' is my pet/street porn name.

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Monday, January 9, 2006 9:16 AM

Hebby Bowels.

Seriously.

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Monday, January 9, 2006 9:30 AM

LOL! SimonWho, yours cracks me up! We should use that on the 'Tree somehow!!

Mine are:
(middle/street)
Marie Harts

(pet/street)
Spot Harts

Neither of them really conjure up the image of a compelling porn star do they?

Now, maybe if I use my last address?
Marie Orleans
Spot Orleans

Guess not!

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 2:36 PM

for my first pet...
Nero Hana-nui
but that is a boys name so how bout we take my newest pet and make it Kellie Hana-nui
or Kellie Birch...We have lived so many places i just dont know any more????????

It's a real burden being right so often.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 3:36 PM

First Pet/First Street=Brandy Brooktree

Middle Name/First Street=Leigh Brooktree

I'd have to say the first one is more porny.

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 4:04 PM

Mine is Peaches Aubrey. I don't know, that sounds more stripperish than porn star to me. hmmm

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Sunday, January 22, 2006 5:29 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Hrmm...some creative license here but:

Francisco Montgomery (first street living on my own)

or

Pixie Citadel (not too masculine sounding so I'll leave that one for my sis!

)

But here are the names of two brothers in a Firefly RPG I run, that when they stop being mercenaries, they can star being porn stars:

Stone Morningwood
Tug Morningwood

BWAH!
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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:19 PM

Pet: Fluffy Stoneman

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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:31 PM

Shaw Kitty Kearny

"Faster would be better"

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Monday, January 23, 2006 9:33 PM

Oh my gosh!
I'm Laural Alder

I like this game!

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 2:25 AM

I love mine, it seems fo right for a pornstar. Not that I would know what one sounds like ofcourse. Really I have no idea.

Rufus Burns

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 6:31 AM

QUEENOFTHENORTH

Hmm, let's see, middle name would be:

Nicole 59th

Pet's name would be:

Mittsy 59th

Neither really works, so I'd have to say:

Buck Naked

Oh wait, I'm a girl, so I'd have to change that to Bonny Naked. How's that?

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 6:37 AM

Using my middle name and street it would be Laurann Delano. If I use my pet's name it would be Patrick Delano. Patrick Delano won't work since I am not a man...LOL

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 9:42 AM

Pet / mothers maiden name: _____ firth. damn me not having a pet, but the make me sneeze, or they die in two weeks.

first pet / first street: splash carwood. yeah thats crap. technically i dont even live on a street, its an estate. our neighbours are about 300m away. god i'm difficult

middle name / first street: Elizabeth carwood

i got a more interesting one:
first pet / hospital born in: splash smiley.

saw tv by chance, watch sci fi by choice

peace out
Kizzie
XxX

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 9:56 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Kizziecstars:
i got a more interesting one: pet / hospital born in: splash smiley.

that makes me tinsel simpson
getting better...

although if it's pet/street i'm tinsel church, but i used to be lulu church

b

ps. where's smiley hospital???

"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
'cause we are who we are, even if we forget, an' there ain't nothin' can change that.
my other coat is brown.
the most concrete evidence that there is intelligent life in the 'verse is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
-great, so you just eat my ice cream and take off?
-i knew you'd understand.
i don't get it, and i'm not sure i want to.
don't you really hate long messages on stuff?

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:09 AM

John Cedarwood or Lucky Cedarwood

But when I was in the biz I went by John Hoffman...but everybody called me Jack

"And once you're gone, you can never come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black"
-Neil Young

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:15 AM

does it inspire confidance---Broadway Dean

jhance11

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:17 AM

tinsel Simpson wow I just got my calm back

jhance11

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Wednesday, January 25, 2006 10:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jhance11:
tinsel Simpson wow I just got my calm back

glad to be of service, so to speak

b

"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
'cause we are who we are, even if we forget, an' there ain't nothin' can change that.
my other coat is brown.
the most concrete evidence that there is intelligent life in the 'verse is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
-great, so you just eat my ice cream and take off?
-i knew you'd understand.
i don't get it, and i'm not sure i want to.
don't you really hate long messages on stuff?

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 6:29 AM

surely you concede I deserve A polar fantasy

jhance11

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 8:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by jhance11:
surely you concede I deserve A polar fantasy

oh, go on then, since you asked so nicely...

b

"i'm getting a powerful energy emission..."
'cause we are who we are, even if we forget, an' there ain't nothin' can change that.
my other coat is brown.
the most concrete evidence that there is intelligent life in the 'verse is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
-great, so you just eat my ice cream and take off?
-i knew you'd understand.
i don't get it, and i'm not sure i want to.
don't you really hate long messages on stuff?

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 9:01 AM

First pet's name and first street:

Bobby Hamilton. (It sounds more like an old man's name than a porn star name.)

- Cos.

"If I'm wrong, you best shoot me now. Or, we could talk more." - Mal, 'Serenity'.

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 9:34 AM

Uh ...Middle name ..Lee.. First street was Alan Shepard Drive That makes it Lee Alan Shepard Jeeze sounds more like a serial killer then a porn star Ok Howzabout "Lee Dawg"

mphillips

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 9:58 AM

now it sounds like a rapper..ugh

mphillips

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 10:26 AM

My mental roladex is all set.......time to find A cigarette

jhance

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 11:28 AM

I always love when this topic shows up!

My fave is Pet/Street: Fifi Melrose

I may use it as a pen name if I ever get anything published. The name alone should sell a few copies!

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 12:48 PM

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

street:

Laverne Aero.

Sounds like an airplane manufacturing corporation.

Pet:

Laverne Blizard(albino giunea pig).

Lame.

Steet I currenty live on:

Laverne Palomino.

Bingo!

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 12:50 PM

mine are lame.

middle name:
Joy Avenue C

pet name:
Lady Avenue C

LAME!

can i just make one up?

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Saturday, January 28, 2006 8:03 PM

Lessee, mine would be Peaches Place
Sounds like a restaurant!
I like my husband's: "Puffy Midland"

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Sunday, January 29, 2006 12:17 AM

Seeing as I don't KNOW my mother's middle name (or her first, or last, or my father's name, or any of that cool stuff)
my first pet(s) and street I lived on:

Prince North 36th Street (husky mix)
Torq Felcron North 36th (suicidal gerbil)(named after d&d character, yes I am a geek)

Hmmm. Let's try this again.
How about another pet and street?

Gypsy Bellflower

That being the first pet and street when I was out on my own. :)

"Do not go gentle into that good night....
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. . ."
--Dylan Thomas

"...you will go to...Special Hell, reserved for child molesters, people who talk in theaters, and Fox executives." rephrasing Shepherd Book to reflect my reality

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Monday, January 30, 2006 6:19 AM

Quote:
ps. where's smiley hospital???

its in the happy land of good reality tv and george bush's brain. i.e. the land of things that dont exist. they knocked it down like a year after i was born there.

sad that things have to end. *shoots fox executive* very sad.

peace out
Kizzie
XxX

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Monday, January 30, 2006 9:59 AM

Stanley 10th St.

Couldn't be more lame. I wouldn't be the porn star, just the coworker that walks in on the two empoyees and provides the useless attempt at comedy.

Remember, that but for one trifling exception, the entire universe is made up of others.- Oliver Wendall Holmes

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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:15 PM

Middle/First Street : Lynn Miner
First Pet/First Street : Barkley Miner
First Pet/Mothers Maden Name: Barkley Trazzare.
Current Pet/Current Street: Wolverene Bruce
Middle/Current Street : Lynn Bruce

...um...right.

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Monday, March 6, 2006 2:43 PM

Pet/Street = Patch Wiggins

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:22 PM

Middle Name/1st Street: Thompson Belknapp
Middle Name/Current Street: Thompson Fondiller

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Monday, March 6, 2006 3:57 PM

Oh, this is good. Mine would be 'Anthony Redwood'. That has got a distinctive ring to it. Maybe I've missed my calling...

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Monday, March 6, 2006 5:41 PM

Or maybe you just found your calling...ahh?

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Monday, March 6, 2006 5:46 PM

pet and street name

Lita Pickering - I don't know if it's my mind in the gutter, but that sounds a bit off.

If there isn't any chocolate in heaven, then I ain't going

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Monday, March 6, 2006 6:13 PM

Not to toot my own horn (though that does sound like fun...) but I'm pretty impressed with my porn name: Bouncer Duncan. Need I say more?

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Sunday, March 19, 2006 4:04 PM

I have many i could use.
Avery is my middle name.
All the names following are pets.
I DID get all those pets at the same time, so they are my first.
How's yummy youngblood for a porn star name?

mothers maiden name:
avery youngblood
sterm youngblood
sissy youngblood
crunch youngblood
yummy youngblood
meque youngblood
moe youngblood

Street:
avery placer
sterm placer
sissy placer
crunch placer
yummy placer
meque placer
moe placer

I HAVE THAT BLANKET!!! the one, on their couch, i have it. it's on MY couch. if, if you look at the couch next to the infermary place... *twitch*(I'm pathetic.)

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Monday, March 20, 2006 11:25 AM

Mine's a little embarrassing.Oh well,here goes:

pet/street

Fluffy Hartmann

"get busy livin' or get busy dyin' "

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Monday, March 20, 2006 12:33 PM

I would be Patrick Oakridge

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 7:35 AM

Middle Name:
Sesco Mashula

Pet Name:
Snoopy Mashula

...I guess I won't be giving up my day job

...which is probably a good thing for everyone

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 8:09 AM

A'liah Baker

At last.
We can retire and give up
this life of crime.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 8:15 AM

Had several pets over the years so thought I'd list some of the funnier ones.

Pet names/ Street

Boomer West
Silky West
Little Bit West (my fav)
Smokey West
Onry West

Middle/Pet

Martin West sounds more like a film star name

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:09 AM

I've moved a lot, so I'll use the street name I spent high school on. And for pets, I'll use one of my dad's dogs because I never had pets growing up.

Middle name: Sue Hazelwood
Pet: Xena Hazelwood

My current street:
Sue Pinckney OR Xena Pinckney

Parent's current street:
Sue Cherrywood OR Xena Cherrywood

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 9:30 AM

Scott Avalon
or
Fudgey Avalon

"Let's be bad guys"

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:16 AM

Godzilla Asilomar

Has a nice ring to it.

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