THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #21-Know what the chain of command is? by CunningOrangeToque

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THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME #21-Know what the chain of command is?

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UPDATED: Friday, February 10, 2006 03:10
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Saturday, February 4, 2006 9:11 PM

Hullo all!

My apologies for the lateness of the new round, but life keeps moving, so i have to at least try to crawl along with it (or try to get someone to carry me...)

ROUND #20's winner is CHOLLETT!!:

VO: "Yup, them Reynolds boys were in trouble with the law again. Looks like they need to do some fancy flyin.....else start growing some wings...."

CONGRATS!!(especially seeing as i have...umm...*ahem*...never met you *cough cough*)

AND LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DOES THE GAME!

In this week's round, we find our *faithful* Saint Jayne:

JAYNE:"Sumthin smells funny, AND IT AIN'T ME!!"

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Now's the chance to show me up!Do it whilst you can!

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Saturday, February 4, 2006 9:29 PM

TEALCANDTRIP

Jayne: Gorramn it... I knew I should have cut the apple first!

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Saturday, February 4, 2006 10:52 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Jayne: What happened to the good lighting we used to get in Firefly?
OR
Kaylee (sings, off): Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
-- why's the rum gone? --

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 1:52 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

JAYNE:"Like, is there a ghost behind me or sumthin?"

OR

JAYNE:"What in the sphincter of hell is river listening to? Those darn teenagers these days with their rap music...Chaikovsky is very underrated..."

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 7:19 PM

FLORALBUNNY

With renewed determination, Jayne launches another search and destroy mission in order to get rid of that stuff that smells like crotch when it's been cooked.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 7:50 PM

ORPHEUS

SIMON: "Turn your head and cough. I'm not gonna say it again."

OR

Jayne's Billy Idol impression wasn't fooling anyone. He was not, in fact, punk.

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"Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 9:28 PM

CHOLLETT

As Jayne looked at the new painting on the wall disprovingly, the blue locker of doom snuck up and prepared its attack.....

OR

Jayne: "What?"

OR

Jayne: "What're YOU lookin' at?"

OR

Jayne: "Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME? There's nobody else here, you must be talking to me..."

OR

Jayne (thinking): "This isn't my milk...this is apple juice! But if my mudder's milk isn't here...if this is apple juice....WHERE'S MY GORRAM MILK?????????" *realization* "....KAYLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'm babbling like a moonbrain.

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Sunday, February 5, 2006 11:45 PM

COSMICFUGITIVE

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

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JAYNE: "Living legend needs eggs. Or maybe a new caption."

OR:

"Gorramnit Mal, I told ya. I ain't taking on the little girl again in no weekly staring match. My ruttin' eyes are still hurtin' from last month!"

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Monday, February 6, 2006 1:57 AM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Hullo all!

In this week's round, we find our *faithful* Saint Jayne:

"Well, Jayne ain'ta a girl's name!"

Funny thread, btw.

"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 2:24 AM

N0SKILLZ

Jayne shoots a disapproving look at the TV after Big Ben throws a INT in the superbowl

*sorry, can't think about much else right now, lol*

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RAF Lakenheath

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Monday, February 6, 2006 3:49 AM

JAYRO

Quote:

For the life of him, Jayne couldn't work out where Mal might have hidden his birthday present.

or...

Baldwin found that his Original Series Captain Kirk outfit tended to ride up in the armpit.

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"How will we know... unless we question it?"

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Monday, February 6, 2006 4:03 AM

DARKLIGHTER9

Book (off screen): I ain't gettin on no plane!

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Monday, February 6, 2006 6:59 AM

VERASNEWOWNER

After doing a job on a NOKIA 610000000000001 Factory, Jayne still couldnt grasp the tecnique to camera phones.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 1:20 PM

SICKDUDE

Jayne: Let's see... seven letter word for "explosive device".... gorram crossword puzzle....

"It's a cow."

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Monday, February 6, 2006 8:34 PM

FLORALBUNNY

Jayne goes looking for his orange hat and discovers that someone has used it to drain the spaghetti.

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----why's the rum gone?-----

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Monday, February 6, 2006 10:11 PM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:

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Jayne looks over at an alliance fed we can't see off camera.

Fed: Mercenary... mercenary... you'd know something about stolen cargo.

Jayne: ......*.......

OR

Gorramit Mal, if I don't get my john thomas somethin to play with soon the girl folk'll be in some trouble.

(sorry for that one)

If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 11:02 PM

CITIZEN

Jayne(Reading): Take two spoonfulls for acute indigestion...
*throws spoon away*
Glug Glug Glug
Jayne: Last time I let that Gorram girl cook me dinner.

Or

Jayne(Reading): Take two grenades externally for Acute Reaver infestation.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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Monday, February 6, 2006 11:12 PM

ASARIAN

Quote:
Originally posted by Misstressahara:

Gorramit Mal, if I don't get my john thomas somethin to play with soon the girl folk'll be in some trouble.

Oh, God! I can't know that!

Eeew!

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam.

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 4:02 AM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Jayne(thinking): First the shuttle, now the ship. I swear, if Inara keeps makin' everthin' smell funny, I'm gettin' Mal to toss her out the airlock!

OR

Jayne suddenly realizes the mistake of humming the Fruity Oaty Bar theme in River's presence, as does his manparts...

OR

The new Hero of Canton lifelike statue captured Jayne's essence even better than the last one.

OR

*brrrrrraaaaaap!*
Jayne(thinking): God's balls, what is that smell? Me?!? Note to self: Livin' legend needs less eggs...ai ya!

OR

Jaynebot: Destroy! Destroy! Destr---oooh! Jello!

OR

MAL(OS): Do you wanna run this ship?
JAYNE(thinking): I wonder why my thong rides up so much--hey, is Mal talking to me? What'd he just say?--damn Kaylee is hot--I should be in my bunk--Mal still starin' at me? I better get an angry look--I like eggs--I wish I had nipple rings--hrm, Mal must be waitin' for an answer--I wonder if Inara wears boxers or briefs...prolly nothin' heh heh heh--gorramit, everyone's staring at me now. Maybe they can all know what I am thinkin'?!? Go se!--Y'know, if Wash ever dies, I am so takin' Zoe...takin' her hard--Ai ya! I better answer him...
MAL(OS): Well?
Jayne: Blue! No, red! Uhhh...I'll be in my bunk! *leaves*
MAL(OS): Huh. Don't rightly think I'll ever understand what goes through that man's mind. *shakes head* Oh, well, I guess you can run the ship while I am gone, Doctor...

(wow...I can't believe I made ALL THAT from one screencap...LOL)

BWAH!
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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 5:58 AM

GIZMO

JAYNE: Agh, I'm out of lives again! How ruttin' fast do I have to run into those Goombas to kill 'em?

History abhors a paradox.
-Kain

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 6:05 AM

CBY

Jayne (muttering): "you...are...my....gorram...lucky...star..."

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 9:49 PM

ETHAN

"If, I concentrate, hard enough...I can make, Inara's tube top burst.."

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 11:01 PM

OLDFOGEY

"What'd you do with my turtle."

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Tuesday, February 7, 2006 11:12 PM

CHRISMOORHEAD

See, the reason that's funny to me is cause I had a staff sargent tell me about this time him and a bunch of friends were getting high, and this one dude stapled his scrotum up over his penis so that just the head was sticking out, then he did a handstand and called it "The Turtle".

And I hearby renounce any blame for a dirty joke as 1) It wasn't mine, and it wasn't a joke and 2) I didn't use any slang words for body parts.

"Deep in the battlefield covered in blood
Lies an Airborne Ranger dying in the mud
He fought for his country and he died like a man
Though some people back home just wouldn't understand"

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 6:34 PM

GUTTERBALL

Quote:
Originally posted by ChrisMoorhead:
...and this one dude stapled his scrotum up over his penis so that just the head was sticking out, then he did a handstand and called it "The Turtle".

All I can say is...OW. OwowowowowowOWWWWW. I don't even HAVE one and OOOOOWWWW.

Heheh...it's quite the image, though....

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 6:57 PM

DASHRENNOLAN

Quote:

Now, THAT is why I never kiss 'em on the mouth...

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 7:15 PM

LUVMYVERA

Adam Baldwin doesn't sleep, he waits.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 7:40 PM

DASHRENNOLAN

Quote:
Originally posted by luvmyvera:
Adam Baldwin doesn't sleep, he waits.

Adam Baldwin's tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

The cheif export of Adam Baldwin is badass.

Adam Baldwin spelled backwards is "awesome".

Adam Baldwin once lost the remote, but retained control of the television by calmly telling it what to do.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 7:50 PM

LUVMYVERA

Adam Baldwin and God get in a fight, who wins?...........Trick question Adam Baldwin is God.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:01 PM

ARCADIA

JAYNE: River? Are you sure about this killin' folk with my brain thing? I don't think it's workin'...

"Objects in Space"
River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think...

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:11 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Quote:
Originally posted by Arcadia:
JAYNE: River? Are you sure about this killin' folk with my brain thing? I don't think it's workin'...

"Objects in Space"
River: It's just an object. It doesn't mean what you think...

To expand on that...

JAYNE: River? Are you sure about this killin' folk with my brain thing? I don't think it's workin'...
WASH(OS, laughing with the crew): Oh, but it is! It's killing us!

OR

ADAM B(thinking): Gorramit. This is the last time I let Joss talk me into wearing stupid t-shirts...my ruttin' nipple hard-on is showing!

OR

Jayne is perplexed after receiving a megasuperatomic wedgie from Simon...whodathunkit?

OR

Jayne was visibly upset when Mal and company refused to go back to the Heart of Gold and get the hairbrush he left there.

BWAH!
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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:15 PM

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Could you please just make it stranger? Stranger. Odder. Could be weirder. More bizarre. How about uncanny?

Having killed the microwave with his mind, Jayne set his sights on larger prey: the icebox.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2006 8:29 PM

LUVMYVERA

I like it. Of course I don't think mal would appreciate him doing that to his ship.

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Thursday, February 9, 2006 6:55 PM

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Very good round this week!

Anyhow, it's voting time!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark?pollID=964363&sparkKey=c8df88a
913badfb516b68ade4aaec352b0

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Friday, February 10, 2006 3:10 AM

MISSTRESSAHARA

Quote:
Originally posted by DashrenNolan:
Quote:

Now, THAT is why I never kiss 'em on the mouth...

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Now that sounds like a winner. LOL

If I'm a bitch, then life just got intersting.

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