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Large, tall (6'3"), semi-scary, muscle-bound, conscience-free 35 y.o....

Seeks sex, sex, sex, a shooting partner, sex, watching Firefly, and sex. Oh, and sex. Cuddling if I must, but only after. Must like guns and books, and lots of 'em.

Regarding sex: all about energy. Girls who like the sweet romantic stuff need not apply, just old fashioned effing.

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what ring?!


Hah, I may be your wife in name, but until I get the sparkler and the paper (or at least the dance and the hat made out of a tree) then there aint nothing official about it.

And listen, Hubby, you're enjoying this far to much. Its about time you had to fight for my twisted stalkerly affections, and if theres anyone on this site who sounds even remotely like Nathan Fillion, then you may just find yourself without the ever present flash of my cyber-binoculars.

So... harumpf! *does that patented 'Miss Piggy' turn and stamp off*

*watches Citizen from behind another post*

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And besides, I'll let you have a Kaylee shaped amusement if you let me have my Mal shaped one...

*flutters eyelashes and smiles sweetly*

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I'm sure I'm stating the obvious here, but...D*MN, that's a big rock, Citizen!

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Seems like fun...

mid-20's Simon-type (Smart, but socially inept) SWM seeks Kaylee-type (Cute and bubbly) in the Charlotte area.

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Citizen: if that's what you get your wife, what are you getting your doxy? Hmmm???

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I'm sure I'm stating the obvious here, but...D*MN, that's a big rock, Citizen!

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The Hope Diamond.....is that not supposed to be bad luck..

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What the hell?

I am nineteen years old, female, living in the Champaign-Urbana area now, but will be moving to Chicago in summer 2006 (transfering from University of Illinois to Columbia College -- I am going to be a film major, with the hope that one day I can write for a TV show, ha). I am 5'8, brown hair, brown eyes. Not the thinnest person on this earth, but... *shurgs* Seeking a Mal or Wash type, or a Mal/Wash type. Could do well with a Book-type, except for the strongly relgious thing. :-)

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I always figure- they're going to find out sooner or later, best to put it right out in the open.

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Why is the first thing out of a guy's mouth "So, what are you doing this weekend and when can you meet my parents?" these days?? Sheesh!

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People are trying to pull for chrissakes and we are ruining the atmosphere of luuurve.

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Why is the first thing out of a guy's mouth "So, what are you doing this weekend and when can you meet my parents?" these days?? Sheesh!

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Where the hell are you meeting those types of guys these days? If you don't like them, please send them my way.

And I'll send you all the guys who like to treat girls like go-se, 'cause I sure respect myself more than to lower myself to their ricidulous standards.

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Hey, I don't wanna be treated like go-se! I just don't want to be...annoyed. Pandered to. Committed to before I've even properly dated. I'm a bit commitment-phobic. Just a bit.

I'm a very independent sort, and people who try to hem me in usually get the rough side of my tongue. Whoops.

Don't like to be coddled. Can't help it. No one wants to be treated like go-se -- although a few seem to subconsciously choose it -- but not everyone wants roses and chocolates and undying love, either. *shrug*

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Oh, I understand what you mean.

I don't need all the roses and chocolate and whatnot, but I absolutely do need respect. And any guy who is going to judge me solely on my looks and willingness to screw him only on his terms, and will cheat on his girlfriend in the process obviously will not respect me like I desrved to be respected. That's all I meant.


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...and will cheat on his girlfriend in the process obviously will not respect me like I desrved to be respected.

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*grins* I said "all except" that....

You know what they say: cheetahs never prosper.

As for judging solely on appearance and willingness to boink at will...well...that's pretty much the world. Not pretty, but kinda inescapible. Inescapable?

Nemeseses? Nemesuses? Nemesii? What's the plural on that?

Heheh....

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Wow..

You see, this thread is beautiful. Lots of people are joking around but if you read up the thread there are some actual love connections going on.

"Dear Joss Whedon, my spouse and I met because of a mutual love of your show." Wouldn't that be cool to read one day?



Do not fear me. Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony.

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SWF, 28, with Kaylee's earthiness, Zoe's strength, Inara's mystery and River's intelligence (okay I'm not THAT smart, but I can hold my own)seeks someone with Mal's strength, Book's faith, Simon's intelligence, Wash's humor and Jayne's willingness to brush my hair.

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