GENERAL DISCUSSIONS

Another funny Joss post.

POSTED BY: STORYMARK
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2006 18:22
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Thursday, February 16, 2006 7:04 AM

STORYMARK


This has no news of any sort whatsoever, I just thought it was a funny exchange, so I'd share it.

Comic writer Warren Ellis posted a note about the upcoming Comic Con, and Joss responded with a rather funny comment that I didn't believe was really him, untill Ellis came back and confirmed it was Joss (they are friends).

Here's Elli's post:

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Every hotel room in southern California was booked within eighteen femtoseconds of the San Diego Comics Convention reservations webpage being uploaded. That’s it, people. If you didn’t get your booking confirmed within eighteeen femtoseconds of the starting pistol, you’re screwed. Because there are one hundred thousand hungry people out there who need to attend San Diego Comics Convention in order to walk right past all that comics shit and go straight to sniffing Brandon Routh’s cricketbox, sending bits of themselves to the cast of SERENITY and masturbating ferociously in the men’s stalls while wearing V FOR VENDETTA masks and discounted Hulk Hands.

No, of course I’m not going.

Nerd Prom: It Begins Now. Never forget.



And Joss' response:

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Who is this Ellis guy anyway? He thinks he all that cuz he wroted “Planety”. The facts is, KomiKon is AWESOME becuz people dress up like stuff — but nobody dresses like Warner Ellis, I guess, mister sour grapes. I talked to Sumner Glou and she said nobody ever mailed her body parts except for one time an arm and then a messenger brought her a thyroid gland but big deal, SERENDIPITY fans happen to be the most tastefullest fans who have extra or redundant body parts.

The best thing about Comicvention is the girls are pretty and the younglings are pretty (is that a legal issue?) and the men is pretty when they are Jedi but not so much Sith. I like to meet the Comedy Books artists (Not everyone wants to meet Angelina Michelle Watts, you know) and to buy a picture of an elf or dragon already. So stay off this grumpity webcamsite becuz Warner Ellis is just a grouchypants! I met a real General Griefuss, who amongst you can say that?

Peace, dog.


Followed by:

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Altho that hulk hands thing was me. Sorry. Romulan Ale.


And Ellis' response back:

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..see, that could actually BE Joss…

Or possibly Steven E McDonald.

Nope, turns out that was Joss. I mention this to settle down the dozens of people clicking here from Whedonesque.

There will, of course, be revenge.



Pointless, but funny.



Edit: Forgot the link: http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=1848#comments

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 7:12 AM

FOLLOWMAL


Quote:

Originally posted by Storymark:
Pointless, but funny.



Heck yea! Not the pointless, but the funny. It's Joss!

Thanks, Storymark.

" You hold. Hold til I get back." Mal

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 7:30 AM

GRIZWALD


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I talked to Sumner Glou...


*snork*

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 12:00 PM

NOSADSEVEN


They do go on...

A little too much 'gasm going on in that thread, I must say. I feel dirty. (but amused)

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Ain't. We. Just.

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 7:43 PM

FLORALBUNNY


If there is revenge, or some inevitable betrayal (sudden or not), may we count upon you to keep us posted?

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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Thursday, February 16, 2006 8:05 PM

STORYMARK


Sure. I check Ellis' site daily. I shall keep you appraised.

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."

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Friday, February 17, 2006 6:22 PM

FLORALBUNNY


Hehe, Storymark.
Wonder if Ellis is aware of Whedon's attitude toward LINT...

bun
-- bastards singed my turtle --
----- why's the rum gone? -----

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