What would you do if you saw a Fox executive??? by SouthernSlayer

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What would you do if you saw a Fox executive???

POSTED BY: SOUTHERNSLAYER
UPDATED: Saturday, September 20, 2003 05:23
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Friday, September 19, 2003 1:22 AM

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Hey. I was just wondering what everyone would do if they saw a Fox executive walking down the street.

"Keep flying"

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Friday, September 19, 2003 2:06 AM

TRAGICSTORY

uncover all the manholes on his side of the street and play "Executive putt-putt."

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"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Friday, September 19, 2003 2:22 AM

JOHNNYREB

In fantasy I would kick him in the nuts, or her in the ovaries, as the case may be.

In reality I'd grill them about how stupid someone has to be to cancel Firefly and conclude the conversation by spitting on the sidewalk in front of them (or on them if I was pissed enough.)

Viva Firefly!

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Friday, September 19, 2003 4:05 AM

CHANNAIN

i DO aim to misbehave

"So is wrecking havoc and destroying quality TV a personal hobby for you, or just part of your job?"

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Friday, September 19, 2003 4:09 AM

ATHERTONWING

"does your face like my new shoes?"

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Friday, September 19, 2003 4:13 AM

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Those bastards should really get personal bodyguards, that is if they don't already. Their not exactly the firefly community's fave people. I really hope someone gives one of those executives a real good beating someday. Anyone think their up to the job?

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Friday, September 19, 2003 4:38 AM

TRAGICSTORY

I'd ask him:

"Enjoying the last 5 seconds of your life?"

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"Societies are supported by human activity, therefore they are constantly threatened by the human facts of self-intrest and stupidity." --Peter Berger

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Friday, September 19, 2003 4:47 AM

SOUTHERNSLAYER

lol! Thats the spirit!

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Friday, September 19, 2003 4:55 AM

JOHNNYREB

Isn't "That's the spirit!" what you're supposed to shout after somebody cranks you in the face with a pipe? he he he Please, somebody guess correctly what movie that's from.

Viva Firefly!

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Friday, September 19, 2003 5:34 AM

STILLSHINY

In my fantasy verse.

I'd put them in the air-lock and do the whole "I don't have a keel to haul you on, so" thing.

You know we've never been told how long Mal left Jayne locked in there, but I would wait twice as long.

Oh, sorry Reb, I don't know that quote. But, I'd almost swear I've heard it.

Mal: “See how I'm not punching him? I think I've grown!”

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Friday, September 19, 2003 5:56 AM

HJERMSTED

I would ask him/her why Fox no longer has the guts to take some risks and get behind new and different shows.

Remember The Tracy Ullman Show? (which, of course, brought us The Simpsons!). Fox would never take a chance on a show like that today. How about Married with Children? Not one of my personal favorites, but you have to admit Mw/C was unlike any of its contemporaries and was a big risk to air at the time. X-Files would have NEVER been supported by the big three networks in its early days but Fox nurtured that show into a hit and (now) a classic!

I would ask: What have you done with THAT Fox? Why is the new version of Fox so content to be irrelevant?

Anyway, that's the discussion I'd like to have with one, any or all of the present big wigs at Fox. I'm just glad the same group of people weren't in charge of the decisions that are bringing us the Firefly DVD set!

mattro

"A Committee is a strange creature with six or more legs and NO brain."

-Robert A. Heinlein

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Friday, September 19, 2003 10:58 AM

GIRLIE

Shoot first and ask questions later.
On second thought, Shoot first and shoot later.

Damnitgirlie

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Friday, September 19, 2003 12:24 PM

SOUTHERNSLAYER

Anyone got an address for fox? hehehe a little bit of C4 knockin at your door!

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Friday, September 19, 2003 1:36 PM

DUNDEE

Id put him in a sack and mail him to Joss and Co. let the whole of ME join in on the fun... the ultimate gift from the fans

Dear diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy,
Today we where kidnapped my hill folk never to be seen again, it was the best day ever.

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Friday, September 19, 2003 1:41 PM

KURUKAMI

Quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyReb:
Isn't "That's the spirit!" what you're supposed to shout after somebody cranks you in the face with a pipe? he he he Please, somebody guess correctly what movie that's from.

Rutger Hauer, to Harrison Ford, in "Bladerunner". Of course, alas, one can only dream of punishments such as the ones inflicted on Deckard for Fox executives.

"This is for Mal..." *crack!* "This is for Zoe..." *crack!* "This is for River..." *crack!* ...

History doesn't always repeat itself. Sometimes it merely shouts "Weren't you listening the first time?!?" and lets fly with a club.

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Friday, September 19, 2003 3:44 PM

FREMDFIRMA

I would drag them back to my place, break their arms and legs, tie them to a chair, tape thier eyes open and force them to WATCH the crap they shovel on us till they beg for the mercy of a quick death - prolly take less than an hour...

-frem
diefuxdie

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Friday, September 19, 2003 6:17 PM

NOOCYTE

Why, I'd introduce them to the chain of ruttin' command, I would!

Department of Redundancy Department

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Saturday, September 20, 2003 5:23 AM

SOUTHERNMERC

I'd give just a simple,

"Were you born stupid, or did you just grow that way?"

Jayne: "How big a room?"

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